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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkKdVvZ3ghI

evidence continues to build against the cu/ck/
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>>7026540
BIG
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>>7026767
but those are halfbreeds
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>>7026767
> what is wetbacks
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>>7026820
one step at a time
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>>7026834
What? Those aren't mexicans
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>>7026540
Jesus Christ that's so cringe, you can tell his friends don't even want to do the video and I'm not sure if Jack Jr. does either. They talk more in the bloopers than they do in the review.
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>>7027043
why they are so ugly??
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>>7027043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrcW5rqFUn0

mostly just canned stuff

nice
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>>7027151
>church chili
>didnt use holy water
>no priest to bless it
>beans
0/10
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>>7027043

yeah i think he has most of us blocked on youtube now too

in the comments someone asked him if anyone else had better chili and he said he had top quality ingredients while everyone else had ground beef

he used year old frozen brisket in his fucking chili..what does he expect
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>>7027151
It's so funny when he's all pissy at the end when his "chili" didn't even place in the competition. Salty Ja/ck/ is best Ja/ck/.
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>>7027170
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Jacktoroons
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>>7027151
>Charcoal on the outside
>Huge glob of fat on the inside
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>>7027212
It is coffee grounds, you moron.
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>>7027220
Charcoal coffee grounds
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Why does this dumb fuck put shity jarred salsa in everything and why does insist on following the hat trends of a teenager the motherfuckers is like 50 years old
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>>7027170
>>7027261
He's a fucking manchild
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>>7026925
Just because he's on the team doesn't mean he plays
He's probably the towel boy
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>>7027283
He's coming for you
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want some dem enchadillas drowned in milk and cemented down with kraft cheese fam?
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>>7026540
>yo what is up guys
>bed hair
>he's a manlet
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>>7027330
he got that pre-receding line game going up there
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>>7027151
>I'm making chili
>I'm not gonna put any chili powder in
>thinks chili powder is spicy
REEEEEEEEEEEE is he gonna use cayenne pepper?
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>>7027341
I actually use Chipotle in Adobo too, its spicier than chili powder and tastes better.
I actually chop up peppers and cook my onions though.
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>>7027356
I use chili powder but add cayenne pepper and habanero sauce for spicy. I also dont add corn like a retard
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>>7027360
Yeah, corn in chili is weird.
Corn bread with chili is GOAT
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Ja/ck/ just can't do anything right except by sheer luck
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>>7027576
It's pathetic how he try's to make people think he has people behind the scenes. I can't remember the video but I saw one recently where he is walking around saying "quiet on the set, quiet on the set" and I've seen him talk about his "cameraman". I know damn well it's just Jack's dumb ass in a kitchen with a camera on a tripod. It's just him still begging for Food Network to give him a show.
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>>7027189
>my viewers are like family to me

lolwut. He doesn't even have any regular viewers other than us.
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>>7027151
I'm wondering why he gets so salty when the woman tells him judging is done by everyone at the event and not by some neutral third party panel

>he's lowkey saying everyone there has a shit palate and won't pick out his obviously superior chili
>or, by specifically saying he's not going to cheat and get jack jr and his friends to vote for his chili he believes others will do this
>some how other people at the event will know which is his and they all lowkey hate him so will purposefully not pick his chili


I think #2 is the most likely
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>>7027151
>getting mad that his son and friends won the fucking chilli competition

what a sad pathetic old man, even implying that they voted for eachother
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>>7027151
>Frozen smoked beef from LAST YEAR
ITS FUCKING OCTOBER!
YOU'LL KILL THEM!
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>>7027705
>>7027166
I think he meant remember that video i made last year i did the same thing here with this brisket

I highly doubt a hunk of meat like that can be left lying around uneaten by that fatmily for a whole year
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>>7027661
We are the cu/ck/s family fam fam
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>>7027312
I'd probably bone the tit cow tbh
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>>7027661
>>7027732
we need to start sending him these threads
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>>7027727
I don't know, that thing looks freezer burnt to hell
It could be a second one he made, but it still looks gross.
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>>7027727

I'm really certain it's the same one from last year. He NEVER makes the same recipe twice - especially smoking ones. Just like with the garbage stew he kept pulling out random shit he promised he was gonna eat months ago
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>>7027987
>>7027954

>This is what's going to win it for me, I think. It's this beautiful, smoked brisket. I cooked it for 12 hours, this is the leftovers. You guys remember last year I had a smoked brisket and it was amazing. Absolutely beautiful, look at this...

I went back and this is what he says word for word, and I guess it's still a bit ambiguous. Now, I don't know how you know he NEVER makes a recipe twice, but that meat definitely doesn't look very fresh, looking back on it.

That's fuggin gross dude. Jack, pull yourself together.
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>>7028000
Shouldn't Ja/ck/ be fucking embarrassed that he didn't even place in his stupid church chili contest? I mean he has had an online cooking show for 6 years or some shit and he is just up against housewives and other cu/ck/s.
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>>7028223
>Shouldn't Ja/ck/ be fucking embarrassed
the answer is always yes
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>>7026540
poor little white guy
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>>7027189
I've noticed he always uses the "you must be new around here" line when he's being passive aggressive.
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>>7026540
Which Eric Andre Show episode is this?
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>>7027727
i just cooked a porterhouse I've had in my deep freezer for about a year, it tasted fine and had very little freezer burn
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>>7028298
fucking kek
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>>7028332
No, it didn't
You just have no taste.
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>>7028374
Sealed properly, stored in a freezer in my garage which is rarely opened. Perfectly acceptable.
I have 2 more porterhouse, 4 more t-bones, 4 sirloins, 2 more chuck steaks and a shitload of ground beef
I got a deal on a half of a cow last september
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>>7028409
Why wouldn't you just store it raw?
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>>7028410
You forgot the best part where he then uses garlic and onion salsa in his chicken.
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>>7028412
I know nothing about dry aging, i wouldn't want to risk ruining all the meat and to be honestnit never occured to me
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>>7027312
that big tittied Jaws thing his wife or something?
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>>7028486
His wife is a pigkin, not a jawed-titkin.
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>>7028486
Shes just a friend from church
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>>7028427
Him?
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>>7028507

look at the only female in the picture and look directly up and behind her
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>>7028486

nah hes just a woman jack wants to fuck
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>>7028531
Get help, dude.
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>>7027043

of course the chimp has to have his hands all over her
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>mixed race guys
>thin, low bodyfat, tall, #swag

>white guy
>fat, short, looks retarded


white genocide when?
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>>7028600

yeah pretty sure you're mad as fuck fam

#brownprideworldwide
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>>7028704
>#brownprideworldwide

hope if you say it enough youll believe it fam :^)
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I thought Jack lived in California. Did he move to Tennessee or something?
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>>7026540
Jack Jr. Is so fucking awkward in this video. He obviously knows how embarrassing his father is with this youtube bullshit and wants to save face with the cool kids, but fails hard.

>>7028868
Ja/ck/ moved from California to Tennessee out of a fear of gay people. He also picked his new church because the pastor said that we should napalm all the Palestinians in the first 5 minutes of the sermon.
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>>7028905
Bloody pastor
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>>7026540
That pic makes me so fucking uncomfortable.
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>>7027312
You might be interested in the webm I made of that video
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i made a ja/ck/ folder ;_;
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>>7029660
Let me know if you want fresh webms for it. I got shit-all to do today.
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>>7027609
Yeah there was like one guy filming him allegedly for a infomercial for that meme oven he tried to make the pulled pork in and he had Tammy film to make it look like there was an entire crew there and Ja/ck/ was yelling at them. I'll find it.
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>>7027668
I thought he was saying he easily could have gotten Jack Jr. and his hundreds of friends to vote for his chili if he asked them to because of his celebrity status, but he wouldn't do that because he was above it. Unlike the winners of the competition who clearly only won by cheating.
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>>7028566
You honestly think that girl isn't already severely blacked?
She's burning more coal than 1920's England.
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Where were you when C*u.c;k was filtered to kek, F^a.m ( sempai )
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kek senpai
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>>7027609
>>7029679

I got you senpai

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fcb8vamjXk4
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>>7029824
OH MY FUCKING GOD
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>>7029812
Will it hinder the Cu/ck/ King Ja/ck/?
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>>7028295
Delusions of grandeur is a common trait in the autistic manchild. Look at how many of Chris-chan's videos start with "y'all should know by now"
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>>7027664
I think it's more that he can't then try and "charm" the judges into voting for him. The guy seriously thinks he has a good social skills.
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>>7029897
He is good at talking to middle-aged women as if he were one of them.
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>>7028410
>>7028415
Or the part where his idea of a light meal is a whole baked potato, a whole chicken thigh with drumstick, salad and a cheesecake.
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usually when you combo something it should cost less that same quantity of product individually
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>>7029491
That looks like a prison spread.
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>>7029687
>implying these aren't the delusions of a pathetic fatty
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>>7029841
Yeah I've seen that one and it's extra pathetic because you just know he piped in those crowd noises. You only see that one dude in the video. I've seen several where he talks to "people behind the scenes" knowing that at best his wife and son are in the next room trying to ignore him.
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kek senpai
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>>7029841
>Background noise at the beginning sounds like at least 5-6 people
> pictures show two people and what clearly is his son behind a camera
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>>7029970
I was thinking the guy behind the camera in that pic was the same dude we see in the video wearing a different shirt to hide the fact that Jack only had a couple with him. Those crowd noise are definitely fake.
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>>7029857

nah it'll actually help these threads tbqh (to be quite honest) since mods used to delete them when we started using the word kek
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>>7029990
Wait is that true?
kek filters to kek now?
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CANT STOP CU/CK/ NATION !!!
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>>7027668
they won the football tournament not the chili thing dumb fuck
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>>7028556
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>>7030048
That's great. It really shows how his chin blends seamlessly into his neck.
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>>7030051
He loves stuffing his neck with meat
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>>7027664

>lowkey saying everyone there has a shit palate and won't pick out his obviously superior chili

Not even lowkey senpai. Look at the comments on the video. He straight up says it.
Someone asks him: "Be honest Jack, were there better chilies there?"
And he says: "No. Mine had top ingredients, the rest was just ground beef."

He truly believes his all-canned chilli with corn and salsa is superior.
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>>7030781
>Mine had top ingredients
"What kind of ingredients?"
Top
Ingredients
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>>7030862

>Everything canned
>Year old frozen block of left-over meat

Top. Ingredients.
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>>7030900
>cuts to a warehouse full of canned tomatoes and frozen meat
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>>7030862
I think by Top Ingredients me means "the expensive canned goods"
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>>7029916
me sides
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>>7029491
omg I never realised this webm was from a Jack video

it feels so right
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>>7029916
>those weird random prices
>literally 1 cent extra when you buy more than 1
>2 cents if you buy 6

wtf man
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>>7031244
>questioning the King's methods

He is a gallant and mysterious cu/ck/
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>>7031262
but at that point why not make it 5.49, 11, 16.50, etc...

why did he have to have those strange fucking prices
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jack the /ck/unt thread?
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Happy Halloween ya filthy cu/ck/s
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>>7031267
>>7028600
>>7028511
>>7028410
>>7027137
>>7027043
>>7026925
>>7026787
>>7026540

lelelele kek meme words xD

epic
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>>7027151
>i'm not gonna win cos I don't cheat
>It's cos everyone is voting
so, you're not gonna win cos you know your chilli is shit?
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>>7032477
He did the same thing before the west texas investors club episode came out, just pure damage control
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>>7032456
baka senpai
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>>7027043
yeah even the girls face is broken
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>>7027151
This fatass doesn't deserve that beer. Can't even pronounce its simple name right.

Also
>bean soup

I don't mind beans in chili, but he just made a bean soup.
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>>7027402
Agreed. I love cornbread.
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>>7032477
How do you even cheat in a chili contest?
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>>7027954
Hahaha what the fuck, is this the frozen meat from last year?
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>>7032694
Pretty sure that's what it is.
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>>7028262
Am I a bad cook?
No, everyone else has bad taste
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>>7030060
Can someone please shop this pic? And preferably tweet it to ol Ja/ck/
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>>7032730
what's stopping you
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>>7032737
He's an ideas guy
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>>7032730
Are you wanting someone to shop a cock in his mouth?
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>>7032649

go to wendy's, bribe the manager for their chili ingredients.

throw all that stuff into your crockpot.
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>>7032737
I don't have photoshop, also this >>7032742

>>7032747
Something like that but you can do what you want, I just want it to be offensive to Ja/ck/
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>>7032767
Or just buy a bunch of Wendy's chili or canned chili from the store and throw it in a crockpot
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>>7032778
why don't you download it? its free
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>>7032785
It's only a demo, I'm on linux atm anyway, and I don't have time to fuck with it
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>>7032796
then pirate a full version
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>>7032803
No
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>>7032810
then what's the point if you being on here?
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>>7032778
The thing about ideas is that they're like assholes. Everybody has one, and yours probably stinks.
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>>7032814
to discuss food and/or cooking, I would assume...
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>>7032833
then shut the fuck up about photoshop requests. There's a board for that you faggot
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>>7032841
*looks at op's post*
yeah...this is clearly a cooking thread...
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>>7031392
i hate this fat smug delusional fuck puts Italian sausage and smoked brisket in a soup and calls it chilli
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>>7031651
at least jack's food is sometimes edible

nothing tom cooks is something i would eat
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>>7032918
Fuck off tom is the master troll jack is a retarded piece of shit that thinks he's making culinary delights
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>>7026540
How nice of the King to make his son give his friends nourishment before they both fuck his wife.
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>>7032447
he really does resemble pepe a little too much
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>>7033021
Nah anon, you're imagining things.
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>>7032819
>>7032814
Good contribs, faggots, you're special snowflakes
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>>7032841
Stop shitposting and take it to /b/, faggot
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>>7033104
you could suck my cock faggot
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>>7033103
I contribute a bunch. I'm the guy who spends too much time making webms.
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>>7033117
you're doin' the lord's work, son.
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>>7032841
Sorry, should have mentioned that the request doesn't apply to assblasted autists
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I saw Jack Scalfani in a grocery store in LA a few weeks ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"

I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical interference," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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>>7033261
You could have at least put in a little effort and made the copypasta Ja/ck/ related. Even something as simple as changing the Milky Ways into jars of salsa. 0/10
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R8 Jack Jr. in his Halloween costume. It looks like everything came from a dollar store. Are they broke? Is Ja/ck/s barbecue sauce empire falling? Is that why he went on that show and begged for money?
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>>7033261
Of all the times I've seen this, I think this is most believable with Ja/ck/
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>>7033402

It needs some bloodspatter on the clothes and shoes.
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>>7033261
I know this is edited copy pasta, but Jack does not live in LA anymore.
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>>7033402
You can tell he's running out of money because he used a year old glob of fat (beef supposedly) for the chillibowl
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>>7033261
>interference
>not infetterence

you dun goofed
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>>7033481
oh dear. that newfag either typed out the pasta or thought the typo was unintentional. kek.
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cumtowel?
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>>7033402

maybe jack will get a real job instead of playing internet celebrity. his hog must get pissed when he spends thousands of dollars on fake views and subs
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>>7033502
there's teh butter coffee episode where he doesn't screw down the lid of his blender tight and it spurts out everywhere

would make a good webm
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>>7033537
Someone asked me to make one once, and I got half way through before the thread got nuked by a mod and I lost interest. I might what I got still on my hard drive somewhere...

Fuck, I was gonna have an early night tonight. And now it's nearly midnight.
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>>7033537
Here you go, mate
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>>7033581
>fill enclosed container with hot coffee
>blend container while totally closed
>act incredulous when it fucking springs a leak

Did Ja/ck/ blame the blender for that one?
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>>7033551
Where do you live that it's almost midnight?
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>>7031264
Probably thinks people can't do the math
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>>7033613
England. I've continued to make poor decisions and am now listening to the co-optional podcast instead of sleeping.

Anyone else have any requests while I'm being an idiot?
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>>7033261


I saw Jack Scalfani at a cooking competition in LA a few weeks ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, "Oh look at that, beautiful isn't it?"

I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "beautiful, just perfect" and closing his nuwave oven shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my eating, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to vote for the winner up front I saw him trying to cook buffalo steaks like fifteen seconds in his nuwave oven without heat.

The judge at the kitchen was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to properly cook those first." At first he kept pretending to be retarded and claimed it was perfect, but eventually turned back around and microwaved them for a while.

When she took one of the buffalo steaks and started tasting it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to add some cayanne "to prevent any natural taste," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's legal. After she tasted each steak and put them in the trash and started to lay down the judgment, he kept interrupting her by repeating "beautiful" really loudly.
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If anyone wants a shop, I'll do it if they aren't dumb ideas

muh pepe
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>>7033644
>The judge at the kitchen was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to properly cook those first." At first he kept pretending to be retarded and claimed it was perfect, but eventually turned back around and microwaved them for a while.
kekd
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>>7033644
First paragraph was working then it became cringe inducingly unfunny
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>>7028556
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>>7033742
is this an actual video he did and if yes why havent you posted the link
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>>7033763
https://youtu.be/kWbBKB_CqNQ
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>>7033776
he literally mentioned my little pony
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>>7033658
Requesting a pepe with a beautiful piece of beef
Completely raw, of course.
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>>7033014
>implying those fags like pussy

Look at them. They obviously fuck each other and wouldn't touch a woman.
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>>7027609
>>7033800
ok shouldn't take long
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>>7033847
10/10
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>>7033800
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>>7033847
p good
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>>7032649
Chili contests have rules, you can cheat by breaking the rules and hoping you don't get caught
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>>7033873
Nice and juicy!
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why cant he pronounce paprika correctly
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>>7033968
PUHPREEKUH is delicious
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>>7033972
I normally only watch the bad ones that you guys post and say are really bad but I'm really drunk and dont want to get out of bed so I'm watching his product reviews on autoplay and hes so fucking annoying.

he did a product review of microwaving eggs in a plastic bowl how stupid is he? I cant handle this but I also cant get out of bed. i'm watching the pulled pork sandwich one now holy shit his knife is so dull pls kill me
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>>7033977
Someone needs to ask her what it's like to be married to a gay guy
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well I posted it in the wrong thread a second ago but

>if I don't get really rich I think I might just say fuck it and kill this faggot one day
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HE JUST FUCKING MADE A STEW THAT HE FUCKING USED PEPSI IN THE BEEF BROTH

even if I do get rich one day I'm going to hire someone to kill this stupid fuck
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>>7034015
Link?
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>>7034025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmTHQXmdlO0

>pork
>carrots
>onions
>apples
>pepsi
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>>7034032
>doesn't bother to brown anything before starting
Greasy and gross texture guaranteed.
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>>7034037
LAZY MAN

>yfw he's had his shitty show for over 5 years and this is the video he realizes what corn starch is used for
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>>7034032
>pork tenderloin
>8 hours
Kill me now
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>>7034059
no way that was a tenderloin. that was a regular pork loin. not that that makes it much better. shoulda used a butt.
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>>7027151
>Sweet Italian sausage

what a fatty
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>>7034038
He has even made general tso's chicken which relies on cornstarch for the sauce... how could this elude him?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umGAa12UA2w

hey guys I'm fatass's friend and I hope some shitty show that is christian based and talks about marriage. I'm going to make enchiladas that uses a baking blender, cream cheese, and heavy cream. dont worry LOL i do CROSSFIT like all the time so I can eat cheese hahaha.
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>>7033776
>My Little Pony
Imagine all the disgusting shit that has collected over the years on and under his ring.
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>>7034334
Check out Ja/ck/'s appearance on the closeted gay dude's show. If you actually like Ja/ck/ now you'll probably hate him after seeing it. It's an hour long but I think it's worth listening to that crazy shit.
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>>7034372
>>7034334
Actually, it's not worth listening to all the insane religious rambling so just skip those parts, I can't remember where all the juicy bits are.
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>>7034334

He does better than jack hahaha
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>>7029848
kek
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>>7034372
Can you tell us the highlights? I remember someone saying he used to choke his wife or something
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>>7034454
>he used to choke his wife or something

picturing the closet homo choking his wife sounds pretty damn funny
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>>7034293
He's amazed that cornstarch thickens the sauce in that video as well, he must have forgotten. What a fucking idiot.
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>>7034454
The opposite, his first wife used to beat up his dumb ass. He had a kid with her that he had to choke out for being "addicted to marijuana".
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>>7034530
Damn he looks defeated in that pic, like he just took a shit in his shorts
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>>7026843
no, they're halfricans
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>>7034558
is that kid the one that's estranged?
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>>7033402
Does anyone else remember Friday the 13th? I remember Jason with his scary machete, unnerving mask, tattered clothing, and crisp, clean brand new sneakers.
Gave me nightmares for weeks.
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>>7034866
Yes. Apparently flat out never allowed inside their house again.

Jack isn't just a lousy cook, I could live with that, but he's very clearly also a genuinely awful human being.
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>>7034032
"Hurr so tender"
You boiled it in Pepsi for 8 hours you fat fuck. What a sad mush.
I assume he just serves it in that foil tray too and they just all stick their faces in it like pigs at a troth.
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>>7034334
desu senpai using that baking blender to shred the chicken was brilliant
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>>7034454
He was looking for a new Church and he found the one he wanted when the pastor said that Palestine should be napalmed off the map.
Once Jack heard this man supported genocide, he knew this church had the true Christian Spirit.
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>>7035261
what video is this in?
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>>7034454
His wife used to beat him, he then found some crazy religious church and joined them because the pastor preacbes homophobia and LITERALLY NAPALMING PALESTIIAN CHILDREN

Jack is an awful human being
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>>7035266
https://youtu.be/t30IKGKvokQ?t=52m1s
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>>7035266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t30IKGKvokQ
Here you go anon.
49:50:
>Jack has one question he always asks a pastor, it is: "Will you conduct a gay marriage?"
Then it starts going crazier with genocide and shit being promoted.
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>>7035272
>>7035269
jesus christ this guy's insane
I really hope Jack Jr. turns out to be gay so Jack ends up killing himself or something
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>>7035428
I know, I thought Ja/ck/ was just a double-digit IQ sort of idiot but then I realized he is actually a horrible person.
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>>7035269
>>7035272
>>7035285
fucking hell, is that a common belief amongst american christians? I've never heard anyone advocate for genocide of palestinians before, especially christians
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>>7035514
Among Evangelicals the pro-Israel sentiment is strong but I don't think they straight-out advocate for genocide. I think that is Ja/ck/'s special brand of batshit crazy.
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>>7035514
I'm not sure, but I think among certain sects of christianity popular in America there is the belief that Israel winning and doing something is the trigger for the rapture and Jesus returning and the final judgement or some shit.
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>>7035285
I kind of want to fuck that closeted gay dudes wife. She's not bad looking or maybe sitting next to Ja/ck/s ham wife makes her look a lot better.
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>>7035556
really?
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>>7035560
He's not talking about Ja/ck/'s wife, he's talking about the blonde.

Although I totally see the confusion, seeing as Ja/ck/ is at least bi.
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>>7035566
Yeah, I was talking about the blonde. Also you might be right about Ja/ck/.
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>>7035579
>>7035566

Ja/ck/ did say he made a choice to be attracted to women, so... yeah he's probably bi or gay and in denial.
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>>7035549
>>7035527
>>7035514

This is everyone's reaction to Ja/ck/ wanting to napalm all Palestinians. What the fuck is wrong with these people...
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>>7035637
Yeah, i saw that. I would love nothing more than for him to have been telling the truth there and to realise that straight people don't have to make that choice. But Jack is exactly the kind of cock-sure idiot who would double down on any belief he has that has been shown to be based on flawed reasoning, rather than admit that he might be wrong.

You can tell that he desperately wants to be seen as wise, smart and experienced. He so strongly wants to be a role model, someone who is looked up to, that I'm not sure he has considered the possibility that any of his beliefs might be wrong.

I just don't buy that he is capable of that level of self-reflection and humility.
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>>7035656
That is a very accurate analysis of this fucking idiot. It's the only reason I still hate on him, most other youtubers/personalities that are popular in this board usually don't stand the test of time. Jack on the other hand endlessly spews garbage content and is constantly innovating on how fucking stupid he can be.

One thing that pisses me off the most is his "I'm not a chef" excuse only when people call him out. The way he does things in his videos often implies that it is a proper method/technique. He needs to be clear about how much of a fucking retard he is.
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>>7035649
adding to that about 1/4th of Palestinians are orthodox christians

Really don't mean to be edgy but evangelicals like ja/ck/ are very delusional. Growing up in the florida panhandle made it very hard for me to come back to the ch.urch
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>>7035822
>1/4th
>not 1/4er

lmao kil urslf
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>>7035656
>I'm not sure he has considered the possibility that any of his beliefs might be wrong.

I'm almost sure he hasn't. He seems waaay too arrogant.
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>>7035830
I just said I grew up in florida man

judging by your EU metrics you will probably be the one getting killed by arabs
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>>7035841
Yo, don't blame that spanner on us, I'm from EU and I've never seen anyone write 1/4er.
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>>7029491
Coming from a Mexican, this makes my blood boil
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>>7035649
>That queen on right.
I'm guessing 5x a week crossfit not only gives him the opportunity to work out with muscular young men, but has the added benefit of him being able to claim he's too tired to have sex when that blonde is calling for it.
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>>7035864
build wall jose
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>>7035649
I wonder how pervasive this belief/ideological stance is among the Evangelicals. They all seem to be on board with the genocide of people they have never met and have no reason to even dislike personally. It's absolutely absurd and somewhat frightening that seemingly "normal" people are so blase about napalming children.
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>>7035910
>It's absolutely absurd

Isn't that a given when we're talking about evangelicals?
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>>7035841
I just find it funny that you guys call a 25 cent coin a 'quarter' but say 1/4 as a 'fourth'
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>>7035914

Why is that funny? The numeral "four" appears in the fraction 1/4, so it seems pretty logical to call it a "fourth".
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>>7035914
What is a synonym
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>>7035914
Dude, every language and dialect has strange idiosyncasies. But I'm pretty sure nowhere is it acceptable to write a quarter as 1/4er. For a start, it's redundant. 1/4 is already the notation for a quarter/a fourth. So unless you read it as quarterer, you're arguing something based on, at best, an incredibly local linguistic quirk.
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>>7035272
It's really weird how they can all sit around and pat themselves on the back for being big hearted christians and caring and blah blah southern hospitality and in the same breath be so blase about napalming palestine.

>jack: I like to analyze things
this nigga can't even read the instructions on a box to figure out how he started a grease fire
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>>7035847
what countries use that shit?

also I appreciate your based king jack webms
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