What are you guys doing tonight?
Any Christmas plans?
Im at the office, grabbed some custom sandwiches and burgers. Also got 48 beers and some reefer. All alone here just how I like it. Time to get some work done.....
God this food tastes great!
>>7197173
Intriguing closeup to show the moist elements which make up this sandwich. And no, I'm not autistic.
im going to kill myself on friday
>>7197173
As long as you're happy.
Wife and I are out and about doing some last minute christmas shopping, grabbed some dinner at Shake shack. Was gooodddss
>>7197178
plz don't. You have to come to Canada and eat here. You will want to live forever in freedom here after.
>>7197184
burgers need onion. 7/10 cause I really really like those cups.
>>7197173
it's mother fucking x'mas and your going to rock some o' milwa.....really?
I wanted to go shopping but I either have food poisoning or some other sickness that gives me terrible chills and the poops
>>7197178
do you have any thing I'd want...when you're gone of course.
tacos y tortas
>>7197193
should have cleaned your cutting board properly.
>>7197177
Damn homey. That's too much mayo....BUT NOT ENOUGH LETTUCE!
>>7197199
fridge full of condiments probably.
>>7197186
What's good? What's your jam?
>>7197200
why is it not dark enought and a lack of shit that will dull the pain?
>>7197199
an almost white russian (full of cum)
>>7197208
Bacon Cheeseburger/vanilla milkshake/frings.
89 get
>>7197173
I got off work early so I went and saw Star Wars: The Force Awakens. I grabbed a torta on the way home from the movie and now I'm hoping a tornado doesn't hit my house.
>>7197207
plox may i have some visual evidence of these hand me down condiments?
>>7197214
I heard Han Solo lives
>>7197215
all 3 types of Ketchup
>>7197215
whats left of these
>>7197189
Got em with onions and pickles l, was good 8/10
>>7197253
okay 8.5/10
just had a beer and an amaretto sour
other than that, nothing really
>>7197268
what are you doing on Christmas?
>>7197282
Probably drinking more.
>>7197288
you should watch "Broken Arrow" while drinking more.
>>7197177
are you the only person in the world who orders EXTRA mayo on a mcd's chicken sandwich?
it should be illegal
Out with my girl, gonna try this place at my local mall. Got a pressed mozzarella sub.
>>7197327
It's bretty good
>>7197333
that is a really good quality pic. What type of Camera? and can you take a pic of girls body? Clothed and no face is fine. Just sneak one so we know what kind of chick you deal with.....
>>7197344
Just my nexus 6 camera. And for the record she's 6 months pregnant
>>7197362
Congrats on the baby.
>>7197293
>broken arrow
>con air
>US marshals
>face/off
>the rock
All GOAT
>>7197362
>weeb babies
gross
>>7197363
Thanks anon
>>7197364
besides U.S marshals, I grew up on those. Saw U.S marshals in the theater with dad after dentist. remember that
>>7197371
Me too, my man. Also:
>clash of the titans
>forbidden planet
>jason and the argonauts
>jack the giant killer
>dumb and dumber
>ace ventura: pet detective
>billy madison
>glengarry glen ross
>the seventh voyage of sinbad
I could go on forever. Makes me miss my dad.
>>7197173
staying in tonight... smoking and eating leftover bbq from a catered work lunch. will probably play a lot of everquest and drink some bourbon tonight too.
>>7197374
what happened to dad anon?
>>7197393
He died back in 1998. We used to watch all those old Ray Harryhausen stop-motion movies together.
>>7197394
sorry dude. Well you had a cool movie partner. What did he pass from?
>>7197399
Thanks, anon. It's all right. He had lupus.
>>7197173
>What are you guys doing tonight?
I'm currently hiding out in my room since my mom made pesto pasta with gluten free noodles even though she knows I don't eat the gluten free shit. I'm going to wait for her to go to bed, then take her car and buy fast food, come home, maybe watch a few episodes of a show, and shitpost until daylight .
I realize how pathetic this is now that I've typed it out.
>>7197404
Well, I will have a beer for him. Are you Native Canadian/American by any chance?
>>7197411
I'm American.
>>7197410
Take her car and go get a blowjob from a backpages slut. You deserve it. Early christmas for you. All over her face.
>>7197416
it is very common with certain ethnicities is why I ask. Cheers buddy. Merry Christmas
>>7197421
Merry Christmas, my friend. Hope you spend time doing something you enjoy.
>>7197417
>implying I'd let some street-walking succubus drain my mana
Get real, chump
>>7197428
Well then....
>>7197428
>implying sneaking out of the house and stealing mommys car and going back and eating fast food in her house is any better
Is OP a janitor in an office building?
>>7197518
nope. that would require me to mop. I hate mopping. fuck those big clunky yellow buckets.
I'm preparing poppy seed filling and dough for making cookies tomorrow afternoon.
Damn you guys eat like shit. You hit 300lbs yet?
>>7197614
>You hit 300lbs yet?
Probably. I only ever see my weight when I go to the doctor every two or three years, and I was at 285 a year ago
Been buzzed since yesterday. Scrambling to get my house together and tidied up. Will have 26 people here, half of them staying the nite.
Drinking buttery nipples, natty, and other stuff. Eating left over chicken express tenders right now. No room in fridge for anything else. Full of thawing meat and other stuff to be eaten Christmas day. Start grilling meat tomorrow.
It's all good.
>>7197614
i work in the sports industry. My insides are fucked forsure, from cocaine and other drugs, smoking, and food....but i look fantastic. I think I will have a heart attack before 40. thats okay. I have fun.
>>7197660
What the fuck is a buttery nipples? I'm intrigued.
>>7197614
Down to 240 from an all time high of 360ish. Goal wright is 190.
>>7197740
They are single shot drinks. Butterscotch schnapps and Irish cream in a shot glass...or at least that is how we drink them.
>>7197740
his nursing wifes breast milk mixed with his choice of booze. Its actually an amazing feeling/experience. only fathers would know
>>7197178
Real original
>>7197362
She was fat before she got pregnant. It's okay.
>>7197502
>buying fastfood is worse than Nutting on a hooker's face
interesting mind u got there BAKka
>>7197173
Cooking heaps of black beans and rice so I have a full stomach when I go in to donate plasma tomorrow. It's not really donating when you get forty dollaroos out of it, is it? In any case, I'm broke and I want to give my family presents. Payday just has to be a day too late.
>>7197847
good luck in life kid. You have a lot you need to experience
>>7197482
Please put a trigger warning on that picture, anon.
>>7197867
trigger bate
>>7197482
Fuck, I wanted nachos earlier today and decided to just have a ham sandwich instead, but now I really want nachos again.
>>7197184
looks t a s t y
This is what I did tonight. Chinese BBQ pork & duck. Shit was so cash
>>7198020
looks cash to me you classy man
>>7197748
Good job man. Keep it up.
>>7197173
did you happen to be a dick to the staff or did you ask for jazz on purpose?
>>7197377
what server are you playing eq on
>>7198027
>flavored doritos for nachos
>not plain tortilla chips
>>7197200
At least you got 75 cents off your Camel 99's
>>7197362
Congrats on the kid but if she wears that shirt outdoors she might not be ready
because you're posting OC I wont call you a garbage human but that is still garbage food. There wasn't a deli or a pizza joint close by you could have gotten real food at?
>>7197192
>not calling it ol'waukee
>>7197173
>beers and some reefer.
Are you a time traveler from the 70's?
After I pick my sister up from the airport we're gonna go eat at Red Lobster.
>mfw im vegetarian
I don't care I let her pick the place, then we're going to do our Christmas when we get home cause I work 10-5 tomorrow
bout to save my ass with last minute xmas shopping, groceries for xmas breakfast and more. I cant get anything done until the mild panic sets in
Just made katsudon for Christmas eve lunch cuz I am alone today this year (work).
Was good tho.
>>7198859
What do you do for work?
>>7198994
I'm back
>nightmare city
>ppl driving like mad animals
>RUNNING in the stores
>it's Trader Joes ffs
>clerks not even bothering to pretend they are happy to be there
>except that one chick
>she was definitely high asf
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with people? I get that it's last minute, but like, no shit, you waited till Xmas Eve. Why get worked up about something you already knew was going to be a shitshow
I've got to finish cleaning my place tonight to deal with visiting parents on Saturday. I work sixteen hours tomorrow at double pay.
I'll have Christmas dinner another time.
I'm eating pickled herring and drinking a lot of beer while watching ECW
>>7197173
stuck at work for the full day to cater to the ~5 assholes who decide to get insurance on christmas eve.
can't wait to go home and bake some goddamn peppermint mocha cookies.
