Baguette.
What is the point of this? Do I slice it really thin and put butter on it as a side thing for dinner or what.
How the hell am I supposed to eat this carby phallus?
Bread and baking thread.
I slice it about 3/4" thick and lightly toast it with some butter. I've had it with foie gras spread over it, which was very good, but only something I have when others offer it to me. Alternatively, you could cut it into ~10 inch segments and make a banh mi.
4/10, did get me to type out how to eat bread.
>>7180308
Are you really confused by bread that doesn't come pre-sliced in plastic?
I know this is the current year and all.
But none of you faggots bake? Where my bread-bros at?
>>7180380
Moved to Texas from NY so I had to pick up baking to get bread that doesn't taste like ass.
>mfw i still suck and can't make hard rolls or keisers
>>7180491
Still making improvements though.
>>7180491
HEB has based bread. Maybe your taste buds are too acclimatized to the jew semen bagels
>>7180322
Slice off a loaf about the size of your hand. Pour some extra virgin olive oil in a small shallow dish, and grind some salt and pepper into the olive oil. Rip off small pieces of bread with your bare hands, dunk in oil, and eat. Great appetizer.
>>7180308
Fresh crusty baguette with some soft butter, delicious
>>7180491
>crust is too thick
>crumb is somehow both dense and has large caverns
>poorly sliced
>crumbs on the plate
2/10 see me after cooking class
Dried out, sliced baguette bread is what I use for French toast.
that must be the dumbest question ever on ckay and we've had some
>>7180786
>HEB has based bread.
You're a fucking delusional shit if you honestly believe that or you're shopping at one of the super wealthy HEBs that are basically Central Market.
>>7180308
??? you tear off pieces and eat them with some good cheese and preserves, how can you not know this?
>>7180308
You have it with soup like this.
If you can't figure out what to do with fucking BREAD, then you're too retarded to count yourself among the human species. Kindly walk into the ocean and never come out.
>>7181774
I asked about a specific type of bread.
I thought this was the food and cooking board, not /b/
you tear it into large portions and give everyone you are eating with one. Then you tear smaller pieces off it and put stuff on it to eat.
