>He doesn't do the Ol' Spork Spinnerooni
i usually coat my sketti in a viscous sauce that makes all the noodles clump together.
i could eat easily eat it with chopsticks if i wanted to. but i don't 'cause asians are gay.
>>7163901
>he isn't 5 years old
I use chopsticks
I just eat with my bare hands.
I use my hands
>>7163908
This, except of a viscous sauce I just mix in melted mozzarella.
>>7163908
This, except instead of a viscous sauce I just mix in my own cum.
>>7163901
>He doesn't do the o-o-o-o-o-l-l-l-l-l' Spork Spinnerooni
I read that in Chef John's voice.
>>7163901
I just use a fork, having not grown up in the US, I'm unfamiliar with your odd customs.
I'm not upper class
>>7164545
>implying Yurokeks can afford spaghetti
When's your next ration pick-up?
>>7165384
>afford spaghetti
Are you serious? Spaghetti is straight up serf food 101.
>using a spoon
I cut my pasta with a knife and fork, like I'm eating steak
Common in my part of Italy, so I do, in fact, do the ol' spork spinnerooni, yes.
>tfw the rest of italy looks down on your part of italy for doing the ol' spork spinnerooni (as well as a bunch of other shit we're maligned for)
It's not a good feel.
is this actually commonplace on /ck/?
you don't cut your spaghetti?
