I put together a little Xmas gift basket for my dad of all the things he loves including a selection of decent cigars, a Playboy subscription, and a bottle of Grey Goose in addition to a few other things. He looks at the Grey Goose bottle, containing arguable one of the finest commercial vodka available, and says he's going to make a bloody mary with it. I guess it's his to do with whatever he likes.
I just wanted to share my cringe with /ck/.
>caring how people drink the most neutral of all spirits
you are the cringe one
>>7201674
>Believing in Premium Vodka
Newsflash faggot,all vodkas above 20 Bucks taste the same,if you want variety in Flavor try Gin,Whiskey,Whisky or Rum
>>7201674
Grey goose tastes like shit in a blind taste test Belvedere beats it.
>>7201674
>Grey Goose bottle
>arguable one of the finest commercial vodka available
by one who doesn't know much about vodka, that is
>he's going to make a bloody mary
>I just wanted to share my cringe
>bloody mary's are cringey because I gifted a very good vodka to my father and I expect him to make only manly cocktails with it, like martinez's, because colored and/or sweet cocktails are for women
you're the cringey one op
>>7201674
>grey goose
>one of the finest commercial vodkas
kek.
>>7201674
So now he'll remember you whenever he's fapping to Playboy.
Kind of sounds like you ruined porn for him. Don't vent and ruin his bloody mary as well.
>>7201674
What the fuck is wrong with you
I would hate to have you as a son
Holy fuck
Also Grey Goose, at $45 for 1.75, along with Belvedere and Effen are mid tier
also fuck you
It's vodka. It's ethanol. It goes in a cocktail.
Fucking fuck
OP here. I was just trolling anyway.
>>7201871
Playboy got rid of the naked ladies anon.
>>7201674
>playboy subscription
That is pretty cringe worthy
>>7202311
What? When?
>>7202274
Has anything else noticed the sudden influx of autism?
I mean, this board has always had autism but it's been off the charts lately.
his son is a bloody mary
>>7202459
Last month or the month before was the last naked lady. They figure that having them puts them in competition with the internet, which has more variety and can go to any extreme. So, they're targeting a more "classy" market.
Odd to me, because they didn't even hold it open. A closed pussy with maybe some of the inner folds slipping out is so tame that I think this is weird, too.
>>7202539
I don't think they even opened their legs in the slightest. I think the models just kept their legs closed, with maybe some pubic hair showing. Otherwise it was just tits, hips, and tasteful nudes. I'm sure this is some kind of marketing ploy like New Coke.
>>7202840
Yeah It's like Hef turned into a giant butthole, right guys?
>>7201674
getting him a subscription to an ex-porn magazine. I hope he enjoys the articles ffs
>>7201674
> for my dad of all the things
All things eh
> a selection of decent cigars,
Nice Phallus
> a Playboy subscription,
Obvious sexy gift, if you're swinging wife I guess. In the 70's
>and a bottle of Grey Goose in addition to a few other things
A gift that is coincidentally the same name he gave your mom's Coochie when she turned 40. You played that all well.
>>7201674
I hope this is a troll thread because giving that shit to your dad is creepy as fuck. Did you give him a coupon book with some full service massages as well?
>>7201674
grey goose is overrated and overpriced af, only nice thing about this vodka is bottle
If your dad thought you were a man, he would have gifted you Gin.
