>Eating Lobster
>Get to the succulent tail
>It's full of green shit
people say that's a delicacy
people also say analingus is sexy
>>7204799
Analingus IS sexy
But not when the anal in question is full of caca mierda
>>7204802
>mm yeah baby let me tongue your hole that squeezes out fermented old food
maybe you were eating lobster poo. tell your lobsters to take a shit before you eat them next time.
>>7204805
Beta detected
>>7204808
>licking asshole makes you alpha
i disagree
>At Joe's Crab Shack
>Order a lobster pot
>Digging into the delicious food
>Downing my lobster like a champ
>Suddenly lobster eggs everywhere
>MY LUCKY DAY
Female lobsters are illegal since they help repopulate the species. Getting a female lobster in a commercial establishment is pretty rare, especially one with eggs. Dunno what food god decided to shine their light on me that night, but I was pleased.
>>7204789
Christmas midget detected
>>7204816
that is something i was not aware of. im glad that there are at least attempts at saving the species. gg humans.
>>7204822
I'm not a professional at this but there are a lot of laws regarding this. Both to the length of what is caught, and to sometimes just getting a claw since they grow back.
None of us want this to die ya know.
>>7204822
Yeah I remember on that show Phil of the Future they said lobsters would go extinct in the future
Gave me the willies
>>7204828
What that from some asshole doctor phil saying that taxing people is going to prevent that which has been happening for billions of years? So his talk show and taxing people will prevent that?
Don't you understand that they're nothing but assholes and are full of shit?
>>7204826
So why are you eating it then?
>>7204828
They're not honest enough to tax it directly, they do it indirectly through taxes through companies which will be passed on to other people. Are you really that fucking stupid?
>>7204814
>i disagree
I disagree.
There is nothing hotter on this earth than tonguing the shit out of a random hook-ups balloon knot.
The smells and tastes are so unique and erotic. It's a bit like fine wine or certain cheese - only refined palates understand it.
>>7204850
Tounging some random nigger doesn't make you anything except a stupid sucker. Take your alpha, beta, gamma, omega shit somewhere else while you have nigger feces on your tounge.
>>7204836
>>7204842
Phil of the Future on Disney Channel, not Dr. Phil you fucking silly geese
Shit was on in 2004, been a while since then buckaroos
>>7204857
What's with all the /pol/ talk, buddy? Rough day at the orfice?
>>7204836
Dude Dr Phil is not Phil of the Future
Why has nobody done that photo edit though
>>7204842
Wait why are you talking about taxes? There was nothing there about taxes.
>>7204866
>buckaroos
I buckarood yer mum last night!
>>7204877
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>>7204857
Hey a random hook-up doesn't usually include someone dark skinned, that's something special - like aged whisky.
>>7204875
There's was it's just subtle like this bullshit from these assholes with climate change from the UN. It's a tax, they can't do shit about climate change and they know it, they just want to tax companies and those taxes go on to people in first world nations to give it to shit world nations.
>>7204850
>There is nothing hotter on this earth than tonguing the shit out of a random hook-ups balloon knot.
>nothing hotter
You couldn't pay me enough to even consider it, psycho.
>>7204881
If you like sucking up to niggers' asses then that's your problem. Don't put that on me. You must be on the road to flavortown, nigger style.
>eating sea cockroaches ever
You brought this on yourself
>>7204884
What the actual fuck are you talking ablut lad
>>7204839
Because it's within the law and is sustainable. Are so stupid as to think that you know better than people in the area's that know better than you do. There's a certain amount and type that's OK to catch and eat.
>>7204896
If you don't already know then you're a dumbass.
>>7204884
Go back to your containment board
>>7204903
No... clearly you've never had a girlfriend. 42.6 times per week would not be good at all for her. You have to think of the lady which you're not doing and this means that you've never had a girlfriend.
>>7204903
Nope. Just go stick your face in another shit covered asshole and stay there.
>>7204906
Please show me the comment that indicated females, cis or other, were my preference.
>>7204912
You do realize hygiene is taken care of before play, right?
How old are you exactly?
>>7204871
More like no day at the offorice m8!
HA HA HA HA!
>>7204913
I don't have to, the fact is that you're scared of females.
What could I say to change that fact?
>>7204913
Excuses, excuses. HA HA HA HA!
Joe Strummer - Burning Lights
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bsu9fei3y7Y
>>7204930
So based on what I have said, you somehow have come to the conclusion that I am scared of females?
Would you care to explain your reasoning? Or perhaps you will just vanish, citing "better things to do"?
>>7204944
I don't have to explain the fact that you're a fuckin' faggit. Get over the fact that you are what you are. Don't expect me to explain your bullshit.
>>7204944
It'll be a cold day in hell before I have to explain your faggit bullshit.
>>7204949
So you take option C, getting angry because you don't understand?
That's okay, I'm happy with what I am and I accept it - and more importantly, I accept other for who they are and what they enjoy - something you need to work on by the sound of it.
>>7204963
It's fine, I'll do the same thing in 2016 as well from time to time, just probably not on the cooking board of 4chan.
The Cult - She Sells Sanctuary (live)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cskq8DeM18
>>7204958
I understand history. Maybe you should as well before being a trecherous scumbag that makes excuses for islamics.
Consider your position.
>succulent
Just drink the butter you stupid fuck, lobster doesn't taste like fuckijg anything.
>>7204912
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>>7205236
Yes. Eating ass is as gay as it gets. Correct.
>>7205257
Incorrect.
Eating out female ass is less gay than sucking male sausage.
>thread about eating lobster
>turns into a debate thread about eating asshole
>>7205084
Spoken like a true pleb
>>7205304
This
>>7205257
No banging dudes is gay. Butt tongue-ing womerns is hot n' hetero
>>7206176
Dude probably thinks eating pussy is "beta" and fucking fat girls makes him "high test"
Jesus fuck, you people, haven't you ever heard of an enema? There's nothing gross about giving analingus right after an enema. Giving analingus right after an enema is certainly safer, from a germs standpoint, than french-kissing your partner.
> get tonthe green stuf> dunno what it is
> try a bit
> tastes alright, nothing to write home about
> dad of the person I was staying over with ribs me for eating the green stuff
Ah well it's poop.
>>7204789
Wow nice thread, try not to get any butter on your blue collar at red lobster.
Of course, if you order sea food at a place that actually cleans and prepares their food, you don't have this problem.
