who else thinks panda expresses new recipe for fried rice is shit?
>muh egg shortage
literally no other place is being this big of a jew.
>>7092518
I think I ate at a panda express once, maybe 20 years ago.
I think if you get buttblasted enough over a menu change at a cheap chain mall restaurant that you're making a thread about it on 4chan, something has gone terribly wrong with your life
Have you considered joining the military? They could train you and give you discipline.
>>7092520
you're right i got your mom pregnant and she wants to keep it.
>>7092521
Wow you must be jesus or something, because my mom is way past menopause.
Why is a half man half god eating at panda express? You could literally turn loaves of wonder bread into tilapia and slash your wrists and drink the communion wine that gushed out.
>>7092521
>muh best rebuttal
2015 and almost 2016, a disagreement will always end up about someone's mom this and that....
eat more fish, you need it for your poor poor brain
>>7092531
You got #rekt, deal with it
>>7092525
>don't you 'i banged ur mum' me, it is unlikely you're telling the truth for reasons which I will now list for you
literally the worst retort
>>7092591
Thanks for resurrecting this train wreck of a thread. We really needed to think about op and his train wreck of a life some more.
>>7092518
m8 the overhead on fried rice is probably high enough without having to pay x amount more due to all the bird flu going around.
>>7092520
When eating panda express, getting buttblasted comes with the territory .
The restaurant I'm at is being this big of a Jew. But we're also not a chain.
>mfw eggs jump from $27/case to $65 in the three days between orders
>>7093956
Did the chickens go on strike?
When did America become so hen pecked
>>7092520
>thread
>>7093991
Outbreak of bird influenza. The US is importing eggs from countries like the Netherlands now.
