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Help me /b/
my girlfriend was looking at my phone and she found my counter app and stormed out and now she won't return my texts. What do I do? Why is she so mad about this?
she's my first gf I can't lose her.
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Help? Anyone?
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>>674349669
she is making something up to fight with you.
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>>674350297
why the fuck are you counting
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are you like five OP?
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>>674349669
you fucking stupid ass. if i was your gf and i had that app and showed it to my males friends how would you feel. tell her to fuck you more often
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This is bait.
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>>674350399
why do girls do this?

>>674350442
She;s my first and I just wanted to know so I can see if I can beat my score with the next one

>>674350541
I'm 19
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I vote OP should die in a fire while playing with his counter app. Can I please get a second on the motion?
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>>674350751
seconded
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>>674350647
>beat my score with the next one

You just proved you're a faggot. Why cry all over this If you already plan to get another one
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>>674350647
you deserve to lose her you dumb fuck
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>>674350855
Well I don't want to lose her but I'm young and I don't think I'll marry her but I think I can boost my numbers for a while still
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>>674350814
motion is officially carried. please abandon thread immediately.

OP - please have someone tack pictures of your faggot ass burning so we can have a fun time with a new thread that actually is interesting.
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Lol you're such a fag fire doing this. Who the fuck keeps count?
>physical keeps count
Remedy?
>kill yourself
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>>674349669
So well settle for this score and beat it with your next girl and send her a screen of the counter
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>>674351026
Why? I didn't do anything wrong I'm just keeping score for myself
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Lmao a counter app
>douchebag.rar
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>>674351145
Retard, it's suppose to be like this
>motion for OP to burn granted
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>>674350630
This dude is right, you aught to be ashamed you only fucked her twice. You're a cuck straight up
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>>674351245
If you can't see what you're doing is wrong, you might have a social and mental disorder
>diagnosis: autism
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This is OPs ex girlfriend. i dumped his ass because he sucks cock and i'm not into that. he also was spending too much money on ass napkins due to his loose anus. just wanted the real word to be out there.
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>>674350751
>>674350814
>>674351145
>>674351155
fuck you guys if you're not going to help me fix this leave
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>>674351445
I don't have autism, my mom had me tested when I was 12 and I dont
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Why so low on the BJs dawg?
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>>674351576
by the way you type there is clearly something wrong
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>>674351495
OP...really...just kill yourself now. save all of /b/ from your dumbass.
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>>674351495
This pleeb autistic answer.
>>674351576
This autistic answer
>you're autistic.
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where's the fucking banana or spiderman when you need them.
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>>674349669 Are those figures for every pump you get in ya gawd damn virgin
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>>674349669
>Help me /b/
>my girlfriend was looking at my phone and she found my counter app and stormed out and now she won't return my texts. What do I do? Why is she so mad about this?
>she's my first gf I can't lose her.

Dude you are an idiot, you are the kind of guy the human race doesn't need... you fucking retarded.
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>>674351724
>>674351767
I'm fine I have a job and im not a neet I'm just a regular guy. This isn't about me it's about her, help me fix this
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>>674349669
Damn OP your girl now thinks its all a game to you. Don't quantify on something she cares for. Now you have to show her that you made a mistake and be a nice guy
> she made a sissy out of you
or get the.next and beat that score
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>>674351863
why the fuck did you quote the entire op
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>>674351951
>it's about her not me
>you're the issue.
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