My fetish is having sex
Unachievable :(

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futanari/trap/rape/painal/strapon pegging a guy

Drinking a girl's piss. Letting her fart on my face.

Probably achievable. Problem is finding a girl attractive enough to do it. See, I don't like pee or fart smells any more than the next guy, the idea is that a girl can be so transcendentally hot as to make something typically foul something of a turn on.

Overall I'd say 0/10 chance.

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Watching people being hypnotized does it for me.

Watching it is pretty easy with the internet and youtube, being hypnotized is pretty tough though since videos do nothing for me and I'd need a real person to do it. Hypnotizing others isn't too hard to do and it works most of the time with willing parties, or at least it does in my experience.

>>693399510
Piss, and already achieved it but would like to do it more than I currently do

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pic related

Achievable I suppose

consensual sex in the missionary position
impossible

>>693400240
drink more fluids

>>693399821
/thread

>>693400323
Now all we need is "OP's mom" and we have the 2 most posted jokes in these threads

>>693399510
what is OPs fetish?

>>693400499
>>693399821
you mean 3

>>693399510
I want my girlfriend to fist my asshole. I'd say there is an increasing chance of it. She's fingered me and used a dildo, but I'm not sure she's ready to fist me.

>>693400559
Reading about other peoples fetishes, hnnnnnnnnnng

Feed a massive landwhale cans of beans until she is stuffed. Wait a couple hours til land whale has to fart. Make her wait and hold it in so it builds up as much volume and pressure as inhumanly possible. Stick a tube up my ass and get her to spread her asscheeks and sit on the other end of the tube so it goes up her ass too. Landwhale then pumps out very massive and powerful fart into my ass.
10/10 achievable.

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>>693401472

Omorashi. My fiance has wet herself for me several times. So I win?

feet, getting footjobs and sucking on the girls toes

so far it hasnt been so bad, both my ex and current gf have amazing feet and ive gotten footjobs from both

current gf fucking loves it, so i cant complain

>>693401804
the best reactions are the simplest.

>>693399510
DD/lg, humiliation, a bunch of other D/s stuff

very achievable except my more extreme fantasies which would involve permanent psychological damage.

Getting a single mom so desparate for cock that she actually plays around with her son. So, pretty unachievable.

>>693399510
any source on this image OP?

Pale/White skin. Achievable.

>>693401654
GingerPuzzy?

>>693401960
i love sniffing a girl's used socks without her knowing

>>693402190
nope, good luck on the hunt

basically gentle femdom. not super rare or weird but harder to find than you'd think ;___;

in my experience guys will do anything for you if you do anything for them so win

>>693401816
same as this dude

>>693399510
threesome
Unachievable unless i hire escorts .
hired 2 once but kicked them out when they got to my room

>>693402415
Me too and her flats hnnnnng

I remember some video of some Japanese getting fucked after this guy cracks a raw egg into her pussy some good shit right there

Impossible, I don't wanna go to jail

>>693399510

Hypnosis.

Problem is I want a girl within 100 miles of central Virginia. If I wanted a sissy boy anywhere in the world I'd be set in spades.

>>693402876
Fuckin japs come up with the weirdest shit

>>693399510
Posting this comment.

Oh god fuck yes

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Fucking a passable thin little trap similar to this. Can anyone help me in the baltimore area?

Children
10/10 achievable, preschool next to my house

>>693402809
especially when you know she's had the same flats for years and there's sweat marks inside

fucking 18 year old teens in the ass? maybe in thailand. too lazy to pursue fetish....

Impregnation is mine. So it's relatively easy to achieve, but a very bad idea to do so.

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Facesitting in stockings, i want my face full of nylon cunt
Wife is too petite and ass is not big enough

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>>693399510
I have a fetish for taking a young girl, enslaving her, using her as a fuck toy in the basement for years until she's 100% emotionally Dependant on me.

It's not very achievable, though i've considered how to do it. I'd need, probably 200k with a 100k/year income.

So maybe when I'm older.

With that in mind though, It'd be really pretty easy for me to achieve if my last name was Clinton and I had a wife who would help me hide all the bodies and emails.

>>693403114
if real, this is the 1%. Just like if I cried about wanting to meet a movie star or porn actress.

>>693402974
Just gotta settle with doing it online or getting to know someone and then getting them interested. If you do end up finding a girl near you though you'll be pretty lucky.

>>693403391
how young?

>>693403263
pics? i love em skinny and small

>>693403677
its on the clock

Watching a very tiny asian chick get impregnated by the biggest blackest nig from the hood

>>693403470
I mean if be okay with even a quarter that hot

>>693400499
Ops mom

>>693403391
property is the expensive part there. If you get a place with an existing basement in a semi-rural area and soundproof it you'll get cheaper property and neighbours will be further away. Will need to do some extra fitting out (and hire a contractor who doesn't question why you want a shitter in the basement) but you can do things like put in a strong door and attach hooks to walls by yourself.

semi-rural area means less job prospects though, and any you could get would involve leaving her on her own for quite a while at a time. If you've got enough skills to be a contractor from home that'd be ideal.

>>693403677
15-18 somewhere in the "just young enough it's creepy" range.

About the same range that Bill has access to.

>>69340367715-18 range.

>>693404085
would you play with her asshole?

ddlg. pretty difficult considering am trans

I want to fuck my best friend's wife with him being a little cuck. 60% chance as I'm very persuading and he had a fem side that he likes to explore.

>>693403652

Nah, online doesn't cut it. I'm too old for distance or play bullshit. It's more frustrating than fulfilling.

I've had hypnotic partners previously. The trick is finding women who are submissive and introducing them rater than trying to track down people who are already hypnofetishists. But it's been two years since my last adventure.

Anyone interested my old audio files are on hypnoxotica.com

I recommend the tentacle file. It doesn't have commands attached. I can't for the life of me remember the script for the male dom hypnosis stuff.

>>693404375
trans girl btw. so obviously i want to be the little girl in the relationship

>>693404070
I'm not a coder, so that's not an option

But i'm working on my PhD (I won't tell you in what) so I'll have that handy, and I'll probably be able to get a job as a professor or an NIH lab worker in the next eight years or so.

I figure I'll design a house (or housing complex) at some point to include a secret room or two.

From there it'll be pretty easy, I'd rather pick up some ghetto rat on the other side of the country than deal with actually trafficker.

It'd be a fun adventure.

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>>693404279
Don't we all?

>>693400299
more please?

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>>693399510
my ex let me piss down her throat when she deep throated me i hope to achieve again one day

>>693404633
it'd be hot if she hated her asshole being touched

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Sliding my three fingers in this whores ass

>>693399510
Tall and pale women.
My children were gestated by one. Oh, yes.

being raped and choked by an intruder, holding a gun or knife against me. poking it into my skin. But not very violent, like him breaking into my house while everyone else is there sleeping. Him quietly doing what needs to be done then getting out of there, not tryna be seen, hearing him breathe, whispering telling me to not fucking move.
But then in that case theres a high chance someone brave enough to do that would kill me. So its just a fantasy

>>693405178
oh no

>>693405263
gay

>>693400299
op plsssssss

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>>693399510
iv always wanted to sniff a fart from a beautiful girls ass

>>693405178
stop posting the same image in every thread, faggot.

>>693404695

that was also you, get more fucking creative you inundated shill.

>>693405421
how

>>693405106
Doesn't matter to me, she'll love it within the first year.

>>693405626
what the fuck is so attractive about food ghosts

Does anyone have the webm of those two guys in towels tickling eachother in the bathroom until their towels fall off? And maybe the one with the group of guys jogging? Shits cash.

>>693400299
nigga post more or give sauce

>>693405965
Didn't know the Orcs enjoyed white trash entertainment.

>>693405834
idk i just ate skittles out of a beautiful girls ass once and i want more ass not sure how to explain

>>693405263
I've done that with a few girls before. plenty of every day safe-and-normal doms will happily roleplay some home invasion and rape.

if you want them to actually be a stranger that's a little risky since you cant vet them

>>693405806
and if she doesn't?

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Snuffing a chick, once in a lifetime or more if not caught!

letting a grill scratch/bite me while having sex. Hard
Honestly I have no idea if I can find someone who will agree to do that to me

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>>693404673
Fucking hot bro

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Livin the dream
Woman fisted me today

>>693406630
sounds really hot, i would be into that

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>>693405834
True facts: about 50% of the population don't recognize any given scent. They just don't sense that, so. Periodically you get these people where, for whatever reason, the stink gene from a human woman's ass just doesn't register. So it smells like pure estrogen, and all the pheromones you'd expect from a woman of that type.

From there, it gets even creepier. See, everybody's lower intestine is actually a microforest of microflaura--lil' single celled bacteria of many thousands of species, which both assist in digestion, and affect / modulate a person's hormonal cycle, right down to controlling their thoughts and what flavors are considered appealing. (See: toxoplasma gondii for just one known example.)

So to recap, there are some people to whom girl butts literally smell like flowers. And, the microflaura that gets expelled from her derriere can contain chemicals that affect the brain, so that those chemicals seem intoxicating--even addicting. It's possible to put yourself into a kind of recursive cycle, where the more you eat a chick's ass, the more delicious the flavor gets. It's a lot of fun anon, ya' should try it.

>>693406630
lmao lots of girls do that.
This guy asked me to bite him really hard, like super hard. he loved it so i was like damn okay, and i had fun. just ask, thats a pretty tame fetish dont worry

>>693403114
bruh, I'm from baltimore too.

>on okcupid 2 years ago
>spot fantastic trap
>message
>message
>message
>got nabbed by my current girlfriend
>god i wish I followed through

PS - check backpage if you're willing to pay, DC traps escorts are hotter. I've never used it but I've sure as hell thought about it.

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I want to use sexual reward to make a mordibly obese woman acquire a state of functional physical shape again, while cleaning the shit and piss from her on the daily, and enabling her lazy lifestyle as much as possible. Although, I'd hope she'd continue to just piss and shit herself even after attaining any kind of mobility again, just out convenience and (if I did it right) for sexual pleasure.

I partially get off on how much this idea is found revolting by others. The more people hate a thing, the more I love them to hate it, and the more I love the thing that they hate.

>>693407947
Do I win?

>>693406957
you have to be attracted to the though right? iv gone crazy for one girls ass out of a couple

Gangbang my girlfriend with like 5 clones of myself.

Not yet achievable.

>>693408151
i like this

>>693406957

If chicks clean their asshole, it isn't going to stink unless they have something in the chamber.

If the chamber is clear, and they get sweaty and aroused, the asshole is going to be one of the heaviest concentrations, if not the heaviest concentration, of pheremone on her body.

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Have my wife gangbanged

Voyeurism, swinging, sex clubs. Pretty achievable.

>>693408116
Ohyah. It's definitely the best way to know a girl. Look, if you like the smell of her farts, that's nature telling you that you're a compatible couple. That's why you have that instinct--it's for a reason.

>>693399510
Scat/piss
Acheivable if I find the right person

>>693408396

would help

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want a gang of guys to fuck her

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>>693408624
yay! lol. Now we just need more

>>693408440
never smelled a fart jus loved worshipping her ass hope to achieve one day with another girl

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Voyeurism, and feet. The best famioli.

>>693401472
I can't help thinking of the mancubus from doom when you feed it its heart and it explodes

>>693408724
>>693408624
right here

>>693409010
what scenarios do you fantasize about?

>>693400373
Topkek

>>693399510
Blowjob fetish. I jack off to oral creampies/cum in mouth porn all the time.

> fat girl messages me on fb
> wants to fuck
> tell her no but she can suck me off
> she does
> cum down her throat twice in one sitting
> she swallows
> different night
> on my way to work
> message her
> tell her to blow me in my car
> she does
> blow a huge load down her throat
> she swallows
> tell her to get the fuck out!
> I got work !
> she does
> she's all salty
> won't blow me anymore

What ever bitch was fat anyway. Im gonna literally marry the next woman that loves sucking my dick..

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too see her get fucked rough by a dog

>>693400323
Solely for the purpose of procreation?!?!

having my gf eat my ass and piss on her. She already rims me. Its easy. When shes giving a blowjob just push her head down to where I want her to go. Fucking love seeing her degrading herself.

>>693407048
This is why I'll never go to Baltimore.

>>693409550
drink a lot of beer and get her in the shower

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>>693400323
Oh, great, now the degenerates are shitting over everything.

Unironically posting shitting girls, to try and drown out their lewdness.

>>693399821

:(

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>>693399510
I have a piss fetish that has never been fulfilled and probably never will be because most chicks just aren't into the whole piss thing. At least not in my personal experience.

I basically want a girl to drink my piss. And I don't just mean have her sit in a bathtub and letting me piss on her face into her mouth, no... I mean literally drink my entire load of piss. Say I wake up and have to take my morning piss? I want her to wrap her lips around my cock and just let me unload my entire morning piss down her throat. I want this to happen every single day. I want to start my day off having her drink my morning piss.

I know this will never happen because I am 37 years old, been in several relationships and the FURTHEST I ever got to pissing on a girl was, one of my ex's let me piss on her ass (like her buttcheeks) but that was it. The others were simply not into it.

>Pic related.... MFW I know this fetish will never happen for me.

>>693409872
This is one of my fetishes.

>>693406630

ya lots of grills do that..

>>693410397
Really. Someone isn't going to let you piss down their throat first thing every single morning?

Fucking weird, that.

>>693410397
>>693404673
its amazing

>>693411139
I never said it was normal, just that I want to do it. I'm fully aware that it will never happen. I've made my peace with it.

Fucking my little cousin. Super hot. Not gonna happen. Not gonna drug her and rape her either

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>>693405178
William H. Macy in drag?

>>693411407
i feel you man i wanna fuck my sister but im an only child

>>693411587
First thing on the internet that's made me laugh in a long time

>>693411587
You and me both. I'm an only child as well, but I have a serious sister fucking fetish. I'd love to even be in a hidden relationship with her (if I had one). Who could love you more than your own sister?

>>693401472
Man you need psychological attention..

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>>693411647
lol im glad but very serious
>>693411812
i know right? iv always wanted to role play with a girl i dont know

I don't know if it's a fetish, fantasy, or just a sick revenge plot. But no matter what it is? I day dream about straddling my ex girlfriend's head and shitting all over her face.

Feet
Bondage
Hypnosis/Mind Control
Orgasm Control

>>693403391
so probably just this guy's scenario so I could indulge all at once

>>693412500
Does that idea give you a boner?

>>693412500
what about turning her into a public toilet?

>>693411407
iv always wanted to fuck my one cousin shes so beautiful completely unachievable

>>693412512
What would you do if you had a teen girl imprisoned in your basement?

>>693412634
this

>>693411407
I used to loved my little cousin to death but as she grew she turn into a slut and other was put of by her behavior. One day she came and ask me what she could do so I could forgive her, she would do anything. You want to be a slit I'll treat you like one. I told her to get naked. I paddle her ass, drag her by her hair, she gave me a bj, I fuck her and face fuck, cum on her, drag her to the tub and piss on her. She took it all and we haven't talk after that

>>693412609
It's never given me a boner... YET. I just day dream of having her tied up on a bed, and me standing up above her with my feet on either side of her, then turning so my ass is facing her, then lowering myself down til my asshole is right above her face, then just plastering her face with shit.

>>693412634
I like the way you think, fuck.. that'd be even better!

>>693413088
wish this was true

>>693399510
>Post your fetish
Kids.

>How achievable is it?
Very.

>>693413168
how would you want her to be set up as a public toilet and where? how would she be immobilized?

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>Post your fetish
Sex while high, feels soooo good

>How achievable is it?
very

>>693413260
I dislike her at that time, how things change so fast

>>693402246
Are you me??

Cream pie/anal very achievable

I want to be a 9 or 10 year old girl and have a pedo brother trick me into giving him a bj

How acheivable? 0% chance

>>693413337
I think the best way would be to have her restrained on the floor so she can't move, like arms tied down above her head, legs stretched out and tied up, then position a chair right above her head, make sure there is a large hole cut out where you sit down on the chair so guys can just sit down on the chair, and shit all over her face. This would be wonderful. I'd probably jack off watching other guys shit on her just because it would be so goddamn satisfying to see.

i have a few, but they're all super acheivable

some light/medium bondage, biting, hitting, choking, being called daddy, scratching, light blood


every girl i've been with has been down with this, so i've been fortunate.

>>693414042
how do you think she'd react?

I would love to bury my cock balls deep in an young adolescent girl. I want to feel her super tight pussy stretching as she accommodates my huge adult cock inside of her.

I will however NEVER act on this because prison time isn't worth it. I do however fantasize about this on a daily basis.

>inb4 pedo scum. I really don't care. Most guys would do it if it was legal anyway, i'm not the only one so fuck off.

>>693399510

>>693414298
I think she would put up a fight at first, then yell at every guy as he empties his bowls onto her face. I think after awhile though, she'd just give up and take it.

Blood play. It's very hard to find good stuff tho. I've only ever seen a few amateurs on here that were good.

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>>693414652
You can cut up my wife!

Honestly my biggest fetish is blindness. I want a girl who is totally reliant on my help.
I'm not sure how achievable it is. i am not sure how i would go about finding a blind woman

I'm extremely into public nudity but not like porn stuff just nude women not paying attention to the fact that their naked and going about their lives.

Not very achievable because my girlfriend refuses to go outside nude. I also like other people preferably men to see her naked. I love showing her off but she doesn't like it much.

>>693414624
pic of her?

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I want my old girlfriend to dress up like Velma Dinkley so I can fuck her right in the pussy.

>>693414890
Naw. Not hot enough. Also doesn't seem like the right personality for me to enjoy it with. Blood play is pretty much requires another level of intimacy for me. Only ever found one girl who it worked with so far

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>>693399510
Double, triple, quadruple penetration...

It's achievable. Done a quadruple penetration before...

>>693414991
volunteer work.

>>693406630

Lmao virgin #exposed

>>693414991
I'm sure you'll bump into one someday!

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>>693415188
Shes the one on the right.

>>693415306
Gotta be a closet faggot to be into stuff like that.

>>693415405
holy
fuck
thank you so much. i genuinely hadn't thought of that, but what type of volunteer work, like at a hospital or different community stuff?

>>693408396
When and where anon

>>693408988
Moar?

>>693415629
not hospital, no.

there are disability support organisations everywhere, in every city. Some of them even specialise in visual problems.

non-profits love volunteers. if you have any skills at all they'll probably be willing to take you on.

>>693400142
yep
feels bad man

>>693415587
i can wish

>>693415306
Ive done vag dp a couple times, was awesome. could feel each other cumming and hear the cum sloshing around in her

>>693416098
well my only skills lie in public speaking and other skills centered on human interaction, would that work at all?

>>693414529
You right

>>693416268
That's exactly what they look for, good luck in your endevours anon

>>693416268
that's great. Support organisations need people who're good with people. I dont know if you'd get to host events or write press releases or anything, but you'd be at least put on the phones or chatting up potential donors or talking to people who need support.

>>693416518
thank you my friend, you are the real MVP thanks for the advice.

>>693399510

is being naked in a room full of ten year old girls wearing nothing but socks and shoes while the star spangled banner plays in the background and someone keeps breaking glass in the next room over an achievable fetish?

>>693399821
I feel sorry for you guys who legit have never had sex in your lives, like fuck

37 year old male here. Not sure if this is a fetish or a fantasy (maybe both?) But as long as they are STD free? I want to have multiple men fuck me up the ass and blow their loads inside of me. One after the next.

The odd part is, i've only ever been with women. Always dated women, have no real attraction to men either. That's what makes this so odd. I just want to be used and I want to know what having loads of cum shot up my asshole feels like.

Exhibitionist fetish for me.

I love showing off my girlfriend and letting guys watch her. Nothing turns me on more than eyes staring at my girlfriend.

>>693417373
Same

Licking every part of her body, starting with armpits

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>>693415830
Would you take her for a spin?

>>693417373
I have a similar one.

I want to blindfold my wife so I can fuck her while on omegle video chat with another guy .

>>693417738
Hell yeah, does she like it in the ass?

>giantess/size/vore
Literally impossible without vr and/or magic

Feet
BDSM(sadist)
Rape
Suffocation
im the guy who made the thread yesterday

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>>693403068
Kinda looks like this girl I know

>>693418081
It's not her favorite, but she is okay with it, like a good wife!

>>693399510
straight missionary sex for the sole purpose of reproduction.

>>693418369
She's gonna need to enjoy it to get gangbanged

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>>693418402
YOU SICK FUCKING MONSTER!!!
MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>693418202
would let you have at it with my wife, too!

>>693418202
feet-attainable
BDSM-attainable but not as much as id like
Rape-attainable if i was a sociopath, sadly im not.
Suffocation-Pretty much unattainable

>>693418574
i wish i could

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>>693418543
Ha! If she cries, that's fine by me!!

>>693418668
It would be fun to see you suffocate her while fucking her!

>>693418560
the funny thing is, it's not even a joke, the risk of impregnation gets me off like nothing else.

Mine is pretty tame.

I just want a girl that loves being called a slut/whore, calls me daddy, and lets me slap the shit out of her ass while I'm inside of it.

Also a girl that puts on an innocent facade and is secretly a freak that loves being treated like a slut.
Preferably one that doesn't know it yet or is unwilling to admit it and I get to be the guy that brings it out of her.

Just recently broke up with ex of 3 years, she had a low sex drive and sex just wasn't that interesting/exciting. So I want this even more so now.

Also banging the shit out of a bunch of freshman my senior college year (starts in a few months).

All of this doesn't seem hard to attain, but I just need to remember how to talk to girls again because I haven't had to for 3 fucking years ffs.

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if there's a hot chick wearing a skirt; count me in. also yes, pretty achievable if you ask me.

>>693415732
Yes! I hope you're ready to put her in her place!

>>693418577
>>693418202
Lookin for the foot rape guy that was there yesterday

>>693418834
I was just giving you shit with the mods thing anyway. Just that you very rarely see someone say something so common here on /b/. I know how you feel though, the pregnancy risk is a turn on. Nothing hotter than blowing a load in female and knowing she COULD get knocked up. The only downside? When she actually does.

My girlfriend is currently 5 months pregnant with my kid as we speak. The risk finally caught up to me. lol. So unless you want to end up like me? Be careful, anon!

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i love the thought of a teen girl babysitting boys who have foot fetishes, and they catch her off guard, tie her up, and use her feet as they wish

My fetish is pretty simple actually. I just want to be with a girl that loves anal sex. I am obsessed with fucking a girl in the ass, the PROBLEM with this is... EVERY. SINGLE. FEMALE I end up with HATES anal... so this fetish never gets fulfilled.

>>693418910
yeah, you can find plenty of girls like that.

get out there again, work your way through a couple and one will land right in your lap.

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>>693419058
holy shit are you him?

>>693419265
no

>>693409161
One where I get caught staring at some girl's feet and then she forces me to be her foot slave. Also, sniffing shoes, senpai.

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>>693401472

>>693419248

Yeah I've just gotta make more moves. My excuse for the past 3 years was always "Haha I have a gf" whenever anyone would tell me that someone was interested in me, or someone approached.
ALL THE PUSSY I MISSED OUT ON DRIVES ME NUTS.

Now it's like, fuck. I've got no excuse, besides only eye-fucking a girl back and forth and not having the balls to approach.

>>693399510
That chick has beautiful eyes...I'm sorry, what was the question?

>>693402415
i literally llove taht shit. and cumming in there socks or flats without them knowing mmm

want to be treated like a slut in the bedroom, and a princess out in the open. and not to be a gold digger 9r anything, but its really exciting having guys buy you panties and other sexy clothes (even pants or shorts and shirts and stuff) and then forcing you to show them off the moment you get home
im only 110 maybe 120 max. im like 5 6 maybe. so its possible

also id love to suck dick low key in public

>>693420033
hell yeah, especially if her socks are still sweaty

>>693399510
sniffing the skin of my little sister on the back of her neck.

>>693419839
same bro. was with the same girl for 5 years in my early 20s, during that time I had to turn down so many hot girls.

Currently single, not banging any 20-year-olds but hook up with some girls who have exactly the kind of dirty talk I like. You'll get there.

>>693420122
one time me and my friend had been walking around all day and we went back to her house and when she fell asleep i sniffed her socks(they were damp with sweat) and her shoes, took her socks home and came in them, put them back in her drawer a little while later and she didnt notice. i saw her wear them

>>693420121

Hi hello lets hang out

>>693420383
what shoes/socks did she wear?

>>693419967
Somebody's hypnotized

Fetish: hairy women (only pits and pussy)
100% achievable
I'm a simple man

>>693420509
she wore black and white nikes and rainbow ankle socks. you got any stories?

>>693420205

I'm 23 at the moment, I think I still have some time to nail 20 year olds and possibly 18/19 girls too.
I'm gonna go ham my last year in uni.

>>693420505
where are you from?

>>693420933

I go between LA and SF frequently. Yourself?

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>>693420618
Can you blame me?

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>>693399510
This is usually somewhat achievable. I like to cum on girls shirts, clothes, pants, panties, shoes, and the sort. Also really like the though of pissing on a girl or them pissing their pants.

>>693408724
With my sword...

>>693408396
I'm in...

>>693418202
also really into the idea of blackmailing a girl to be my foot slave and make her have to let me use her whenever i want.

>>693421613
Well looks like we have 3 people, so that's a good start!

>>693421345
no I .....blame you for what again?

>>693413464
lots of fun, but usually end up forgetting what i was doing and start watching failarmy from youtube

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Sloppy seconds with my wife.

Id like to have a fit guy come to a hotel and take turns fucking my wife with me, him finishing inside her first and then me.

10/10 do-able. wife is down with the idea and we are actively scouting guys on AFF so we can do this sometime before the summer is out(schedules and such are murder)

>>693422596
cuck

>>693422807
meh,
my wife and I have been tougher for 15 years. A fantasy that we both share, and one thats achievable is rare, so call it what you will.

>>693423060
i cant judge man

>>693422596
Gonna need to find a guy with stamina if he's supposed to cum inside your wife, and then cum in you

>>693399510
Idk who that is, but fuck yeah

>those eyes
>that skin tone
>that weight
>those necklaces
>that tit size

Fucking nice

>>693399510
Facefuck some gloriously beautiful, skinny teen to the point where my balls fuse with her nose and she LOVES it and begs for more.

>>693423257
loooool. Jesus, I see where I fucked that up. I just worked a 16 hour shift and my brain is not firing as well as it should.

Being a convincing trap and sucking some cocks. (More fantasy than fetish) But I'll never pull it off.