My mom bought me vegan hotdogs. Why would she do this to me? She's suppose to love me.
Does she think I'm a fag?
>Now Grillable
Oh my fuck
They actually taste like any cheap hot dog. Grinding up shit into a tube isn't hard.
>>7090026
When you grow up and get a real life, you won't have to depend on mommy to buy your food for you.
>>7090343
I do buy my own food but my mom likes to buy food for me still sometimes. Sorry your mother doesn't love you and was happy to get rid of your ass.
>>7090026
>My mom bought me
>Does she think I'm a fag?
Worse. She thinks you're incompetent.
>>7090522
That's probably true, I eat pretty shit food because I don't take care of myself.
>>7090026
Maybe she is trying to say that you're fat without hurting your feelings.
Either way, most people put so many condiments on their hot dogs that vegan ones don't actually taste any different. As long as you're not boiling them, but you're frying or BBQing them instead, it's pretty similar.
>>7090026
Is it because of the recent news?
Does she not realize it was because of nitrates?
Heating this vegan dog isn't going to create the same carcinogens? What?
>>7090343
Not op, but i'm in my mid 20's and mom still buys me shit that she thinks I'll like. He'll she still sends me home with homemade frozen meals and leftovers because she worries about me not eating enough. To be fair, I am a total mama's boy.
>>7090556
>Is it because of the recent news?
Idk, what is the "recent news"? Maybe?
>>7090566
I'm OP and this is my same situation. Also I think my mom gets something out of picking bits of food for me at the grocery store. Like how she used to buy me kid type foods when I was little, she probably misses that. I'm not complaining.
>>7090570
Anyone? Is this another GMO scare that the liberal media is pushing onto the rest of us decent folk? Fucking degenerates the lot of them.
>>7090026
>Does she think I'm a fag?
Yes. That was her way of letting you know she knows you like to suck off other men and she accepts you for it.
>7 grams
>a rich serving
string cheese gives more than that
>>7091285
Basically, processed meats like bacon, sausage, etc have been labeled as a class 1 carcinogen. Meaning that they are proven to definitely cause cancer.
Two slices of bacon a day has been shown to increase cancer risk by 18%. Not a huge cancer risk like a pack a day habit (2500% increase) but still significant.
>>7091363
And obviously the more processed meats you eat the higher your risk of cancer will get.
>>7090026
Maybe try giving her reason to think you aren't a fag, instead of shoving tubes of meat in your mouth.
>>7091351
>in each
>>7091363
Fug. I hope they have cancer cured before I get it because I fucking love making my own bacon.
>>7091372
>Serving Size: 1 Link (42g)
:^)
>>7090026
She just wants you to lose weight fatass
>>7090177
They definitely don't. I was craving hotdogs the other day so I bought those Yves vegetarian hot dogs. It was the most disgusting experience in my life.
>>7091608
Op here, they do taste different, hard to describe. Imagine a rubbery tasteless hotdog.
>>7090556
What the fuck are you on about. Heating vegan hot dogs is in no way going to end up with something as carcinogenic as actual hot dogs.
Do you really think cancer is cased only because of hot food.
>>7091608
Man, don't buy Yves. Their ground round is all right if you're mixing it into other stuff, but everything else is terrible.
>>7091681
Tofurkey has really stepped up their game. I had some of their cracked black pepper lunch meat recently, and it was tasty as fuck. I guess they got tired of being the butt of a shitty stereotype.
>>7091414
this. or move out.
She knew what she was doing.
>>7090566
dont worry about it at all. I moved home at 24 after 6 years of living with various girls in various cities. Now in $7000 CC debt, I have no shame in asking for food. I love my mom and she loves me. And I love living at home. I don't spend much time inside anyways. I go to work, I go out, I travel a lot. (which is why I spend so much money)
But hey, your only young once. Have fun. The world is falling apart anyways, rack up debt if you can!
>>7091374
Do you use nitrites? If not, you shouldn't worry that much
>>7091619
That's not the worst of it for me. There is a flavor.. and it tastes like the way many hospitals smell (bandages/medicine). Hated it.
>>7091700
Tofurky is pretty legit and one of the better soy-meat brands. They do have a funny name though and are probably one of the most famous so it's understandable everyone makes fun of them
>>7090026
Lightlife is pretty bad though. Tofu pups are okay and I think Tofurky has the best soy dogs. Be careful, vegan hot dogs do a really weird thing when they spoil. One day you open up the package and there's just slime everywhere. I've never seen anything like it.
>>7092721
>One day you open up the package and there's just slime everywhere. I've never seen anything like it.
Real hotdogs?
>>7092683
This is terrible advice. The world has never even once fallen apart, don't be a slave.
>>7092733
Im not a slave. that is why I do whatever the fuck I want. Debt will be paid. Done from 14k since March. If you can live the way i do, I suggest you do.
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>>7092742
>hot knifing
gross. I'll vape the real way using a machine I bought with money I earned instead of borrowed.
You are a slave, you work for someone else's money, you could have a much better lifestyle if you worked for yourself instead of for the interest payments on your previous fun.
>>7092768
I am still having fun though. Every single night. You sound upset. Don't be. I will live my life. I travel once a month. If I wanted to pay off my debt, I could. I just don't care too. I like they way I live and I sleep very fucking well at night.
>>7090026
Nice bait. She probably thought they were just normal hot dogs, but healthier.
>>7092792
You seriously sound like you are justifying your life to yourself, not to that anon.
Get well soon ;^)
>>7092805
i wish i could live like that. I had a kid too young though.....so I understand him. I lived like that, best days of my life. You should rent a fast car sometime too.
>>7092768
oh hey, i have the V-Tower
>>7092792
Are you that retarded redneck with the broken motorcycle?
>>7093195
>>7092810
I have no interest in cars or how fast they go. That isn't the least bit fun for me. I've been living as a "bachelor" for around 8 years. I just like to stay home and cook, play games and instruments. I just want someone here to do those things with. Been doing this alone for too long. Sure I get visitors, but that isn't what I mean.
>bawwfag
>>7093203
Nope. Not that guy.
