How do you cut your sandwiches?
Diagonal reporting in. Always north-west to south-east.
like this
only beta keks cut their sandwiches. real men eat the whole thing senpai.
>>7148322
Diagonally has been scientifically proven to taste nicer. However if it's a bacon sandwich I cut horizontally.
Why would I cut my sandwiches?
I've never bothered
mommy cuts the crust off for me
Seriously though, do you have the hands of a small child? Why would cutting your sandwich even cross your mind?
>>7148450
Not OP but the size/shape of a horizontally cut sandwich makes bite size more regular and manageable.
>>7148472
>makes bite size more regular and manageable.
How?
>>7148487
Cutting the sandwich changes your jaw structure
>>7148322
I cut vertically, north to south.
>not cutting at a diagonal with the blade slanted to get a bevel
You might as well just eat sand.
>>7148577
I just hold them at an angle to get the bevel effect.
>>7148472
Without going into too much detail you can bite the corner of the sandwich and unlike biting into a full sandwich the rest wont poke you in the face. You can then bite the other corner and work your way in to the middle.
>>7148587
>the rest wont poke you in the face
I've literally never heard of someone having such an issue
>>7148619
Do you have any idea how many people get blinded by sandwiches every year?
>>7148630
some guy i worked with dipped my sandwich in methanol and I am blind now
>>7148634
This is becoming far too common. Time the government put their foot down on terrorist sympathising methanol dippers.
I chop it into 12 pieces, three columns of bread cubes and 4 rows
>>7148322
Only times I cut a sandwich is when the filling is too messy to eat whole or it's for a group
>>7148577
You have opened my eyes for the first time.
>not smashing it into a ball eating and it in one bite
Stay inefficient losers
>>7148322
why would i cut toasts? what kind of faggot shit is that?
anyways, i only cut loafs of bread and those vary depending on what type of sammiches im making
>>7148742
I much prefer 4 rows of bread cubes and 3 columns. Each to his own I guess.
yellow line is best because it makes two narrow rectangles which can fit in my mouth so each half is devoured in two or three bites.
