Today we'll be making a simple sausage paella, live from my kitchen. For this you'll need some sausage, onion, garlic, paprika, pepper, carrots, bell pepper, chicken broth, rice, peas and parsley. I'm going with spicy sausage but you can use whatever you like.
Let's try this a second time
instead of spicy sausage I'm going to use poop
Did you buy that red clip from dollarama?
>>7167822
Youre the cook anon, you decide.
>>7167824
I may have.
Next up you're going to cut up that sausage and start cooking it in a skillet. I wish I had real bratwurst but those was all they had that was relatively spicy.
>>7167832
what's that white thing in the back?
>>7167838
Spoon rest
>>7167854
thx i was wonderin what that was
Sausage is looking good, make sure not to eat all of it.
>>7167867
I'm interested
>>7167869
Because it's another thing to clean
>>7167869
I usually use that for measuring tools instead of the mixing spoon.
Have an adult mince your garlic and your onion to make sure you don't open up your hand like I almost did. Add to sausage with some paprika and ground pepper.
Cook until onion softens. Using the spoon rest for you anon.
Next slice your carrots and peppers, and add to mix with chicken broth. Bring to a boil.
When boiling point is reached, add rice, and simmer for the next 20 min. or until rice is cooked. You don't see it but I did put rice in there.
Now is a good time to be doing dishes if you got nothing else going on!
20 minutes have passed! Next and last thing you want to do is add the peas and warm them up a little.
And there you have it, you're done! Plate and garnish with parsley, ideally the fresh stuff but dry will do. Enjoy!
Looks great OP
>>7168016
Looks damn tasty.
Don't think I didn't notice your Korr Stock Pot OP, which means this dish is probably very tasty!!
Ruined it with the carrots my nigga
OP, what the fuck is that "sausage" supposed to be? It looks like it came straight form the 50 cents store. Recipe could have been decent if not for the shitty "meat".
>>7170429
shut the fuck up faggot.