Who's your cookfu?
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>>7164409
MY NIGGA!!!!!!!!!
>tfw would
>>7164468
dat thickness
that girl with cerebral palsy flipping pancakes
>>7164480
what a bundle of sticks
woof
>>7164462
good taste
>>7164482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwIwTdBOJvk
>>7164513
That is in no way a problem for me
>>7164395
>you will never get to choke Nigella in a fit of lust and rage
sadfrog.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwIwTdBOJvk
>>7164395
I would love to butter her English muffin.
>>7164541
Hilah doesn't get enough love here.
>>7164395
I refuse to support any programming that intentionally hires no skilled attention whoring bitches solely to attract a low disciplined beta male audience for advertising purposes.
If I want to watch sluts, I'll watch porn, not a cooking show.
>>7164546
in a moment of introspection this made me kinda sad and not aroused
actually it makes me really sad
fuck you guys
>>7164599
It made me laugh, her hands are retarded as fuck.
>>7164513
You say that like it is a bad thing.
>>7164592
>If I want to watch sluts, I'll watch porn, not a cooking show.
why not both
>>7164546
she's so pure and innocent
>>7164592
If they made a cooking show with a milf like Nigella, hardcore anal, BBQ tips and beer reviews, I'd watch forever.
>>7164675
Someone should make a really professional cooking show with hot naked women cooking actual food. I'd watch that shit.
>>7164546
Why the fuck is she being such a spaz?
Just flip the fucking p-cakes.
>>7164700
>being this new
>>7164703
So what if I'm new?
Unless there's a book with all the history and inside jokes and memes how else would I learn?
"Lurk more" is not an answer.
>>7164711
lurk more
>>7164711
are you a fucking retard?
she has a physical disability
>>7164464
>trying to conceal her fatness
>>7164711
she has cerebral palsy
it's really sad, because shes not mentally retarded or anything, but she can't control her body
also shes really cute, god has a terrible sense of humor
>>7164711
You lurk for AT LEAST 6 months before you post.
FUCKING LURK
>>7164711
Lurk more
>>7164716
>He wants a skinny cookfu
I guess if thats what you want, but youre missing out
>>7164720
thanks, a decent answer from the only normal person here.
>>7164760
holy fucking sheeet
so high t
>>7164409
When I first started watching I hated her because of her voice. Now I want make sweet love to her while she talks about "chayse" (cheese).
>>7164720
Do these people realise they cant speak properly but have no power to control it? Or is their brain fucked in all departments and they cant tell the difference?
>>7164783
They fully realize their condition. They just have very poor control over their body and it keeps getting worse. There are brilliant people with CP
>>7164832
who dis?
>>7164546
Yes.
>>7164806
Don't discuss CP on here.
MODS
>>7164840
Laura Calder. She has the weird Canadian accent that I find irresistible.
>>7164599
Even when the frustration mounts, she keeps going and maintains cuteness. I find it inspirational.
>>7164929
I think you're just picturing her tardy hands jiggling and jacking you off. I know I am.
>>7164674
Holy shit I never noticed that rack
>>7164941
Those hands would be almost useless jacking me off. I imagine getting pegged by her with an occasional accidental reach around.
>>7164890
she is magnificently racked, and she speaks like a really specific generation of older anglo montreal women
Would devour muffin while having her call me Mr. Chairman.
>>7165092
her manface has gotten worse and worse with age
I'd still smash on personality, I think she'd be a LEGIT lay
>>7164541
>>7164541
ew tbqh
>>7164760
>yfw impregnating your high test cookfu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4jH0WeV67I
>that raspy voice
>that smoking body
fuckkkk
>>7165146
a best
>>7164395
>>7164524
>>7164550
>>7164566
>>7164675
>>7164692
https://youtu.be/RtS2Ikk7A9I
>>7164464
hapa girls
[spoiler]Rachael Ray, and I don't give a fuck what you think [/spoiler]
>>7165381
>>7164675
Tifa on youtube.
>>7164674
Imagine her karlie and taylor macaron
Rachael Ray, the dorky milf thing gets me.
[spoiler]FOOKING RAW
HOW
MUCH
IS
IN
THE
BIN[/spoiler]
Jesus what is hiroshimoot doing with the servers
Meme-chef or not, I'd love to be permanently strapped to her asshole, human centipede style.
>>7164890
I feel this on every level, anon!
>>7164395
>dat WHR
>>7165092
I don't even know what it is about her that makes me want to fuck her so bad.
She looks like she'd be so judgmental and difficult to please during sex. Entirely disinterested in anything you're doing to her and just waiting to btfo of your ego when you're done.
God, I need to fuck that woman.
>>7164546
Can you imagine sex with her?
Just brush her clit and full body convulsions. Give her an orgasm and she'll have a seizure.
Tina Nordström.
Shes more of a personality than pure looks.
Difficult finding photos of her not smiling. She has the look as if shed rip your dick off, cook it and eat it when she does.
I'd totally let her do it, of course. Swedefags will understand.
Where the fuck is Ron Ben-Israel
I love everything about this man
>>7165686
Why? Does she use snus?
>>7165425
who is this woman ?
>>7164711
Except lurk more IS the answer, dummy. Its how you learn stuff and don't look like a moron when you post.
Lurk. More.
>>7164806
Guhhh. That's shitty - being fully aware of how derpy you are but can do nothing to change it. Feels bad man.
>>7165742
jesus fucking christ
I don't know follow celebrity chefs, but I wouldn't trust anyone with a name like that, let alone eat his """food"""
>>7164674
Is that shopped? Because there is no other pic that even hints of her having tits like that.
>>7164462
Sauce?
>>7165869
Anri Okita
>>7166409
https://youtu.be/8OQqkh97S-Y
>>7165869
literal goddess desu senpaitachi
>>>/gif/7796377
>>7164546
she should've cooked with some celebral parsley
>>7166519
I know exactly how you feel.
>>7165686
I'm a Swedefag and I hate her
>>7165381
>>7164546
Man she has great tits
>>7165524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHcjKCORVd8
>>7166588
top laff
5/5
Nadia Giosia. I fucking love her.
>>7165654
You get it man. I can't place it either. It's that 'I dont give a fuck look' that makes her so appealing.,
>>7164462
Came here hoping I would see her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA63vrvS3R8
not really into asians but she's pretty cute.
>>7168012
Thank you for this
>>7168598
she looks like she doesnt really take care of herself too well.
>>7168594
omg sauce?
>>7168594
>have food fetish
>see this
tfw you will never eat filet mignon off dat ass
I have a question. Ever since I have a serious gf and fuck a ton, I automatically assume anyone making these threads is a fucking autist. The same goes for /b/ and /gif/, that is full of porn threads, because you fuckers never saw a pussy or what. What the fuck are you guys doing with your life to post waifus on internet, what the fuck is happening with men on mother Earth. Fuck your waifus, senpais and other shit you degenerate retards. I'm out of here.
>>7164599
Why would you feel sad? Do you think she feels sad when she made the video? I'm sure she knows her limitations but she laughs about it when trying to pour a bag, she probably just accepts it as her reality. The same way you are a disgusting neckbeard yet you keep living every day not feeling sorry for yourself and think you're just normal going about your day. People could look at you and feel sorry for how ugly you are, doesn't mean they should or that you care.
>>7168632
i think it's just her having no makeup and the NY urban getup. she seems to keep her home clean.
>>7164541
Pheobe?
>>7168650
>bingo
>>7168650
it's not really meant to be taken seriously. why are you?
>>7164522
this
>>7168658
>>7168667
I just find it really sad when people waste time on shit like this. Yes, I realize I'm wasting time right now on here, but I just really for once want an honest answers to why some of you guys are doing this? Do you really have nothing better to do with your life? Most of you are probablly also not from some shithole country such and have white privilaged ass.
I just find it sad lately how much people waste time on here, for nothing but cheap laughs. I don't know how can anyone that is aware of that still comes here and do shit like this.
>>7168650
>Ever since I have a serious gf and fuck a ton
So before that you were just as miserable and autistic as the rest of us?
master race reporting in, pepin
>>7168679
you're really not exempt from wasting time but none of these are meant to be taken seriously. it's 12 AM and i just want to shitpost like a fukcing maniac while chugging vodka, man.
i know you have a gf but get off your high horse.
>>7164760
never trust a skinny chef
>>7168689
>>7168682
Not really, I just had too much time and didn't knew what the fuck I want in life. I had girls before, but not a serious one that I had to give a fuck about.
I'm not trying to 'ride the high horse' and shit on you guys, but why do you guys not try to get better if you are so misreable? Fucking hell, I was depressed my whole childhood and was diagnosed with 'chronic' depression by doctor last year, but I knew it was my fault and my mindset.
However, I stopped procrastinating time on this shit, picked up a god damn A4 list and started learning. Beleive me you will go to sleep way more happier knowing you learned something, than knowing another day went away at 4chan and you will not even be able to recall what was happening on it 3 days ago.
You can do it guys, just stop procrastinating with time on here and try few days with learning some shit, instead of posting on here.
>>7168653
you cant understand why watching someone with cp barely manage to make pancakes is depressing and IM the autist?
>>7164783
it's not generally a cognitive disorder. people with cerebral palsy are as mentally functional as the general population but just have motor skill difficulties. it's cool that this girl is showing off her cooking and isn't afraid of the haters
>>7164395
probably would have enjoyed to rack up some lines and rail em.
>>7164716
That's not fat; it's perfection. That's literally the most perfect female body I've ever seen. Hot fucking damn.
I watch the fuck out of this guy's channel on Youtube because I'm a /his/ autist.
>>7168149
>ma nig
NIGELLA LAWSON IS MY COOKFU
>>7164395
I wish she was my mommy
>>7165643
>Speaks with midwestern accent
>goes into very bad Italian accent when she says shit like spaghetti
>>7168149
I watched her show a couple years back and felt she tried way too hard to be the rocker chick
>>7165643
Just don't mention what her father did
>>7170338
>http://articles.latimes.com/1994-10-09/news/ls-48246_1_boyfriend
;_;
>>7170277
My grandma does this. She's not even part Italian.
pic related
but only in his meme form do i love him
>>7170525
i agree.
>>7165643
She looks super old in this pic
I'd still give her my guy gravy doe
>>7164546
she has a boyfriend
life is suffering
>>7164513
apparently bailey jay is like the most searched for porn star now. your friends have all probably fantasized about her fucking their ass
>>7166206
probs just snapped the shot just as they were on an upward bounce
>>7165643
she's got awesome tits but shes so annoying the way she tried to over pronounce italian words like spaghetti. She's from fucking jersey not italy!
>>7164546
rule 63 walt jr
>>7170362
goddamn
>>7164395
Last weekend's observer food monthly had a good photoshoot. Shame I can't find the cover page in anything more than ant size.
>>7166511
>dat voice
>>7166511
>raw
>fry them on a skillet
Also is she wearing a fucking negligee?
>>7164711
it's not even about you being new, it's about being a twat. all you had to do was click on the link and BAM read the video title, see that she has cerebral palsy and not ask stupid questions.
>>7168594
Her ass looks like a ballsack
>>7170354
>lorraine
Ma nigga
He is the best. BRIS for life.
>>7165643
I don't know about cookfu, but shes undeniably the best girl to crank it to.
>>7173379
>>7164699
>>7165381
pornstar cooking show for you guys
https://youtu.be/-k7EORAS4ug
https://youtu.be/ydA3ZgHFJAQ
>>7173426
kek
>>7164546
>you will never come home from a hard days work to a meal she struggled to cook for you only because she loves you.
>>7164546
She talks better than chef john.
>>7168149
She can diaf
>>7164783
>brain departments
Frig off Ricky
>>7166588
underrated roast
>>7164890
She's so great isn't she?
>>7173655
She's also annoying.
>>7168650
Why don't you head off to reddit bud?
