You know the drill
She has several of these for sale and I'm.. ntot sure why..
>>8954822
>tfw I actually think it's cute
I think it's salvageable if someone with better sewing skills and an iron tried it...
>>8954830
Yeah the concept isn't bad, the execution is just terrible.
>>8954829
Surreal is definitely the word, at least.
>>8954712
There's at least one seam right there so at least she tried that much.
>>8954829
That looks diseased.
>>8954829
At first I was like "that's so ugly, I love it." Then I looked at the price and threw up in my mouth a bit.
Its always Dr. Who.
One of my favorite games is searching lolita on etsy.
>>8955071
Is it bad that I actually think this is kind of cute? Clearly not lolita or worth $55, but a cute skirt.
>>8954651
what even is that? Paper Mache? Playdoh? And she couldn't even be bothered to buy actual pearl beads she just cut up a cheap Mardi Gras neckalce.
>>8954822
this is a cute concept a little overpriced though
>>8954829
but why 'Fertilitea'?
>>8955284
Do you really want to know
>>8954646
who tf puts a bow right over the asshole
>>8955278
Omg. You're right. They cut up a string of plastic pearls and glued them on. They didn't even bother trimming the string off them
>>8954643
at least lolita wasn't on the tag and/or the title
>>8954822
I'm gonna make a shitton of pokemon salos like this, but they're going to be like 100x better and it's going to be amazing.
>>8954829
What the actual fuck, that looks like it's part of Kanye's YEEZY clothing line, and it has the price tag to match. What a steaming pile of sadness.
Dumping a bunch of things tagged as 'lolita'
>>8956130
>>8956132
>>8956133
>>8956136
"This is such a versatile piece a Punk Staple, Visual Kei, Kera, Nana, Lolita"
To make it worse, she included a review in the description that was obviously written by herself.
>>8956137
Yours for the reasonable price of £112.32
>>8955065
>Materials: gypsy magic, love
Guess 'old bedsheets and child-sized tutus' just didn't sound as good.
>>8956137
That's a supermarket jumper with holes. At least put in a bit of effort.
So who buys this stuff? I just can't wrap my head around paying $100+ for $10's worth of trash. And that's just for buying the supplies to make it.
>>8956285
Lots of people, sadly. Mostly it's weebs and hipsters, you only need a lot of money and absolutely no taste to think some of the stuff in this thread is perfectly fine. Things like >>8956137, >>8955073, >>8955071 and >>8954820 are total shit, yes, but you'd be amazed at how many people can fool themselves into thinking it's totally worth the price because ~upcycled handmade with love uwu~.
>>8954829
>$3,913.04
this is a joke, surely
>>8954829
At first I though, that price isn't bad because I have etsy in bean bills and you know 1 burger coin= 10000bean bills. Then I saw the USD.
>>8956136
skirt shape: minion barrel hips only
>>8955284
It's got bees, which are ancient magical Celtic beings that symbolize feminine fertility and abundance; it's badly stitched, which symbolizes the fertile imagination you need to understand the artist's fertile creativity; and it's a teapot, which symbolizes a pun.
God, anon, it's so obvious.
>>8956849
>>8956138
>£112.32
How do you even delude yourself that much
>>8955831
>filename
Kek'd
>>8956222
i think they knitted the whole thing. doesn't look like they cut and tied
This bitch couldn't even keep glue hidden under the rhinestones
cool idea or childhood relic ruined by upcylcling? You decide. $74 for the set
Are people just selling their kids woodwork projects on Etsy now?
this girl sells cosplay prints for $14
Sharing this next one just for the description;
"Margravine Liselle/ aka Velvet is a character from David Edding's The Belgariad and Malloreon book series. She's a spy and and assassin but she looks like the sweetest young lady. She carries a highly poisonous snake in her bodice names Zith and at one point in the series she throws Zith in her enemies face. He doesnt survive and Zith is rather put out to have left her warm home in such a manner."
Prices on this 'Gothic Lolita Kimono Dress' range from $297-371
EatMeInkMe wat r u doing?
add this 'gothic lolita' doll to your life for $314
>>8954822
If it were better made and $50 instead I'd probably buy it, that's so cute.
some good old fashioned what the fuck
'GOTHIC LOLITA DRESS'
I think we can all agree that this is a kitchen essential.
don't blink
>>8960746
That obi looks more like a pad stuck on a ribbon
Classic weeb wear, though.
When weebs marry up.
'Sexy red kimono'
I guess 1 out of 3 is okay.
>>8960790
THE FUCKING TAIL
'Winged backpack'
Someone decided to make a business out of turning Deviantart stamps into buttons.
end his suffering
>>8954822
>that stain on her shirt
>>8955278
I'm putting my money on floral foam
>>8955071
the print is ugly and it's overpriced, but at least it looks decently sewn and constructed
>>8960767
Pretty sure I wore that to church on Easter circa 1995. Had cuter shoes though.
>>8960785
Ok so my parents have a vinyl cutter and sell this kind of shit, so I can tell you that you'd never actually be able to get it to stick to a textured wall like that. It would either be super wrinkled and fucked up or else never form a proper bond and just fall off once enough dust gets back there. At least photoshop your shit onto a smooth stock-image wall.
>>8960794
I always see these at cons haha
>>8960730
This is not even accurate
>>8960801
nah I'm a florist and oasis looks nothing like that.
>>8960714
I think it's pretty cute but not $74 cute. More like 2 for $5.
>>8960756
Are those itty bitty hoof feet or did they just amputate at the ankle?
>>8960765
That's one ugly baby hand. Loving the rest though.
>>8960714
Cute but overpriced.
>>8960714
these are too tiny for that price. also they make these in china...
>>8956137
Holy shit that looks EXACTLY like my best friends mom as well as her house. Except she lives on the other end of Europe.
This kind of creeps me out
>>8960735
Cleavage snake weapon, noice.
>>8960746
God those cheap 'sexy kimono' halloween costumes look better than that and are about a tenth of the price.
>>8960785
I love how its written in that dripping font, its like the message of a murder weeb or something
>what to write on the wall in the blood of normies
>>8954643
>Favorited by: 21 people
21 people want to buy this?
>>8961575
More like 21 people saved this to show to their friends to laugh over it.
>>8961560
>Size medium of 14-16
Maybe I just don't understand amerifat sizes but I'm pretty sure these are not equivalent.
>>8961753
definitely not equivalent. a 14-16 is an extra large.
>>8960775
It's something I would buy, if it was cheaper than most of the crap in this thread.
>>8961560
>size medium
If it's vintage and a smaller 14 than we're used to then I guess you could kiiiinda get away with it, but calling a 16 medium? Really now?
>>8961800
well I found at least two stores that sold designs from various anime and other media just by using the search term 'anime'
>>8961394
I think it's molded from a cabbage patch kid.
>>8956133
it's always 2002 in our hearts
>>8961560
Why would anyone take a picture of the product in such a ridiculous way? She's trying to sell the nightie, not her face and a parasol.
Also, wtf, that's a nightie, not an evening dress.
>>8960752
if it was all black, I would like this, maybe even with the hot pink accents.
Um
>>8954643
Fuck, as someone who does not wear skirts, this fucking upsets me. Its just that bad. Its just horrible.
>>8960765
Link me to this shop please.
Please.
I need to talk myself into not buying something from them while simultaneously picking out the most grotesque one to love and cherish.
>>8962642
Nevermind. Found it.
Saged for samefagging.
>>8961753
Might be UK sizes, But I still think 14-16 is considered "large"
>>8962588
that lumpy baby just makes it.
>>8962588
It looks like a murderous barbie is trying to reach our dimension through a portal
$30
>>8965145
Is that a cheap ribbon Creepyyeha knock off?
>>8965145
Is that unironed bias tape?
>>8966958
nah, it looks like that shitty coloured elastic thats been popular for hairties recently.
>>8960730
>ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED.
>>8960775
holy shit, link please
>>8966961
Fuck, that's even worse.
>>8960775
You reminded me there's a shop that sells pacific rim cookie cutters but I just looked it up to share and the PR ones are gone. First del toro quits and they shelve PR 2 now this.
>>8967101
Last I checked PR2 got renewed, but Del Toro won't be on it/ It's still better than nothing
