>>688982105
I might have depression but I refuse to take meds for personal reasons. What do?

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>>688982187
What are the personal reasons?

Why do you type like you have a speech impediment?

>>688982253
Im paranoid that any meds will mess with my head and change who I am.

How do i stop my excessive drinking when its one of the few thongs o enjoy
Amps up my personality and hobbies by so much

>>688982105
do we regard it as acceptable to use Hot-Vessel Cadavers(tm) for anything other than strictly utilitarian purposes, or do we regard it as acceptable to use Hot-Vessel Cadavers(tm) for entertainment as well? Every Working Sex Magickian who owns a Hot-Vessel Cadaver(tm) has answered the second question "yes"; there is no legitimate reason to own a Hot-Vessel Cadaver(tm), especially not when, without the Hot-Vessel Cadaver's(tm) consent, we rip away part of its genitalia because the Hot-Vessel Cadaver's(tm) sexuality is inconvenient to us.

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>>688982269
B-because I'm nervous of course!

>>688982303
Oh Anonymous...

Every day, you wake up different than the person you were before. Hopefully, better, hopefully, improved, hopefully but not always.

Medication doesn't change who you are, because you are a different person than the person you were before, your neurons firing at different rates, with different levels of neurotransmitters, with different memories and different weights and different everything! You are not a static person, a static personality; that's a lie that your brain concocts because it makes your life easier; touch your toes and your nose at the same time, and you'll feel it at the same time, despite the fact your leg is at least a meter farther away and the electrical signals can't possibly get to you that fast.

You are literally living split seconds in the past, because that makes it easier to walk. So why do you think that your head and "who you are" are any different?

Break through the illusion, Anonymous! Don't let it stop you from getting treatment!

>>688982521
I don't view this form of mutilation of a Hot-Vessel Cadaver(tm) any differently than, say, fucking a Dolly Devi in any of it's twenty four specially designed orifices. I'm an Anal Necro-Beastialist myself so the best I can do is teach from personal experience.

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I suffer from dysphagia and meds (zoloft 100, been on 50 for like 3 years) are no longer helping me. Is it worth to see a real-life psychologist? Can you guys actually help me calm my mind or something? Or am I fucked?

Am I being unresonable for wanting a better job, I and my gf works shes never pressured me to do better but deep down I hate being in a dead end job. I really want to be a truck driver but im afriad that lifestyle wouldnt fly for being in a ltr, im a college dropout was going for network admin but now im desprate just to get anything other than this hell, have no direction on what to pursue. It affects my life im depressed its hard to be excited to wake up when you have no future.

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>>688982521
>Hot-Vessel Cadavers
Unknown.

>>688982501
Ask your doctor about NALTREXONE; it's highly effective.

>>688982645
Yes, absolutely; why would you get medication for that and not also see a psychologist?

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>>688982692
*blinks* Anonymous, if you dislike your job, go get something better. But why do you want to be a truck driver, if I might ask.

ITT chemical lobotomies

whatever happened to alice hug threads years back

>>688982777
>>688982777
>>688982777

>>688982708
Dont really have a doc
Is it something i can just go and ask for

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>>688982809
Yeah, no.

>>688982832
I still give hugs. Want one? <4

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Reminder that Alice fucks dogs

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>>688982708
Well the meds were working and I have these "phases" when I'm okay for few months, then it's bad for few months etc. And I honestly don't feel like talking to somebody about me being fucked up in the head

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>>688982917
I mean, you can always try and explain your situation. How do you not have a PCP or GP though?

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>>688982708
I don't think this issue is about "protecting Hot-Vessel Cadavers(tm)" at all. What does the HVC need protecting from, anyway? If the unit doesn't consent to the activity, it is time to have it replaced. Really. Believe me. If my Hot-Vessel Cadaver(tm) protests any aspect of the activities that take place in Temple Dahmer, a swipe with those claws will communicate that fact very quickly. If all else fails you can always hit the reset button.

>>688982105
kek

Hey Alice, daily reminder you're awesome as fuck. Dunno if you're still sick, or headed into work today, but hang in there buddy. Hope you have a great day.

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>>688982105
hello there! how's going?

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>>688982970
Why? If you had a broken leg, would you refuse to go get a cast? Medication can only relieve the symptoms; you need to work through your actual problems, and clearly you can't do that on your own.

>>688982777
Pays modest, the freedom to go places and have no boss very im very intreverted. Also jobs are abundant and union jobs give great benefits.

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>>688983055
Well, it's Saturday. So I won't be going to work. But thank you, Anonymous <4

>>688983057
Fine, how are you?

>>688983104
Then go for it, Anonymous. No one will change your life but you; you've got to be proactive about it, and be your own advocate!

I believe in you, so if that is what you wish to do, then go do it. One of the most brilliant and generous persons I ever knew was a trucker; they can be good people.

How do I let go of bitterness and hatred?

>>688982978
Dont really know shit about that stuff
Was a NEET till a while ago and i still really havent transitioned into a full on normie yet

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>>688983258
You don't

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>>688983258
With compassion and love.

>>688983329
You need to get it set up then. Do you have insurance?

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>>688983258
Modern medicine has all the answers. Try different drugs until your brain dies enough to consider the problem fixed.

>>688982105
i enjoy killing animals, i hate children and i´m planing to kill someone
any ideas mr.p

>>688983387
Are you the one that is battling her own depression?

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>>688983495
Bring a shovel with you, its always usefull!

I can't enjoy my vacation because all I can think about is all of the work I'll have to do when I get back. This may seem like a small thing, but I can't ever live in the moment. All I can think about are the things I dread. What should I do?

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>>688983495
Get away with as much as you can, you'd be doing the planet a favor.

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>>688983413
Sadly not. I sure wish it did though. We've come a long way but....we're still so far from some things.

>>688983495
That...sounds like ASPD to me. You should seem a doctor.

>>688983545
The one and only.

>>688983387
What a waste of an answer

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>>688983613
Okay Nevada. Settle down.

>>688983602
Hm. It sounds like you have some anxiety and underlying issues. Tell me, are you under a lot of stress? At work or otherwise.

>>688983642
It's the only answer anyone can give you; bitterness is resolved with sugar, after all.

Though, I suppose that just creates something bitter-sweet huh?

I kinda cheated on my gf last night. All I did was finger blast some bitch for like 30 seconds and realized how wrong it was and stopped. Still feel guilty. Wat do

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J-j-just a reminder that "Alice" is not an actual psychologist, her education had almost nothing to do with clinical, she works as a developer now because she couldn't get clients to pay her enough in real life, she gives shit-tier (sometimes incorrect, sometimes dangerous) information to people, she tries to advise them (you're definitely not allowed to do this), virgin neckbeard anons worship her, and the entire process of trying to give medical advice on something like a 4chan board based on less than 2000 characters of text is an objective violation of APA unethical guidelines which would actually result in her license being taken away.

> Signed,
> A real psychologist

Just a note - if you want to give people advice or rely on some undergraduate exposure to basic psychology to give people tips, that's cool, but don't pretend you're a psychologist. You make the rest of us look like shit, and those of us who are professionals see right through it.

I'm sure this post will be ignored though.

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>>688983774
Tell her what you did, apologize, and hope she can forgive you. What were you thinking, Anonymous?

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>>688983774
Cut off fingers, problem solved!

After two years of search I finally found someone that makes me smile using only two words.
On the outside, she's almost perfect. She fits me like a glove.
But she's deeply scarred, what she has gone and going through is almost surreal. She's so badly damaged that I can't comprehend it, and I've seen some shit.
I really, really want her. And I know she wants me, but her issues are too many.
What should I do?

>>688983021
In the case of Hot-Vessel Cadaver's(tm), I don't believe it's possible for it to understand the repercussions of its sexual involvement with Working Sex Magickians. Indeed, I don't think it would be possible for a Blue Hot-Jock(tm) or Man-Boy Ken(tm), even with the optical-neural upgrades to understand all the repercussions of an Anal Necro-Rape(tm) encounter with another Working Sex Magickian in the Temple Dahmer context.

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>>688983642
What do you expect from the mentally ill.

>>688983602
You've worked for so long you can't think about anything else.

>>688983774
Tell her about it.

>>688983744
I'm not under a whole lot of stress really, things seem to be going okay for me.

>>688983253
Im trying been applying at ltl companys they stay local, but most are part time until you can hold a bid. It seems like it would be fun but my calling has allway been computers, in my area there are few computer jobs. I live in a small city, most people want a masters, I was allmost done with an asscoiates for network admin, i just feel like it wouldnt be worth it. My inhibits my ability to go to school with crap hours, but i cant quit my job because financialy we couldnt make it with out my income however bad it is. Dont even want to talk about debt, i lose sleep some nights thinking about it.

>>688983387
Yea have had insurance through my dads work so im pretty sure i can set it up myself after some google help but will that drug or whatever it is let me feel as loose or not as introverted as i do now or have my years on pol made me a helpless bitter husk

>>688983936

Hey Alice, why do people take your awful advice and terrible threads seriously?

Still hate you, Avatarfag!
You really get my blood boil from anger.

>>688983545
Glad to see you back, how are YOU doing?

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>>688983971
tl;dr
Take some drugs

>>688984055
You'd think they'd have realized how much of a dogfucker I am by now, right?

I trIed contacting her but she never responded. Do I just give up now? It's been almost 4 days since my attempts. Just give up and move on?

>>688984135
So, if we accept that Hot-Vessel Cadavers(tm) can not give informed consent (or, we can not be certain if they have) the question becomes why does the law care? If it is legal to kill it, to sell it like industrial and household appliances, to put it to work in the factories, death camps, and Necro-Snuff Film Industries why should it be illegal to dismember it and strain the fabric for Kala rich glandular OV(tm) deposits?

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

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>>688983945
Then it sounds like a generalized anxiety problem. You should talk to a doctor.

>>688983896
*smiles* She sounds wonderful Anonymous. Are you capable of seeing past her scars?

>>688983971
Have you ever heard of upwork.com? You can become a freelancer in computers as a system admin or a programmer. I made six figures that way.

>>688984050
I think you need to learn to live the way you want to live without alcohol, Anonymous.

>>688984090
*hugs tight* Love you too Anonymous <4

>>688984135
I'm okay.

>>688984177
Ah, maybe actually Eva?

>>688984055
Oh, and working with a friend. Nice. Good to see.

>>688984198
Tell me more, Anonymous.

>>688984050
The nature of those constraints varies, but I'd like to live in a world where the notion of informed consent is very important to issues of Non-Human Sexuality. Therefore, just as the law demands that you must avoid being cruel to the Hot-Vessel Cadaver's(tm), avoid destroying their OV(tm) Reservoirs, and provide certain comforts in return for the fluids you extract from them I think it's perfectly OK and consistent for the law to permit you to mutilate and fuck them, and of course that would include the full range of Necrophilic Excavation possibilities..

>>688982105

my main role is mid, i was on a 9 winstreak, 10th game i get jungle, mid lane feeds the enemy varus, bot lane feeds the lucian, i did everything i could as a hecarim to get them ahead but they just threw it away. now im on a lose streak in my promos to plat. should i kill myself you weab faggot?

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>>688984250
I honestly don't know. Probably will power alone.

i hate my mother. how do i live life and find a gf?

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>>688984198
she's probably dead, buy a new one!

>>688984295
Just remember to confine embalming fluids, lime, mortuary supply chemicals to the property being treated. Avoid contaminating Vessels which you haven't purchased.

Dispose of empty containers carefully. Follow label instructions for disposal. Never reuse containers. Make sure empty containers are not accessible to ponychildren or animal brothels. Never dispose of containers where they may contaminate drug supplies or sabbatic orgy facilities. Do not pour synthetic OV(tm) down sink or toilet. Consult your county Toxic Waste Removal Unit for correct ways of disposing of excess synthetic OV(tm). And of course never incinerate more than a dozen Hot-Vessel Cadavers(tm) without a "Y" permit.

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>>688984295
Sorry, I don't play bad video games.

>>688984337
How old are you? Generally the first step is getting a job...

>>688984346
Oh hey Spidey. You doing okay? You missed a few of my threads.

I'm worried about you man.

>>688983886
If I tell her I lose her and my son guaranteed. I wasn't thinking that's the point. She hasn't wanted to fuck since she gave birth because she's "unattractive" when I tell her all the time she isn't. I don't feel close to her because we have no physical connection anymore so it made me want to have a connection somewhere. I don't feel fully awful because I didnt fuck the bitch and I didn't kiss her either. Finger blast. That's it.

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>>688984243
>>688984288
>>688984378
This man speaks wisdom

I only get off to men with big dicks fucking my gf and humiliation. I cant help that i feel this way and i love watching but in the end it hurts so much. I didnt ask to be this way and sometimes i think about killing myself because i will never be satisfied in a relationship without it but at the same time i feel like sub human skum

>>688982105
I have random depressive episodes, a couple days ago i was literally day dreaming vividly about killing myself.
Pretty sure it runs in my family as my cousin committed suicide last summer. I usually cut myself when my emotions get too intense to prevent suicide attempts I've had worry and anxiety problems since I can remember. Ive never really been medicated other than some ativan for my anxiety which my mom took from me and probably used it. Do you think something like xanax would be beneficial for me? And how do i go about getting help just going to a hospital or a walk-in clinic?
I'm 19 btw. Every episode my emotions and thoughts get stronger and stronger and the urge to kill myself increases.

>>688984276
>>688983896
Of course I am. I'm not judging her, and she's a beautiful person.
But to put it in perspective, she's a active heavy-drugs user, and is being raped by the same people on a monthly basis since she was 4.

>>688983884
Really? how do you know that?

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>>688982105
Why am I such a broken person?

>>688984276
Thats where im conflicted
On pne hand i like being a shitter who uses the net all day
On the other i like hanging out with people and shooting the shit but only when im drunk

>>688984177
Lol yeah its pretty hard for even alice to find a solution, I guess I should be lucky to be making more than minum wage. Dont need drugs im pretty happy other than the job maybe ill get lucky and land a dock job for a trucking company its the only way I see out.

I've been having issues after I wake up and go jogging. It's this feeling in my legs where it's like the calf to the heel is a bit numb. I can't see more than 5 feet in front of me in a snowstorm. Am I going to die?

>>688984526
The nature of those constraints varies, but I'd like to live in a world where the notion of informed consent is very important to issues of Non-Human Sexuality. Therefore, just as the law demands that you must avoid being cruel to the Hot-Vessel Cadaver's(tm), avoid destroying their OV(tm) Reservoirs, and provide certain comforts in return for the fluids you extract from them I think it's perfectly OK and consistent for the law to permit you to mutilate and fuck them, and of course that would include the full range of Necrophilic Excavation possibilities..

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>>688984177

Nobody said you were a dogfucker, just that:>>

688983884

>You're not an actual psychologist
>Your education isn't in clinical psychology
>You couldn't make enough money doing this in the real world so now you do freelance development (which says something)
>Your advice is terrible, misinformed, and sometimes dangerous.
>If you were a psychologist, you would stand to have your license taken away if they found out you were doing this.

As a psychologist, I know this is true.

It's sad when I read anons taking this kind of shit even quasi seriously when many of them constitute genuine psychological help and get your beta advice instead. The only thing more pathetic than what you're doing is the gang of actually mentally ill people who rally around and support you.

>>688984528

I'm not sure what part your referring to, but this thread comes up at least once a week. The parts about her life are the details OP has consistently shared, the other ones are just APA protocol.

>>688984276
It's kind of what it is. We met and exchanged contact information. I've not seen even a glimpse of hope even though my obsessive tendencies tell me there is hope. So do I just say fuck it or try one last time? Does it make me look like a needy psycho?

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>>688984455
She may have post partam depression Anonymous. Has she seen a doctor?

>>688984526
Have you talked to a doctor about this? You should go to your PCP or GP, but if you feel suicidal, yes, by all means, go to an ER!

>>688984527
Is...she still...being raped? Because if so, you should call the police...

>>688984534
I'm just asking Spidey.

>>688984538
Tell me about your life Anonymous *hugs tightly*

>>688984571
You can do it without being drunk you know.

>>688984584
That's not Alice, Anonymous.

>>688984276
Are you serious!!! Ive allways wanted to be a programmer. Thats something i could study on my free time thank you i will look at it.

>>688984276
I really don't understand you. Trolling should get old by now. This must be some compulsive thing. I hope you suffer, at least. Like some manic depression thing going on. Making Threads and later regretting it when you laying on your bet, trying to get some sleep in.

I hope all your pitiful Attention-Seeking will get to you. I seriously do.

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>>688984705
Almost forgot how much of a faggot I am.

It's a good thing kind anons are there to remind me.

>>688984705
Just post spiderman, anon. You cannot reason with Alice or dissuade the desperate idiots who come to her threads. All you can do is crash the thread.

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>>688984705
You are responding to the wrong person; that's not me. I already got your email though, thank you.

>>688984716
You should drop it, if it has been 4 days.

>>688984716
I believe that Anal Necro-Rape is the most beautiful, natural,
wholesome thing that money can buy

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>>688984766
*smiles* I'm a programmer as well, so feel free to ask me for any assistance at [email protected]

>>688984779
Sorry, I don't do this for attention. I apologize for not easily fitting into your framework for how people work.

>>688984841
Thank you for referring to me as female <4
Really brightens my day that at least some of the people who attack me have common courtesy.

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>>688984755
Quit trying to impersonate me. Your advice only consists of telling people to seek help and take pharmaceuticals. That takes absolutely no medical background to be able to carry out.

>>688984915
Only wholesome if you've got 8 inches to give.

>>688984895
Fake and gay

>>688982105
You are Alice, right? I see these threads and the "fortune telling" threads and I wanted to ask if you're the same person.

>>688984779

OP is pretty pathetic.

>>688984788

Again, you're the one taking this discourse and shitting all over it. I never said you were a "faggot" or a "dogfucker," I said it's against the law for you to pose as a fucking doctor and you give horrible advice to people who don't know any better.

There are plenty of ways to help people without pretending you're a medical professional. You're just preying on the mentally ill in order to nourish your fragile ego.

>>688984841

Considering "Alice's" shitty responses, I fear you may be right.

>>688984895
The good living does not stop there. Those who refused to participate were outnumbered and Anal Necro-Gang-Raped at ratio of about 11 to one. But atypically, the Superyoung Sex Magickians who enjoy debauching with the naughty things of life throw caution over HVCWs to the wind and opt for disposing of the bloody-pink stuff in their own toilet or backyard. This has become a problem for the EPA

Are you only talking to people on 4chan?

>>688983884
No one cares. This is 4chan i dont see you making any threads to try and help people you fucking cunt. And most of her advice is at least positive.

For a shrink you sure are petty

>>688985041
No problem, dogfucker.

>>688984755
>>688984527
It's a hopeless situation. They don't believe her, they see her as a lost cause.
Truthfully, I had my suspicions on her being a sociopath, but I don't think that's correct.
Therapists, medical staff, police, rape-clinics won't believe her.
Not without reason, she is still mentally ill, and she was even worse after what she told me.
She's drugged every time and left out in the woods.

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>>688984895

I never emailed you, but the fact that you have several different people emailing you the fact that you should cease and desist this horrible attention whoring act should perhaps communicate something you.

Hey Alice.

Got any advice for cutting down on masturbation and porn? I'm worried that when I eventually - hopefully - end up sleeping with someone again that things aren't going to respond 'down there' as well as they should. I had problems with taking far too long to finish (or simply having to give up) in my last relationship and I sure as shit don't need that again.

>>688984755
Thats where my insecurites lie though
Normally my brain is slow and indifferent to what people and say around me
But when under the influence my brain feels a million times faster socially any
ways

>>688985311

vigorous anal intercourse with fresh cadavers triggers a moderate release of sub-human growth hormone in the sacrificial victim. This tends to redistribute the fatty tissue and increase lean muscle mass in various parts of the cadaver, giving the final product a more marbled appearance.

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>>688985080
That's exactly what these threads are for. Mentally ill "helping" mentally ill. It might take some more doing to get people to see that, though.

>>688985153
No, I have a fagacious chat for people to contact me at, and I leave a nauseating e-mail address as well. You'll probably find the links dropped here and there if you stick around.

>>688985299
Many pharmaceuticals can eliminate sex drive altogether! They don't exactly label them very clearly, though, so you may be on your own as to finding out which ones can help you.

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>>688985070
No, Reimu is merely a friend of mine.

>>688985080
Still responding to the wrong person...

>>688985153
I also talk to people via my email address: [email protected]

>>688985180
Just let it go Anonymous; there's no reason for more hate in these threads.

>>688985208
*smiles and closes her eyes* Thank you, sincerely.

>>688985258
Mentally ill in what way? As well, aren't there marks? She has the right to have a rape kit done, which should expose the villian.

>>688985276
Sorry, I don't do this to attention whore.

>>688985311
It sounds like you should probably seek social anxiety therapy; you are using alcohol to treat your underlying condition. Not a good idea!

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>>688985428

Not taking any pharmas! I do get drunk and stoned a lot though. Does that make a difference?

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i like loli. wat do

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>>688985299
Hm. Maybe you can try titrating down; agree to a schedule where you will be down to masturbating twice a week, at least once without porn, in 1 to 3 months. Then slowly cut down from your current rate to that rate over the course of the weeks.

Slowly moving downward should enable you to reduce the amount you do maximally in the minimal amount of time, without side effects. Remember, masturbation is healthy and good for the prostate, so don't give it up entirely!

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>>688984705
sooo she's just some random bored bitch getting attention without showing any titties? thats fucked up! we have rules here dammit!

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>>688985451

>>688984505
What no love for me? I wasnt kidding im serious i hate myself

>>688985518
Scour your entire living space. Get rid of any extra Hot-Vessel Cadaver(tm) torsos laying around which are Warranty Expired-and-no-longer-useful, anything which is downright trash, and anything you feel was tainted by being in the presence of or having contact with the offensive used HVC(tm).

>>688984755
No she hates doctors in general

>>688982105
Hey i just wanted to say that I posted in a similar thread a few weeks ago asking about ssris and depression. I was afraid pills would make me a worse programmer, someone in that thread convinced me to begin on the pills. I've been feeling so much better since and i haven't been able to stop developing. https://github.com/Shrekie thank you.

>>688982105
i wanna kill myself every day, every day is a deathwish and i dont have anything to live for

help?

>>688982560
>actually advising him to take mind-numbing drugs instead of actually taking the first steps on the long road to recovery.

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>>688985070
I post in Reimu threads as a different picture lately because Alice discussion inevitably brings drama which derails the thread like nothing else.

>>688985518
The mental aspect is half of what it takes. It may be disrespectful to your partner, but thinking about things that arouse you or that you can cum fast to on a regular basis may curb situations like that. However, I'm sure many anons would be happy to have the problem you're experiencing, so there's that.

>>688985180

This is the kind of pathetic nonsense I'm talking about.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but armchair diagnosing people who come to her with real problems is not "positive" - it's somebody who has no idea what they're doing giving shit quality advice to the mentally ill for the sake of feeding their ego. Moreover, it's against the law.

I don't expect someone who isn't a professional to necessarily understand, but please try to put yourself in the shoes of the mental health community. There are very strict guidelines on how to do this, and giving unsolicited advice to people while posing as a doctor would get your license taken away for a reason.

Imagine if some anon were to take some of this beta advice from "Alice" and wind up hurting themselves. She frequently recommends drugs to people (which, as you probably don't know, only a psychiatrist can do). What if an anon got a hold of some of this stuff and wound up getting hurt or killed? After all, you're dealing with a very vulnerable population.

If "Alice" wants to give a general advice thread that's one thing, but this "A-Ask a-a -P-Psychologist anything" shit is technically not legal.

>>688985451
>>688985258
Her depression and all the events have caused her to get panic and anxiety-attacks, that's when she shoots up.
I'm sure there must be, and she must have some rights.
I think she doesn't want to have it done anymore, due to all of the distrust she's received.

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>>688985626

>implying /b/ has rules
>implying that /b/ isn't just a cesspit of screaming monkeys throwing faeces at each other

lurk more

>>688985831
this, kek

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>>688985787
>>688982708
NALTREXONE

HIGHLY EFFECTIVE

>>688985787
Didnt read any of that shit after the first sentence lol

>>688984295
>dwelling on previous game instead of not being a bitch and getting your shit together

also,
>plat
>an achievement

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>>688985787

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>>688985428
They do not eliminate sex drive, they reduce libido.
Also, they are always well marked, due to the FDA standards. Maybe you live somewhere else, but everyone here gets a pamphlet with all of the side effects; it isn't difficult to read or understand.

>>688985668
Sorry, I must have missed it.

It sounds like you may benefit from psychotherapy, which may be able to find the underlying cause of your paraphilia; if you are under this much duress due to it, it is almost certainly not healthy.

Please talk to your PCP or GP today!

>>688985756
*smiles* I'm happy to hear that. If you happen to work on C or C++, perhaps I will submit pull requests for you. Bookmarked.

>>688985763
Oh dear. Tell me more Anonymous, I'm listening.

>>688985769
That is the first steps.

>>688985827
It sounds like she is treating herself (poorly). She really needs to see a doctor.

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>>688985771
Oh, I see. So you have nothing against Reimu, just me. That's interesting.

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I'm a psychological computer science major programmer extraordinaire that was reincarnated from the feces of Buddha himself and I CAN even touch Uchiha Madara, so there's that.

My family is the type to say, "don't listen to that type of music, you'll end up like those junkies." Does music affect who you are? They're saying I'm changing in a bad way because of the music I listen to.

>>688985787
actually no it isnt against the law as she hasnt actually acted in any official capacity also you have no idea if she actually has credentials or not so

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>>688985831
I'm talking about the tits or GTFO rule, any attention seeking whore have to do it.

>>688985771
>because Alice discussion inevitably brings drama
But Alice, didn't you dismiss this exact realised possibility in a thread just last week? You found the idea of an anti-Alice movement laughable. Yet here we are.

>>688982692
2016, self driving transportation imminent... wants career in already outdated and shrinking industry.

Go hog wild there, critical thinker.

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>>688986105
I mean, Naruto did it, so it doesn't seem too hard.

>>688986054
>>688985827
She is seeing both doctors and therapists regularly.
What I'm trying to ask, is it possible to make a relationship work with such a person?

>>688986054
Thank you:) It feels good to be heard

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>>688985451

I love how you never responded to any of anon's substantial posts.

>>688984779
>>688985080
>>688985276
>>688984705
>>688983884

Alice just says something like "OH THAT WASN'T ADDRESSED TO ME" as if the fact that s/he doesn't have a PhD and has no education in clinical psychology yet pretends to be a doctor online is an irrelevant point.

Just stop making these stupid fucking threads before you hurt somebody you attention whore. You're not helping anybody, you're just putting them at risk of following your advice.

>>688985041
Thank you for listening offering your time.can i ask where do you start I've taken c++ in college passed it but really didnt understand it too well. Im limited by my work schedule I could take classes here and there but cant graduate. What language would be best to start with, is there a book you recommend?

My mask keeps slipping when I type emails. Any tips?

>>688986227
One of the first signs that your Hot-Vessel Cadaver(tm) is functioning properly is that the temperature in the body starts to drop. Before the temperature in the body core drops, a temperature gradient must be established from the outside to the core. After this gradient has become established the body temperature will drop with a theoretically predictable rate. Latter Day Satanic researchers have found a way to enhance this function with Effluvia Enriched OV(tm) that also circulates throughout the extremities as a dynamic super-conductor, neural net and liquid platelet coolant.

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>>688986054
peoples are mean to me on 4chan, what do?

>>688985787
Tbh, these threads kinda piss me off too. Too much of a hugbox, not enough "work on this". Plus, drugs aren't the only answer. Especially the illegal kind, if anyone here was thinking about it. Those just make it worse for me.

>>688986054
>>688985763

my family hates my, i dont have friends,
doesn't matter how hard i try to make friends, i always fail

>>688986357
After the onset of putrefaction (about two days after activation) the HVC temperature will increase again, due to the metabolic activity of the bacteria and other decomposing organisms. This is a great time practice the Necrophilic Excavation procedure and remove the intestines ! Rigor mortis should never be the only basis for orifice resizing.

>>688986345
Not OP but, HTML and JavaScript are my favorites.

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>>688986188
Good thing I'm not seeking attention then.

>>688986114
Unknown; most research indicates music doesn't change who you are, but the groups of people you may interact with due to that music (your peers) do have substantial effects on you.

What kind of music is it, even? I'm inclined to believe your parents are just out of the times.

>>688986196
That's not actually me, Anonymous.

>>688986227
Yes. But it will be tough.

>>688986278
It's my pleasure.

>>688986356
>>688986356
Mask...?

>>688986345
I started by making mods for games! Let me see here...

http://anekihou.se/programming/2.%20intermediete.pdf

Here's a good one to start with <4 but if you don't have that much time, maybe start with python.

>>688986356
Stapple it to your head, problem solved!

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>>688986196
If you think you're clever by pointing out hypocrisy in other people, that's just juvenile. Everyone does it to some extent.

>>688986278
I'm here for you anytime ;)

>>688986285
It's not as if there's an absolute need to benefit people. Even good advice can bring undesired results, and even if that were the case, I can hold pride in the fact that what I said brought about that change in their life.

>>688986447
The most profound impact of Anal Necro-Rape is it's effect on orgasm. When becoming "emergent," orgasm begins to slow to a shuddering, thudding crawl - each moment stretches out into a sea of infinity and rolls blissfully into the next. Seconds become minutes, minutes become hours, and eventually, in the peak, time ceases to have any meaning whatsoever. One enters a state of "eternity" (referred to as "Sex Zombification" by Dr. Nidal in the New Satanist). This is not only eternity in the classic sense - meaning "now" stretched on until the end of time - but also an "eternity" in the singular sense, when all branches of linear time bend in on themselves and collapse into a timeless and eternal state of simultaneous ecstatic existence.

>>688986462
I'm a sociopath dummy. Everyone says I sound creepy when I'm emailing.

Collegefag here, how do i motivate myself to study. I am depressed and i sleep for 14 hours or more each day. I don't want to quit cause I am almost at the end. I don't go out much and i smoke, drink sometimes do drugs to reduce my depression. Any meds to make me feel better and study?

>>688986462
I listen to Heavy metal, death metal etc.

>>688986597
I've heard meth works nice.

>>688986462
Oh, I'm sorry. I was looking for the psychologist Alice and you are both so very not psychologists that I find it difficult to tell you apart.

Allow me to address this post to you unambigiously: fuck off.

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>>688986188
I'd ask how new are you, but this shit may as well be an excellent bait...

>>688986105

I'm so great at all of them that I do codemonkey work and give shitty unsolicited advice to randoms on 4chan.

>>688986164

Yes, it is against the fucking law to pose as a psychologist when you aren't one. S/he admitted that s/he has no education in clinical psychology and works as a code monkey and her focus when she was in school was on neuroscience, which speaks volumes of her "credentials" (or lack thereof).

Also, in the odd case that "Alice" was a psychologist, there's enough misinformation in this thread to have her license taken away.

You don't know what you're talking about.

>>688986597
I prescribe some kick in the ass, twice a day, it will give you enought motivation to survive the day!

>>688986570
thanks anon, but wtf are you talking about

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>>688986370
Some drugs which are now illegal, such as Nexus, have been used in clinical therapy before. But yes, CBT and other therapies are needed with medication as an adjunct.

>>688986367
I recommend ignoring them.

>>688986447
It seems you have issues far more low level than simply music then, Anonymous. How is your family life like?

Also, how old are you?

>>688986523
*smiles* That a girl.

>>688986588
A sociopath? Are you diagnosed?

>>688986597
Oh dear. I had the same things happen.

First, stop the drugs and stop seeking medication to solve your problems! You are an adult now; if you are actually depressed, go get diagnosed, get into therapy, and talk to your doctor about medication! Stop trying to mix together a concoction to push forward without help!

Second, make a schedule, and stick to it. Divide projects into small bite sized bits, and force yourself to start; once you start, and complete some small parts, you'll have motivation for the rest.

Also, work on your sleep schedule! I know, you can stay up as late as you want, but don't! It really does help!

>>688986783
Here physical torment is absent; these subscribers suffer only the mental anguish for now cognizant of the Archetypal Theriomorph they have to 'live in a lesser simulation without any hope of beholding Him or receiving sigilized drug packets'.


Sub-humans have also been targeted for "transformation" by lycanthropic paramilitary units using very sophisticated memetic warfare systems, hybridized tectonics with a subliminal interface and have set up these events beyond space-time referred to as:

"Temple Dahmer Initiations."


Are YOU
Tired of the Health Risks
involved with
Bloodborne Pathogens?

Awh I think you guys made her abandon thread.

>>688986370

The issue is that she poses as a doctor, which is against the law.

Honestly the mods should pull these down because posing as a doctor and giving Alice's ass-quality advice could fucking kill somebody. But Alice doesn't care because it boosts her clearly fragile ego.

>>688986760
what? she did not admit that all you fucking fruit she says that is her current job but that she dual majored. wow you are fucking criticizing someone without even knowing the facts how fucking ethical of you she didn't even say neuroscience she said neuropsychopharmacology

get recked fag

>>688986955
She occasionally deletes and remakes the thread when she gets BTFO. An early spiderman will derail the thread from the beginning, but he got here too late.

>>688986462

Again, way to ignore all the substantial posts illustrating what a fraud you are.

>>688986356
Temple Dahmer Protocol for Protection from Airborne Pathogens
and
Biohazards:


Consider wearing a disposable mask while in Temple Dahmer Ritual
Sacrifice scenarios where bloodborne communicable diseases such as Hepatitis and HIV are present.


It has, moreover, been proven that Satanic Visions of horror, obscenity, and overwhelming fear are what give pleasure when one performs the Anal Necro-Rape sequence.

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>>688986597
Opium is really good for making boring tasks tolerable, enjoyable even.

>>688986760
You might think you know psychology, but I've been a navy seal psychologist, okay?

>>688986917
I can absolutely relate. I once fucked a dog and there were SO many bloodborne pathogens I had to wash my dick with benadryl twice.

>>688987008
Alice
Internet
Defense
Squad

Please go.

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>>688986975
>that watermark

>>688982105
Why are black people so dumb?