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This general is cancer tbqh but I post in it anyway
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I miss edge :/
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Third for 11-time world champ Edge
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i miss orton :/
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>>870828

Stocks are down for most companies at the beginning of the year too. Means nothing dumbass.

18+
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>>870830
Bitch I'd fuck you up then fuck your bitch
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>>870826
Why? He has been phoning it in since 2010. The only decent matches he had after that were against the shield. And that wasn't exactly all him.
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>>870828
>b-but r-roman is getting to good ratings?!?!?!?
>b-better go look at the stocks!1
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>tfw WWE just turns Nakameme into Jap Sheamus
>tfw Styles beats Cena on his debut singles match then loses the feud and fucks around in the midcard until he leaves/retires
>tfw Anderson/Festus are going to NXMeme for some reason
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>>870842
>style beats cena on his debut singles
Anon....
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>>870843
What the fuck. I haven't even watched since TLC when did he come back and when did he get injured again? Did they give a timetable for his return?
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>>870828
Stock is down because Cena is missing mania tbqh.
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If Sheamus was a Yu-Gi-Oh character, what kind of deck would he have?
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>>870854
Toon deck
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I wish John Morrison stuck around. He was great talent
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>>870861
I do too. I think he could have been something. Probably not main event material but at least pretty decent mid card material on aesthetic alone. Given time and experience he could have some good shit.
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>>870845
Post-Wrestlemania, so he'll be back for Fastlane.
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>>870865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7CZazD3AeQ

I like Seth and everything but he seems like a much better version of him when it comes to flippy shit.
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>>870872
Yeah but had the benefit of getting over with a white hot stable before going on his singles run, plus even after that he still had the betrayal angle hanging with him. Even though he left the shield, the shield never really left him. And even further it's just a different time. They had talent in spades back then, enough that they could waste them. Now they barely have enough talent to keep them covered, and with the questionable booking that they have the talent that they do have is not enough. If Morrison was here now I think he would be pushed pretty decently.
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>>870872

He has real beef with Rollins.
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Is /asp/ looking for mods at the moment?
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>>870876
Deets
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Is Cesaro slated to.be back by wrrstlemania? He can main event the biggest wrestlemania :)
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>>870879

>Seth Rollins appeared on the PodNasty podcast on Thursday and at 8:48 in the video above, you can hear him respond to comments made by John Morrison. Morrison recently said that he would "destroy Seth Rollins at everything." Rollins clearly didn't care for that and fired back at the Lucha Underground star and former WWE performer.

>"If I'm not mistaken, I believe John Morrison is a zero-time WWE World Heavyweight champion. Mind you, zero. As in never once did he win the big one. And I'm, what, not even three years into my WWE career and I've already won Money in the Bank, won the WWE title at WrestleMania, first-ever NXT champion so there's a lot of things that I've already destroyed John Morrison at and if John Morrison thinks he can take me in any of those endeavors, I would love for John Morrison to step up and say something like that to my face."
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>>870876
Over what? Is he just salty cause he isn't there anymore? Or something else?
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>>870813

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jntHOKj0DC4
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>>870882
I don't know if he's being a mark at himself or if he's working a Morrison return Ă  la ADR
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>>870882
Its kind of hard for me to tell if he is being in character or not, but its a podcast so probably not
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>>870882
Okay yeah, just butt mad that he hasn't done what all Rollins has.

Captcha keeps telling me to identify steak. Does it know that I had steak for dinner?
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alright wrestling fags listen up real close cause this is the last and final chance i'm giving your fat asses to get off my board.

/asp/ was originally created for people who who actually participate in their sports. which is why you see threads like MMA where people discuss styles and give others tips. NOT because they think it's cool after seeing it on a fucking tv show like you nerds but because it helps us become better fighters in real life. you see our practice of these sports has given us the right to post here. how many of you actually train to become "wrestlers" (i keep the word quoted because it's not really wrestling it's fucking soap opera)? i bet there's not a single one who actually is training. NO you just watching your shitty tv show all fucking day. THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS BOARD WAS FUCKING MADE FOR

IT WAS MADE FOR PEOPLE WHO PARTICIPATE IN THEIR SPORTS

IS IT SO FUCKING HARD TO GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEADS??????????????????????????????????????????????????? YOU FUCKING RETARDED AUTISTIC SHITS

maybe we could come to some sort of agreement since it seems that the guys over on /sp/ really hate you (with good reason) and don't want you back i guess you have no choise but to stay here. BUT can you atleast limit the amount of threads you make? im not saying you can't make threads but add a few rules to it

>only make a new general when the old one drops to page 3
>don't make shitloads of threads about the same subject (really there's no need to)
>smal items don't need their own threads you can just put them in the general
>stop the fucking retared "is he autisic" threads and other shitposting
>STOP FUCKING USING TERMS LIKE "PLAYING WITH TOY GUNS" OR "MMAUTISTS" AND STOP FUCKING CALLING REAL WRESTLING GAY
>that means no trolling of ANY kind

if you can comperehend this set of rules i believe we would be happy to accept you here and allow you to post your threads
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipfT0QhzRSI
>outlaw wrestling
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>>870888

That's a lot of fighting words
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>>870891
Diablo Jr in NXT when?
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>>870890
I think you should stop playing with plastic toy guns. I bet you don't even watch anime, you faggot.
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>>870894
>getting worked this hard by the newest bait.

I feel like I must be being worked by your bait over being worked by the newest bait.
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>>870861
>>870865

Morrison had an amazing season 1 of lucha underground. I was sad to see him leave WWE but glad he's still able to put on amazing mathces for a company that's actually giving him a big spotlight
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I want to fuck Paige
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>>870899
Mundo vs Puma in that All Night Long match its fucking amazing. First match in a fucking long time that got me at the edge of my seat
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> wanting Johnny back in WWE

Why? LU has already used him far better than WWE ever could

>>870887
>>870888
Rollins is pretty much ALWAYS working, he almost never does anything that's 100% out-of-character
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>>870882
Seth wanting to be a smug shit all the time will probably keep him from being a quality top face

Good bantz nonetheless
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Apparently, Roman Reigns is super over in Montgomery, Al. Only good match of the show was New Day vs. Usos.
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>>870915
Rollins its the last champion of keyfabe, God Bless Him
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>>870921
Roman is over at every house show

Who was he facing?
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>>870920
Judging by the pushes Cena + Reigns have gotten, you're SUPPOSED to be a smug shit
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>>870921
>>870926

Because unlike the idiots of the internet, actual WWE fans aren't treating him like a Cena yet.
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>>870909

I want to watch you fucking Paige.
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>>870932
I want to watch you watching him fucking Paige.
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>>870909
>>870932
>>870933
HAHAHA THIS IS SO EPIC I'M LOVING THIS!
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>>870931
> like a Cena

He's already worse than Cena ever was, pal. Catch up.
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>>870826
Orton is terrible
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>>870822
same
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>>870937
Orton is great.

Safe worker, great reactions, RKO is still the best finisher, still over wether he is a heel or a face.

Also VINTAGE ORTON.
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>>870813
That new smackdown mauro ranallo is really fucking good, I prefer him over all the other announcers currently, he actually made the matches interesting unlike maggle and jerry the gay lawler
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>>870877
you asked in the right place because we run this shit
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>>870941
It's just nice to have a play-by-play guy who isn't a Cole clone.
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>mfw based orton buried the dirtsheets and meltzer and is likely to return at the rumble
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>>870945
When and where?
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Is Goldberg considered bad just because he ended Bret Hart's career?
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>>870947
On his instagram
>I see many of you think I need neck surgery. I heard weeks ago that Meltzer stated it as a fact. I don't keep up with gossip, so I didn't think anything of it. As far as my shoulder, I was cut on 12/8. Things are ahead of schedule and I'm pumped to get back to work. As far as my neck, and I'm only debunking this 'fact' for the sincerely concerned fans, I DONT need neck surgery. Remember, unless you hear about it on WWE.com, you really should take everything you read online concerning pro wrestling with a grain of salt.

B A S E D O R T O N
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O U T T A N O W H E R E
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>>870948
Well for that case yeah sure. He's not bad, it's just that he was a subpar wrestler that was pushed to the sky and he kinda thought he was the shit.


Seriously though, when you think Goldberg, do you automatically think "oh yeah he had a couple good matches especially against so and so" or "yeah he's always had a really awesome entrance and he jackhammer/spears people"
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>>870882
>sorry I sucked haitch's dick and you didn't
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In light of the Japan signings, what are the best matches to watch to get a feel of the bullet club?
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>>870954
They will be irrelevant. Stop talking about them

K thx
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>>870954
Check out any Kaientai match.
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How do we rid this general of the obese neckbeards?
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how did your team do today /wwe/

>steelers
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>>870954
they're not actually good wrestlers
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>>870941
>hating king
>2014+2
>ever
If the product and matches were actually interesting then maybe he could announce something. He is neutered by not being allowed to be a non-pg rated heel announcer. Also without someone like JR to work off of her just doesn't care anymore. I mean seriously the best he has to work with is JBL and maggle. It's a surprise he even shows up sober to work.
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>>870963
Your opinions mean shit dumb Romark
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>>870961
You leave this board, neckbeard
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>>870961
Ban MMA, skateboarding and "Airsoft" threads.
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>>870959
Sounds good to me, I loved kaientai.
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>>870965
>Roman
>good wrestler
try again
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>>870964
he was ok on smackdown this week

>inb4 watching smackdown

I wanted to see what the new guy was like
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>>870954

There's no point since they won't be wrestling those kinds of matches on RAW anyway.

They'll just be jobbers.
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>>870970
It's okay I watched it too. I liked it. I liked the new guy, I liked King getting to be a heel again. All and all I was alright with it all. I wish they would let King be the old pervy uncle he used to be.
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so im watching some wrestling and my girl walks in and now she thinks im gay

fuck wrestling
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>>870963
18+
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>>870976
Dude your fine, chicks dig gay dudes. It's like their favourite thing ever. Just tell her that you are only straight for her.

Yeah I know it's joke bait, but I like to play.
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>>870979
>but I like to play
I like to play too, post butthole for me ;)
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Shinsuke Nakamura's leaked theme song came out

it goes like this

>BOOOOOOOOOOONGGGGGG
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>>870982
butthole
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>>870984
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>>870990
>Liking JUST the wrestler
>any year
No thanks.
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>tfw you will never get drunk and fuck Bayley with the force of a thousand suns
>tfw you will never make up and realize you've been humping her giant inflatable arm waving tube man
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why the FUCK is the rock in their roster page
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>>870993

The Rock has always been there you fucking mark
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>>870993
Because he's probably main eventing Wrestlemania.
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>>870993
jobber squad.jpg
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>>870993
The use 2K16 to decide
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>>870991

>Not liking Baron Corbin
>Current year

18+
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>>870993
>tfw you will never shove your white dwarf into Eden's black hole
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>KO goes over Ambrose at Royal Rumble and Fastlane
>KO is now the the IC champion
>D.Bry makes his return the Raw after Fastlane
>gets a huge huge HUGE pop because it's fucking D.Bry
>Cuts a promo about his time away, that he never lost the IC title, and that he's here to reclaim the IC title before reclaiming the WHC at a later date
>time skip to wrestlemania - Their feud has been built nicely and the IWC is very hyped for that match
>They have a classic 5 star match
>KO goes over and has a monster run for the rest of the year

R8 my Road to Wrestlemania booking for the IC title match.
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>>871005
his match with appollo meme was terrible
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>>871007
0/10 apply yourself
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>>871007
>KO

Stopped reading right there.
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ryback silverback gorilla bro 2016 royal rumble winner and wwe champ

kevin obese owens 2016 dead after choking on kinder surprise
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Rate this idea

>Taker vs Bray in a buried alive match
>Taker wins
>Bray taken off tv for a year
>Bray uses year off to train everyday and lose like 100 lbs
>Bray comes back as Mo Dallas, Bo's long lost brother
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>>871012
5/10

Mo Dallas would be good lulz though
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>>870813

http://loopvideos.com/AFCyM-EoDew?from=9025&to=0
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>>871009
>>871010
>>871011
I'll have you know that was some passionate fantasy booking applied to my fav wrestler. Eat shit you greasy fucks
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Ryback 1000 mamacita tinder matches

Kevin Ovens 1000 neckbeard matches on neckbeard PWG wrestler app
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>>871016
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>>870990
he's really improved and Breaking Ground made me like him

I only join wrestler clubs when they've wow'd me with a promo

I don't think that's too unreasonable
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post your 2nd favorite wrestler who probably would've been your favorite in another era
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>>871020
Chavo
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>>871014

http://loopvideos.com/AFCyM-EoDew?from=1751&to=0
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>>871023
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>>870828
Stocks are down around the entire world you idiot, China's economy collapsed or something.
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>>871020
Scotty 2 Hotty
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>>870990
Cant w8 for him and Cody Hall to destroy manlets together once Cody comes over
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>>871046
Bullshit. How would you even know that? Can you speak/read Chinese? Lol fuck off.
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>>871007
>not KO vs Generico

'No'
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>>871020
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>>871015
>KO gets back title
>keeps it
>gets to rage across the mid-card
>meanwhile deanetty goes main event and wins the WHC

10/10 OP
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>>871060
based anon
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R-Truth world title push when?
He clearly has the mic skills and natural charisma (a lot more than Bryan)
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>>871083
>TNA star
>getting a legit push in Vince's company
kek the halls, m80
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>>871091
He started out in WWE as K-Kwik before he went to TNA.
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>>870931
Nah. I like Roman. I just thought it was weird that he over here. Roman has proven to be awesome when he just beats the fuck out of people, so I am hoping WWE can book him a bit better in the future.
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>Nakamura supposedly coming to WWE with his theme

The roof is literally going to come off at Raw after Mania when he challenges a returning Daniel Bryan, isn't it?
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>>871111
Maybe 1 per cent of the crowd at most will know who he is if that, the other 99 per cent will wonder why there is a fat old chink pretending to be Freddie Mercury
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LoL, do people here seriously think that any of these Japanese flippy shit midgets are going to have any sort of impact outside of NXT? The IWC delusion is completely unreal. Nakamura, whatever the fuck his name is, is the next Hideo Itami. Or the next Funaki. These dream matches that all of you neckbeards are creaming over will probably happen on the pre-show of some random C-tier PPV. Nobody fucking cares besides you obese fatasses. Vince doesn't care for the tiny 20,000 or so neckbeard smarks who masturbate over this boring flippy shit midget shit. He cares for the general audience. He isn't going to put Daniel 'weak little vegan' Bryan vs Generic Japanese CAW #482434 on Wrestle-fucking-Mania. Maybe it'll be some random RAW match at best.
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as long as nakamura debuts against a top tier heel and puts on a good show, he is going to get over.
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>>871146
>top tier heel
Who is there? Brock I guess but I doubt that'll happen.
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>>871147
well thats the problem.

they dont have many top heels.

Owens is probably their best bet because they have worked together in the past.

but like, their top heels right now are owens, sheamus and maybe bray.
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>>870944
>>870973
It was funny seeing king act so annoyed by the new guy, im not sure if its jealousy or him just playing the part though
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>>870950
Kek nice, meltzer looks like a real tool when he reports dumb shit like that
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>>871142
>Japanese flippy shit midget
>Nakamura is taller than Cena
>implying he's a flippy wrestler

Are you trolling or just some kind of special moron? Jesus Christ, watch one match before you open your stupid mouth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZzcM3-e8MI
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Is Cena's popularity within /wwe/ ironic or legit?
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>>871196
It's a sexy mixture of both.
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>>871193
Sorry, I'm not overweight, I don't have a neckbeard and I'm not homosexual so I cant watch that video
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>>871203
Project harder, friend. You're in the professional wrestling section of an anime image board acting like a retard. You're the one who needs to take a look at what's wrong with your life and where you've failed.
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>>871196
Personally I genuinely like him. Every complaint regarding him can also be applied to Hogan, Rock, Austin or any other top guy. Yeah he rarely loses, but if he did it would totally undermine his status as a top guy. There has to be a guy on the roster that can just instantly elevate someone from mid card to big deal. Cena is that guy. A clean win over him is huge and does wonders for a career when the aftermath is booked right.

Add to that, he's great on the mic and can work the crowd better than anybody else they have (except maybe DB). He's better than he gets credit for in the ring too. He's not amazing or anything, but he can hold his own against more talented opponents.

Kiddies seem to forget just how protected Austin was. How protected Hogan was. Cena is arguably the least protected FOTC of all time. He has about a dozen clean losses since 2007. How many did Austin have after becoming the man? Like 3? People need to appreciate just how much worse John could be.
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>>871196
Legit, unlike the roman love
He is an all time GOAT think Hogan lite but his matches are actually watchable

Only edgy teenagers and virgins dislike Cena, its a fact
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>watching a show made for kids and people living in trailer parks
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I can't wait until /wwe/ becomes a huge mark for Karl Anderson.
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>>871223
> dislikes wrestling
> while posting on the wrestling board
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>>871203
Have sex, hopefully you won't be so insecure.
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>>871216
I think it's more the longevity and having the same character in all that time that gets people worked up about Cena. People just got bored with him main eventing all the time.

We have come round to him since he became US champ.
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>>871227
you sound worked
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>>871226
https://vine.co/v/eIZt5jrHXAm
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>>871232
no u
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>>871237
no me
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>>871235
>In the woods with #hotasianwife
Ah I love it maggle
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>>871239
Glad you accept it
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How badly is Balor Club going to flop?
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>>870828
>yfw Reigns finally kills the E
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>>871196
Cena is GOAT, even made the US title legit again.
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>>871244
As long as it's a heel stable they will get pretty over, considering they book them strong like the shield.
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>>871126

>Post-Mania Raw crowd

Bruv, that's the fucking smark city crowd, they'll know him.
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>>871226

his face is too small for his head. they look like dash and fucking dawson. 0/10 would not push.
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>>871244
It better not be called Balor Club. It makes Karl and Gallows just seem like a couple of Finn fanboys. I know the Bullet Club is still active in New Japan and they can't use that, but they need to come up with another name better than Balor Club.
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>>871253
WWE filed a trademark for Balor Club.
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>>871255
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>>871252
He looks vanilla but he's the most charismatic person in the Bullet Club.
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>>871259
>most charismatic person in the Bullet Club
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>>871259
Him and Owens can have a feud about whose wife is hotter.
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>>871262
Anderson. Asian girls win by default.
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>>871253
Should have called it the "Machine Gun Madmen" hahahahaha
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>>871259

what's his work rate like?
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>>871264
Ammo Crew
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>>871263
Owens is much hotter. Andersons looks like a Thai tranny >>871235
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>>871270
Thai trannys are fucking hot.
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>>871263
>he has yellow fever
lmao
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Remember the time Brayy abducted a bunch of kids and gave them sheep masks?
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>>871253
Grenade boys/team rocket (assuming Nintendo doesn't trademark it already) sound nice.
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>>871270
Nah. I got a thing for Asian girls. When girls aren't Asian, Latina or any other exotic ethnicity (like Layla), it's hard for me to be particularly interested. White girls are boring.
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>>871277
You are literally a meme
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>>871277
Jado's bitch in WK10 is hot. But Anderson's wife looks like a man. Nice tits though.
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>>871279
>said by a person who replies in memes

the irony
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>>871281
its like pottery innit :^()
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>>871253
Firing Blanks
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>>871277
>White girls are boring
That's because you haven't had sex
18+
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>reigns is in the ring
>"Roman Reigns only has one more man to eliminate to retain his championship!"
>"Who's it gonna be maggle!"
>3...2...1...
>arena darkens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJusRJWvO2s
>"Oh my god..."
>"We heard the rumors maggle!"
>"HE'S HERE!?! TONIGHT??!"
>"REIGNS IS STUNNED!!"
>"SHINSUKE NAKAMURA HAS ARRIVED!"
>"Former IWGP Intercontinental and world champion maggle!"
>"Wait a minute, that's Doc Gallows and Karl Anderson from Japan in the ring attacking Reigns?!?"
>"Nakamura coming in now, Reigns is eliminated!"
>"Nakamura is WWE WHC!"
>Triple H comes out
>"Y'see Roman, you don't get to win... I was thinking, if this is how it's going to be, I'm injecting a lethal dose of poison and taking this company down."
>"THE BULLET CLUB HAS ALLIGNED WITH THE AUTHORITY"
Would /wwe/ mark?
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>>870822
The discussion here is fairly vapid but other places are thin-skinned and much more prone to a hiveminded circlejerk.
4chan's generally combative nature at least provokes an array of opinions. Wew/leddit are just pansies who genuinely cry about shitposters instead of shitposting back at them.
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>>871286
Hong Konger girlfriend since August 2014. I can have sex whenever I want. Why don't you stop projecting and have sex yourself?
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>>871289
No. Go on a diet.
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>>871289
Would mark for Nakamura boomaying Reigns over the top rop and becoming champion. But knowing WWE, it'll probably go over something more like this:

>3... 2... 1 BZZZZZT
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5jc4UAEOZA
>"FUCK YOUR DREAMS. FUCK YOUR LIFE."
>AJ enters the ring and is thrown over the top rope by Big Show
>JBL: "WELCOME TO THE BIG LEAGUES, KID"
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>>871292
Haha, fantastic meme my friend. :D

It's a dangerous one to use, can leave you looking silly but you've done it. You've earned this upvote. ;)
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>>871289
Sure
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>>871295
>Would mark for Nakamura boomaying Reigns over the top rope

HOW
O
W
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Can you recommend me more weeb music that is as epic as this?
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>>871289
>>"Wait a minute, that's Doc Gallows and Karl Anderson from Japan in the ring attacking Reigns?!?"
>SUPERMAN PUNCH!
>SUPERMAN PUNCH!
>SPEAR
>NAKAMURA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
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>>871301
Roman is hung up over the ropes. Nakamura runs in and knees him in the back of the head, sending him over.

It's moot though. Nakamura is still doing shows with New Japan until the end of the month. We won't see him in WWE for awhile. Maybe Bullet Club.
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>>871302
this
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>>871302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37kM7eU2tmo
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>>871289
>>871302
>Can you recommend me more weeb music that is as epic as this?
whoops
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>>871308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLTWKU8rS1Q

NJPW wrestler themes and JRPG music are good if you like this stuff
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>>871308
My favorites:

Shibata
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqFM39b8IN0

Yano
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqjqvILZC7M

Takahashi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uvhnpo9yPoQ

Suzuki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSE3uAmn7yA

Chono
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEI2vAKxIks

>>871307
This too
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>>871312
Fuck. Forgot based Rainmaker's theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBY_ZkjrKZc
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Fuck, did I accidentally stumble onto reddit?
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>>871314
Nah, but feel free to go back there.
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>>871312
>Shibata
Holy fuck this guy is brutal, he's fucking kicking niggas heads off. I'm probably getting worked though
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>>871316
Shibata is stiff as fuck. Him and Ishii always have brutal matches.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x12xkql_katsuyori-shibata-vs-tomohiro-ishii-njpw-g1-climax-23-08-04-13_sport
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>>871316
He actually killed someone on the ring using an elbow drop.
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>>871316
>>871318
>Shibata vs Ishii at WK10

STIFF
T
I
F
F POTATOES
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>''I don’t like gays. Write that down in your little notebook. I don’t like gays''
What did Bork mean by this?
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>>871323

He meant that the reporter was violating his safe space.
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Who else remembers this nonsensical promo by Taker? What in the fuck were creative thinking?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkkLo-Us5-4
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>>871321
>that headbutt spot.
that got me cringing.
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>>871320
What a sloppy piece of shit

Why can unskilled vanilla chinks only get over by actually hitting their opponent lads?
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>>871337
Why do you get off watching roided up pieces of shit comically punch the air in front of their opponents while stomping their feet on the mat?
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>>871339
I seem to have hit a nerve there ay weeb?

You havent answered my question
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>>871339
It's not like roided up giants (ah love it maggle) don't stiff each other too. Lesner, GOATberg, and Vader were stiff Fucks on most of their matches. But you can be stiff without doing it like those guys in Japan do it, they just get excessive.
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>>871345
Vader's best years were in japan, man.
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>>871345
This. There's stiff and then there's straight up dangerous.
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>>871345
>goldberg
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>>871345
It's not excessive. Its part of the match and what makes it look realistic. You're too used to american sports entertainment where the wrestling takes a backseat to the promos, angles and gimmicks.
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>>871354
If you say so. To me slamming your knee in to the back of someone's head and neck without pulling it at all is a good way to make someone Benoit themselves.
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>>871354
You're better off watching UFC desu
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>>871354
Why not just watch UFC if realism is what you're after? Good storytelling and psychology makes a much more entertaining match than stiff strikes.
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>>871357
Funny, considering there's more psychology in most New Japan matches than there are in WWE. It's not just stiff MMA style strikes. I'm a fan of both promotions. I like characters and stories too, but the match quality in NJPW has WWE beat, hands down.
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>>871358
I watched some of WK10 and can state for a fact this is *NOT* true.

Jap psychology = guys doing the exact same move to each other in a comedic manner.
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>>871359
Last three matches of WK10 are widely considered to be match of the year contenders. Stop talking out of your ass. You didn't watch it, or you're being a contrarian. I can say the exact same thing without any sort of substance about WWE like you just did:

Murican psychology = guys doing the exact same move to each other in a comedic manner
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>>871355
This is a bad example. Boma Ye isn't a dangerous move to take because he hits with a very padded guard at the correct angle.
Should have made note of Shibata's everything, instead.
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>>871359
uh, yeah... sounds like you didn't watch wk10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ys6tuoQXex8
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>>871360
I don't know who the match was between. I think it was the 3rd last match on the card. It was exceptionally stiff but unfortunately my cock wasn't because it was silly they were just doing the same moves on each other really stiff without even trying to dodge or block for laughs.
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>>871360
MATCH OF THE YEAR? the year has only just begun my boy
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>>871362
I watched some of it on and off. Turned it off during the Nakamura v Styles match out of boredom (not saying it wasn't a good match but I'd been watching for a while and wasn't invested because I don't know these guys).
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>>871302
Taka Michinoku's old WWE theme is pretty awesome
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>>871347
Got any links to his best stuff? Cause I loved Vader, ending his wwe career is the only thing I can never forgive the kliq about.
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>>871345

I can agree that the Japanese guys can get too excessive with their stiff strikes. One that stands out is Ishii's unprotected headbutt spot which would be all right if he did it like once a year, but he does it in virtually every big match. But, more often than not the stiff strikes are to areas like the chest and thighs. Those parts can take a stiffer shot just fine.

>>871364

That was Ishii vs Shibata. I don't know, I kind of like those "strong style" type matches where both of the guys refuse to give up. They don't happen too often, so it's something different.
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>>871345
>goldberg
>not excessive
the guy gave Bret Hart a stroke and injured tons of other guys
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>>871390
>injured tons of other guys
He was green as fuck but never injured anyone that wasn't Bret Hart to my recollection.
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>>871390
Not him but can that be counted as "excessive" or "sloppy" due to its unintentional nature?
He was a serial shitter.
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>>871394
Well he injured himself numerous times I guess like when he punched a window and put himself out of action for 6 months or something.

I think his spear broke Rock's ribs at Backlash 2003 and he injured Bret with a Jackhammer before the stroke.
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>>871394
Notoriously nearly cracked Beeg's sternum.
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>>871400
>nearly
He didn't injure him
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>>871398
Didn't he also end brets career with a botched super kick that gave him a concussion?
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>>871402
yeah he gave Bret a stroke with that kick

poor old Bret, gets injured by greenberg, gets told to do another match with him, Greenberg ends his career.

I think a bunch of WCW guys complained about his spears as well since he just did football tackles and tried to hurt guys rather than an actual wrestling spear.
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>>871401
Actually I think he outright DID crack Big Show's sternum. I can't remember.
Around this time there were a lot of complaints in WCW about him being very unsafe to work with.
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>>871402
The post he replied to mentions that
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>>871405
He was doing shows after, he'd have been sidelined otherwise
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>>871407
I actually just looked it up and he did crack Beeg's sternum
>doing shows afterwards

Fucking trooper give him the Rumble win Vince.
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>>871410
It was never told by BEEG or Greenberg, it was a claim by 1 or 2 WCW wrestlers
That and the fact that you can barely walk with a broken sternum let alone wrestle full matches.
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>>871410
I don't see any way he can't win! You can't eliminate a giant maggle!
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>>871412
It's the power of the giant, Anon.
He's not a normal Human.
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>this piece of shit is STILL getting paid by WWE
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>>871420
literally who
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>>871203
plis benoit yourself
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>>871420
Blame the fans, they're the ones that kept voting that piece of shit back in despite wwe trying to sabotage him week after week.
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>>871430
WWE purposefully cultivated the underdog air around to to ingratiate him to fans.
They are also the ones who hired him after they ultimately did vote for someone else in favour of him after the show ended.
They also hired numerous other of the show's losers.
TE was never intended to create just one winner, dingus.
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>>871430
>Getting this worked by the E.

Hilarious.
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>>871432
Obviously they were going to hire more than just the winners, but if he had got eliminated early on and didn't make it to the finals he definitely would not have gotten hired.
Did they even hire tanner?
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>>871434
tough enough was super serious business
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>>871226
he is the one who gets fucked the most by WWE PG

>His fucking finisher is the RKO
won't keep it in WWE
>His gimmick is posing to a machine gun sound BRRRT
not PG, won't keep it
>signature Piledriver
won't keep in WWE
>being a total ass and swearing the fuck out of these filthy japs
wont keep in WWE

He needs a totally new gimmick.
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>>871435
I think he went into MMA.
>yfw he fucks Punk up
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>>871440
That'd be cool of he got to face punk but he's a faggot for just dropping wwe just because he didn't win tough enough.
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