Shit you see on facebook thread.
Pic related, what the fuck is this
I don't know, it looks fucked up but it also looks pretty good.
you must be friends with some fat fucks
>>7067981
same. i don't really know what's going on, but at the same time, i want to eat it.
>>7067977
>what the fuck is this
looks like sausage, jalapenos and cheese that's been breaded and deep fried.
I f you couldn't figure tjis out you probably shouldn't express an opinion on food.
>tl;dr: You're fucking stupid.
>>7067996
l think there's some minced potato in there.
it's a gigantic tatertot stuffed with a hot dog, cheese, and jalapeno slies.
#wifeymaterial
OP Here, going to commence pic dump of same girl.
>>7068008
It looked normal up until the fucking spaghetti-O's
>>7068034
An old classic.
>>7068038
Last one. Not the same as
>>7068032
>>7068041
this
nothing about them is overwhelmingly offensive
if anything they make me kinda sad (paper plates, shit that obviously came cheap out of a can)
but whatever
>>7067977
It's breaded and deep fried mac and cheese, cheese sausage, jalapeno
Kinda want to make this now.
>>7068026
>needing to cut the chicken to check for doneness
Jesus Christ people. Get some actual silverware and plates instead of paper and plastic shit. Looks so white trash
>>7067977
ayy I have those plates
looks like either something a drunk asshole on your fb threw together or an edgelord making le epic meme food
>>7068028
>scones with sausages and bacon
>normal
famille, what the fuck are you chattin
It's two deep fried fish filets making a sandwich out of jakepenis, cheese, and cheese stuffed sausage. That's undercooked btw. Not raw, just...it looks like it's cold.
>>7069302
That's not a scone you fuckin gob.
>>7068029
>nothing but carbs and starches for a meal
I hate these modern liberated women
>>7068041
It's because they actually believe they are a good cook. They dont see it as shit food as every other sane person can see.
>>7067981
Looks like someone rolled macaroni and cheese around one of those awful smoke-crazy cheddarwurst things and some pickled jalapenos and then breaded and fried the whole mess. Even baked off my ass I wouldnt eat that, that bombastic artificial smoke flavor in those sausages makes me sick.
>tfw seen dozens of these threads and no one has ever posted any of the crap i post on facebook
>>7068008
>omlet
>>7069681
"islamics"
god damnit
"Chicken and waffles"
>>7071213
I don't see either of those things
>>7071252
Stroganoff maybe?
>>7067977
Looks pretty good except for the heavy amount of canned jalapenos.
>>7071252
beef noodle soup. red thing is a stewed tomato.
same person as >>7071279
>>7071252
Something similar to this happened to me. I'm pretty sure it's suppose to be beef stew but he added noodles, too many noodles, and it soaked up all the soup.
It happened to me the other day when I made chicken noodle soup.
>>7068008
>mylobolamustbehigh
Wut?
>>7067977
I love posting this.
>>7071264
?!?!?! what the fuck is that?!?!??!
>>7071327
30 or 40 cattle
>shit you see on facebook
>>7071338
What happened here? Did he boil hotdogs in grease and let the grease solidify?
>>7071343
At first I thought it was cornbread and then I was confused why it had crust.
>>7071362
Give my regards to that girl you're stalking that you will never ever have a chance with.
>>7071362
god this image is disgusting
What a shitty time to be alive. If it weren't for videogames, porn, and food I would just end it.
>>7067977
It's called "Diahrrea Fixins"
>>7071255
check'd
She probably can't tell which potatoes are good for cooking and doesn't bother to cook them thoroughly.
Source:
I did the same shit when I was learning to cook, only difference is I learned from my fuck ups
>>7071252
I got that from the olive garden one time. 3/10 at best
>>7071447
>wine with sushi
>>7071456
>RED wine with sushi
>>7071410
Feel free, faggot
>>7071345
Wut?
>>7071447
>nicesushi.jpg
>abortion of a roll
A regular shit that a Japanese sushi chef takes can be organised into something much nicer than that.
>>7071379
Cornbread here. I thought maybe it was but custard isn't popular here so I thought nah, cornbread.
>>7071410
It's a joke
My mother posted this to facebook a few weeks ago. you can see why I dislike her, she doesn't understand food. or humour.
>>7071724
She might as well've called you a fruit for even more punny goodness.
>>7071724
Ha. You fucking loser. Your mom is great
>>7071717
You dont know that
>>7071736
reverse image search
>>7071970
This looks like food from Boston's Market but with raw turkey.
>>7071973
>having a camera that dates your pictures
>not having a smartphone
I applaud to that photographer.
>>7071977
yeah but it's not
>>7071981
there are a bunch of them...shall I add more?
>>7071410
i'm with you. i want my gingerbread men swinging a huge gingerbread cock.
>>7071994
looks like thanksgiving dinner my sister cooks.
yeah, she can't cook for shit.
>>7072000
does this fucker have boxed mac and cheese with every meal?
>>7072044
seems that way....
>>7068001
I'll have a slies of jalapeno please
>>7071724
Are you 12? What the fuck?
>>7072056
this actually makes my mouth water... i love meatloaf and hominy. the cornbread just makes it. looks like something mom would make. comfort food.
>>7067977
Chicken Cordon Blew
>>7072404
But the peas are so sad
>>7072015
even the mushy green beans are greasy
>what the fuck is this
A stoner concoction, of course.
You guys don't know about stoner concoctions?
>>7072456
Those are garden fresh green beans my friend, most likely cooked with bacon grease OR salted pork fat..
>>7072470
Sad
>>7067977
>using faceshit
>having a faceshit account
>>7071255
Some of it's probably the fluorescent lighting, which does terrible things to food.
>>7071276
A stewed tomato should not be in beef noodle soup
>>7072515
The beans look like a little pile of chicken kidneys.
The ham looks like a bit of placenta.
The corn looks like it's been chewed before.
I dunno wtf is at the bottom. Tostones?
The potatoes might be decent, but judging from the rest of this disaster, they probably aren't.
>>7072514
poached chicken is pretty good with salad greens and a nice dressing.
sometimes you want something really light.
>>7072524
White beans and ham, garden creamed corn, fried green tomatoes, fried potatoes, welcome to the south fag this is golden here.
>>7072514
>White people
>>7068288
Aint nothing wrong with using paper plates and shit if you are lazy and don't have a dishwasher. Posting it on facebook is kinda trashy though famalam
>>7071724
>says mom dosn't understand humor
>discreatly called you a fag that jacks off to much on FB
based mom
>>7071977
>raw turkey
confrimed dumb ass white meat eater
>>7071724
This is fucking hilarious I love when parents do goofy shit like this
so elegantly served~
>>7072596
Yes
>>7071977
Thats clearly a City Ham and judging by the looks of it a Picnic Ham to boot. Picnic hams are pretty good but a lot of people have trouble carving them because of all the bones. Its a bit harder than a shank or butt portion.
I don't know.
>>7071349
im guessing cheddar sausage
>>7072534
On a related note-
>>7072463
this would actually be delicious if it wasn't for the ungodly amount of jelly
>>7072633
>thats not ice cream
>>7072479
is that quiche with ketchup?
looks bad todd
>>7072633
is that supposed to be a pizza?
>>7071279
The carrots from Birdseye frozen mixed veges always taste sweeter than the ones I make myself - why?
>>7071362
They better be GM free fair trade!
>>7068034
Is this an american thing? Are they eating scones with dinner?
>>7069604
>bombastic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W5pq4bIzIw
>>7069610
>limits security to friends only
>has no friends
>>7073180
try cooking your carrots in the microwave, Not even joking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgVYR_R8Jc
>>7072479
Jesus fuck, c'mon now... I'm not one of these meme faggots who think ketchup is the equivalent to goopy, red feces, but this is a joke. Eat the fucking quiche and throw on some salt and pepper if you like. Leave the gallons of ketchup off.
>>7072594
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE KETCHUP ON THINGS THAT HAVE NO BUSINESS BEING NEAR KETCUP?!?!
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Nothing triggers me more than ketchup ON the food. Put it beside and dip if you want, but on top? Jesus fucking wet
>>7073416
Ask ur mom
>>7071447
Looks better than any sushi I've ever made.
>>7073418
What?
>>7072470
>spoon handle in the mashed potatoes
This triggers me more than anything else in the thread.
>>7073654
If you're fat and you know it clap your hands
>>7072463
>pancake pb n j tacos
Would annihilate that with a tall glass of milk. Oh shit is that blackberry jam? I'd do a backflip for that, paper plate and all.
>>7071724
what a fitting post for this thread! the foodposters don't know how bad their food is and you don't know how BFTO you just got by MC mom
There's this guy on my FB that's obsessed with fancy food, but he's DIRT poor. It's weird to see El Buli or Robuchon recipes being made with dollar store food on paper plates... Somehow far sadder than if it was just regular poor person food.
>>7073738
That's not sad at all. That's someone taking a shit situation and trying to make something neat out of it. You sound like a faggot.
>>7072463
That looks fucking delicious you faggot.
>>7073738
You sound like the type of person who laughs at fat people trying to get better at the gym.
this looks really sad to me
>>7072520
Are those... are they on... OH GOD.
>>7072633
I just vomited in my mouth.
>>7073797
Even before I saw the filename I knew this was some weird Scandinavian shit.
>>7072515
>that corn
>>7072633
I literally retched.
>>7073740
>>7073785
You asked for it
>>7073848
Orange sherbert and lobster. Literally.
>>7073850
>ice cream mixed with seafood
>>7073848
>>7073850
>>7073856
>>7073850
>lobster and orange sherbert
What.
The Fuck.
>>7074214
Not the worst thing I've ever seen, at least it belies some form of basic culinary knowledge.
Don't understand the banana chips though.
>>7074217
*apple chips
>>7072015
What are those crunchy balls
>>7069709
Wow bro so you posted a rant on normiebook? Way to go man you are the change stay strong bro #nofear
>>7071724
Holy fuck if this is true you just got rekt small son
>>7069323
jakepenises are my favorite vegetable
>>7071994
Ugly, but looks like good eatin
>>7074231
probably hushpuppies
>>7072652
Lmao Louisiana here.
Fuck that. Who the hell.
>>7072463
>>7073856
e d i b l e
>>7071724
>>7071724
>mom makes her kid snax for free AND says hilarious stuff about it
>anon dislikes her
What is wrong with you?
>>7068029
>that one piece of broccoli tossed onto the pasta
it's healthy now
>>7073299
No water, no nothing?
Incredible.
I don't own a microwave, could this be done without a plastic film and instead, just a lid on a container? I would like to cook my vegetables for lunch at my work just like this in their microwave, but don't want to carry a roll of seran with me.
>>7068008
> Spanish omlet
yeah, sure
>>7072514
looks like it's mummified
The thing is with some of the food being posted, it doesn't look too bad. It doesn't look bad, but it doesn't look amazing. Which begs the question, why are people posting pictures of average looking meals?
>>7077406
is that a turtle shell and ranch dip?
"Good breakfast for my man"
There's eggs somewhere on here I can't see them.
>>7069302
cornmeal scone yeah that's cornbread buddy
>>7072463
>>>
too much jelly for sure, but yeah that looks fucking awesome
>>7077524
>those grey, dried up scrambled eggs
ugh, how depressing
>>7071994
nothing wrong here boss
would eat
>>7078022
>5 different carbs and meat
>would eat
Americans
>>7073299
aw fuck I love chefsteps
>>7068008
>omelet
that looks like a fucking quiche
what the fuck
>>7078026
>EVERY MEAL HAS TO BE HEALTHY
>>7071724
>An orange, in a net, he spends so much time on the net
Holy shit, you got destroyed you autist fuck. You are 100% roasted
sheeeeet
>>7078048
It's a spanish omelette.
>>7078026
welcome to the south bitchtits
lift enough hay and fat girls you get to eat as many carbs as you want
>>7078026
>many traditional european meals are literally just bread and meat
Get fucked eurofag
>>7073204
D I N N E R P L A T E D I N N E R P L A T E
>>7073848
>cod_with_cumsauce.jpg
help
>>7078194
what the fuck
this isnt real
>>7068026
would eat
>>7073819
>haha look at my carrot sticks, a delicate drizzle of ranch! my salad and my tomato slice.
I hate when people do this shit. Like youre not eating healthy just because you have a salad if youre still eating red sugar syrup smothered chicken, french fries, and a dinner roll. Like people are so stupid
>>7078208
yes because counting calories is the only reason people eat salad.
>>7078194
IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE STEAK
>>7078053
Wasn't complaining about health, half of those carbs don't even work together, and god forbid you might eat some fibre so your shits actually come out the other end
>>7078542
Literally come on now
>>7073208
Yeah sort of. They're less dense. It looks like bisquick. Which is basically a biscuit mix where you just add water and whatever else you want for flavor. It's amazing for being a poorfag and has came through for me in tough times without a proper kitchen and knowing how to cook.
It's sad but a lot of people heavily depend on box, canned, and frozen stuff when they're in the shit for money. Let alone never learned how to cook.
>>7068034
>Pasta
>Green beans
>Scones
What the fuck sort of meal is this.
also
>fruit water
>paper plates
Jesus christ who is the poor tortured bastard that she's cooking for
>>7078194
What in God's name is that.
Someone I went to school with is learning how to be a pattissier at the Cordon Bleu London. Shit he makes appears on my newsfeed daily
>>7078194
if that's meat then it's like DEAD dead meat
like.. it's gone through some rough shit and died again just to end up on a plate
>>7078065
do you not know what fucking orange sherbet is, retard?
If I make something I think looks above average I post it here on /ck/ with a vaguely relevant topic or something, but not on Facebook. Pic related, that was me in that thread.
>>7071349
It's SOUP
>>7071724
while you post on /r9k/ your mom is shitposting on /r9k/
>>7073208
I'd say they're biscuits. I don't know how to call them where you live but UK aren't biscuits cookies? I don't know. I think the difference between biscuits & scones is sweetness, like the difference between cake and bread.
thread necromancy
>>7071724
thats actually funny senpai
>>7079498
American "biscuits" taste pretty much the same as scones, just a bit more buttery
>>7068008
>spanish omlet
Let alone not even knowing how to spell it, is she referring to these circular biscuit-like looking things?
I'm from Spain and I dont see any fucking omelette there.
>>7081872
I think the quiche is the 'spanish omlet'
>>7067977
Looks like jalapeno covered hotdogs in the middle of a brick of deep fried polenta.
>>7072463
>Implying this is stoner shit
More like manchild or bachelor food.
>>7069314
You realize they are disposable plates...?
>>7081960
Yes? Why would you use them outside of a party?
>>7071349
The sausages were cooked, but left in the pot for way too long afterwards, got cooled and probably were forgotten about.
>>7068038
>open can of fruit
>pour in bowl
>Wifey material
What the fuck
>>7073841
its cream corn
>>7083300
creamed
>>7083434
What's with the correlation between gun themed stuff and really horrible food?
>>7083439
wrong thread lol
>>7072012
wtf fag there's nothing wrong with this
>>7081927
Same shit, different smell.
>>7067977
only posted in this thread because I own that same plate desu senpai
>>7078542
what the fork is this?
>>7084815
Onion rings, lattice fries and chocolate chip icecream
>>7068008
Scones =?= biscuit?
Cornmeal porridge =?= spaghetti O's
Spanish Omelete =?= Quiche
shit food =?= wifey material?
>>7078610
Did that kid watch the tape from the ring or something?
I'm pretty sure this is some kind of vomit.
>>7084844
that's actually breddy not bad for a facebook tier poached egg
>>7075832
lmao
been following dimly lit meals for one on fb. guy posts really sad looking dinners and writes a sad back story for each of them. makes me feel better about my life tbH
