How's about a wifey material / food cringe thread?
Saw this hot mess on my news feed.
I hope Stu's family knows this is where he is now
>>7087134
I knew he was too much into pot. Sad really. Drugs ruin another pperson's life
>>7087176
what's wrong with this?
>>7087189
its fucking burned
>>7087189
nothing, he's shitposting
>>7087196
no, its not.
I don't know who Stu was but I doubt he deserved this.
>>7087120
>wifey material
LOL WHITE WOMEN RIGHT?
>cringe
Fuck off back to reddit
>>7087330
I'm sure duskamoor women are equally incompetent
>>7087319
>west side ryes
>popping caps in ryes
my sides
>>7087319
>mayo
Truly disgusting.
I have a folder of these things....
>>7087747
>>7087751
whoops i should drop the namefag, remembered that not all of these are wife material things, but food cringe in general.
>>7087319
>still has to earn his bacon
Oh my fuck
>>7087751
The caption always gets me
>bout to go in on these hoes
>calling nachos "hoes"
>>7087751
That looks like someone shat on a plate of doritos
>>7087757
>>7087825
>>7087825
ouch... so close...
>>7087819
dont judge this person. if you ever find yourself completely dirt poor you start doing things like this just for the psychological boost of eating something with variety
>>7087835
>>7087849
>>7087751
wtf is that grey shit
>>7087851
>>7087777
No. Women get told their entire life, by everyone, that they're awesome and special and can do no wrong, ever. So they literally think this shit is good.
>>7087120
>stu
>stuart
>stuart McKenzie
>>7087864
>>7087955
I'd eat that any day of the week.
>>7087196
Maybe slightly over but that is not burned
>>7087825
While the shape is obviously bad, no reason to think that would taste bad. When I homemake my pizza I never bother with circles
>>7087835
>#paleo
wot
>Pasta two ways
>naming your dish like it's a high end restaurant
top lol
I love my girl, but holy shit, everything she makes pretty much looks like this shit. I tell her straight up, you suck at cooking, and it hurts her feelings. Oh well.
She will say, "I'm gonna make you something special!" And I'm like oh fuck me. She will literally take two dishes that I already prepared and mix that shit together, cover it in rooster and then serve it to me. Once she mixed a cream sauce pasta I made with chili, covered it in rooster, and served it to me with chips. Fucking disgusting. I didn't eat it.
>>7087967
Of course you would you fat American fuck
>>7087955
comfy
>>7087330
I'm sure your shitty husband loves your garbage food.
>>7088007
iktf
My girl literally only knows how to make stews. "Asian" stews. Basically she just puts a bunch of veggies together (doesn't braze or anything, ever) and then cooks it all to fuck with coconut milk and ginger. It's edible though, so not that bad.
>>7087791
>not enjoying some 'hos
smdh tbqh familia
Fucking shit. You know these bitches are pulling hot guys too..why even live?
>>7088042
>hot guys
r u a girl
>>7088047
yes, what gave it away?
>>7088049
swank-n-grind on my dikk while u cook pls
>>7087835
This has to be ironic, all these hashtags are so wrong.
>>7087955
Not terrible desu. Far from good, but it's not an embarrassment like most else in this thread.
>>7088113
>>7088007
>tfw your gf can only cook 3-4 things
>she's self aware
>apologizes for cooking the same thing over and over again
>apologizes if she tries something new
I offer to cook too, but she insists. Odd because she actually works longer hours than me - but does get home earlier.
>>7088007
>Once she mixed a cream sauce pasta I made with chili, covered it in rooster, and served it to me with chips.
that sounds really really good
>>7088113
i think you've just stumbled on the sad secret behind these threads anon
like everything posted is taking the piss
>>7087747
Wtf you put the cheese on before you toast it
>>7088162
>>7088172
>that fucking scallop
Looks like a goddamn marshmallow
>>7087864
>raw broccoli
wtf
>>7088172
>>7087791
>Calling doritos and barf 'nachos'
>>7088166
>slow cooked teryaki
>slow cooking a dish that's supposed to be grilled quickly on high heat
I was sick with in January and I had diarrhea that looked like that.
>>7087851
This literally looks like shit
>>7087851
reminds me of that subway comic with furries shitting on a loaf
>>7087955
large portion but not a shitty meal. would like some broccoli with it though.
>>7087757
Smoked oysters and tostitos, a little weird. Add cheese and I'm fuckin outta there
>>7088121
poor guy
>"I... I love dinner honey... it's... it's very good. I... I like how the cucumbers add a nice crunch... and ah, uh.. a coolness. thank you honey"
>>7087777
>oh lordy
Hi jesus
>>7088189
>>7088189
actually said "hunh" out loud like "oh well, guess that's what I have to eat" I was dissapointed just looking at it
>>7088232
>>7088232
What is that, a slice of ham?
>>7088293
raw chicken breast
>>7088270
>>7087757
That looks good fuck
>>7088308
Then you realize it was probably microwaved.
>>7088270
bodyhorror/10
>>7088303
>>7088166
It looks like he is literally cooking liquid shit.
>>7088341
I can only identify two things on that plate, I think.
>>7088341
peas, apple sauce, and a glass of milk. Is she cooking for her man or a fucking baby?
>>7088432
Meat looks edible, making her better than everyone else in this thread.
>>7088432
haha kids meal plz
>>7088432
Hey hey now, applesauce is fucking delicious.
>>7087844
Amen
>>7088212
I think that literally is shit.
>>7088377
>>7088506
>>7088506
Thats not pizza....
I think what fucking depresses me the most is that these women actually think they're doing SO FUCKING GOOD for putting forth the absolute bare minimum effort for their husbands/boyfriends.
They didn't even take the time to youtube the dish they are fucking murdering before they toss it all in the microwave and set to 'death'.
I can cook better than that and I taught myself how to cook through /ck/, youtube, and google.
fuck. I'd be ashamed to tie my name to these atrocities and I'm a guy! Modern women truly are unworthy of marriage.
>>7088511
well, now we know what she does when she runs out of tampons.
>>7088520
TAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH BAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHHA
>>7088517
I knew a girl who's idea of home cooking was nothing more than
Step 1) Cook an entire box of pasta
Step 2) Cook and cut up chicken onto the pasta
Step 3) Cover in cream of mushroom soup
Great woman, terrible cook. Just doesn't get any more midwest WASP than that.
>>7088527
My mom was kinda similar. Her expertise was hamburger helper and rice-a-roni with a chicken breast and maybe some corn.
>>7087319
amazing
>>7088527
don't blame it on 'midwest wasp'
I swear when the fuck did /ck/ become /bizarroPol/? Fucks sake man at least 3 times in this thread I've heard some variation of 'white women' .. fuck off. Black women are some of the most horrible cooks I've seen, and american mexican women come in a close second. I'd say the same about asians, but they still retain some of their family cooking ability; so unless you hate fish, rice, and noodles, those bitches will keep you happy. White women can be bad too, but they're either as bad, or better than, the rest. take your fucking cultural marxist shilling elswhere.
>>7088432
Thay plate is so fucking disgusting, the food is fine but jesus wet get rid of that plate
>>7088377
I've seen this pic a couple times, but I never noticed that she put canned spaghetti on top of plain spaghetti.
>>7088537
Dude, I'm white, and I grew up in the middle of corn country. Shit just is as it is, this isn't racist shit, it's just how things happen.
>>7088551
Why do Americans have such ugly plates?
>>7088537
Only good female cooks I knew was my great-grandmother(RIP Maw-Maw) and great aunt.
>>7088551
what in the actual fuck is at the bottom of that plate... is that a raw chicken breast?
>>7088571
American """""cheese"""""
>>7088573
>hating on American Dairy-like Cheez Condiment Product for Human Consumption (TM)
>>7087849
This could probably pass as some whitey does Mexican food shit, I'd at least try it probably.
>>7088571
>>7088568
Assuming it's actually vegan, probably some puddle of condiments- most likely to be a mix of mayo and ketchup
>>7088579
wow... is that canned spaghetti on a flour tortilla?
is that supposed to be pizza? fuck's sake. i bet she's thinking 'margherita pizza ain't so hard nigga'
also, I hate to say it, but >>7088573 I fucking love EZ cheeze on ritz crackers. It's a guilty pleasure that I wish I could create on my own just to get rid of the processed gunk that's in it.
>>7088564
>The state of >(You)
wew lad
>>7088579
>>7088571
this has to be ironic
>>7088608
most of this shit is ironic
>>7088604
What the hell is that on the left of the macaroni beside the bread
>>7088639
Probably Rice-a-roni
>>7088219
It's not furries, it's Hunter from Spyro.
>>7088639
I'm thinking egg, meaning this meal consists of egg, pasta, rice, potatoes and bread.
>>7088585
> mayo
> vegan
Uh
>>7088506
holy fuck I'm fucking dying
>>7088639
It looks like a giant wad of garlic butter
holy fuck, these must be jokes or something, no one can be that stupid.
>>7088604
I came from a household where everything was pre-frozen or from a box. Weenies and potatoes and the like were common meals. Growing up I began making a serious effort to learn to cook well.
My fiance works too hard for his son and I to come home to some kraft singles slapped over shit & noodles. I made chicken with a mushroom cream sauce tonight, and even as a first attempt it was leagues ahead of this stuff. Even if it is ironic...just...holy shit.
I dislike >btw im a grill posts, but, underneath my laughter is a frown.
>>7088341
is that a lobster tail...in beans? with a burnt steak, muscles and something entirely unidentifiable.
>>7088665
>his son and I
Reverse kekold? lmao I bet you're fat
>>7088565
>insulting muh Hamtaro
>>7088665
>Underneath my smile is a frown
Kek you sound like a total faggot. I wouldn't cook shit for you, and by that I mean I would probably cook literal shit for you instead of anything palatable. Retard.
>>7088590
>I was on a bus and it was the middle of the night, and I had a box of crackers and a can of easy cheese. But it was the middle of the night, so I could not see how much easy cheese I was applying to each cracker. So each bite into the cracker was a surprise as to how much easy cheese I had applied, which makes me believe that they should have a glow in the dark version of easy cheese. It’s not like the product has any integrity to begin with. If you buy a room temperature cheese that you squeeze out of a can, you probably won’t get mad cuz it glows in the dark too.
>>7088665
>underneath my laughter is a frown.
>le I'm not like the other girls face
>>7088687
>If you buy a room temperature cheese that you squeeze out of a can, you probably won’t get mad cuz it glows in the dark too.
I think whoever wrote this is giving stupid people too much credit.
>>7087819
>#cooksuck
>>7088661
>>7088549
what the fuck
>>7087816
I've eaten those and they were fucking awesome senpai
>>7088708
>>7088721
who is da girl
>>7088731
hey
>>7088722
>>7088377
I'd smack that garbage out of her hands.
>>7088520
She puts catchup on it?
>>7088703
It's mitch hedberg. May he R.I.P in piece.
>>7087825
>>7088864
>>7088722
Corn, not even once
>>7088864
>>7088121
This is supposed to be a satire of British cuisine, right?
>>7088293
It's what passes for bacon in the UK
>>7088929
American """"bacon"""" product is call Streaky Bacon in the UK, and generally considered low quality
>>7088921
>>7088936
You go ahead and eat your undercooked slices of ham while we enjoy the salty fatty goodness of bacon.
>>7088957
>undercooked
wew
>>7087120
Some of these pics, they can't be real can they?
>>7088166
>slow cooked rice
fucking why
>>7088943
>>7088978
>>7088571
it took me like five minutes to figure out how fucked up this
>>7088984
>>7088984
Sure it ain't fine dining, but I'd probably eat that.
>>7088995
>those string beans
This image actually made me feel ill.
>>7088564
Kill your fucking self holy shit. Pointing out the flaws of your own race doesn't make you a fucking self hater. 10/10 asshole I'm fucking pissed.
>>7088995
Looking at that steak makes my soul hurt.
>>7088604
I put some carbs in yo' carb so you can carb up while you carb up
>>7088641
absolutely radical! cutting-edge cuisine right there
plating could use a bit of work, but I love the simplicity and the use of negative space, as well as the contrast between the angular shapes of the (blue) jelly and the curvilinear (blue) floral motif on the plate
>>7088716
why did you label mussels as crab?
green are collard greens
i think the ??? is some kind of chicken
>>7089006
#oldskoolmemes
>>7088978
>Using Cheerios as breadcrumbs
>>7087955
I make my boyfriend stuff like this when we're broke bc he's a skellington and will happily eat anything. Wouldn't post it on social media though wtf
>>7088511
This is fucking beautiful.
>>7089056
>boyfriend
>girl
Hi.
>>7088527
That just needs some veg and a cheese layer and it's a legit pasta bake.
>>7088506
I just now noticed that the tortilla isn't folded up and filled with something - it just contracted and bent that way in the oven
>>7088564
Kill you are self false flag Jew fuck
>>7088984
>no salt added
because we're health conscious.
>>7087330
Vagoo hurt
>>7088571
My bf is a very able cook who has made some really yummy, varied things in the past but sometimes he makes and eats this exact thing. I don't understand it.
>>7089212
>bf
>Girl
Hi
>>7087851
Looks like a miscarriage.
>>7088432
This one doesn't belong in this thread. The threads for abominations, that's both visually and ediblly passable.
>>7088921
Despite the appearance, that'd be edible.
>>7088565
that's fucking hamtaro you fucking retard you better wash your disgusting mouth before talking shit on hamtaro you piece of retarded shit I hope you fucking die of aids fuccboi you're going down
>pot of stu
>>7088722
>i know how to keep my man
by weakening him with malnutrition and psychological torture so he is incapable of resisting you?
I cringe with you, fellow anons.
But what is wrong with people? I don't mean the dishes, I mean the whole wifey material.
I can cook rather well, and my wife (if I ever marry) or my gf is never going to be chosen by her cooking skills. Even if I couldn't cook, I wouldn't say "too bad she can't cook, gotta dump her".
Hopefully Husband material is not fixing a boiler or something like that, because I know shit.
>>7089307
It's a reaction to third qave feminism that women are trying to fill traditional gender roles. Only they suck at it, so they just create this shit meals and pretend that makes them wife material. Just like modern 'manliness' is entirely based on outward vanity.
>>7088943
Why's she show us the meal after eating it? makes no sense.
>>7088270
>>7087835
>al kraft
![Mitch+hedberg+_8caa5072d1b8432c2a5996d4aecf4a82[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZADY5Ng.jpg "Mitch+hedberg+_8caa5072d1b8432c2a5996d4aecf4a82[1].jpg")
>>7088909
i drop a mitch line once a day on average.
i'm not sure i've ever said 'documents' correctly when talking with my father, who is also a big fan.
i'm glad i got to see him before he died.
>i've got so much tartar i don't have to dip my fishsticks in shit
>...
>...
>...
>...
>that's actually pretty gross
>after that joke i like to clarify that i was just joking.
>>7087825
It's not nice to mock disabled pizza, guys. This isn't /b/.
>>7088432
But men are babies, anon.
Also
>having milk with your dinner
What kind of beast does this?
>>7087851
>"He'll always be a part of me if I eat clumps of my hair and shit it out onto a piece of bread and feed it to him".
Really though, what the hell is that?
>>7089262
wew lad
>>7089398
I honestly think those might be meatballs
WHY ARE SO MANY OF THESE FOODS SERVED ON EITHER PAPER PLATES OR GARISHLY COLOURED PLATES? IS THIS AN AMERICAN THING?
>>7088551
Is that a mug of honey and jizz?
>>7089429
Poor people thing. Only plates you can get at the dollar store.
>>7089429
You can throw paper plates away, saves on doing the dishes
#easy #thuglife
>>7088957
Don't worry, we can see that you do.
>>7088995
"Mac n Cheese".
Yeah, that isn't macaroni and I'm sure that isn't cheese either.
>>7089453
American cheese, American Macaroni
>>7088999
Nice trips.
After this thread I am on the verge of telling my GF that she is a godlike cook because she cooks average meals. Fuck me.
>>7089464
This thread is not the norm, it is not the average. Most people can do better than this, hell,most teenagers can do better than this.
>>7087319
is this a real thing like the autistic sonic comics?
>>7089471
The bad thing is that I think this actually is the average. My opinion is based on personal experiences and threads like this.
>>7089476
It's parody
>>7089477
>hurr durr my opinion must be fact
You are probably just poor.
If this was the norm, restaurants would serve shit like this too.
>>7089488
It's not the norm. What this thread shows is what happens when children are raised by parents who cannot cook, therefore learn no skills themselves. I learned 80% of my cooking just by being around my mother when she cooked, it just passively absorbed into me
>>7088172
what is the bacon scallop doing there?
those poor steaks
why the crab leg?
green corn? isn't that supposed to be yellow when its ripe to eat?
A muffin on a dinner plate? this baffles me the most
>>7089488
Can you read ? You probably must be a retard because your reading comprehension is just bad.
>I think this actually is the average
>stating my opinion, never ever saying it's a fact
>>7088511
How can meatless meatloaf exists?
So just a normal loaf?
>>7089503
That's not an opinion, you made a conjecture.
>Americans are awake, time to leave /ck/...
>>7088722
>I know how to keep my man
She better be talking blowjobs
>>7088571
This makes me crave cheez whiz hnnngg
>>7088172
>muffin
>>7088341
Out of all these this is the strangest. Why on earth would you spend all that money on a lobster just to make that?
>>7089519
soda cracker nachos
>>7089532
this is how I usually make them
>>7089490
I grew up with shit parents, so did my roommate. We taught ourselves around 17/18. People who can't cook are losers and in the minority. It's such a simple and important skill, absolutely pathetic that some people are unable to do it.
Im not saying they're right, but don't tell me you guys expect people to actually make their pasta, cheese, and breads from scratch for each meal. I know you dont do it.
>>7089554
No one is suggesting that. What they're saying is that mac n cheese, spaghetti, bread, baked beans etc. shouldn't be on the same plate
>>7089554
how the fuck you got that from this thread i do not know
>>7087757
Fuck the food, that table is dirty AS FUCK.
>>7089554
Actually I make pasta from scratch once a month and bread every two weeks. It's not for every meal but it's delicious while it lasts.
>>7089554
All im saying is dont boil noodles and slap some Kraft singles on it and call yourself a chef.
>>7088995
>and I'm single
Yeah, I wonder why.
This thread just made me really sad. We're all going to die alone.
>>7089625
nothing really wrong with that, obviously didnt come out how she wanted but its probably just a bit bland
>>7087120
I know this is not /r9k/ but acne-kuns cooking videos are a mixture of cringe and comfy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n8vEnDQcRw
You guys should check out Dimly Lit Meals for One
I haven't been on it for a while but I remember some hearty keks were had
Also you can just tell the guy running it is a regular on /r9k/
http://dimlylitmealsforone.tumblr.com/
>>7089532
>>7087176
That looks FUCKING RAW
>>7089891
hey don't dog soda cracker nachos. When you're poor you make due how you can. One of my favorites as a kid was mayo on soda crackers.
yeah, just mayo. we were very poor.
I still eat them every once in a while, and reminisce about how my father would beat me for the slightest offense. He's probably why I made the decision not to have children.
>>7088270
bury_the_body.jpg
>>7089048
White dishes and black dishes are the only acceptable dish colors
>>7088571
Okay /ck/ you are going to have to help me: What is the yellow substance in this picture?
>>7087835
>vegan
I'm pretty sure the food has some nonvegan stuff in it
>>7090007
Probably this amerilard """""cheese"""""
>>7088520
Lmao my thoughts exactly. Thanks for the chuckle based anon
>>7088921
those kinda look like tapas, no? I mean, really shitty, soggy tapas, but still, not as awful as others here.
