I'll just leave this here
>>7214094
quality thread
but why
>>7214094
fine by me
>>7214094
Kek.
>>7214094
why not just make it in a rectangular pyrex dish with no side crust? ruining a whole pie for your own selfish reasons is a sin beyond measure. i loathe you
>>7214094
I'm eating a slice of pumpkin pie right now, and that image made me feel ill. Why are people like this allowed to exist?
>>7214206
it was a Sara Lee pie
>>7214234
Why on earth would anyone want to desecrate such a beautiful thing?
This is nothing more than the slow poisoning of mankind, admitted, and caught in the act.
>>7214234
...
Jerry?
>>7214094
>eating pie while a christmas poo is attached to your wall
yum
>>7214240
you could get 8 or so regular tasting slices out of your average pie. OR, you can get one of the purest slices you could ever imagine and discard the rest or let others pick at it. imo its worth it and the only people who get mad are the ones who wish they thought of it first
>>7214270
You don't understand! The purity of it is the creation as a whole, and the logical way to divide it fairly as possible among any group of people! Peace. Unity. Pie.
>>7214298
crust is nasty
>>7214301
It is OK to believe that! But to be truly fair, you have to give everyone the same amount of everything, and then they may remove what they do not want if they wish to do so.
>>7214311
all's fair in pie and war
he who dares, eats the crustless slice
>>7214311
its not the same. you would know this if you actually tried it, but your let your petty feelings of fairness stop you. tell you what. make a pie all for yourself one day and try it. afterwards cry yourself to sleep at night knowing you enjoyed it yet can never pull it off at a gathering of some sort.
>>7214339
Making a pie only for yourself? What madness is this? How selfish can man be? The making of a pie is a gift of kingly proportions! It should be shared with all the people of the kingdom, so that all might be happy!
>>7214352
you are lost, my friend
>>7214094
>guy goes to /b/ 8 yrs ago
>saves image
>be today
>rediscoveres image on hd
>lolsofunnythreadtopic epic2007lulz
>make this thread
>be posting in this thread
>be not bumping this thread for polite reasons
>
>>7214386
Greetings fellow oldfag
>>7214115
I'm more interested in why the fuck there's a one cent difference between the two.
>>7214094
Oh noes! My ocd is triggered I totally have it when it's convenient!!!!1 thanks op for getting me all riled up hehe. Im such a quirky freakster lol.
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>>7214773
>my wife's son
Yep
>>7214773
I laughed too much at your shit situation.
>>7214386
I know it's bait but
>saging with a picture
>>7214386
Nice guy eddie had a show on adult swim?
>>7214094
See, I just don't get flustered by this because in my opinion, OP would be the one missing out. Personally, my favourite part of almost any pie is the crust.
> Flakey, buttery, delicious pie crust
Seriously I could eat things like pie crust/shell and puff pastry entirely on their own if I didn't have an atom of self control.
Now, something like brownies or lasagna, that's different. The ooey, gooey middle bits are the best. I'll avoid the harder edge pieces if I can.
>>7214716
makes up for the cost of printing the extra letter in "lemon"
>>7214094
>I DONT WANT CRUST
lemme guess... You also want no onions, plenty of ketchup, white bread, and no pickles..
>>7214234
>all the plebs in this thread have never had pie core
>>7214270
It's like discussing capitalism vs socialism.
>>7214437
Dat some cockmongler? Sheiiit
>>7216877
the spoopy grinman actually
>>7214094
Based Anon is based. No snark, I LOL'd. Now have urge to do this with cake or lasagna or any other sliced/served food and turn it into meme.
>>7214234
just cut the fucking crust off you massive autist
