What are some affordable easy recipes for NEETs to make at home?
>>7155663
>tendies
>easy
fuck off
>>7155666
clearly you never tried to make tendies. it's messy as fuck.
>>7155664
>I'm too much of a fat retard to use the microwave lol
You're an embarrassment
>>7155666
>>7155673
Are you niggers both fucking retarded?
>>7155671
>just buy this and microwave it cause basic cooking is even to hard for shitty neets to understand
>but even then
>flour
>breadcrumbs
>some spices
>dip chicken in it
>put chicken in hot oil on pan
>drain oil off chicken with done
WOW hard
>>7155682
WA LA
>>7155682
>tyson
>not pilgrim's
sⅿh loser
>>7155655
Well, what sort of slop do you like?
You can basically pick two out of cheap, healthy and tasty, so since you've already said you want cheap which one out of tasty and healthy do you want?
Do you want pasta, rice or potatoes as the carb element?
>Make rice in your weeaboo rice cooker
>Crack an egg into it
>Add soy sauce
>Stir until fluffy
rubadubdub thanks for the grub
get a cheese pizza from the store and put anchovies on it. I love me some anchovies on a cheese pizza. preferably get red barron's three cheese pizza or whatever its called.
Watch Good Eats or something and figure it out yourself.
Get a 3 qt saucepan with a lid.
Get a steamer insert. They may issue this with your textbooks. They ought to.
Get a knife and a cutting board.
Broccoli, carrots, red potatoes
Buy or steal them, peel the carrots, chop them up.
Start the potatoes steaming first, then add the carrots. When those are almost done, add the broccoli
If you're a stud god, chop and saute an onion and some button mushrooms
Try that and report back, k?