If you only had $10 left and hated yourself how would you treat yourself to a last meal?
boxed wine? Be a mcmillionaire?
10 blowjobs from your mom
>>7114545
oh shit
You're getting ripped off. You should get 20 for that.
>>7114527
10 of the giant 99ยข burritos at walmart.
>>7114545
That's treating her to a meal.
I'd eat her ass out for $1 an hour.
>>7114527
Get myself some filthy, well-lubricated chicken lomein and a blue nehi. And some sour skittles.
Legitimately hated myself? 5 $0.99 gas station burritos, 4 $1 cans of the hottest peppers I could find canned, $1 worth of olives from either the canned foods aisle or the olive bar at the grocer, and as much of the hottest sauce I could take from taco bell without getting removed from the premises.
>Slam 5 cheapo burrito
>drain pepper juice and olive juice in to a cup
>mix peppers and olives together
>eat pepper olive mixture
>I hate olives so I am gagging and retching through the entire thing while my mouth is on fire and my intestines are trying to push $5 of concrete burrito through my body
>mix hot sauce in to olive and pepper juice mixture
>chug
I am not laying on the ground crying from the heat and retching from the horrible olive after taste. The burrito concrete turd brewing in the depths of my bowels is being shoved through my innards with the force of a thousand suns from the peppers an hot sauce. I begin to sweat from the heat of the peppers and the pain of my intestines. I sweat so intensely I black out either from dehydration, pain, or both. I might not be dead yet but I will probably not awaken before I slough off this mortal burrito. Much to my surprise I awaken with >>7114527 this face as the burrito poop torpedo knocks at the back door. "Let me out!" it screams but I can't! The peppers are just burning holes in my intestines, looking for an easier way out and are no longer moving along the bean projectile. I suffer a massive hemorrhage and die where I lay. Soon after the pressure finally builds and the paramedics find me with a whole ripped through the ass end of my trousers and a still wrapped 99 cent burrito, paper and all, protruding from the wall directly in line with my asshole from which it was shot. The only thing left of my last meal is $50 in drywall repair, $300 in hazmat disposal fees, and a pool of hot peppers and blood around my corpse.
>>7114589
If anyone is wondering, this isn't really worth reading
>>7114589
>>7114589
i got a chuckle outta this kinda reminds me of dream catcher.
go to the 24 hr adult video arcade
go into glory hole booth
slip 10$ in the slot to listen to some porn while a guzzle down the next strung out crackheads jizz
I never realized how strongly women crave cock juice until this thread dammnnn
sodexo sandwich from a hospital
not only will i be out most of the cash, the sandwich will be shit, and probably give me gas
>>7114596
I disagree.
>>7114527
>But an $8 steak for $5 at the grocery store because it's about to expire
>1 large russet baking potato
>green onions, the vigorously chop
>2 sticks of butter (1 for sauce)
>sour cream
>5 stalks of asparagus (then steam to perfection)
>a bulb of garlic
Wala.... Now you're a king
Chicken McNuggets and whatever bullshit wine my cousin brought to Thanksgiving.
Or a cold Arby's sandwich.
20 piece mcnugger and 2 40's of King cobra
I've done this. A 3 dollar pint of vodka, Arizona watermelon, and three tamales from my local Mexican joint at 99 a pop
