You feel you lose
>>608608416
>comic sans
>>608608416
This one got me
Lurking
>>608609560
this is what happens when people convince themselves they're awesome
there's a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I'm too tough for him,
I say, stay in there, I'm not going
to let anybody see
you.
there's a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I pour whiskey on him and inhale
cigarette smoke
and the whores and the bartenders
and the grocery clerks
never know that
he's
in there.
there's a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I'm too tough for him,
I say,
stay down, do you want to mess
me up?
you want to screw up the
works?
you want to blow my book sales in
Europe?
there's a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I'm too clever, I only let him out
at night sometimes
when everybody's asleep.
I say, I know that you're there,
so don't be
sad.
then I put him back,
but he's singing a little
in there, I haven't quite let him
die
and we sleep together like
that
with our
secret pact
and it's nice enough to
make a man
weep, but I don't
weep, do
you?
>>608609043
always
>>608610145
Holy fuck thank you anon, that's amazing. Have another.
>>608611304
damn. do you have more like this?
>>608607876
Commence dump.
>>608611835
freedom isn't inherently good. grow up, beta
>>608611373
uhh... am i going to jail now?
>>608609432
THE FUCKING LIFE THAT SHIT HAS HAPPENED
>>608612558
>>608612642
>>608612389
>>608612998
>>608613065
>>608611373
Hello FBI watchlist
>>608613208
>>608613386
>>608609274
It's 2:36 am right now.
>>608611559
Not too many, but I'll post what I can scrounge up.
>>608613677
3spooky7me
>>608613671
>>608611559
>>608613969
>>608612389
shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McnY5QWK6UE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhXovoaXsSE
listen to these while scrolling down, bros!
>>608609043
>mfw this got me
>>608611559
nice mix of feels and manliness
>>608614251
>>608612798
wow this hit me hard.
I was really close to killing myself the day prior to my birthday back in 2013.
>>608608373
>>608608416
>>608608474
>>608609453
>>608609755
>>608610354
>>608611290
>>608611835
>>608612199
>>608612976
>>608613254
>>608613350
The vapid surface level greeting card platitudes of these in particular make me want to fucking vomit on the authors. Or just vomit.
>>608610264
>10
b-but she's happy, and you are in 4chan...
>>608614849
>>608610264
that has to be fake just reading the bio
>>608614689
>>608614849
This. It's all self indulgent crap "They left because their part in your story is over" No, they left because you're probably a cunt.
>>608614423
fuck, that's almost exactly like me, like jesus christ that story is almost exactly the same as mine
>>608615275
>>608609560
I needed to hear that, thanks anon
>>608610264
No, asshole. That's what happens when on top of convincing yourself you're awesome, you also happen to have a single or double digit IQ and are an ignorant bitch.
Everybody has the potential to be awesome. Some just don't allow it to pass. They would rather think about yesterday than even consider focusing on tomorrow.
Life is like driving a car. If you stare only at your rear view mirror, eventually you're going to fuck up and crash. It's good to look in the rear view sometimes, but you have to focus on what's in front of you. Some people try to stop dealing with life and just get drunk at the wheel. They crash and burn, too. But they don't accept that they have only themselves to blame.
>>608611373
whats purenudism wouldnt that just be nudity?
>>608613350
Huh
>>608615007
You can't fucking tell me that the one with the guy from fight club isn't retarded. Be honest. It's just "You can't handle me at my worst, don't deserve my best" in front of Audrey Hepburn, but for 14 year old boys instead. It's just nauseating.
>>608615479
>>608615479
>Hercules will kill his wife and children in a fit of rage
That's Phil's boy, that's right!
>>608615688
>>608612798
this made me laugh really fucking hard
>>608615757
>>608615757
Why am I just laughing at most of this stuff?
>>608615954
>>608615954
>You cant catch a baseball? Lets see if you can catch a bullet!"
>>608616511
>>608613671
Lesson to be learned;
Anyone who doesn't abuse you will leave you in the end.
>>608616543
>>608615688
chill
>>608616511
Damn son... just, damn.
>>608614689
LOL
>>608616293
because it's funny people are that pathetic
>>608607876
That was kind of a cool little cartoon.
>>608609274
You know me too well.
>>608607876
>be me
>be 5 years old
>both dad and i love cars
>we both want to get this porsche something hes wanted since he was a kid
>he saves up money
>i draw a picture of him and i with the porsche
>my mom calls my dad
>i soon start hearing them fight
>i ignore it and keep drawing until i doze off to sleep
>next morning i find my drawing
>in the trash and ripped to pieces
>mom tells me dad didnt like it
>i start crying
>two months later mom and dad get a divorce
>my dad keeps the house and isnt allowed to see me
>i move into a new house and i get a new dad
>12 years pass
>17 years old
>find out dad dies from heart problems
>i dont care
>go to his funeral dont shed a single tear
>2 weeks later we go to his house to get his belongings
>i head toward the garage
>inside was the same exact porsche him and i wanted
>untouched and covered in dust
>decided to inspect it
>look at the glove compartment
>its the picture with all the pieces expertly taped together
>it turns out my mom ripped it and he went thru the trash to get all the pieces to tape it back together
>i start crying my eyes out
>i dont talk to my mom anymore
i still own the porsche and i plan to never sell it
>pic related his gravestone i made them engrave a picture of his car
>>608616663
>>608616953
oh god..i laughed and then cried
god dammit
>be me
>returning back to school after being sick
>find out that teacher had a miscarrige
>brought her 4 year old daughter with her to her class room
>she looks really sad
>all the others dont care
>i go up and talk to her
>"hey whats youre name?"
>"gracie"
>"thats a beautiful name, whats wrong?"
>"im sad i dont get a baby brother"
>she starts crying
>i then go and grab my phone and my headphones
>give her the headphones and ask her what her favorite shows are
>my little pony, sophia the first, mickey mouse clubhouse
>go onto youtube and find episodes of said shows
>she stops crying and is content
>after all work is done we have a free period
>gracie comes up to me with a book
>its cinderella
>"i dont know how to read this can you read it to me anon?"
>voice is still shot from being sick but not bad enough where she cant hear it
>"of course"
>read her the book she seems very happy at this point
>teacher then asks me to take something up to the office
>before i leave to go to the office gracie tags along
>after dropping off the letter i then ask "gracie you want anything from the vending machine?"
>"M&Ms!"
>buy her a bag of M&Ms tell her not to open it unless her mom says so
>teacher says its ok and she eats them
>few minutes later its time for me to catch the public bus for a ride home
>gracie starts getting sad and wanted me to draw with her
>decide ill catch the next bus
>draw a pony with her
>head home after that
next day
>come back to school
>teacher pulls me aside
>says thank you for cheering her up and gives me 10 extra credit points
>ex finds out about this and bakes me a bunch of cookies
>teacher then gives me something
>its a drawing of gracie and i with a flower
>"tell her i said thank you very much"
>head back home
>hang the drawing in my room
>>608616680
guide to becoming true alpha.
>>608614849
they seem cliche and platitudinous because the average person is supposed to understand and identify with them.
being this cynical is also cliche btw, and more repellant
>>608610390
underrated post
i'll screencap it and you'll be immortalized, anon
at least until this site dies out
that will be a sad day, but live while you can
>>608617142
man :/
>>608608474
Aint it the truth.
>>608617384
>>608617535
post screencap so we can save it
>>608617630
>>608617142
Oh fuck anon. I sorry
>>608609755
>le piccolo man bores flutey man
No this is not true. If anything the flute man is jealous, because the picollo is similar, yet harder to play.
>>608612389
omg ;_; no
>>608617971
>>608617801
there you go
>>608617801
>>608617853
>>608617819
what's going on here
>>608617142
dude...
>be me 2 years ago
>no outlook on life
>family resents me because no job and think im useless
>nothing interests me anymore
>stay in my room wallowing in my own self pitty
>decide its time
>write my suicide note
>grab my gun and load a single bullet
>put it under my neck
>cry uncontrollably
>fell a sudden peace come over me
>havent felt this happy in months
>pull the trigger
>click
>bullet fails to fire
>feel sad but also have a feeling of relief
>i guess it isnt my time yet
>find new job and new gf
>feel happy again
>months go by almost a year
>lost my job
>a month and a half later gf leaves me
>feeling sadness again
>think about suicide again
>look at my desk every time i do
i still keep the bullet as a reminder that my time will come not from my own hands.
>>608618240
>hippo bit off lion's face.
>lion dies
>>608615757
remove the panel where he takes a shower and it's pretty accurate.
>>608618407
theres a huge fucking hole in the side of its head, if a hippo got a hold of a lion's face it would've been dead as fuck by then.
>>608618611
but that's what actually happened.....
>>608617384
>>608617710
GTFO of MY chan, yes MY chan.
>>608610390
I don't know if you have made that or not. but thank you for sharing this. hit me right in the feels.
>>608614849
When I get down I just think of how absolutely superior I am to everyone else, and that usually lifts my spirits
>>608617142
For posterity.
>>608618773
are you absolutely certain it didn't get shot? it almost looks like a bullet hole on the left side of it's head.
i meant that the hippo would've killed the lion instantly instead of letting it roam around.
>>608618638
>>608618799
Dubs confirm
>>608614309
>>608618799
So you think you're alpha?
I too can be alpha!
>>608618925
I'm not a hundred percent sure.
However, whenever that video is posted there are people saying that some hippo did that.
>>608619357
damn, that's fucked. still doesn't add up in my head though, either way that was some baww shit
>>608618925
It was not a bullet wound. If you think that hole is from a bullet, you need to lay off the drugs anon.
Google image search the story you fuck. The hippo only bit the lower jaw of the lion, while one of the tusks/fangs pierced its upper cheek area.
>>608618925
I think it was a wildbeest that did that.
>>608618194
i like that background. much less straining than the pink and white, at least to me
thank you anon
>>608619022
>>608619398
>>608612389
Wow, none of them got me until the grieving cat friend trying to give its friend CPR. I had no idea they did that. (I know the cat doesn't know CPR, but that they try to get their friends up like that.) You got me anon, I was just covering my mouth the whole time. The look on the grieving cat's face... This is why I hate when people don't treat animals like people.
>>608619892
>>608619795
You're welcome.
(Also, if you want to change your computer to that style, go down the the bottom right corner of the page and select tomorrow. It's much easier on the eyes.)
>>608618091
Fellow band nerd?
>>608612558
All I can think is the master is a selfish prick for not thinking of how the dog will be taken care of after he offs himself.
>>608619022
>>608618865
it's a poem written by charles bukowski
>>608620713
>>608620713
more like this!
>>608613065
How the fuck did her kittens die? this one kind of pisses me the fuck off, like did these dumb assholes leave the cat's kittens and her setup open to an aggressive dog to hurt them? I'm an inch away from raging really hard over the dumb fuckness of this one.
>>608621007
>>608609669
Source?
>>608613208
Hits close to home right now.
>>608610390
oh goodie, you can quote an author and spoon feed some nerds. The fact you didn't site your source on "bluebird" by Bukowski makes my blood boil you fucking pimple
>>608621395
>>608620778
what is this from? i want to say avatar, but i'm not sure
avatar has some good baww in it
>>608621526
>>608621526
Fuck you, someone asked me to screenshot it from earlier in the thread. I didn't make the original post. Go suck Chinowski's scabbed up dick some more litfag.
>>608615688
Thats a marylin monroe quote not hepburn you dipshit.
>>608617535
>this site dies out
>>608621733
>>608621775
you aren't human
>>608621891
you suck dick for a living.
>>608622173
>>608621964
Like I give a fuck.
>>608621526
Dude... Relax or die... FUCK YOU FAGGOT
>>608622078
welp. see ya anons. its been fun.
>>608621995
i had this exact thing in mind when i was typing that and gave myself a sad
but i'm a badass and will post even though i lost
>>608621995
lost
>>608620290
oh cool, i guess i never really checked to see what else this site has...huh
thanks though
>>608622173
That's the best you can do? That makes me sadder than anything else in this thread...
>>608622318
>>608622398
>Update
You have no idea how to be a person :]
>>608622784
>>608622779
even the cat things? man...i'm sorry
>>608622978
sept ur reply
>>608617142
Holy fuck. You just made a 200lb black man tear up op.
>>608618333
Screencapped
>>608623109
>>608623302
>>608623372
>>608617285
i saved this to my 'motivational' folder
i don't know why, but thanks
>>608614906
The dark tower.....
Mah nigga. The only Stephen King ending that I found actually sad.
is this from Doukutsu Monogatari?
Fuck, the dad feels always get me... I miss my own father.
>>608622426
goodbye, anon. you're probably gone now but thanks for being with us today
>>608623459
>>608618424
LMAO so true
This one always gets me
All right /b/, I love this girl. She's in call with me and she's asleep, and I spend a lot of time with her. She and I both have issues with anxiety and stuff but we're working them out day by day. I'm a little insecure (despite having a few girlfriends up to the age I am) and she's willing to continue. I told her I love you and she said it back. She lives at least 6-8 hours away. Is this worth it in the long run? We've known each other for over a year or two now.
>tldr I need advice from you guys.
>>608609274
>open this
>its 2:36 am where i am
>cant sleep and im getting drunk on /b/ to forget her
what the fuuuuuck
>>608623590
Energizer to the rescue!
>>608623590
This one almost brought a tear on real fast for some reason.
>>608624000
Go for it dude. If you feel the love and are willing to work through thick and thin, thats a keeper. Me and my gf are states apart. But even then i still plan to see her this may for the first time. And i know it'll be worth it.
>>608622524
>>608622644
Thanks for feeling, anons. That is the one that hurts me the most, and I could never not lose to it.
The worst part is, it will probably be true.
>I miss venice edition doors
>>608616026
I died.
>>608621553
mmmmmmbuulllllshhiiiiiiit
>>608624203
I'll do my best. She's a sweetheart and I do anything I can for her. Whenever she has a panic attack or anything I'm there.
I get upset when she has to go but she still understands.
Thank you for being a /b/ro.
>>608613386
I haven't cried in years
it feels good to let go
How about someone starts a motivational thread after this one dies? A lot of people would extremely appreciate it.
>>608624000
If you love her its totally worth it, you can always meet halfway and then eventually move in together
Whatever you choose to do good luck
>>608624396
I mean, it could be true, if the con camps actually existed. So it's a neat little story like living in a whale.
>>608615954
I really don't get this one. A girl dreams of being a sniper from her book and a butterfly distracts a sniper so a baseball player gets shot and the sniper gets shot. WTF happened?
>>608624372
from laughter?
>>608621733
I'm a a Marine and this image and the video always get to me.
>>608623459
no comeback, really? c'mon man, it's just a game, lighten the fuck up man. It's all good here.
>>608613386
Anyone care to upload a version that can be read?
>>608624000
If you don't you'll regret it later and it will feel much worse than the anxiety you feel about doing it now, trust me. The worst she can do is decline, bro.
>>608624222
It gets me every time as well...I'm going to miss you guys, even if I don't *know* any of you personally. Love you guys.
Dropping the 5-12
>>608624408
Yea man. My girl has a ton of emotional issues. I have my own insecurities as well as her. But we work through em. This month on the 25 is out 7 month anniversary. Nothing special but its a decent amount of time. I love my girl to death and she feels the same about me.
I'v had alot of self issues, but the thing is, when you're low and shes there to help or vice versa, its a world of help. And you need some one like that in life some times. It feels good. Keep on with what you got man. More power to you and i wish you both the best.
>>608624468
No, it's just you. We take our motivation from the sadness that could be.
>>608624760
>>608624628
had to piss, started wanking. sorry it took so long.
>>608624829
>>608624556
>>608624798
Thanks a lot guys I really needed that. She does mean the world to me. Best to both of you.
>>608625094
messed up
1/3
>>608624743
Forgot to thank you, too.
>>608625216
2/3
>knew some nerdy kid in middle school
>his sister had died of brain cancer when she was 10
>never really recovered from that shit
>he was weird and a social outcast
>dude had like one other friend, I talked to him a lot
>kid is bullied a lot
>as in a metric fuckton
>like the shit that you'd see in a sitcom or cartoon was done to him
>literally had a leg broken because some group of douchebags though he was a faggot for "playing kids games in 8th grade"
>school was in shitty part of town so teachers couldn't give a shit about a kid getting ass beat
>eventually we into high school
>its in a slightly better part of town and both of us end up going there
>still bullied, and it's worse
>Ignored to no end, rumour about him fucking stray dogs, thrown naked into girls change room
>couldn't even rap my head around how people could actually do this shit
>suddenly, dude gets cancer
>fucking brain cancer, exact same place, type and shit as his sister had
>it wasn't even genetic to get any kind of recurring cancer in his family
>whole school goes berserk
>everyone is saying how much they love him and how they hope he survives and gets better and shot
>eventually dude says he wants to stay in school despite chemo
>gets into school next day
>he looks depressing, and his face swollen from chemo or something
>lost all hair months ago
>expects all this support and shit because all the fundraisers and rallies and "support" everyone gave him
>literally all he gets is the odd gross stair and the odd "get better" from some equally weird kid
>literally what the fuck
>gets worse and starts to loose his senses due to cancer spreading in his brain
>has to stay in hospital or home
>not looking good, inoperable
>dude is constantly terrified
>he's lost his sight and hearing
>everyone goes back to their bullshit "hope he gets better, prayin 4 u"
>eventually popular as fuck girl dies from a seizure she had in the morning before school
>school goes into fuckmode
cont
>>608625311
3/3
>>608615757
Make there be more eating after the fap and it will be more accurate.
>>608625081
If you ever need advice or just a chat, hit me up on kik. haguraz
>>608625290
oh it's fine, as long as you got good advice i'm happy
captcha: troof
>>608624852
nah, you cool in my book. fasho
haven't cried in some months, thanks guys
>>608625372
>>608625311
>>608625216
oh god. i haven't seen these ones before
these earthquake ones are good
>>608611890
Death sounds like a fucking gold digger.
>>608616798
I know this all too well.
>>608617285
Fake and gay, faggot.
>>608624581
the girl sees the butterfly and thinks of her life before the war, when all was chill. Then the other sniper got shot and sees his life (as a baseball player before the war) flash before his eyes.
>>608625659
>>608625538
I started using my old laptop from 4 years ago, used to save a shit ton of things from 4chan back then. I believe I have the whole collection.
>>608625451
Sir, it was a pleasure calling you a faggot!
>>608625992
>>608626053