Food gore
/r/ing the blue turkey please.
>>7127278
a what?
>>7127281
You could have stopped this.
>>7127293
I feel the urge to try this.
Not because I think it might be good, but I just need to know how the fuck this is supposed to taste.
I really feel uncomfortable seeing these.
I can't handle this.
>>7127365
oh god no
wa la
>>7127343
this picture looks like an album cover from black moth super rainbow.
>>7127378
story behind this?
>>7127433
Art project
>>7127241
fuck off frog poster
>>7127244
The tongue out before the bite makes me want to punch his face.
Strips of pork microwaved till they are like crisps.
Tastes pretty good though
>>7127354
>>7127814
this must be some kind of 2deep4us art exhibit or something. I refuse to believe this is a genuine buffet
>>7127332
>watermelon and lots of white men
is this some kind of cUck porn
>>7127380
i'd like to take this moment to say i have never seen this fucking show ever. nor do i know what the actor is or sounds like. never the less the words and the lips read so clearly in what is being said that i actually heard the words faintly being spoken until i realized it was all in my head/
>>7127244
Why does he dress like a 12 year old?
>>7127334
What even is this?
>>7127911
canned cranberry sauce topped with grilled pineapple rings
i think
>>7127332
It has not been long enough since I last saw this
>>7127345
>>7127365
this has to be modern art.
>>7128067
These guys get together and make food trainwrecks on purpose every year.
>>7128096
>every year.
Then why is there only one set from one occasion?
>>7127334
>be two years ago
>found a job at an advertising agency
>they want to be the hip new place to work at
>thus, they throw at least one get together a week where everyone brings something
>I hated every single last one of them
>and so, I developed a passive agressive menu
What is a passive agressive menu you might ask?
>Extra crispy mini tacos: potato chip thin tortilla filled with a lot of runny sauces, so that after the first bite your hands, shirt, mouth and face are one big mess.
>ice cream truffles that look solid but are actually molten ice cream after your fingers melt through the untempered chocolate covering.
And my favorites -like pic related- a selection of THINGS THAT SHOULD NOT BE ON STICKS BUT ARE ON STICKS.
>brochettes of crispy, crumbly stuff between meats or soft vegetables that fall apart as soon as you look a them.
>jello popsicles (that end up a big plate of jello with very confused, popsicle stick holding people around it.)
>very soft cheeses on toothpicks.
Boy, being miserable four days a week was worth it.
