What are some foods that can be eaten in the shower?
I'm looking to trim the fat off of my morning routine, and figure a quick meal with some suds is what I need.
OP again,
I've had some mixed results with my test runs. Spaghetti turned out a lot harder to manage than most foods due to the utensils slipping out my hand, water blasting the sauce off of the pasta, and tendency for shampoo and soap to get mixed in while I work in the suds.
Ice cream was also a no go, and barely let me get a few bites in before it fell off my cone and made a mess.
Strawberries: top pick. Not only were the berries easy to eat with one hand, but the stems could be stomped down the drain for quick cleanup.
I'll be trying some soup and sandwiches this morning. wish me luck.
omelet on a stick
An apple.
Chicken soup in a douchebag.
You could get a beer helmet and put a brakfast shake / smoothie in it. Wait until after you wash your hair, though.
You could also invent a braekfast suppository.
I ate a hamburger and fries in the shower once.
Fortunately, there was a deep window by the shower where I could put the food without the shower spraying on them. I'd just dry my hands on a towel to pick up the food and eat it.
Eat an orange. You can rip it apart with your bear hands without worrying about the mess, and the cold juice feels amazing all over your hot naked body.
Just chew little flecks of skin off the inside of your cheeks
>>7146835
I did this every day for years and now I have no cheeks
>>7146804
this, or maybe something like a mango
Make sure you install a garbage disposal in the drain
>>7146804
>bear hands
>>7146996
>>7146481
If you are serious about this then breakfast bars are top notch for eating in the shower. Granola even more because they can resist falling apart in water.
Also, consider prepping smoothies the night before and making a area to place it in the shower that's free of water. Logically you can just turn your back to the water and drink.
Finally, apples are a high end fruit to eat and a shower because you don't need to peel them. Though any pop in your mouth fruit will do just fine.
>>7146481
How and why would you ever be in the shower long enough to need to eat in there to "save time" in the morning?
Literally takes 90 seconds to take a proper shower.
If you're so pressed for time in the morning have your food ready-made the night before and eat it during your commute or at work and have your shower the night before.
>>7147118
OP here.
Shit, I never even thought of that.
thanks bro'
Are you trying to save time or is this some kind of weird fetish?
>>7146481
Go to bed earlier and wake up earlier so you have more time.
Idk about food, but a cold beer in a hot shower is one of my favorite things
>not taking a refreshing cereal bath
Eat some fruits, they won't fall apart after getting wet
