>>7038734
Skin and eviscerate the rat and split it lengthwise. Fry until brown in a mixture of butter and peanut oil. Cover with water, add tomatoes or tomato purée, hot red peppers, and salt. Simmer the rat until tender and serve with rice.

eat the rat and absorb its nutrients

its what the rat would have wanted

>>7038751
Don't eat the green wobbly bit.

>>7038749
>>7038751
>>7038771

a) she had cancer and was skin and bones when she died b) she's already buried and the whole point of this is to not have to cook anything but just eat fastfood to make my feelings go away

Ratattouille

5 bucks would probably buy a new pet rat.

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>>7038778

fuck

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>>7038734

>>7038734
>pet rat
>fast food
Get your life together. To answer your question, though, Taco Bell.

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nah go mcdonalds f am. It's instant happy fat and carbs to make you feel better. it's my go to fuck it all food

>>7039058
rats are absurdly great pets, the drawback is that they live 2 years max.
>>7039076

To be honest the urge has kinda passed yall. Gonna make chicken tacos tonight anyway.

next question:
kidney or black beans refritos?

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>>7039282
I'm sorry about your rat man.

I say kidney

(pic semi related - one of my stupid rats)