Post fine American cuisine!
webm related
pic related, noodles
>>7170511
Damn, I see these things in the store sometimes and I always thought a soggy, compressed burger might actually be a pretty good drunk snack, but that's truly disappointing.
They'll be like gold when wwiii hits and we're all scavenging for non-glowing food though.
>>7170511
Sometimes, I don't know whether I envy or pity Stuart Ashen.
![[FREEDOM INTENSIFIES].webm](https://i.imgur.com/dcykNPX.jpg "[FREEDOM INTENSIFIES].webm")
>all the mad yuroppoor in this thread
>>7170511
>Implying Ashens is american.
>>7170513
I kinda like "noodle" being used more generally for flat sheets of things, it's a funny word with mysterious provenance. But then I'm half chink and we call this shit a "noodle".
>On an economy class flight from North Korea’s Sunan International Airport to Beijing Capital International Airport, the website's correspondent was served a hamburger and a cup of juice. The worst part? The burger was served cold. RocketNews24 surmises that the microwave is reserved for first-class customers only.
>>7170555
>>7170580
They have microwaved chiong fan now?
>>7170600
>microwave
>on a plane
>>7170608
Dunno, is that picture I posted a microwave dish or something? I've never successfully made the stuff myself, always fucking sticks.
![821[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/ZRSIAzz.gif "821[1].gif")
r u a burgr?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds0IsJX9Ixo
>german canned burger reviewed by bong kids
>american cuisine
>>7170633
Nothing gets by you, does it Sherlock?
Why are americans so gross?
>>7170642
bcz all the genetics they got
>>7170547
pity, definitely pity
>>7170642
I gotta say, the structural integrity of that pizza box is pretty impressive.
>>7170511
Thats from Germany you fuck
>>7170511
That shit looked like cat food
>>7170555
I know this is a joke but would anyone actually find this satisfying to eat?
It looks gross as hell.
>people angry about burger in a can
that_is_the_joke.webm
>>7170701
>muh sour grapes
>>7170513
Actually, Marco Polo brought noodles to Italy from China, so pasta is essentially the same as noodles
>>7170701
>joke
>implying hardees carls jr doesn't specialize in marketing these 'jokes' to the inner city burger youths of today
>>7171138
> $8 burgers
> inner city youths
Believe they're targeting all of America with the exception of inner cities.
What is it with brits comparing themselves to America all the time lel
We are awesome we know this already, calm ur tits brits
>>7171119
I thought the pasta he brought to Italy was some sort of blobby dumpling, and they invented making it into long thin stuff independently.
>>7171172
I love how Americans always default to anyone insulting them must be Britons.
What lead you to this conclusion? Show us your evidence.
저는 뚱뚱하고 똑똑하지 않는 미국인들을 죽이고 싶다...
>>7171231
And a ching chong bing bong to you too
>>7170600
>Female
>Burger as a meal
>juice
>traveling around Asia
>poor economy class
>crying that the burger is cold
femnazi weaboo sjw probably deserved it
>>7171213
not him but probably because they're using English and
a) Canadians wouldn't troll that shittily
b) Australians are illiterate and wouldn't be able to type (same goes for South Africans)
c) New Zealanders are too chill to try to troll
>>7170617
You need specialized equipment
>>7171927
OP here, the world is bigger than the anglosphere
>>7170555
Too bad the average woman in America is closer to an overweight Mexican now
>>7171935
>he thinks non-whites matter
>>7171963
>anglos
>white
pick one DeKendrix
>>7171972
Okay carl, but it's a fact that life began in africa. Every human on earth can be traced back to one black women in africa. So why don't you and your mutant white skin fuck off.
>>7170555
>>7171986
>life began in africa
sick of this meme tbH
>>7171989
i no rite? evrywun kno it started wit JESUS in alabama its why JESUS wus white like us!
>>7172010
>What language is the bible written in?
Aramaic, mostly
>>7171935
>because they're using English
>>7170511
>Post fine American cuisine!
As I suspected . . .. the thread is empty!
Fine American Cuisine indeed . .ha ha!
>>7172014
WRONG
>The texts were mainly written in Biblical Hebrew, with some portions (notably in Daniel and Ezra) in Biblical Aramaic. Biblical Hebrew, sometimes called Classical Hebrew, is an archaic form of the Hebrew language. The very first translation of the Hebrew Bible was into Greek. (wikipedia)
FUCKING IDIOT
>>7171988
I like it up until the pizza. Also, does weird orange American cheese contain much lactose?
>>7171119
southern italy had already been making pasta for years. Marco brought pasta to northern italy (he was from venice and had never seen the stuff before)
I'm ashamed and sorry for what my country has done with food :'(
>>7172251
>southern Italians
>doing anything
lol
https://youtu.be/HiX88aAtb1I
Purely americano
>>7170511
Jambalaya you dumb cunt
>>7172363
Guilty as charged, now put your islamic sucking tampon back and fuck off to where we don't give a fuck about you.
