What do you expect out of Wrestlemania this year?
>>953007
Being underwhelmed.
>>953004
I give it 10 minutes before we get hotpocketed
>wrong thread number still
delete this
>ywn see Jojo get BEEGED
Why even live?
>>953007
Nothing. My expectations are rock bottom. It's all about NXT Dallas that weekend for me.
Reminder Kevin Owens has the GOAT debut.
inb4 muh Jericho muh Kane
>>953013
We'll have to settle for this
>>953007
Nothing, but deep down inside I hope that Reigns won't go over Haitch
in4bliss
wrong thread number reeeeee etc.
>>952940
>>953016
Is paige really a slut? She's shit at wrestling, horrible talker, and not even hot like eva marie. Her DDT is pretty based though
JUST
>>953004
WHEN THE WALLS GO DOWN
>>953007
20 minute Undertaker entrance
>>953023
MY DICK GOES UP
>>953020
She's young, female, British and works around men in peak physical condition. I think it's safe to assume she's a mega slut.
>>953020
>from norwich
that's really all you need for proof
>>953022
Toe fuck me Finn
I can feel the sweating neckbear of Mick here
>>953029
the fact that Foley who probably has brain damage at this point is a Sanders supporter tells you all you need to know
>>953029
Who does Mick support
>>953031
Looking at the fact that he seems to be leftsided and quite frankly heavily leftsided, I'd say Bernie
>>953018
Hello, rato.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_dmzYN_9bI
THEY LOOKIN SCARED NAH THEY DONT REALLY WANT NONE
>>953032
Figures. Every candidate is steaming shit, though, so I guess the voter is damned either way.
>>953037
YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP
>>953039
The Donald isn't shit
>>953022
What a qt
>>953042
I hope we'll get live celebration on RAW when he wins
>>953047
>Rusev comes out to Dusty's theme and shakes his hand
>>953047
A live sex celebration with Steph.
>>953034
Based Miz
twitch dot tv/teamcoco/v/3616342
BASED ROMAN
Roman haters watch this
He's like a smarks wet dream
reminder that the GOAT AJ Styles had 3.5 star match great with The Miz
>>953069
>3.5 stars
>great
>>953074
>7/10 isn't great
>B isn't great
>>953082
I know. It's just good.
>mfw Beeg wins the Andre battle royal for the second time
>I'M A GIANT
>>953085
HE'S A GIANT, MAGGLE
>>953085
>liking beeg
Lose weight hombre
>>953085
>his seven foot tall tombstone will read I WAS A GIANT
>>953089
>not liking beeg
Gain inches
>>953092
lol, ok
I can guaran-fucking-tee you that I have better facial aesthetics than you. I am a literal 9.5 on the looks scale. Do you know how many girls say that I look like Zayn Malik? I am a literal dead ringer for that little faggot. I get pussy every fucking night you silly cunt. I bet you're some fat shit 300lb neckbeard who fucks his pillow on friday nights because no girl would ever fuck your tall lanky fat ass, am I right? Get mad faggot.
>>953089
>not having patrician tier taste
5XL
>>953093
You should flog yourself 100 times.
You need to suffer.
I’m willing to conduct your torture personally.
Give me your name, address, and a way to identify yourself, and then I will come over along with some legal documents regarding consent, and will torture you.
I will warp your head in a towel, and then pour water over your face.
I’ll chain you to a wall, and make you stand for days on end.
I will starve you, and leave you dehydrated.
I will shove needles under your finger nails. I will break your toes, and then amputate them. I will hammer nails into the bones of your fingers, and I will cut off your fingers centimeters at a time.
I will burn your hands off with a propane torch, and then I’ll make you eat the ashes.
I will make an incision, then slowly peel the skin off of your arm, strip by strip. I will spray your exposed tissue with pepper spray, then will rip it off with dull pliers, then I’ll sew your skin back on.
I’ll make you watch as I saw your arms off, inch by inch, after I repeatedly hit them with a thin metal rod, causing severe contusions and multiple fractured and cracked bones.
I’ll plug your ears, blindfold you, and plug your nose, then leave you there for hours as a machine repeatedly stabs your feet with a very dull stick.
I’ll rip your hair out, along with whatever part of your scalp comes with it, and I will etch “idiot” into your skull.
>>953093
i got laid last night
>>953094
Stfu fat ass
Top 5 wrasslers you think could really go in an actual fight
ETERNAL DON'T FUCK WITH THIS LUNATIC
New Jack
1. Bork
2. Scott Steiner, especially pre-poppa pump when he could actually bend over at the waist edition
3. Vader
4. Taker
5. Stevie Ray
Your 5 biggest pussies
ETERNAL SO DELUDED HE BELIEVED HIS OWN HYPE
Goldberg
1. Ric Flair
2. Shawn Michaels
3. Hogan
4. Psycho Sid
5. Taz
>>953104
Most of them could go in an actual fight. At least compared to the average male.
>>953104
Remember when Taz hired bodyguards in ECW that would basically circle around him
>>953104
>no Haku
18+
>>953104
> no haku
List void
>>953104
>no tonga
Consider benoiting yourself
Which actor do wish was a wrestler/manager?
>Tfw Claire Danes will never cut a scathing promo on the state of the divas division
>>953104
>no Benoit
Fucker literally killed two people single handed
>>953114
That CIA guy from Batman
>>953093
sorry im new is this a copypasta
>>953115
3 actually ;)
>>953115
t. Kevin Sullivan
>>953116
If I pull that vest off, will you gas?
>>953117
Nope. All truth.
>>953121
It would be extremely tiring
lmao jony mundo cucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Vo1z_xSgt8
ROMAN'S SLEEPING
ROMAN'S SLEEPING
>>953125
He's a big dog
>>953128
for Jojo
*winks in the general direction of a camera with a mild pop in the distance*
>>953128
for you
>>953128
For the WWE universe.
>>953104
Katsuyori Shibata
>>953104
>new jack
No he wouldnt, he randomly attacked people in matches randomly with weapons. Dude would get fucked if he tried that shit on dudes like Haku.
Also
>No Haku
>No Shamrock
>No Severn
>>953128
For da big guy
>>953104
Where's my man Steve Blackman
>>953129
THEY TALK TO ME
TALK TO ME
TALK TO ME
TALK TO MEEEEEEEEEE
>>953144
I remember hearing that again and again in Smackdown vs Raw 2009
>>953144
Burn in my light is better tbqhwatpaen
>>953144
Reminder that Randy Orton sings this song.
>>953150
both are good
Burn in my light fitted arrogant young randy
Voices fits mature apex predator
>>953144
That song gives me cancer honestly
>>953165
forgot your new day picture
>>953160
>He's stalking his opponent there John
DUDE GUITAR RIFFS LMAO
>>953176
>The VIPER is coiled!
>>953177
BRRRRRRRRMMMM
DUNNUN DUNNUN DE DUH DUH DUN DEEEEEEEE DUNNUN DUNNUN DE DUH DUH DUN DEEEEEEEE DUNNUN DUNNUN DE DUH DUH DUN DEEEEEEEE DUNNUN DUNNUN DE DUH DUH DUN DEEEEEEEE
DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUN
whose theme lads?
>>953165
DOOD CANCER HAHAHA
>>953183
everyone's
>>953183
WAKE UP ITS MEMEING TIME?
>>953183
thats my theme
>ywn be meat on Ryback's table
>>953194
>ywn look in his eyes and tell him what do you see
When will Bo Dallas join the Wyatt Family?
WAKE UP ITS FEEDING TIME
*hits head*
>>953199
I approve
>>953199
da based guy
WOO WOO WOO
*gets buried by Haitch*
>>953207
*Cena
>>953207
lmao
>>953004
Post your favourite feuds in-terms of pure consistency of match-quality.
>Zayn vs Cesaro
>Angle vs HBK
>Neville vs Kidd
>DBry vs Orton (the first chapter of it when it was Face vs Face respect, not the over-played DBry vs Heel Authority Orton)
>>953208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biDecnMIE9U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GWcfac1j4g
The big guy eating hot wings like a legend
cm punk sucks and is fat like kevin owens
>>953183
Warrior
>>953211
You are a gigantic faggot and your taste in wrestling is 100% grade A dog shit.
>>953211
Sheamus vs Cesaro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTGyiMKktdo
The Big guy power lifting 325 easy.
Cm punk skinny fatass can't powerlift 100
Do not ever put Randy orton and hbk in the same line with those fucking whos
>>953199
Is that Phil?
>>953226
Yes
WELCOME TO THE INJURY ERA
RECORDS WILL BE SHATTERED AS MIZ TV WILL MAIN EVEN WRESTLEMANIA
THANK YOU BASED HAITCH
When are we getting Randy vs Sheamus again?
>>953222
Deadlift* retard
>>953229
Raw after Mania
>>953211
Sheamus vs Orton
Heel Sheamus vs Face Sheamus
who wins
Roman will never EEEEEEEEVER get a pop like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqB4c-NS4d8
>>953211
Drago vs Aerostar
>>953104
Seriously how could you forgot Haku
>Big guy that does flippy shit
Holy fuck NXT.
>>953234
Heel
>>953236
>not Pentagon Jr vs Sexy Star
Shit taste
>http://prowrestlingsheet.com/shawn-michaels-sunny-book-excerpt-locker-room/
Poor cuckdido
roman reigns will never get this pop as a face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKqtFqpRLEk
>>953235
>it's another pointing to the wrestlemania sign episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuurgvLiQn4
WM32 is gonna suck.
>>953234
not the fans, that's for sure
>>953244
Fuck off Phil.
>>953243
The only pop Roman Reigns is getting is that pepsi tattoo on his shoulder
>>953243
Will JBL ever stop shilling Del Rio?
>>953245
I'm glad I already sold my ticket. I live in Arlington and I had been saving for WM since I heard the rumors, before it was even official, I already had money saved up. I had enough saved for the axxess pass, HoF ceremony, and floor seats 5 rows from the front, and I sold everything. I'm so fucking bummed.
>>953244
>it's a "two hard-working faces look at eachother, both look at the wrestlemania sign then look back to eachother" episode
>>953126
>mfw I noticed R-Truth for the first time
>>953126
What the fuck was Tyson Kidd thinking back then when he had that shit hairstyle I mean got damn hahah
>Bayley vs Sasha in MKX tomorrow
>>953259
>tfw used to play the shit out of SvR2011 and he had this fucking hairstyle
Jesus christ, really
>>953259
Literally JUST
>>953260
>Sasha about to be 0-3 against Bayley
Feels good
>>953259
>what hairstyle you want?
>New Day's gimmick but a few years early
>say no more, pham, say no more
Post your favorite moments that ever happened in the wwe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDgBhg1ZC-Q
>>953268
Fucking Booker on commentary
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>953268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhSh35ryueA
>>953270
Booker sympathizes
Why does Aj styles have such a JUST face
>>953273
lmao that is so fucked up of wwe.
>>953273
>that censored WWF on Big Boss Mans jacket
kek
>>953268
Based Haitch.
>>953278
>they're perfectly fine showing him kidnap Big Show's dead father
>but cover up what we legally used as our own logo during this time
>>953273
According to Beeg, him surfing the coffin was totally improvised.
>that exaggerated fucking tumble when he falls off
Hilarious. THIS was the feud around the WWF championship.
>>953259
having just one small line of hair must feel weird
>>953285
Someone edit this into Tyson browsing /wwe/ and seeing a pic of himself with the JUST hairstyle
Guys
guys look
look guys
guys
look
>>946125
>>946125
Wrestling won.
We got kicked off spee and now we're driving out the native denizens of this board one by one
We have our own board.
It's like we always wanted.
>>953268
https://youtu.be/y0nHsxlW14c
>>953268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-y45gF6UQg
>>953259
Charlie Brown?
What would be wwe be like if vince listened to the people that post here
>>953302
no big guys allowed
>>953304
>implying people don't appreciate a good hoss
>>953302
Not to sound arrogant, but genuinely better.
WHAT WILL THE LUNATIC DO
WACKYLINE
>>953302
broke.
>>953310
THIS MAN HAS NO PLAN MAGGLE
HE JUST DOES THINGS
I LOVE IT
>>953302
No flippy shit and no fat asses.
>>953310
Have they called it that since the Rumble? I really never want to hear it again
>>953314
Rebound Memesline fits more honestly
I miss the curb stomp.
>>953315
I heard the new Smackdown guy called it as the Lunatic Lariat and I'd be fine with that
>used to meme and ironically like Ryback
>Now I unironically am a mark for Ryback
What happened to me?
>>953316
I miss stomping your moms curb
>>953317
That's actually way better than WACKYLINE
I honestly thought Cole said Lucky Lie at first
>>953316
>yfw Seth comes back with his girlfriend and does the curb stomp on New Day
>>953318
Anytime you start off liking something, you end up liking it for real. Happened to me with Becky Lynch and Taylor Swift. At this point i just want to die.
>>953318
you are based like the BIG GUY now! welcome to the club
>>953324
>me in charge of making coherent sentences
liking ironically*
>>953318
You acquired taste.
>>953242
i can already see SJWs getting up in arms about the way he came onto her
>>953324
>Taylor Swift
>>953318
>liking something ironically
>I-I'm not gay I only suck dick ironically
Spear yourself hipster.
>>953324
>implying there's anything wrong with liking Bex
Who's the lowest rung on the roster /wwe/?
The Ascension lose the most but I think Fandango has gone the longest without an appearance on Raw/Smackdown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5m2I4i7Ueo
>the best
>>953340
Rosa Mendes
>>953340
Zack Ryder
BRIE MODE
>>953344
WAHWAHWAHWAHWAH
>>953260
>Bayley using Quan Chi
>Sasha using Kung Jin
Boy do I miss /mkx/
>b-but i was only trollign!!111
GOD I fucking HATE smelly fucking Indians
>>953352
Based Truth.
>>953352
>that damage control
Truth btfo this poo in the loo
>>953352
POO
IN
>>953357
LOO
why is he still upset?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkG0AH8sToo
>>953352
>that banter
Holy fuck Punjabs are cringe
>AH MAH GAWD THIS IS MUH FIRST RASSLEMANIA
>MAH BOYFRIEND AND MEH MUM IS WATCHING
>IVE RASSLED MEH MUM FOR YEARS AND THIS IS HER FIRST TIME SEEING HER DAUGHTER RASSLE ON THE BIGGEST STAGE
>[tears up while talking to the camera]
>OH I JUST GOT HUGGED BY RAYZOR RAYMOND
>[Based Kev says hi Paige]
They should make more WM backstage stuff, the Roman and Sting part gave me all the feels.
>>953370
Because he isn't a good wrestler.
Now that he's getting old, he cant rely on strength to make himself workable.
So does anyone still watch tna?
I heard Helms with them.
>>953377
I stopped following it after they introduced the Menagerie, might go back to it though. Is Bobby Rooo still a main eventer?
>>953370
Because he knows he was shit.
>>953373
>the Roman and Sting part gave me all the feels.
Wow.
Sting got to meet Roman?
What a moment for him.
Daily Reminder that this would've been the greatest match in History of the E had it happened
>>953385
No, it showed Sting on the verge of tears before coming out of the gorilla and hugging it out with Vince backstage after the match and a devastated Roman getting hugged by a crying Vince and HHH with Bork telling him good job kid and Seth telling him you're next in this whole thing my friend.
>>953390
gay
>>953389
Well we got Kurt and Shawn instead, which corrected the universe and becoming the alternative greatest match in the history of the E
>>953397
test
>>953399
Not the image, the words. Every time I try to post hello, rato without the comma it marks it as spam and won't allow me to send it.
>>953397
is the wrestling bodies pasta banned here?
>>953400
Same with sleep tight, pupper.
>>953399
WE WANT SASHA!!
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
>>953403
No clue
>>953007
Based Triple H kicking the ass of whoever wins on fastlane
>>953399
Hello kreepo
>>953399
Hello, my good rato
>>953397
>>953399
I can't believe that some assmad mod would damn everyone on the board to early baldness just to feel good about himself. He probably bald due to poor diet, shit genetics and being a Deanetty fan.
>>953399
Hello rat
dubs decides what match I watch, only WWE and NJPW welcome and it has to be a match that is worth watching
thanks
>>953431
Sheamus vs Orton
>>953431
Cactus jack vs Triple H royal rumble 2000
>>953431
Any Eva Marie match.
>>953431
Trips vs Phil
>>953431
Orton vs Sheamus
>>953431
Big Show vs Roman Reigns stairs match
>>953399
shalom rato.
>>953444
TYBH
>>953444
>>953444
IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!
>>953302
Out of business.
>>953302
Diva Feet Contests
>>953444
This
>Finn Balor is injured now too
Come the fuck on already...
What year should I rewatch on the Network bros?
>>953483
1999
>>953389
Kurt is better than Eddie sorry bro
>>953497
Kurt said Eddie was the best ever
>>953318
Proof shitposting makes you stupid.
>>953399
hello ratto
>>953483
2001. Get that Invasion angle going
>As noted, Alberto Del Rio has been dealing with a lower back injury. It's said that while Del Rio will be facing WWE United States Champion Kalisto at Fastlane, he's not 100% but is good enough to go. We noted before that Del Rio suffered the injury from a Brock Lesnar suplex in the Royal Rumble 30-man main event. Word now is that he was injured from either taking a vertical suplex from Lesnar at the Rumble or a German suplex on the January 18th RAW event.
And I bet Vince will still wonder why everyone is dropping like flies.
>>953483
I'm in the middle of 2003 currently. Just saw Bad Blood with the Triple H/Kevin Nash HIAC match
>>953509
>del rion nowhere close to 100% for a match with kalisto
If you thought their previous matches were shit you ain't seen nothin yet
>There was a lot of backlash online this past week after it was revealed that Braun Strowman vs. The Undertaker was being planned for WWE's WrestleMania 32.
>Multiple source say Strowman is improving and you can see it when he works out. It's said that Strowman is a lot better than what we've seen on WWE TV and that he can do a lot more in the ring than what we've seen so far, according to PWInsider. Apparently Strowman's skills are being saved for a bigger stage, likely the grandest stage of them all - WrestleMania.
>We've noted how Vince McMahon sees Braun as one of his projects. Vince has taken a big interest in Strowman and building him as a top guy. It's said that the everything to do with Strowman comes straight from Vince McMahon - everything from how he's been presented, to the way he works, the way he picks opponents up, the way he stumbles around and sometimes takes bumps, all those are edicts from Vince.
>While the Braun vs. Taker WrestleMania singles match may have been nixed already, it was said that WWE does have a longterm plan for the former strongman champion. There was even talk of doing Strowman vs. Brock Lesnar around SummerSlam time, if everything goes well with his performance at WrestleMania.
Post yfw he turns out to be Kurt Angle tier in the ring and we've been worked this whole time
in case any one is interested. Here is Phil and his UFC opponent.
https://twitter.com/ufc/status/696131418653523971
>>953509
>del rio was GOAT in lu and aaa
>comes back to wwe
>saddled with fucking zeb colter and the league of jobbers
>even after going over cena clean still seen as worthless
>have to work through back injury to fastlane just to job to manlet
>then after surgery and recovery back to jobbing
feelsbadman.jpg
>>953516
>it's an actual human being with cognitive thought and defined musculature
Holy shit Phil's gonna die lads.
>>953515
>yfw he shooting star presses Taker and pins him the BTFOs Bray and takes over the Wyatt's
>>953515
inb4 Braun has more moves than Roman and has a higher workrate but they hold him back because he's Bray's monster
>Braun doing flippy shit
>>953515
>mfw Braun hits a standing 630 on taker then throws him out of the ring then hits him with a spaceman plancha
>>953115
>A woman and a retarded child
Together that's like 0.75 people max
*patiently waits for the royal rumble mark remark*
>>953515
I would honestly be pleased if he turns out to be anywhere near Kurt Angle all of a sudden.
I'm sure marks alike would suddenly clamor about how they've always loved him too
>>953532
>inb4 Braun is a patrician technician that executes a cattle mutilation with such finesse and precision
This sounds like something you'd hear in a rap
>>953535
I've liked Strowman since his debut desu family
