Tonight, we dine like kings. King cu/ck/'s that is.
>>7155149
Step 1: Assemble your ingredients. Use only the highest quality, just like the king himself would use.
>>7155177
Step 2: Crushed pineapple, in the pan
>>7155185
Step 3: Lemon jello, in the pan. You can use lime, but we really feel like the lime flavor would clash with the flavor profile that is getting built here.
>>7155187
Step 4: Mix and turn on the heat. We're using a medium heat here. After that, add your cream cheese. Cut it into small squares so it'll melt and mix easier (protip: it won't).
Oh fucking yes! This is habbenign! Proceed op
>>7155193
Step 5: Let the cream cheese melt down and really mix in, really combine those flavors. Watch out, it might start to boil. Don't worry though, just bring the heat down a little. In the end, it doesn't even matter
>>7155199
Step 6: Once it's all melted down you're going to want to add your veggies and nuts. Make sure it looks pretty when you put them into the pan before you mix it. Otherwise, you will lose the respect of Aunt Myrna.
How's the smell so far?
>>7155209
Step 7: After you mix the veggies and nuts in, you're going to add your Cool Whip. Make sure you use the real stuff, none of that fake stuff. Only use Cool Whip, the real whipped cream. Some of that fake stuff, the sugar free stuff, will react differently and will make your party cheese salad awful.
>>7155216
>>7155219
Step 8: Mix that all together, and next thing you know, your party cheese salad is ready to go in a pan, into the fridge.
>>7155214
It smells mostly like a bad creamy lemon bell
pepper
>>7155226
Step 9: Get it into that casserole dish you've never used in your life because you're an adult and who the hell uses casserole pans.
>>7155231
Step 10: Sprinkle your american cheese. We recommend not using anything but american as something like cheddar or sharp will not have the same flavor effect. After that, into the fridge it goes for 4 hours or overnight. We did four hours because it's what the king did.
>>7155209
what was the jar of red stuff? never caught what he said.
praise be ja/ck/
hope you survive.
>>7155244
It was just diced pimiento peppers
>>7155235
>>7155249
3 went in, 3 survived. One of us is still eating the stuff for some stupid reason. I took one bite and got it down, but I gagged. Third guy gagged real hard, but got it down. His piece is in the trash now.
>>7155261
You are a far braver soul than I anon. Praise be to ja/ck/ and OP.
>>7155149
ebin
I want to die
>>7155261
w-what did it taste like?
