culinary beta stories?
>in a pizzeria with friend
>he orders manicotti
>few minutes later the guy in the kitchen comes out with the order
>cannelloni!?
>looking around the room
>cannelloni!?!
>shakes his head
>anybody order cannelloni?
>friend says "I got manicotti"
>guy says "yeah, same thing"
>friend feels really stupid
>doesn't know how to handle the situation
>tells the guy to go fuck himself and runs out of the restaurant
That's a terribly stupid and uninteresting story, both mundane and unbelievable.
>>7295573
well try this one on for size
once in a bagel store on a very busy morning he ordered a bagel and coffee,
this particular bagel store had a coffee service station facing the customers and they are supposed make their own coffee while they wait for food instead of backing up the counter
he insists the person behind the counter makes his coffee for him because he can't do it right, tucked his left hand in his sleeve and said "I only have one hand, I cant do it myself!"
and then every day there after he had to pretend he only had one hand, until the summer came around and he had to stop going there all together because he wasn't wearing long sleeves anymore
>>7295584
>ba-dum-tss
Definitely lead with that next time.
>>7295584
Not too bad a concept. Could be expanded into an adequately entertaining short story.
>>7295584
Damn son
Youzza scholar n shiet
>>7295584
I read these in a shitty NYC accent
>>7295796
is it the bagel store or the first one being manicotti that gave it away?
