Your village is making STONE SOUP. What ingredient in your kitchen would you contribute?
I have some MSG, chorizo and leeks
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_Soup
18 litres of Aloe Vera juice
>>7199723
None. Because I'm not a filthy red.
Sage
I'll add three blind mice
>>7199723
10oz cup of fancy feast
>>7199723
Pork bones. Fresh herbs.
>>7199723
All those bulk bags of beans /ck/ told me to buy and I'm never going to use.
a stone
these crab snacks are lush
My city's known for the Cuban sandwich so I guess I'll throw one of those in
what does the stone do add minerals?
Ginger and bell peppers I guess.
>>7199723
>MSG
I dump out your soup and make a new pot.
You're welcome everyone.
A quarter of a packet of chocolate chip hob nobs which have been on my desk for 3 months.
A packet of ramen
You're welcome
>>7199752
lol
a packet of instant hot chocolate
>>7199778
still in the sachet, mind you
A stone soup with /ck/ is a terrible idea.
Also The Best Teriyaki Sauce You'll Ever Taste.
Four calling birds and three French hens.
Ten pounds of cannabutter.
9 pounds of hashish
>>7199765
trick people into helping
>>7199763
Florida bro? which city, Ybor or Miami?
>>7199765
To pretend that you're helping so you can leech off the goodwill of others.
i killed this guy, we can throw him in.
>>7199734
also, two rabbits and a capon.
3 big cans of tuna fish.
A used condom and a handful of thumb tacks
Ten HEAPING tablespoons of Nutella.
One horse open slaw.
a pint of directors bitter
A kilo of self-raising flour
>>7199785
>for men and doges
>>7199857
Stop.
A pointed remark while tossing in a tootsie-pop in angst.
Hardee's coupons that expire New Year's Eve.
3 cans of mountain dew
hot femur bone marrow
>>7199873
Including the can, right? Nothing else gives you that wonderful popping sound when its ready
>>7199723
three sweet potatoes.
Some delicious Knorr Chicken Stock Pot
an enchilada tv dinner
Some cayenne.
A Juicy Lucy from Minnesota.
>>7199793
Two dirty gloves and a Partridge Family CD.
.031 kilotons of leftover turkey
>>7199858
But that's what the packaging reads: "for men and doges." Have you something against Venetian history?
>>7199780
Kek.
>>7199809
Ybor/Sarasota. Travel back and forth for school
I would contribute the entire contents of a homeless person's shopping cart.
>>7199950
Why do you have a homeless person's shopping cart in your kitchen?
People are just saying stupid shit instead of what they actually have on hand.
I swear holiday vacations are just as bad as summer for bringing in the edgy underage normies.
Chipotle
>>7199962
Aww... how cute. Pretending to know what /ck/ is like.
Run along now. Santa's coming soon.
Half a summer sausage and three whole onions
>>7199962
NO FUN ALLOWED
Whatever I can scrape off my windshield wipers.
FITTY POUNDS OF POTATOES. RUSSET.
>>7199962
>>7200339
I would own that lighter. That's pretty funny.
As a kid my class did "Stone soup" for a kindergarten play.
>mfw I got the role of "potato"
A generousns amount of 'cha!
>>7199879
Oh wow, that is hot.
>>7200451
lol
Be proud, come on.
Let me see what's actually in the cabinet since I'm at my parent's house right now....Okay....About a metric fuckton of random condiments and a box of Biscotti. This is gonna be some interesting soup.
>>7200451
I bet you were adorable anon.
>>7199768
Meme reasoning for meme seasoning
Mustard greens and thai chili peppers
>>7199861
I must be a fucking idiot, but I don't get the joke.
>>7199919
I have many things against Venetian history.
Berry blue icing
Smurf gummies
sour apple pucker
>>7199868
sheep?
An entire canister of 5 year old Tony's creole seasoning
Leftover prime rib and bones
A bag of play sand.
old hummus
3 peppermint candies and 1 opened peppermint with lint from the bottom of my purse
>>7200691
London?
>>7200714
England?
>>7200719
Anyone here want in on my suicide pact for new years?
>>7200720
How are you going to suicide? By eating some /ck/ soup?
>>7200720
I'm down. London?
A tub of viper flavor ice cream.
>>7200720
Can i watch?
>>7200720
I'm in! Where can I get some GMO foods to OD on?
>>7200842
liquor store
>>7200844
thanx forty four. i'll hop right to it.
I've got a shitload of tamales left over from my family's Christmas Eve dinner.
>>7200887
enough to join in on the suicide circle?
applewasps
5 pounds of Velveeta cheese
>>7200895
I have enough to feed hordes of ravenous relatives, so I think there's enough.
Turkey dinos!
>>7200946
easy with the beans boy
>>7199758
Oh god I ate those once.
It tasted like sewage, sand and the devil wrapped up in eggshells.
Get the fuck away from me.
>>7200918
Looks more like a waspapple.
>>7199840
I've got it coming out of my taps
>>7200918
gives me the willies to this day
also, I would add two heaping tablespoons of mayo
Ghost peppers :^)
I'll throw in a bottle of Witch Hazel and a bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide.
A cure for homosexuality.
a couple of these for taste
>>7199768
This guy gets killed by an angry mob of villagers for throwing out 5 hours worth of soup because he didn't like an ingredient. I throw in his fine Italian leather shoes and steal his wallet.
>>7199723
Semen.
A jar of fermented shrimp paste.
3 moldy bagels
I bring some raw criollo cacao nibs.
>>7199723
MORE STONES
>>7205247
Dude, i have worked with alot of nasty stuff over the years, im Swedish so the surstromming meme is always relevant, but damn i have never ever smelled something as fucking nasty as this, it has 0 redeeming factors.
>>7204794
fuck off back to brony
I have some soy sauce and some leftover boiled potatoes.
>>7199902
this guy seems like a talented chef with a wide variety of dishes at his disposal, why does he always add cayenne to fuckin everything??
>>7205247
Is this the Marmite of SE Asia?
Sriracha
>>7200946
>turkey nuggets
disgraceful
garlic makes stones taste fucking delicious
a slice of key lime pie
spaghetti
>>7205722
He likes his food a bit spicy.
He has toned down his cayenne use recently though.
>>7200492
Underrated post.
>>7199752
kek.
A can of dogs food
>>7199785
>for men and doges
>>7208255
Dude.
Have you ever looked at beans
ON WEED?
>>7203454
You might want to call a plumber. Also: How do you shower?
Is weed still a thing?
It's almost 2017
I'll throw in a batch of chili. It didn't turn out as well as I'd hoped, I was experimenting and I need to do something with it.
>>7208702
LOL WEED DUDE
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>>7199723
i loved that book
>>7199829
kek
>>7199816
I too, shall throw in my last DCSS character.
>>7199723
You're welcome.
Four pounds of backbacon
Three French toast
Two turtlenecks
and a beer.
>>7200720
yuss pls lkill me xddd
>>7204787
kek
>>7199723
No one seems to remember that the book had a decent chef suggesting what each contributor should bring to add. And said decent chef would whack all of you with his spoon.
>>7209462
This ain't the book, nancy. This is 4chan.
One fedora.
>>7199723
This year, I grew some Chervil, a rather rare herb here in the states, and made some ice cubes with the compressed herb when it was fresh. I have grown some Parsley too. I'll share some of that.
