Haha Gary!

>>677760177
Gary?

HAHA GARY!!
IT LIVES!

This is a conversation between Random dude and yourself, Tall glass of Almond Milk.
Random dude: Hey
Tall glass of Almond Milk: *sits on table waiting to be tasted*
Random dude: Are u for real Milk?
Random dude: *taste a bit *
Tall glass of Almond Milk: *glass of milk sits gleaming in the sunlight, ice cold with small drops od ercipitation*
Tall glass of Almond Milk: *of precipitation*
Tall glass of Almond Milk: *you have been chosen traveler!!*
*a large voice echoes throughout
Tall glass of Almond Milk: "tell me your name so that i may congratulate you
Random dude: wwhait what?
Random dude: i just wandet to drink
Tall glass of Almond Milk: haha gary!
Random dude: XD
Random dude: dickhead xD
Tall glass of Almond Milk: . . .gary?
Random dude: Yap
Tall glass of Almond Milk: g. . gary gary!
Random dude: *punsh garys face*
Tall glass of Almond Milk: GARY! Gary gary gAaaaRyYYY!!!
Tall glass of Almond Milk: DONT MAKE ME GARY!
Tall glass of Almond Milk: you wouldnt like me when im GARY
Random dude has left the conversation.

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Proud of this one. Im not gary, but fuck it, it works. 1/3

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I'm not finding any Gary's anymore, where did ya'll go?

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>>677760489
2/3

You: Haha, Gary!
Stranger: hi
You: Gary
Stranger: are youh a jealous person
Stranger: ikmmm siittting in mmien beed msssgggee miiikik anddd iilll shwww uuuu!!!
You: Gray!
Stranger: nubia_klemash
You: Haha, Gary!

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>>677760571
3/3

i have sold 5 pies so far guys

>>677760177
i dont understand this

>>677760789
Act like youre gary and youll soon see

#TallGlassofAlmondMilk

>>677760505
omegle, mah dude. Interests: furry, tumblr, roleply, pony, brony etc

Ohh Gary!

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>>677761008
I like your Squanch!

>>677760688
that was me. nigger got me good.

>>677761181
And I like your teeeth

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im up to 6 pies guys

>>677762082
I demand reparations

>>677762135
fuck you i was so close to selling you a pie

This is a conversation between the antigary and yourself, Gary.
the antigary: Gary, go back to the vault.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
the antigary: no
Gary: Gary!
the antigary: gary
Gary: Gary gary gaaaary
the antigary: welp, i see there's no getting to a mindless gary like you.
Gary: Gary, gary gaaary gary , gary !
the antigary: well, you're not going to answer, but do you have a leader? or are you all working alone?
Gary: Gary
the antigary: is there a supreme gary?
Gary: Gary
the antigary: i see...
the antigary: well, this is getting me nowhere.
Gary: gary
the antigary: gary
Gary: Gary gary
the antigary: well, time to slashbomb you
the antigary: / (spamed / a while)
Gary: Gary
the antigary: //
Gary: fary
the antigary: //
Gary: gary
the antigary: YOU SAID FARY
Gary: gary
the antigary: trying to hide it, huh?
Gary: Gaaary !
the antigary: oh, you did not just say that to me, you gary of a gary!
Gary: gary
the antigary: are you dead yet?
Gary: Gary
the antigary: damn
the antigary: / (spamed / a while)
the antigary: are you still not dead?
Gary: Gary Gary Gary
the antigary: how dare you say that to me!
Gary: Gary gary Garrry!
the antigary: you garys will fall! you'll see!
Gary: gary
the antigary: / (spamed / a while)
the antigary: still going with this? you could save yourself a lot of trouble if you just go back to vault 108.
Gary: Gary Gary gary !
the antigary: still being as stubborn as a gary huh?
Part 1

>>677762082
update: 7 pies

>>677762326
>>677762326
Gary: Gary
the antigary: yup
Gary: Gary?
the antigary: gary.
Gary: ahh Gary !
the antigary: nope, Larry.
Gary: Garry?
the antigary: Larry!
Gary: Gary Gary !
the antigary: man, how resilient are you garys? you're only wearing vault jumpsuits!
Gary: Gary haha Gary !
the antigary: jerry, larry, carrie, etc.
Gary: Garrrry !
the antigary: Larrrrrry!
Gary: garry
the antigary: sherry.
Gary: Gary
the antigary: cherry
Gary: gary gary gaaaary !
the antigary: Lemon party.
Gary: aww gary
the antigary: you know what? i think i've stalled you long enough. i've done my part against the garys.
Gary: Gary
Gary: haha Gary
the antigary: go back to the vault, and if you don't we may just have to go through this again.
Gary: Gary

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I looked up how to spell allahu akbar and this happened

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HOL UP

WE DEM GARY

Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger: M
You: F
Stranger: How r U?
Stranger: Age?
You: Good, feeling Gary
Stranger: From ?
You: oh I'm 32
You: From Gary, Nevada
Stranger: Wow......
You: Whats wrong with 32?
Stranger: I am from India
You: Oh cool, any Garys there?
You: Is Gary like a common name in india?
Stranger: Romantic age na? Ur's now
Stranger: No
Stranger: No
You: Romantic age?
You: Are you messing with me? Are you Garying me?
You: Haha, Gary!
Stranger: Normally 30 to 40 years age women will so
Stranger: Sexual minded na??
Stranger: Sorry if
You: Sexual? Sure I can be
Stranger: Nice
Stranger: That's y i told like that
You: Yeah! lol Gary!
Stranger: U have fb or somthing ...
You: I'm off the grid, like I'm underground
Stranger: What else dear
Stranger: Yyy?
Stranger: What you r doing ?
You: Like I'm Gary ya know. the world is kinda rough. Everything is too ....normal
You: I'm thinking about you...kissing my neck...slapping my ass...calling me Gary
Stranger: Yeah...
You: Haha, Gary!
Stranger: I am kissing ur ass now darling
You: Hmmm call me Gary
Stranger: I am blowing ur boobs gary
You: Oh yes! Louder!
Stranger: I am going to tast ur ass
You: Hmmmm You like Garys ass? (1/2)

>I hope this was one of you faggots

ty pizza guy

>>677762872
Stranger: Can you take my dick into Ur mouth
Stranger: Yessssss
Stranger: So sexy
You: Can I call you Gary?
Stranger: My gary
You: OH yes Gary!
You: Fuck me ass Gary!
Stranger: If U don't mind can I know the meaning of Gary
Stranger: Yeah
You: Thats not important! Oh yes Gary!
You: Haha, Gary!
Stranger: Darling ... my dick is going into ur ass
You: CALL ME GARY!
Stranger: I want to call you as darling
You: Haha, Gary!
You: Call me Gary
You: Gary!
Stranger: Tast my juice... dear
Stranger: Ok
You: GARY!
You: OH YES GARY!
You: Put it all over Gary's face!
Stranger: Sexy....
Stranger: He hahaahaa
You: Do it now! All over Garys face!
Stranger: Hmm... hmmm.. hmmm
You: Haha, Gary!
You have disconnected. (2/2)

>http://logs.omegle.com/e935193

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Holy shit my fucking sides I probably woke up the neighbors

>>677762082
update 7 pies, donald trump bought one

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I am Mongoloid Doug

IT LIVES!!!!!

(also the chat was much longer but it was full of disgusting roleplay.)
Kawaii Kitten~: o.. oh... meow o////o *she put her paw into your pants, sliding them off~*
Kawaii Kitten~: meow~?!
Kawaii Kitten~: *she stared at it, licking her lips a bit* meow???
Zack, a Teen Boy accidentally stumbling into the Girl's bathroom (16): *I'm lost for words, only able to huff out softly while her lips were parted and the length of my boyhood was enough to leave the tip just a few inches from her lips.*
Kawaii Kitten~: *she stuck her tounge out, licking softly at the tip~* mm.. mmmrr...~
Zack, a Teen Boy accidentally stumbling into the Girl's bathroom (16): *I held still, groaning as the sensitive tip of my cock was being lapped at by her soft tongue, my legs shivering from the pleasure.* Mm...unn...unf..
Kawaii Kitten~: *she opened her mouth wide, so it could fit in.. it was small, like a kitten~* unf..~ *she thrust it in, sucking deeply~* gmmnnmnf!~
Zack, a Teen Boy accidentally stumbling into the Girl's bathroom (16): *gasps as she opened her small mouth wide and lowered nearly all of my length within her mouth, only an inch showing.* G-guh....
Kawaii Kitten~: *she gulped it down, blushing deeply as she filled her mouth~*
Kawaii Kitten~: A.. Aha~
Kawaii Kitten~: Ha ha.. G.. Guh.. Gary~
Kawaii Kitten~: HEIL HITLER
Kawaii Kitten~: HEIL GARY
Zack, a Teen Boy accidentally stumbling into the Girl's bathroom (16): No. No more of this.
Zack, a Teen Boy accidentally stumbling into the Girl's bathroom (16) has left the conversation.

>>677764024
kek m8

This is a conversation between Anders Breivik and yourself, Illuminati.
Illuminati: allo chap
Anders Breivik: Hello again.
Illuminati: again?
Anders Breivik: Nice to finally meet the real illuminati
Illuminati: oh well its really scomprised of garys
Illuminati: haha
Illuminati: gary
Anders Breivik: Jaha Gary!
Illuminati: jajajaja jary
Anders Breivik: Gary Gary Gary.
Illuminati: puts my gary in your gary
Anders Breivik: G-Gary?
Illuminati: get rady for garyyyyy
Anders Breivik: I'm about to Gary
Illuminati: *both gary at the same gary*
Illuminati: *lights a gary and gets a towel for gary*
Anders Breivik: I love it when you gary me with your gary in my gary
Illuminati: i like to leave my gary in when i gary
Illuminati: gary me?
Anders Breivik: I WANT uou to gary in my gary
Illuminati: will you. . . let me put it in your gary?
Illuminati: just the gary
Illuminati: i promise ittl be gary
Anders Breivik: I've never had anyone in my gary before.
Illuminati: dont be gary
Illuminati: it will all be gary
Anders Breivik: Will you play with my gary while you do it?

>>677761479
>Had me get my white knight on
kek'd
also >>677760688
Now that you mention it. /b/ kinda is a shitty comedy club.

This is a conversation between Beat your girlfriend to remind her of woman's place in this world and yourself, Gary A Nigger Execution And Gay Activist Clone.
Beat your girlfriend to remind her of woman's place in this world: Beat bitches
Gary A Nigger Execution And Gay Activist Clone: Beat Niggers
Beat your girlfriend to remind her of woman's place in this world: That too
Beat your girlfriend to remind her of woman's place in this world: Niggers are subhuman
Beat your girlfriend to remind her of woman's place in this world: Just like women
Gary A Nigger Execution And Gay Activist Clone: Yep
Beat your girlfriend to remind her of woman's place in this world: Holocaust never happened, but I wish it did
Gary A Nigger Execution And Gay Activist Clone: True
Gary A Nigger Execution And Gay Activist Clone: Hitler was a good leader
Beat your girlfriend to remind her of woman's place in this world: Yes
Beat your girlfriend to remind her of woman's place in this world: Kind of soft on all those kikes, but good
Gary A Nigger Execution And Gay Activist Clone: Yea
Beat your girlfriend to remind her of woman's place in this world has left the conversation.

>Every Gary should buy a pizza

This is a conversation between the pizza guy and yourself, Kelly (petite, dirty blonde, small breasts, oversized hoodie).
the pizza guy: hey hows it going, just the one pie tonight?
Kelly (petite, dirty blonde, small breasts, oversized hoodie): squeeze her eye
maybe giver her curves a feel
Kelly (petite, dirty blonde, small breasts, oversized hoodie): whats your count at so far gary?
Kelly (petite, dirty blonde, small breasts, oversized hoodie): 8?
the pizza guy: yeah still at 8
Kelly (petite, dirty blonde, small breasts, oversized hoodie): hahaha donald trump dont want any more
the pizza guy: donald trump was my last buyer
Kelly (petite, dirty blonde, small breasts, oversized hoodie): hahaha called it
the pizza guy: i keep getting all these role play fags that try the "i dont have any money;)"
the pizza guy: and i have to explain to them that im trying to make a living here
the pizza guy: and this isnt fun and games
Kelly (petite, dirty blonde, small breasts, oversized hoodie): lmao gotta pay the bills somehow
the pizza guy: yeah, anyways you want a pie?
Kelly (petite, dirty blonde, small breasts, oversized hoodie): maybe they just want that digiorno shit
Kelly (petite, dirty blonde, small breasts, oversized hoodie): ill buy 2
the pizza guy: for real??
Kelly (petite, dirty blonde, small breasts, oversized hoodie): yes
the pizza guy: youre the first person to actually change the order at all
Kelly (petite, dirty blonde, small breasts, oversized hoodie): lmfao
the pizza guy: 2 pies comes to 33.00 cash only
Kelly (petite, dirty blonde, small breasts, oversized hoodie): ok let me check my pocket book
Kelly (petite, dirty blonde, small breasts, oversized hoodie): herees a 50
the pizza guy: i work at a pizza place on long island and i base all my prices off that
Kelly (petite, dirty blonde, small breasts, oversized hoodie): keep the change
the pizza guy: for real
the pizza guy: thanks man

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ended up buying 2 pies and give me a 17$ tip
were finally up to double digits boyz

>>677764838
>>677764951
myyyyy mannnnn

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>>may the best gary win

This is a conversation between Jessie (f, athletic, tan skin, brown ponytail) and yourself, Kelly (petite, dirty blonde, small breasts, oversized hoodie).
Kelly (petite, dirty blonde, small breasts, oversized hoodie): *waves*
Jessie (f, athletic, tan skin, brown ponytail): *I look over at you.* What's up? You need something?
Kelly (petite, dirty blonde, small breasts, oversized hoodie): yeahh kind of
Kelly (petite, dirty blonde, small breasts, oversized hoodie): will you help me out
Jessie (f, athletic, tan skin, brown ponytail): *I raise an eyebrow.* Depends. What do you need?
Kelly (petite, dirty blonde, small breasts, oversized hoodie): I need you to spank my ass and call me gary
Kelly (petite, dirty blonde, small breasts, oversized hoodie): and laugh while you do it
Jessie (f, athletic, tan skin, brown ponytail): How about I call you Mary?
Kelly (petite, dirty blonde, small breasts, oversized hoodie): no no i NEED you to call me gary
Kelly (petite, dirty blonde, small breasts, oversized hoodie): and drink a glass of almond milk
Jessie (f, athletic, tan skin, brown ponytail): But memes are a male dominated sphere.
Kelly (petite, dirty blonde, small breasts, oversized hoodie): its a very specific fetish
Jessie (f, athletic, tan skin, brown ponytail): I need to call you Mary for gender equality
Jessie (f, athletic, tan skin, brown ponytail): If I do, Anita Sarkeesian said I could tie die my hair.
Kelly (petite, dirty blonde, small breasts, oversized hoodie): pretend im gary, ill even act like gary
Kelly (petite, dirty blonde, small breasts, oversized hoodie): tie dye it?
Jessie (f, athletic, tan skin, brown ponytail): Yea.
Kelly (petite, dirty blonde, small breasts, oversized hoodie): ill let you tie dye my gary ;)
Jessie (f, athletic, tan skin, brown ponytail): YOU CAN'T WEAR DREDLOCKS CAUSE YOU'RE NOT BLACK!!!
Jessie (f, athletic, tan skin, brown ponytail) has left the conversation.

>>677764951
plus 50 pies ;)

>>677764998
How'd you know that was op?????

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>>677765421
tonights one of the best nights of my life
59 pies

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Best one I've gotten yet

>>677765617
You actually giving them your Paypal and getting money?

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>>677765751

>>677765751
I died at the invisaline part

>>677765763
no im selling pizza on the internet

Gary: Haha, Gary
that dude: MY BOI GARY!!
that dude: wuz up faggot?
Gary: hey fuck off would you?
Gary has left the conversation.

im That Dude

>>677764687
Noice, that was me.

677777777 will be a Gary post

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like furry, and yiff.
Stranger: Hi ^-^ 14/Femboy/Deer/Bi http://i.imgur.com/4VwZspk.jpg
You: yiff me up
You: 12, female, dire wolf, ?
Stranger: Got a ref?
You: no, im just getting onto omegle chat
You: but im on facebook
Stranger: *pulls you over into bed and giggles* oki
You: lol
You: grabs your neck and pulls you in for the kiss
Stranger: *Pushes into the kiss, rubbing at your chest*
You: *scream out in pain as thhe furry faggotry invades my cells causing them to divide at an extreme rate givinig me the worst form of malignant cancer*
I SCREAM OUT "HAHA GARY"
Stranger has disconnected.

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Hallo from russia faggots

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Everybody just leaves the second they see my name.

you guys really mean the world to me
63 pies sold

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>>677766806

This is a conversation between yraG (Blonde, 5'10") and yourself, Eazy-E.
yraG (Blonde, 5'10"): Can you unscramble
yraG (Blonde, 5'10"): Haha, yraG!
Eazy-E:
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Eazy-E: You fucking normie
yraG (Blonde, 5'10"): >normie
yraG (Blonde, 5'10"): Suck one fag
Eazy-E: ok
yraG (Blonde, 5'10"): reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Eazy-E: *gets on knees*
yraG (Blonde, 5'10"): too gay for me nigg
Eazy-E: "this is just like what I did for jerry heller"

yraG is a fuckin faggot

This is a conversation between Say haha Gary again I dare you and yourself, Gary(20,M,S,RP).
Say haha Gary again I dare you: I double dare you mother fucker
Gary(20,M,S,RP): you tired of it too?
Gary(20,M,S,RP): my name really is Gary though
Say haha Gary again I dare you: Oh really
Gary(20,M,S,RP): yeah im just happy its not just me its happaning to
Say haha Gary again I dare you: When did this become a thing?
Gary(20,M,S,RP): i thought they where joking with me or something but after a while is got annoying
Gary(20,M,S,RP): i have no idea
Say haha Gary again I dare you: I didn't see it till today
Gary(20,M,S,RP): same here im confused but u havent seen some in a while so im happy
Gary(20,M,S,RP): i*
Say haha Gary again I dare you: Its like a new meme or something
Say haha Gary again I dare you: Or maybe just a new troll
Gary(20,M,S,RP): its trolling me hard too first guy that did it i was like yep thats me but he just kept saying it.
Say haha Gary again I dare you: Its like some big inside joke I don't get
Gary(20,M,S,RP): ima google it
Gary(20,M,S,RP): its from fallout some guy named Gary

he left im trying to troll people hardcore but nooooo fucking faggot ass niggers >.> i was about to drop the HAHA GARY!! bomb

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For anon

Shamchat

This is a conversation between Ricky (m, 20, 6'3, brown hair blue eyes, bodybuilder, rp/srp)) and yourself, Sexy young girl.
Sexy young girl: Fuck me daddy
Sexy young girl: my 6 year old pussy is ready
Ricky (m, 20, 6'3, brown hair blue eyes, bodybuilder, rp/srp)) has left the conversation.

This was fun. http://www.shamchat.com/7bb3625e/

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this sucks

>>677762892
youre welcome
>>677768187
try being a pizza man?

This is a conversation betweenSir Reginald P. FilmoreandGary.

Sir Reginald P. Filmore:Gary!

Gary:Haha, Gary!

Sir Reginald P. Filmore:Long time no see!

Gary:You too man

Sir Reginald P. Filmore:How are the kids?

Gary:Pretty good, Gary Jr's holding out

Sir Reginald P. Filmore:Last I heard, Gary Jr was a fucking furry.

Gary:Yeah...

Sir Reginald P. Filmore:Just end him now, please.

Gary:It's just a phase though, right?

Sir Reginald P. Filmore:Gary, he's 33.

Gary:Yeah, guess I better do it

Sir Reginald P. Filmore:You should.

Gary:Anyway, nice talking to you Reggie

Sir Reginald P. Filmore:Thanks Gary.

Sir Reginald P. Filmore:Keep on Garying.

Gary:You too


... That went well

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i ended up talking him down to 99 pies
162 pies in total!!

>>677769192
Hoc igitur cum obsigno hoc hexagone
non dormiendo non quiescam
Nodis ira , odium, nodum
Discordia te tua fata
Et ligabis nodum hoc duo facit
Adducet super vos tenebrae
Detractiones , jurgia , etiam malo,
Adducet directum ad tenebras
Huic tertiae nodo meum corripiam
In tuo animo chaos nectit
Hex ira , ex odio hex
Adducite eum , et non ibi subsistes "
Quod nunc patefactum est ;

>>677769292
i hope you enjoy your pizza

gary

these niggas dont know about gary

This is a conversation between Lets talk about music and yourself, Asura (vampire knight, f, 24, DD, tired from battle).
Asura (vampire knight, f, 24, DD, tired from battle): ok
Lets talk about music: Fav artists?
Asura (vampire knight, f, 24, DD, tired from battle): favorite band?
Asura (vampire knight, f, 24, DD, tired from battle): i love the editors
Lets talk about music: Never heard
Asura (vampire knight, f, 24, DD, tired from battle): they have a song called bones thats great
Lets talk about music: But will look up soon
Asura (vampire knight, f, 24, DD, tired from battle): uhhh hipp indie shizz
Asura (vampire knight, f, 24, DD, tired from battle): and the song happy by pharrell
Asura (vampire knight, f, 24, DD, tired from battle): the song Haha! by gary and the gary's
Lets talk about music: My fav right now is pay money to my pain
Lets talk about music: Good band

>>677762522
>Osama used 9/11
>It's extremely effective

see you are about to leave me: I felt a die little tickle against my skin. I smiled, hoping it was Ma
Liam Neeson with glass hands: *his hands shatter instantly* Ahhh AH AHHH!
I see you are about to leave me: Oh fuck
I see you are about to leave me: i am so sorry
Liam Neeson with glass hands: ARRRRRRRRRGH!
I see you are about to leave me: OG MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG
I see you are about to leave me: ARE YOU DYING
Liam Neeson with glass hands: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? ARRRRGH.. AH.. AHHHHHH
I see you are about to leave me: IM SORRY
I see you are about to leave me: COPY AND PASTE IS A BITCH
Liam Neeson with glass hands: FUCK THAT HURTS SO BAD
I see you are about to leave me: IM SORRY
Liam Neeson with glass hands: PLEASE
Liam Neeson with glass hands: PLEASE KILL ME
I see you are about to leave me: ILL FIX IT
I see you are about to leave me: NO
I see you are about to leave me: YOY CANT LEAVE ME
Liam Neeson with glass hands: KILL ME
I see you are about to leave me: NOO
Liam Neeson with glass hands: PLEASEEEEEEGJIIIJIDIEIIDIIDOO...
I see you are about to leave me: BBBBBBBBUT LIMA
I see you are about to leave me: LIAM
I see you are about to leave me: I LOVEEE TOUUYUU
I see you are about to leave me: UIUUURTHRJT
I see you are about to leave me: FUCK MY PUONE IS A BRICH
Liam Neeson with glass hands: *Liam Neeson is unresponsive*
I see you are about to leave me: nooo
I see you are about to leave me: babe you dead?
I see you are about to leave me: whoops
I see you are about to leave me: lmao you okay man?
Liam Neeson with glass hands: *his hands shattered into thousands of pieces at your feet*
I see you are about to leave me: oh no
I see you are about to leave me: you poor thing
I see you are about to leave me: to be honest I'd rp properly but I'm tired as fucccxk
Liam Neeson with glass hands: *regains consciousness for a second* Ah
Liam Neeson with glass hands: .AHHH AHHHHHHH ARERRGH

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Rumor has it theres more pizza guys out there now but remember im the original and im at 163 pies sold thanks to garys and also one furry fag off omegle