Have some cookies, Anon! I hope you like them! They took me all day to make!
Thanks sweetie (:
Sorry I don't like sweets.
Also those are fucking burned.
>>7140812
She tried her best, don't be so mean anon.
>>7140777
No thanks Jack, you burned the hell out of these. Why do you put those videos up on the internet if you don't like being made fun of anyways- WHAT ARE YOU DOING PUT THAT KNIFE DOWN PLEASE GOD N-
y-you too
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>>7140851
b-but I'm a boy.
dang that's a nice pan. it's like an exact rectangle.
all mine are rounded or on an annoying slight bevel.
imagine the perfect carrot cakes you could make in that sucker.
I actually enjoy eating burnt shit as a form of punishment, thanks anon.
>>7140861
Is it still punishment if you enjoy it?
Thanks for baking these.
Let's swap recipes, here's mine.
3/4 cup butter crisco
3/4 cup brown sugar
1/2 cup white sugar
1 teaspoon salt
2 Tablespoons milk
1 Tablespoon vanilla
1 egg
1 3/4 cup flour
3/4 teaspoon baking soda
1 1/2 cups Chocolate chips
Oven at 375 Degrees
Combine crisco, sugars, milk and vanilla in mixing bowl. Then beat in egg. Combine all dry ingredients except chips in a separate bowl. Mix dry ingredients slowly into the wet creamed mixture. Whip up until batter consistency is reached. Stir in chips. Drop by rounded Tablespoon on to ungreased cookie sheet( I line mine with foil or use parchment paper.) Bake 10 minutes. Cool makes about 2 dozen.
>>7140857
and?
>>7140777
We don't need this thread every week.
>>7140777
those look like fucking garbage, you are worthless and deserve to die
Why are they going through mitosis
>>7140777
>Have some cookies, Anon! I hope you like them! They took me all day to make!
U r powertard and BANNED from the kitchen.
>>7140777
Anon licked his lips while staring intensely into OP's eyes, a lustful smile forming on his firm face. "I'd love a cookie, OP. How about we eat them up in the bedroom?" His nipples stood at attention, poking through his slick tuxedo as the green monstercock it concealed tried its best to burst out.
Anon couldn't wait any longer; He needed his prize and he needed it NOW!
With a violent swing he sent the platter flying into a wall before grabbing OP by the waist with a ferocious yet loving grip and sat him down on his belly over the sink, whispering softly into the aspiring cookie-chef's ear. "I never eat them without frosting." Without another word the zipper on Anon's pants finally gave way for the pressure but just as he moved to unveil OP's waiting boypussy the front door was kicked in and a SWAT team led by Chris Hansen stormed into the kitchen.
TL;DR
Cookies look like a grade schooler made them in Home-Ec.
4/10 Keep trying.
I hate this copypasta shitmeme because the threads never evolve into an informational discussion about cookies.
>>7141072
>WEW
>E
>W
>>7140848
back to reddit ya fuckin normie
>>7141560
>copypasta
Bitch I made that shit from scratch and gave an actual rating at the end. Are you just butthurt due to your cookies not holding up?
OH BOY I LOVE CHARCOAL
>>7140777
These aren't ideal, obviously, but I've found that burnt cookies are often salvaged when dipped in milk.
I don't mind some burnt cookies. I actually enjoy them.
>>7140848
lol!
What's your reddit username, we should be friends there
>>7141072
wew lad
Rate my cookies.
>>7144096
9.5/10
>>7144096
8/10, give me recipe
>>7144096
Better than mine/10
I've only made cookies once (many years ago) and they became so hard nobody could eat them.
>>7140777
You know how to keep your man
>>7144112
It's pretty easy. Mix some butter, sugar and salt. Mix in eggs and vanilla. Mix in chocolate and nuts. Mix in flour and baking soda. Put on sheet. Bake until done.
>>7144141
Quantities?
>>7144170
Absolutely
>>7144170
butter 38%
sugar 40%
light brown sugar 40%
salt 1.3%
eggs 38%
vanilla extract 1.5%
flour 100%
baking soda 1.3%
choc chips 100%
nuts 40%
>>7140777
I'd eat those. Love burnt cookies. Also nice trips.
>>7144261
>nice trips
Found the /b/tard
>>7140890
Hot
>>7140777
All day?? Those lucky trips were ineffective I see
I have no clue how I fucked up these cookies so hard.
Oh look, this thread again.
I made these few nights ago. Recipe: http://pinchofyum.com/the-best-soft-chocolate-chip-cookies
>>7146076
Way too little flour, by the looks of it. Also, the semen probably didn't help.
>>7146144
>use salted butter
>add more salt
>(if you beat the egg for too long, the cookies will be stiff).
thats actually from overbeating the flour because of the gluten.
i dont know about your recipe. its actually better if you let the dough rest for a day or two for the gluten to relax
>>7146166
you saying the egg proteins don't matter?
>>7144096
Dinner's ready!
>>7147067
if you were whisking them yes, but youre just beating them into the batter.
>>7144247
>Baker's Percentage
This Anon gets it.
>>7147232
All recipes should use percents, or at least weights.
>>7146166
I actually use unsalted butter when making it and find I have to double the added salt quantities. So I think the salt quantity is pretty accurate. How much salt do you add to your cookies?
>>7144096
Not bad, I've got cranberries and white chocolate in mine.
>>7149436
>white chocolate
>"chocolate"
Man I fucking hate these threads
Do you cunts actually think it is funny to demean people who mess up baking cookies?
ANYONE who bakes cookies is doing it for someone else to have a good time.
I baked cookies for my family a few months ago and it went slightly wrong and led to the cookies being stuck to the bottom of the pan.
Came home the next day to a bottle of superglue in the fridge and a note saying "Bought you some butter for the cookie sheet son"
Dad aplogised by buying some cookie dough ice cream for me
Opened the tub and it was empty except for a small tube of PVA glue
Just fuck off
>>7140870
>crisco
Stopped there
>>7140859
You don't want a perfect 90 degree angle on the sides of a pan, as it makes it hard to release or unmold anything in it
>>7150820
>the cookies being stuck to the bottom of the pan
>to the bottom of the pan
It takes a special kind of retard to put cookies on the wrong side of the pan. They say "this side up" for a reason.
>>7146076
Too much flour. A little semen goes a long way as well.
>>7150820
Get a sense of humor you fucking psychopath.
>>7140777
This is far too accurate.
>>7151027
Why do the same stupid fake threads have to be made over and over again? It contributes no interesting discussion and is a waste of time.
>>7150820
>bakes cookies for someone
>doesn't care enough to not fuck it up or make a new batch
>>7140777
desu they don't look THAT bad.
They still look edible if you avoid the worst parts of the cookies
rate my cookies
>>7151204
Are those peanut butter?
lumpy / 10
>>7151648
Just chocolate chip. They taste alright but I judged the size wrong, need to make them smaller next time.
>>7151689
a cookie can never be too big
>>7140979
yes we fucking do don't you dare shit on board culture NEWFAG LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7146144
these look good
>>7150820
a shame you didn't inherit your father's ability to banter
>>7140850
underrated post.
