I've only got a couple.
:^)
That's all I got.
>>7080701
trolled softly
>>7080704
Don't think it has a name, it's from Hannibal
Human tigh wrapped in bacon and lotus leaf baked in clay
>>7080765
I wonder what human meat tastes like.
>>7080778
like pork
>>7080737
so proud of noodle
>>7080737
>ramen_noodles
That's Chinese pulled noodles you fucking pleb triggered/10
>>7080722
m fucking fw she adds milk
>>7080709
FFS, why?
>>7080705
fake
>>7080985
thanks dr. obvio, what gave it away? was it the everything part?
>>7080701
Why does he construct that shit with clay?
What the fuck Lecter?
>>7080710
that was horrid
>>7080705
watching shrimp getting shot out of a tube is strangely satisfying
>>7081084
Don't ruin this thread /pol/
You don't have to ruin every thread
>>7081244
Slurs are lazy and usually target specific traits (skin). 'White people are the worst' is very nebulous and offends nobody.
>>7081256
don't engage, just let the post be and they'll leave the board eventually hopefully
>>7080888
ramen are pulled noodles
Do you have one in your kitchen?
>>7081430
Is that blood at the end?
>>7080709
Looks like somebody came in the water.
>>7081430
Don't need one because I haven't cut my hands in over 10 years
>>7081430
if you really wanna be safe, you can get full chainmail.
>>7081444
No, it's some blemish on the carrot. You can see it at the start.
>>7081430
No, because if I'm cutting something thin enough to worry about cutting my fingers, I'm using a mandoline, and if I'm using a mandoline, I'm using the guard with it.
>>7080735
The chinamen work so hard to give me my food and make me happy. Thank you chinamen!
>>7081430
thanks for the triggering
>>7080735
It's so hard to make good Chinese restaurant food at home without those super high BTU burners.
>>7080731
used to work with a pakistani dishwasher who would make naan on the flat top like this, it was actually really good for not being tandoori
>>7081469
on second look I realized his fucking apron is chainmail as well. This man is no filthy cook hes a knight.
>>7081515
no it's not you just need to know the right steps and recipes
>>7080710
Source?
>>7081256
>offends nobody.
Yes it fucking does.
>>7081482
someone needs to post the picture of the 4chan post about slicing skin from the fingertips all the way to the elbow using a mandoline
>>7081628
>>7081362
Japanese ramen is cut, not pulled.
>>7081701
"Ramen (/ˈrɑːmən/) (ラーメン rāmen?, IPA: [ɽäꜜːmeɴ]) is a Japanese noodle soup dish. It consists of Chinese-style wheat noodles served in a meat- or (occasionally) fish-based broth, often flavored with soy sauce or miso, and uses toppings such as sliced pork (チャーシュー chāshū?), dried seaweed (海苔 nori?), kamaboko, and green onions."
"One hypothesis and probably the most credible is that "ramen" is the Japanese pronunciation of the Chinese: 拉麺 (lamian), meaning "hand-pulled noodles.""
"By 1900, restaurants serving Chinese cuisine from Canton and Shanghai offered a simple ramen dish of noodles (cut rather than hand pulled), a few toppings, and a broth flavored with salt and pork bones."
So apparently Ramen is only cut in Chinese restaurants that serve SIMPLE ramen.
>>7081628
KEK!!!!!!!!
didn't see that one coming....
>>7081712
>>7081712
Ramen is a JAPANESE noodle. While yes, the noodle soup dish has Chinese roots and was originally from China, it's evolved to be authentically Japanese in the way it's prepared and the flavors that cater to a more Japanese palate.
The way RAMEN noodles in Japan are made are also especially different from the LAMIEN noodles are made in China, since ramen uses kansui, a mineral water in Japan making the flour turn yellow and more firm than the Chinese lamien noodle which is a lot softer and can be stretched and pulled.
Gotta do more than a 2 minute Wiki research, guy
>>7081742
I didn't though. All 3 of those are from different websites. I also read the kansui part, but it never said anything about making them harder and not possible to pull.
>>7080979
literally better than nog morsels and i'm mex
>>7081801
Although I have no idea what properly butchered human meat would look like, I'm inclined to agree. I'm guessing they just used pork because it makes an easy prop.
>>7081712
Sometimes I wonder why I even browse this board when I'm constantly shown that its full of cooking plebs.
Ramen originates from Chinese la mian. The Chinese pull theirs and the Japanese cut theirs. Both noodles are made with some fort of alkaline in them which helps to gelatinize the starches to give it the ramen texture.
>>7081816
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/29/what-does-human-taste-like_n_5233724.html
apparently pork or veal is the general consensus
Does this happen often?
>>7081818
Yeah, I've heard that cannibals in Papua New Guinea refer to human as "long pork" due to its taste, but that doesn't necessarily indicate its appearance. I've seen muscles during surgery while in an operating room and they're much redder than pork, but that might just be from the blood.
Finally I have an excuse to post this.
>>7081844
Shit, that was pretty neat.
>>7081841
Most human muscles resemble beef in their redness. Not sure why. Smells a bit like it too, but I'm not arguing with those who tried it.
>>7080728
what is that
>>7080979
She's not even white
>>7081628
I've seen this movie like 50 times and I don't remember this scene at all.
>>7081936
>>7081939
Not alive.
>>7081838
Jesus Christ, nips truly are barbaric.
>>7081939
Someone needs to photoshop wojack onto either her face or the chef's.
>>7082060
already dead dont even got its head on
>>7081847
NOOOO
>>7081941
are you sober
>>7080737
Ramen is Japanese for Pulled noodles. Ra = pulled, men = noodle.
ramen noodles makes no sense.
>>7082099
NOT ALIVE
Anyone got the webm of the Japanese brick shaped omelette?
>>7081939
>>7081936
>>7081838
Just for the goddamn record none of these are alive. I cant remember all the specifics its the nerves left in the body reacting to either the heat or the cold forcing the muscles to react. Nothing is suffering here. and gooks are more humane than most westerners anyday.
>>7080701
I cant remember the guys name, but I watched a youtube vid of a guy de-boning a chicken and making it look easy, he was a old dude with curly grey hair.
anyone have a webm of it?
>>7081628
Welp, thanks. Was about to ask who that qt3.14 is... Not as interested anymore.
>>7080735
Give this man a gold medal.
>>7082131
>>7082147
>>7082146
>>7082141
>>7082127
>>7082126
Looks like angry philip morris programmer guy is drunk in the morning again
>>7082191
wut
>>7081742
Ramen is NOT a Japanese noodle at all you filthy weeaboo.
>>7081619
shut up gweilo
>>7080709
How do they come up with this shit
>>7080722
why add the chips? you could've made that into a decent dip if you layered some guac and refried beans into it.
Chip loaf is out there, man, idk..
>>7080737
Long Noodle = Long Life!
>>7082125
Jacques Pepin?
Post videos, I'll make webms.
>>7081844
http://pesfilm.com/
>>7082116
>that looping gif
fuck you, i was waiting for the cat to jump
>>7083069
>cat
>>7081152
Lecter is, and always was, aspiring towards being an intellectual. As such, he constantly slipped into superficial over-sophistication and over-complication of what would otherwise be simple matters. Admittedly, he also presented a genuine enjoyment of that complication, and he was an enjoyable character, so... live and let live, I suppose.
Oh right, whoops, haha.
>>7083022
love me some razor clams
>>7082861
Fuck off, gook.
>>7081904
Pretentious dining
>>7083125
Are you enjoying your stay here, newfriend?
>>7080731
Imagine how mind numbingly boring it must be to do that for hours on end every day
>>7081847
Dafuq I'm looking at?
>>7083321
faggot
>>7081844
that was cool
>>7081939
>>7081556
>the right steps and recipes
Please tell me which recipes will give me wok hei without a super high BTU burner.
These always go down well.
>>7083502
That's not typical, is it?
I always imagined it was more like a bunch of 4 foot tall guatemalans in clear plastic jackets, hacking away with cheap knives
>>7083502
>ywn throw a toddler into the arms of that machine
why even live
>>7083521
Someone had to build & program that robot you schlub.
Broke my fucking ffmpeg build trying to compile it with subtitle support in order to convert a tamagoyaki video, so have some eigo tamago instead.
>>7083634
>that giant chunk of butter for like 3 eggs
what the fuck
>>7083659
>Giant
wut
>3 eggs
Look at the size of the yolks. Look at the amount of white. Those are big eggs.
>>7083659
That's not really that much butter, and anyway, that's what makes it taste good.
>>7080979
>white
>her
Swing and a miss.
>>7080722
>Those fucking trashy nails
>A metric tonne of american pre-grated shit tier 'cheese'
>Dollop of cream on what is essentially a slab of burnt cheese and doritos.
American cuisine.
>>7083579
>someone
>one
>>7080778
Veal, according to man that conducted a study and tried it himself.
He described its cooked color being more a grey like say beef can attain, and the flavor as that like veal, with a stringierness
>>7081430
I have a pair for when I use my mandolin, much easier than the useless handgaurd.
>>7081838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcY-ULGSA88
>>7081844
what's the christmas bulb supposed to represent?
>>7083875
Peppers you dongus.
>>7083849
Fuck me, beer snacks on the moon are pretty involved.
>>7083894
Yep, there's a reason those nipnongs have a bunch of Michelin stared restaurants.
>>7080731
Skill Level: Asian
>>7083634
ilu gordon but that looks like shit family
>>7083903
white phosphorus/10
>>7081815
Human meat is remarkably similar to pork in texture, taste, and smell.
If you go to a house fire when people were trapped inside, or a car fire with people trapped inside, you'll catch a whiff of what smells like pork hot dogs cooking.
It's not pork hot dogs cooking that you're smelling though...
>>7084341
looks gud
>>7081844
>the chip cracking in half at the end
Lost it hard.
>>7080717
I hate filming like this that makes it impossible to actually follow what is happening. Even at the end I can't tell what the fuck happened.
>>7084348
Fucking unappetizing.
Reminds me of those videos of people popping those giant pus-filled wounds.
>>7082872
Fuck yeah.
>>7083347
an accident waiting to happen
>>7084391
What is this? Coffee?
>>7080722
>maybe it'll be okay
>the reveal
>>7081692
Man I feel like you and I would have a lot to talk about but only because of some shit I saw on /f/ in 2008
>>7083934
I was wondering where someone in my family got that recipe. It tastes amazing, you should try it yourself.
It's hard not to over cook the eggs.
>>7084821
Yes, Turkish or Arabic coffee, I can't tell which one.
>>7080710
I'm gonna be honest, I have no idea how to open a coconut using only kitchen tools. I usually use a hammer and a flathead screwdriver.
>>7084484
Looks like pretty good party food. I think you're confusing intentional gimmick with autistic 4chan speak friend-o.
>>7081939
Why does this always get deleted?
>>7084864
I've probably seen it too my man. I miss old /f/
>>7084935
Probably got reported by too many butthurt PETA supporters.
>>7084391
imaginne putting your hand deep in that sand
>>7084935
because dumb frog poster
>>7083521
Are you suggesting we should deliberately hinder our own technological advancement because MUH JOBS?
>>7084341
jesus you gringos how hard would it be to flip the dog parallel to the edge of the cheese?
>>7080728
god I hate this and I love haute cuisine
>>7085711
No you don't. You love the idea of haute cuisine. Once it doesn't align with your expectations anymore, you don't like it.
Protip: this means you don't like it. By definition.
Also sweet things are good. You probably are extra mad because it's dessert.
>>7085732
No I hate it because they're plating it on the fucking table
>>7085739
>all fine dining should be blue rare filet mignon steak, bitter black coffee like my soul, and islay single malt
You don't even know what fine dining is
>>7085744
I didn't say any of that, but I hate that they're playing it on the table
what, I have to like everything that every restaurant does? nah man, you're the guy who is holding up fine dining as this far away ultra-deluxe experience
>>7085751
>I hate that it's dessert and that it's playful like childish finger painting, I'm an adult and I don't eat dessert, or do childish things like enjoy painting on a white surface
You dropped your fedora over there little buddy.
Maybe you'd be happier at Ruth's Chris.
>>7084989
I'm suggesting universal basic income.
>>7081152
it forms what is essentially a steam oven
good method for tough stringy meat as the collagen can cook for however long is needed without the meat becoming overly dry
>>7085755
what are you even saying
ok here, ill simplify it for you
I like dessert, I don't like that it's plated on the table. Respond.
>>7081838
no. usually the fish's spinal chord is blown out with compressed air or mushed with a piece of wire, so this can't happen
>>7082097
no one wants to know about your sex life, m8
>>7084341
TURN THE FUCKING DOG
>>7084977
*dick
>>7086750
Is the inner part of the egg even cooked?
>>7080735
Looks like OP's mom's order is just about ready. Now where's the sriracha?
>>7084407
Lmao dude sucks at making pretzels
>>7086810
>>7083069
>cat
>>7086758
have you ever eaten soft boiled egg ? is basicly that
>>7085732
>No you don't. You love the idea of haute cuisine. Once it doesn't align with your expectations anymore, you don't like it.
>Protip: this means you don't like it. By definition.
wut, that does not follow at all
>>7087419
I HAD ALWAYS WONDERED
>>7081430
OH MY GOD. i literally shivered at that.
>>7081430
They should make turtleneck sweaters out of that material and give them to aid workers in the middle east
>>7085755
>Ruth's Chris
>fine dining
Ruth's Chris is basically a more expensive Fridays.
>>7087637
i think that's what he was implying dude.
>>7080710
That was genuinely scary. I was waiting for a finger to pop off.
>>7081742
Lol mineral content in dough has been shown again and again to not make a difference. Just look at nyc pizza. People claim the water with high mineral content makes the dough different, making the pizza better. This has been shown to be pure horse shit.
>>7081838
Holy fuck that guy is cute. Obviously that fish has no head and is not alive, thus not suffering. But that guy is adorable.
>>7080728
How the fuck do you eat this
>>7082060
>bawwww
White people have no problem with disgusting CAFO abominations, but some already dead fish that had its head chopped off instantly triggers them. Amazing.
>>7087727
Like a dog trying to steal a scrap from the table.
>>7085755
dude, you're really butthurt about this, aren't you? Calm down
>>7083903
just chiming in to say I get it
>>7083507
imagine if one of the workers accidentally got picked up by that thing
>>7087770
How do you know xhe's white, Tyrese?
>>7086929
If this is the same video I watched on Youtube, he proceeds to pour a hot gravy over the opened egg. No idea what kind, but it honestly looked like typical beef gravy.
Jamie Oliver and onions
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1447896790751.webm
>>7088508
And Gordon Ramsay's take on pancakes
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1447911083507.webm
>>7084367
Sexy old men.
>>7080709
that will be 5600 yen
>>7088521
I remember you... Good taste of another sort.
>>7080701
I will never tire of Hannibal cooking.
>>7088387
demi glace, probably with some ketchup mixed in
>>7080722
>Let's pour tons of shit from a can into a container and cook it!
My god... can't you Americans even grate your own cheese or chop your own olives?
>>7081847
I kept expecting blood.
>>7080728
Is this Alinea?
>>7088663
Yeah.
>>7085732
That's like saying somebody doesn't like fine art because he doesn't enjoy Pollock's work.
>>7087419
why is it mirrored?
>>7080737
I wanna learn how to make these at home, seems really fun
>>7081838
Pretty sure this rarely happens but holy fuck
>>7080731
fuck yeah Thailand
>>7090453
สวัสดีครับ
>>7088594
I'll compliment the sexy old cheese man, whenever I see that webm.
mfw I just made and served 14 pizzas, now I gotta clean my watch for flour.
>>7086750
Reminds me of a Portuguese man o' war.
>>7091399
How?
>>7086782
You. I like you.
>>7091461
Probably the shape and jelly-ness.
>>7083502
They way they move is oddly human. It's unsettling.
>>7080728
>mfw this is actually called art
>mfw those people paid a lot of money for that garbage
>>7091662
>yfw you have no reason to call it garbage or denounce it as 'not art' because you haven't tasted it and art doesn't have to be liked by everyone
