What would you do to these onions rings, ck?
>>7169556
throw them away.
who wants breaded onion rings when you could have battered?
put them inside a burger. gives the burger some nice crunch.
>>7169556
save it my pocket
>>7169556
Eat them dipped in Tabasco mixed with ketchup
Dip 'email in tarter sauce
Or
Put a couple of 'em on a burger with cheddar cheese, bacon, leaf lettuce and BBQ sauce.
Set them aside and eat real food.
>>7169556
I would put them on my erect penis and have op eat them.
>>7169556
>w-what are we going to do on the plate, anon?
>>7169557
This.
>>7169556
>thick onion rings
GET OUT
>Set the onion rings on the table
>Close the drapes
>Dim the lights down to a somber tone
>Turn on Flight of the Valkyries in the background
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YOYlgvI1uE
>Light a candle in the center of the table
>Head to my kitchen and open the fridge
>Grab a fresh white onion and bring it back to the table
>Set it in front of the onion rings
>Berate the onion rings for being tarnished in corrupt pursuit of flavor
>Tell the onion rings to not speak, but to simply look at the whole onion
>"THIS IS WHAT PERFECTION LOOKS LIKE!"
>"DO YOU THINK I LIKE DOING THIS?!"
>Sit in silence for a while so to let the onion rings simmer in its own disgust
>Take the onion rings back to the kitchen
>Turn on the stove to a medium high heat
>Put a cast iron pan on the burner
>Fill it with garbage oil like vegetable oil
>The oil tops the the pan and begins to fall out
>Violently throw the onion rings in the pan and scream at it
>"THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT, ISNT IT?! THIS IS WHAT YOU FUCKING WANT!"
>The spilled oil from the pan catches the fire and sets the kitchen ablaze
>Flames engulf the kitchen as I look on in not horror, but something akin to melancholic awe
>Calmly walk back to my stereo and turn the volume up, the music now so loud it shakes the windows
>Take my time walking back to my kitchen table as the flames grow ever higher, darkening my walls and spreading
>Grab the onion which was sitting on the table
>Casually walk out of my house with the image of every room now catching on fire
>Walk down the street with my onion, never to be seen again
Put my dick in them
>>7171027
Meh, a little try hard, but 6/10 for effort I guess.
>>7171027
Ultimate kek 10/10
