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Post em
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what the fuck was that
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>>7205207
Put all of the cans in a pot and then stirred it.

Looks like a one-way ticket to flavorless depression and renal failure.
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>>7205191
So juicy and dare I say it....beautiful.
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I was confused until he pulled out the beer. That is exactly the kind of recipe I'd expect an IPA drinker to come up with.
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>>7205191
perfectly cooked
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>>7205191
It's taco town the pot version.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz5MtModlDg
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>>7205416
>do all that
>it falls apart when you cut it
probably tasted like crap too. at least put something in it to balance out the sugar, not just LOL MORE SUGAR MORE CHOCOLATE EPIC!
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>>7205414
>Try to find original on youtube
>"The uploader has not made this video available in your country."
>I'm in the united states

What the fuck. Here's a vimeo link instead:

https://vimeo.com/90127834
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/flawless/
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>>7205540
how does it feel to have that shit happen to you you fucking americlap

you cant always have access to everything you inconsiderate cunts!!!
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MOIST
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>>7205191

Looked nice for 2 seconds

Then he just started throwing in canned shit

Gross
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JUICY
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>>7205386
>Be American
>Can't deepfry things

What a useless cunt.

Also

>Be "Italian"
>Using all sorts of storebought sauces (including his own) in lieu of making it
>Snapping his spaghetti multiple times
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>>7205648
I actually gagged, what the fuck is wrong with him
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>>7205648
no no no bro, no, nooooo
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>>7205648
how exactly do you fuck up chicken

my 8 year old cousin can fully cook one
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>>7205648
Buddy... no.
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Who else /pukingwithjack/ here?
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>>7205648
Does he want to sit on the crapper for a month or so.
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>>7205665
Let's not forget Simply Sara
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>>7205594

>open webm
>who the fuck would be dumb enough to-
>"Cooking with Jack" on tshirt
>It all makes sense
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>>7205642
oh FUCK
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>>7205648
I need to redo this webm with subtitles.
To quote:
>"Look at how juicy it is, look at the pool of.. LOOK AT THAT, that's great! This did a great job, that's a lot of juice.

Then just to make it worse his advice is:
>If there's a spot of red in your chicken when you cut into it, literally one minute in the microwave, poof!
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>>7205665
>Obviously raw burger
>Unmelted cheese
>Fat slide of unripe tomato
>Slathered with pickles (not too bad really but still)
>Untoasted bun

I mean that's fine for some parent to make midweek for their kids, but holy fuck this guy has a """""cooking""""" show and was trying to get on The Food Network.
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>>7205642

It's fucking RAW!
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>>7205642
I love how he just cut the ground beef into burgers shapes. Awful
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>>7205668
>tfw his body is so used to undercooked meat that his body actually fights off all bacteria
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>>7205791
Could you possibly be more of a cancerous faggot?
You need to take a good hard look at your life, you're a fucking disaster of a human being.
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>>7205734
omg i hate his cap so fucking bad
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>>7205795
and why is that, plebian?
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Can someone post that party cheese webm?
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>>7205814
Gotchu fampai.
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>>7205817
No, that's Jack's Meme Bean Salad, not Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad.
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>>7205818
Oh yes that one. I don't have the webm sadly.
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>>7205191
Ew
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>>7205867
whats that thing in your hand?
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>>7205817
Does he flick that piece of pork on the fucking floor?
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>>7205883
I think it's his cell phone
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In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth...
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>>7205895
Was that meant to be a cake or steel wool?
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>>7205895
what the fuck is that?
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>That coffee review episode where Jack says he has, and I quote: "a good palate", but can't taste any difference between the boutique coffee samples he was given
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>>7205673
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I'll teach you to plate when you're older.
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>>7205900
Maybe both
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>>7205791
huh?
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>>7205191
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>>7207481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpuu24goynk
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Never forget
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>>7205665
>Pink! Just how I like it.
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>>7207534
>pic of the actual dish in the review
>Jack had to go back and look it up
>imagining his face looking through Google Images
>still puts out the video along with his 100% disingenuous outro of his dish's taste

Youtube chefs who can't cook are fine IMO, they're just normies who record themselves. But people who pretend to know everything, then act as if their obviously shit-tier food tastes good is something I can't take.

Actually I've been going on the assumption that Jack edits his own videos, but maybe that GiveMe Entertainment company is actually a production company?
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F R I D G E R A T O R
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>>7207709
GiveMe Entertainment is a company owned by Ja/ck/ that consists of one employee: Ja/ck/
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>>7207733
I think his brother is involved as well
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>>7205611
Yes we can. He found a vimeo version. He probably could [should] sue ytubbs for his time.
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Why are you guys so mean to Jack?
He actually seems like a nice guy, just because he undercooks something from time to time doesn't make him bad or any less of a chef.
I'd totally hang out with him for a BBQ.
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>>7207765

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4xl8QT0-9k
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>>7207765
He has strangled his eldest son until blood came out of his nose and then kicked him out of the house, he moved his family to TN so his other son wouldn't need to learn about gays, he advocates for the genocide of all Palestinians and listens to a pastor that is a convicted murderer. Is that enough? He's a disgusting idiot.
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>>7207778
Looks amazing, thanks for the link.
As I said before, Jack is a decent cook, I'd eat his food for sure. I bet nobody from here has even tried his sauce yet they laid down the jugement hammer.
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>>7207832
What now faggot?
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>>7207826
Is this all fact, or /ck/ sensationalism?
I work with a convicted murderer who served time and he's one of the best people I've ever met.
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>>7207836
Some bubbly paper and a few spices and you throw a hissy fit?
You would not have survived 100 years ago.
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>>7207836
That thumb nail is pretty disgusting too, senpai
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>>7207839
>bubbly paper
That's not paper
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>>7207837
This is accurate, he shilled his pastor's book and a simple Google search brings everything up. He's one of those massively annoying religious people (I'm by no means a fedora, but he is) who did actually move because of Jack Jr's school not allowing religious things but allowing homosexuals.

The only part that's /ck/ sensationalism is Jack Jr being gay himself (though it's not to unlikely).

Speaking of Jack Jr, that nigga is like 15 and he has the motor skills of either a 3 or 90 year old, what the fuck?
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Does he even shill his sauce any more? He seems to be promoting whatever shill of the week thing he has over his sauces.
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>>7207872
I don't see a problem, none of his videos have ever pushed religion aside from a cross necklace from time to time.
Religion and sexuality... a school should either allow all, right?
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>>7205191

>mfw he just keeps adding ingredient after ingredient
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>>7205191

What's that red stuff he pulled out of the jar? At first I thought it was tomato sauce.
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>>7207980
It looks like jarred oven roasted capsicum/bellpepper.
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>>7207890

they do allow both, you dumbass.

the school just can't force religious agendas formally on kids at a public school, don't teach creationism, and make it a popint that everybody does a sex ed class (all of which religious people dislike).

the fact that you made that comparison is mindnumbingly stupid
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>>7207839
You wouldn't have survived 100 years ago either because they probably would have killed you for being a colossal cocksucker
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>>7205191
Holy fuck. This is just for the show, right? I can't imagine his family eats his shit, I bet they suffer through him ja/ck/ing it in front of the camera every week and he throws it away and they all go have a celebration dinner at Applebee's after filming.
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>>7208123
>and he throws it away and they all go have a celebration dinner at Applebee's after filming.
probably. he said he had to get rid of some food that was about to expire, then he started opening cans and jars that were previously unopened. the way he cooks looks as if he does it all as quick as possible just to pump out videos.
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>the ja/ck/ shill in this thread
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>>7207872
is there a video of why he moved?
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>>7208141
He talks about it in one of his later "Hanging with Jack" videos, can't remember which one
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>>7205642
God damn it this is why I don't watch those fucking videos

Ugh it makes me want to though
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>>7207826
It's true, all of it. He was in a podcast with a friend from his church but they took the video down after people started talking about how much of a piece of shit Jack was. Some anon had screenshots asking why they took down the video and Jack's buddy obviously knew that Jack said some really dumb shit that could get him into trouble. Look up Sunday evening coffee on YouTube and you will notice episode 6 is missing because Jack got exposed as being a complete asshole that is scared of gay people and supports genocide all in the name of Christ.
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>>7208138

i don't think you understand exactly how many stupid motherfuckers such as jack exist in the world we live in. every day, they're on the road.. they're handling your finances.. they hold powerful political positions.. and yes, they are even cooking your food.

it scares me shitless desu. these people are the majority; and the problem is that they exist on both sides of the american political spectrum (dems/repubs).. they're all the same stupid motherfuckers who possess zero self awareness and are so certain that they know everything.

god dammit. it's the age of the cu/ck/.

>mfw
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>>7208002

It looks like a heavily prolapsed anus.
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>>7205642

Holy shit how is this man alive?
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>>7205648

please god no
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>>7208452
>>7208482
he's barely alive. he's had a stroke and is diabetic. he sells some crappy bbq sauce and makes bad food for youtube while fantasizing about flying around napalming palestinians. he doesn't care about anything because he thinks since he's accepted jesus he's going to go to heaven when he dies, and all that really matters is accepting jesus.

after the age of the cu/ck/ comes the age of science where we progress towards immortality and bringing back the dead.

i feel sorry for jack.
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>>7205817
It's almost beautiful, in a way. Like watching a train crash in slow motion.
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>>7208493

yeah, he's a fat piece of shit who is borderline retarded and yet he still exudes such arrogance.

i hate him with all of my being but i continue to watch his vids for whatever masochistic reason
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>>7208472
THIS
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>>7208607

fuck, i'm pretty loaded and kinda feel like i need to clarify that i'm NOT a fedora tipper..

>guys, pls :(
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>>7208688
Someone has to splice some Ja/ck/ into here.
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>>7208622
>i might be drunk and i might watch jacks videos which makes him money, but at least i don't have a fedora
k
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>>7208704
>watching jewtube without ad blockers
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>>7208694
No, they don't.
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>>7205895
Mmmm Pot o' slag
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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH ALL THIS CHILDBEATING.

Also
>wearing the same shirt as your 15 year old kid

I'm not sure which one of them is losing out.
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>>7207733
>someone saved my little edit
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>>7208861
Do you have the awkward original?
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>>7208867
nope, and I'm having no luck finding it on google. I think the girl is anzujaamu. The two photos are of her and her dad having lunch or something
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>>7205594
What is he making?
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>>7205594
>Keeping the sticker on his measuring cup

Why?
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>>7208688
Wtf happened to the strawberry?
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>>7207832
get out of here jack
go get your fucking diabetes looked at
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>>7208974
got squished
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BEE

UUH

TEE

FULL

LEE

MOIST
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>>7209011
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>>7209011
It's undercooked. It should pull far more easily than that.
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>>7207839

Fuck off Jack.
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>>7205655
George Bush is more Italian than jack.
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>>7205671
at least she can cook though
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>>7205648
it's fine, just pop it into the microwave
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>>7209071
If I remember the video correctly, he only cooked his shoulder to 165F. He's fucking worthless.
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>>7209011
>fucks up BBQ
>probably gives meat claws a bad review since he can't shred that rubbery mass of shit
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>>7208688
I watched the whole thing expecting to see Cucks bloody chicken delight or his famous blood squirting hamburger
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>>7205734
Literally the facial expression of a fat caveman
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>>7209468
i think cavemen would find this offensive
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Jack should do some let's play. I'm legitimately curious to see how he plays video games and how much he sucks
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>>7205223
> making bratwurst
> only beer in the fridge is IPA left over from party
> use it to cook

Yuummmmm pine cone flavored bratwurst.
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>>7209639
I made that mistake once. I vowed to never use any IPA for cooking ever again.
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>>7207836
Is Hershey syrup, sugar, or corn syrup the first ingredient?
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>>7207980
You never seen jarred prolapsed anus before?
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Bloody hell. I'm not a good cook either, but Christ.
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>>7209668
No but HFCS is the third ingredient
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>>7209011
>>7209436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItcgIIGeFnc

7:40
might drown in my own vomit and those fucking grunts and sloppy meat noises
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>>7209816
tomato fucking ketchup as the first ingredient
what
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>>7209816
>tomato ketchup
Because fuck regular ketchup, right?
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>>7209827
There are many kinds of ketchup, mighty mouse
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>>7209844
Really? well fuck me. I don't eat the shit, and here all ketchup is from tomato
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>>7208833
What the fuck is with his head? It's too long on the top and it's freaking me out.
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>>7209872
He's a conehead
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>>7209878
i read once that someone was so fat, they got shorter when they lost weight because of the fat in their feet and on their head. if jack lost weight he probably wouldn't look that way.
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>>7205817
>heaping teaspoon
well done america
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>>7209878
>iPray
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>>7210092
That's technically 1.2 teaspoons, it's a normal way to describe...

>>7205817
...OH SHIT. What is this fucker doing? You do NOT balance a second tablespoon on top of the first!!!

OK, hate well earned. He's spawn of Methomocrates
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>make pickles
>use entire bag of pickling spice in two containers when it is meant for like 50 batches of pickles
>Don't add any vinegar
>try it the next day
>"Hm these aren't very good"

I think this might be my most triggering episode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91P1u4wW_cw
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Do you guys like any jack videos?

This one doesn't seem so bad (although I've never heard of putting peas in red sauce)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnmQPEJRF0s
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>>7205191
>canned cream corn
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>>7205191
Is this a joke? Is this person fucking retarded ?
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>>7210183
Looks like something my grandmother would do. I'm sure it doesn't taste bad but the peas in the sauce looks really unappetizing.
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>>7210149
pickles
no fucking vinegar
TRIGGERED AS FUCK
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>>7210340
>all the pickles I see in the supermarket are clear
>hm I wonder if I fucked up by not following directions
>no must be something else
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>>7210403
huge fucking bag of pickling spices
"this should make about 20 pickles"
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>>7210149
>Totally fuck it up
>Not sour enough because I didnt add vinegar
>maybe the seasoning blend is from another country
>my process works, it's obviously the seasoning company's fault. Get one with more sourness
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>>7210416
no dude you have to buy a pickling mix with "more sourness" lol u dumbass
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>>7210149
> no vinegar
> only rested overnight
> "these aren't very sour"
> Blames it on the seasoning he purchased

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
YOU
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>>7210412
Yeah..
Fill the bottom of the jar with the seasoning
Fill with cucumbers
Fill with hot vinegar

Not too difficult... I thought...
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>>7210149
>How he shoves half the pickle down his mouth
Jesus christ.

Also shame on you guys for not posting based doubleswee.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8
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>>7210518
He does it all wrong!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5e1HPeusiA
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>>7205191
What the fuck is this abomination?
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>>7210518
>That stealthy reee at 14:03
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>>7208688
what are those words at 0:43
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>>7205902
A meteorite.
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>>7205902
caramel
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>>7207890
le ebic master troll
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>>7210149
>>7210340
>>7210416
>>7210434
>>7210449
you can get sour pickles just using salt, but it takes a few days for them to ferment, like sourdough bread.
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>>7209816

>Proverbs 30:7-9

>7 “Two things I ask of you, Lord;
do not refuse me before I die:
8 Keep falsehood and lies far from me;
give me neither poverty nor riches,
but give me only my daily bread.
9 Otherwise, I may have too much and disown you
and say, ‘Who is the Lord?’
Or I may become poor and steal,
and so dishonor the name of my God.
New International Version (NIV)
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>>7210697

you do realize there's a difference between pickling and fermentation, right?

pickling uses vinegar and a hot pickling liquid, fermentation uses no heat and just sea salt and the lactobacillus bacterium do the fermenting. pickling is pretty instantaneous (overnight is fine), but fermentation can take weeks.
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>>7210723
>Pickling is the process of preserving or expanding the lifespan of food by either anaerobic fermentation in brine or immersion in vinegar.
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>>7210882

you know what i was getting at, senpai.

don't be so pedantic.. both methods yield very differently tasting end products and aren't the same.
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>>7208694
I got this, fampai.
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>>7211021
Oops here's the proper one.
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>>7211054
can you tell me what those words or letters are at 0:43
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>>7211021
>>7211054
beautiful
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>>7211021
beautiful
>>7211054
gorgeous
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>>7205191
surprised he used fresh limes instead of one of these.
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>>7211021
>>7211054
I'm dyyyyyyying!!!!!!
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>>7209816
Calling that number on there leads you to Jack's answering machine, I wonder if he answers it himself during business hours.
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>>7209816
Daily reminder that everything else is just motor oil.
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>>7211247
What a fucking pretentious faggot
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>>7211210
Where does he live?
I want to talk to him about love and life.
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>>7205416

what the fuck is going through the minds of these people
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>>7209818
>irreparably fuck it up
>still try to pass it off as a success by using something that was clearly not the undercooked abortion he just made

At least man up and tell everyone you have no idea how to cook pork shoulder

some dipshit out there is going to repeat his nonsense and poison their friends/family
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>>7205648

i don't understand how anyone can be so oblivious to some of the most basic kitchen shit, if I had not watched any of his other videos, I would swear he was trolling
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>>7208714
Ad blocker for ibone?

No joke. I don't even... abp doesn't seem to work. Hoping there's something I can download? I can't really break it right now, also don't know if I should for reasons
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>>7211479
>Doesn't have a jailbroken iphone

What even.
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>>7205794
He may just be the Herald of Nurgle.
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>>7211480
>Not the *most* savvy in breaking ibones
>Don't have reliable internet at the time
>not my phone.
Brother may become upset if I fuck with his lent phone too much and loose any weird data he's got on here he thinks he needs.

It's mostly the latter two that are stopping me. I'm sure I could figgure this out if I needed to. I'd just rather not and dload some reliable spamblock if you had any suggestions. If no, I'm gonna stop barking up the wrong tree...
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>>7211565
You can't use your phone in "unapproved" ways until you jailbreak it. That's what it's called a jailbreak.
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>>7211611
I understand that. I just remember abp (specifically) operating on my non-broke android years ago. It does not on iphones now, apparently. Was just looking for a quick fix if anybody knew one. Not a full blown /g/ discussion the janitors will need to clean up on an irrelevant board.
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>>7211054
Can I get a link to the chicken episode? I can't find it and I would god damn LOVE to see the comments on that train wreck.
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>>7211657
don't feel like searching fo rthe link but it's the mc-cormick cicken bag one
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>>7211657
Got you, Senpai.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6e5k6Vvnc
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>>7211657
you actually won't find many negative comments on his videos. jack goes through them pretty regularly and deletes the ones he finds 'offensive.'
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zXcQDhtZDs

new jack


I've always wondered why Jack talks to people like they're retarded children
>Remember to dip this in coffee, okaaay??
>Tammy, say goodbye
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>>7205671
If she cooked the way he did she would probably be in shape
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAzrjdkTC9M

never 4get
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>>7205818
This horror show?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk
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>>7212321
That's the one.
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>>7207826
Seems like somebody /pol/ would like
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>>7212288
>Pre-seasoned chicken
>I can't believe this happened
>Did you read the instructions? 'No'
>It was in bold
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>>7212321
How can anyone even call this shit salad?
Is this a 'murrican thing? There seem to be so many "drench this stuff in coolwhip salad" receipies....
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>>7212232
Take note of the way he ends every sentence with "okay" too.
He definitely thinks he's a little smarter than the rest of us rubes.
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>>7212321
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>>7212354
Yeah, supporting Israel in the genocide of Palestinians is exactly what /pol/ would do.
Idiot.
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>>7212232
God his wife is even more obese than him.
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>>7212375
Jesus fucking christ
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>>7211247
And that's why Albertson's went out of business.
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>>7212375
... So he kept the handle of the pot on his right side, stirred with his right hand and HELD THE FUCKING POT HANDLE WITH HIS LEFT HAND GODDAMMIT JA/CK/MAN
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>>7212439
But they didn't at least not over here in Washington or California
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>>7212232
>too long
>a little short
>a little short
>Alright so anyway we're gonna get these into the oven
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>>7212474
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>>7212480
Here in the Southeast they're basically dead, but Publix is basically running a monopoly on groceries nowadays.
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>>7212375
i almost want to make it just so i can understand the exact magnitude of horror my poor taste buds would feel.
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>>7211782
>>7211657
99% of the comments on that video are bad lol
not a single one of his usual replies either
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>>7212416
I think it's a poorly educated subset of Americans that truly believe that if something is an amalgamation of ingredients and at least one of those ingredients is a fruit or a vegetable, it counts as a salad. This is the same subset of Americans that classified pizza as a vegetable because it has tomato sauce in it (and yes, I know a tomato is a fruit, these morons do not).

Also, they could be from that age where everything was encased in hellman's mayonnaise and gelatin and those were the big party 'salads' of the day (mainly the 50s, 60s, and 70s).

Ruth: Oh let's just put barely cooked chicken into a jello mold with mayonnaise and peas, Helen! It'll be so gosh darned tasty!
Helen: But let's make sure to add gelatin so it holds it's shape, Ruth. It'll have such a nice texture! It'll be a new type of terrine!

Sorry Helen, but that won't be a terrine. That will be a straight up nightmare. Not even the wildlife will eat that shit.
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>>7212620
Methinks he was too sick from salmonella poisoning to respond.
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>>7212748
no its not you faggot. salad just means a bunch of ingredients thrown together in the US. keep projecting anon but sometimes different cultures just have different meanings for things
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>>7209071

That's the running gag
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>>7212748
yuropoor please educate yourself on American (G*d Bless) culture.
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>>7212759
I'm an american you twat. I know what salads are, and what ignoramuses such as yourself think they are. It stops being a 'salad' when you add jello into the mix. Then it becomes the poor man's version of a shitty terrine.
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>>7212833
tell me everything you know about irish stew
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>>7212835
It usually consists of lamb, root vegetables (usually parsnips, potatoes, carrots, onions), rosemary, leeks, and your choice on seasonings, seeing as the recipe differs from family to family. I wouldn't know a whole lot about it seeing as I'm from the South, not up north where the wannabe irish like to congregate.
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>>7212850
keep posting. I'm curious how did you find 4chan
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>>7212748
I thought the pizza as a vegetable thing was a corporate response to the lack of vegetables in school lunches. Or was it a federal response? Given the glassdoors and corruption they're not far apart in many cases like this
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>>7212853
Seeing as it was 10 years ago, I don't really remember. It's weird. I can remember exactly what things 4chan has led me to, but not what led me to 4chan.
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>>7212873
more
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>>7212862
I think it was a combination of both.
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>>7212878
You gotta give me something to work with anon.
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>>7212890
well youre just lying to make something up
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>>7212893
What exactly am I lying about anon? What am I making up?
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>>7212748
>I know a tomato is a fruit, these morons do not
I'm sick of seeing this nonsense. They're not mutually exclusive. Eggplants, squash, peppers, and eggplants are all botanically classified as fruits and are culinary "vegetables."
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>>7212890

G-guys this is a beautiful thread, pls stay on topic
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>>7212901
That gardener within rages at this bullshit.
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>>7212900
just go on a rant about your mom fucking a different guy every night or something and how that fucked you in the head
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>>7212905
>this is a beautiful thread
>>7212375
>>7212375
>>7212375
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>>7212917
go fuck yourself its whatever I want it to be
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>>7212910
No can do man. My parents were fuckin asexual. I don't even know how I came to be. No romance. No desire. No moments where lil Billy caught mommy and daddy doing a special hug. Nothin.
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>>7209436
I'm not going to watch the video but anyone sending their product to him is fucking asking for it. No sympathy.
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>>7211411
You know how there's threads talking about how nobody knows how to cook?
They're all making shit like this. It's the reason fucking Nutella wont fuck off since the yanks found it a few years ago and now pintrest is covered in 'nutella cupcake' recipies which consist of making a box of cake mix into cupcakes and adding a dollop of nutella to the top.
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>>7212540
Honestly I wouldn't mind making it one day and posting it on /ck/
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>>7213065
Someone did that before and he said he nearly vomited. But that guy had girl hands and deleted the thread or something so maybe you could do it properly this time.
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>>7213099
learn to 4chan
https://warosu.org/ck/thread/S6812321
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>>7213188
kek I remember this thread. I'm the one that found OP's house
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>>7212232
>biscottis
Isn't biscotti plural already?
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>>7213222
yes. youre already on the internet why would you type that here rather into a search engine
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>>7213197
>lying
>on the internet
>2016

Find my house and send pizzas pls
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>>7213224
Google is down in Alaska atm and fuck using Bing.
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>>7213229
this was his either OP's or his friend's house and his name is peter schmidt. he lives in kingswood, texas. I just linked the thread why dont you read it
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>>7213241
Because if I wanted to have someone doxxed I also would leave a detailed letter in plain view in the very first image of a "cooking thread".

Making and attempting the party cheese salad seems like too steep a price to have someone doxxed, though.
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>>7213253
you can call and ask

2817322711
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>>7213188
>learn to 4chan
>uses a site that's not 4chan

Wut
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>>7213269
that's the /ck/ archive, anon
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>>7205655

>snapping his spaghetti

who cares
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>>7207826

realistically though, you know all this because you wanted to find reasons to hate on him in the first place, that is all really obscure information that doesn't form a notable basis for his behaviour or public profile
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>>7207832
Fuck off Jack, Joey shilling here is bad enough.
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>>7213421
No.

We know all this because Jack puts his views out publicly. Even in his cooking videos he shows a lack of intelligence with his refusal to read instructions, or to test things out before making a video. He's an idiot and his views, which he expresses on YouTube for everyone to see, only makes it worse.

He's an arrogant ass and thinks he deserves the more than he already has because he's shared his aunt's glorious jelly salad with the world.
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>>7213421
He didn't even bring up the fact that he is a morbidly obese, staunchly religious, parochial manchild that attempts to teach people how to do things he cannot himself do...
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>>7212375
So is this a a dinner? Is this a dessert? Is it this a lunch?
When the fuck would you eat this disgrace to food?
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>>7205642
did he microwave that shit?
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>>7213797
The end of days.
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