This pizza costs 30 dollars at Gjelina. Would you buy it?
>>7141966
woah so authentic 10/10 perfect pizza would murder
>>7141966
>This pizza costs 30 dollars at Gjelina. Would you buy it?
HAHAHAHA FUCK NO!
hell no 30 bucks for 3 slices of pizza, thats a tad bit expensive, i prefer a goos steak
>>7141966
poorly crafted artisan bread topped with cheap vegetables and faux "cheese"
>>7141966
Hell no.
>purposely burnt food
no thanks
>>7141966
>white pizza
>dough clearly unevenly cooked and still raw in places
>toppings show no consitency, like chefs were using pizza as a dark board and vegetables/ hunks of cheese as darts
definitely not
>whole cherry tomatoes
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>>7142014
>not getting obvious sarcasm
Faggot detected
>>7141966
Why didn't u send it back to the kitchen i wouldn't even taste that shit, u can tell by the looks that its burnt.
>>7141966
Why lie OP? I just went on their website and there is no such pizza with said price.
>>7142064
i bet you unironically watch the cooking with jack show
>>7141966
The problem here isn't so much the price but the ingredients.
If you're paying this much you at least want real cheese on your pizza, the stuff on this will be crap.
>>7141966
No.
It looks like shit
>>7141966
>American 'pizza'
pic related is the real deal.
>>7142767
Looks like tomato soup in an unevenly cooked bread bowl.
>>7142770
Comments like that are the reason you'll never enjoy good food.
And also probably the reason why your wife sleeps around.
>>7141966
>This pizza costs 30 dollars
Only it doesn't. Why lie?
>>7141966
More than double the price of a pie from 1 of my local fresh off the boat italian family owned pizzerias here in new jersey
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This pizza costs 3 dollars at vodkajelina. Would you buy it?
I worked in an Italian restaurant as the Saute Cook for awhile.
Sometimes I did a few shifts on the wood fired pizza oven and I can say that a Lazy cook made that pizza.
Its not actually supposed to get black.
The black is too much and its bitter.
>>7141966
No because I have money and freetime.
>>7142776
>pie
This is a pizza thread, dummy.
>>7142879
'Pie' is a slang term for Pizza.
Because they are often called a Pizza Pie or Pie for short.
>>7143119
Whut?
I have never heard this.
>>7143140
are you fucking serious?
>>7143140
Please be bait
>>7143150
I've never heard anyone call a pizza a "pie".
Must be a yank thing
>>7143150
How can a pizza be a pie, exactly?
Is this a yurop thing?
>>7143174
Chicago m8
>>7143174
deep dish pizzas are literally made using pie forms
>>7142767
Your daily reminder.
>>7143433
Bottom looks best, the middle looks like some slop you'd get from dominos
>>7142014
found the faggot
>>7143433
Bottom is hipster shit, top and medium is good in that order
What justified that price tag?
>>7143119
Obvious troll is obvious
>>7141966
Cucumbers on pizza?
Why?
>>7141966
It's a bit overpriced but looks quite nice so yea.
>>7143433
>spinach
It's clearly basil you fuckwit.
Why are you here?
>>7143433
All three look good and if you think otherwise, you're a manchild
>>7144165
Are you asking me?
>>7142785
fuck no. prolly has uranium in it and radiation n shit
>>7141966
of course, looks great to me
>>7144085
Fresh, local, farm-to-table ingredients utilizing artisan techniques
