So who else is completely stuffed right now?
Ooooogh I feel sick. Need to digest all this food so I can get back to drinking. Right now it's the recliner and a blanket for me.
I am proud to be in America,
Where I never go hungry,
>>7114255
...AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREEEE
AND I WON'T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED AND GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME
AND I'D GLADLY STAND UP NEXT TO YOU AND DEFEND HER STILL TODAY
'CAUSE THERE AIN'T NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND, love this land
GOD BLESS THE USA
>>7114250
I took a nap for an hour and now I'm fine, but I was doing all I could not to fall asleep while serving dessert to my family.
>>7114272
fuck yes
I worked for 16 hours today, I got to eat shards of glass and dust. I want food
>>7114250
Are you me?
Minus the blanket and comforter anyway.
>>7114420
Yes.
>>7114250
>go to parents house
>finish a 5th of vodka with my brother then start on a bottle of gin
>call my brothers gf by his ex's name on accident
>eat dinner
>fall asleep in my parents basement for 11 hours
Going to have a couple more drinks, have a turkey sandwich and go back to bed
>>7114272
I just burped up a little FREEDOM!!!!!
>>7114871
You know, since I don't live in clapistan I never knew what a 5th was, but I just googled it.
Thanks for exanding my knowledge (though not really since I did it myself - so I will thank myself later)
>>7114879
I should've just said 750ml. The U.S. I think are the only ones that call it a 5th
>>7114884
Why would you try to translate shit for faggot ass youarepeeings?
Just call it a fifth and those ass clowns will figure it out, fuck em.
As said in another thread, I gained 7lbs between Wednesday night and Thanksgiving night. After weighing myself this morning, I lost two of those pounds.
I'd guess I'm pretty stuffed, yeah.
>>7114871
Translation: Stayed home during Thanksgiving. Stole some of my mom and dad's booze.
>>7114891
And how!
>>7114906
Get back in the dumpster.
I woke up at noon, cooked, ate by five, started drinking, ate again, went and got beer and smoked with my buddies, munched again. Now five am and on the last few beers.
