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Manlets not welcome
>The city of TNA
>The city of manlets
CORBIN BTFO!!
>SIT DOWN PIG BOY
LMAO FUCKING SHIT!
REMOVE INDY DARLINGS
oh
its coming
STREAMING LIVE
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Give me a (you) if you're 5'9" or shorter.
CORBIN BTFO
What the fuck was that ending?
R O L L U P
CORBIN SHAVE YOUR HEAD CHRIST THAT HAIRLINE
>>1123328
Shades of Razor and 1-2-3 kid.
I like it!
That match sucked.
I thought Corbin was good you guize?
MANLET MASTER RACE REPORTING IN
ROLLUP
Austin Ares? Who the fuck is this loser? That was horrifically bad.
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Lanklets btfo
>Roll up pin
GOTTA KEEP CORBIN LOOKING STRONG!!!!!!!
>looks like a chump all match
>pulls a win with a rollup
W E W
>a roll up
Why? Made both Corbin and AA look bad
nxt is a fucking joke lmao
>2 stinkers in a row
come on defend this
SHIT ENDING
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FACE DOWN ASS UP THAT'S HOW WE LIKE TO FUCK!
>self rockbottom thinning hair man
BTFO
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>Corbin carried that match
I never thought I'd say that.
What the fuck did Aries do besides that rope stuff?
LE SNEAK A WIN OUT OF NOWHERE INDY MAN
Pretty dull match and it didn't do anything for either man. Well Corbin is the worst wrestler on this card so it makes sense.
Designed jobber to the indies.
>>1123349
reported to the FBI
Anti-smarks B T F O
WELCOME TO MY HOUSE
WELCOME
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it can only go up from here r-right guys
>>1123350
6'2" here just to put down manlets.
R O L L U P
FUCKING SHIT INDY DARLINGS
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>>1123347
my body is ready
MANLETS WIN
>LANKLETS BTFO
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>LANKLETS BTFO
Corbin had heat.
Aries seemed totally unremarkable.
>>1123377
Drop kicks
Honestly though baron Corbin is probably my favorite thing going in nxmeme now, other than Nak
>>1123392
Yeah that was the only match people weren't looking forward to. Everything else on the card looks based.
Great, this means that halal cunt sami is winning.
Did someone say that Samson vs Crews was moved to dark match?
>Indie darling dragging down my Corbin to a 2 star match.
5'5 here I'll fuxk any of you guys up
>>1123392
We all hope, Brad Maddox's wife
TIME FOR STRONG STYLE
WE NAKAMURA NAO
GET
FUCKING
HYPE
HOLY SHIT
IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S SWAG TIME
>>1123407
Yes. Crews won.
>>1123410
>It's next
The fuck
>IT'S TIME
IT'S TIME
>IT'S TIME
IT'S TIME
>IT'S TIME
IT'S TIME
>IT'S TIME
IT'S TIME
>IT'S TIME
IT'S TIME
Nakamura now?
>>1123407
I fucking hope so.
>the heart and soul of NXT
KINGU OBBU STRONGU STYYRRRRRU
Is this only a two hour show
SWAGSUKE TIME
Nakamura is going to murder Sami
Corbin is legit great
>the state of indie faggots
>ryback
>corbin
>roman
all better than all these indie 'stars' who can't even get the crowd over aside from Cesaro
STRONG STYLE
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>>1123328
Nakamura, match of the night. calling it now.
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Question:
I'm a ticket broker and we had ridiculous velocity for an NXT event today. The wrestling nerd in my room was freaking out about it. Can someone here explain why NXT is suddenly so popular?
BTW, we made a $100 profit off each one
>>1123432
2:30
That ending was meh. But 2 out of 2 for predictions bitch.
i just woke up, whats this i hear about JR?
These hicks better throw ribbons for my boy
Oh, great...it's Sami Gayn.
>>1123432
>only 2 hours
I hope you don't enjoy Raw's 3 hour snoozefests
Corbin wasn't putting in much effort for most of the match. Aries looked like he was trying too hard. 3/10
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>>1123439
Corbin is the only good wrestler you posted.
>>1123439
>literally being a sizequeen
BASED SCOTT HALL
>>1123417
Sweet. Only good matches left then
BAD GUY
ZAYN LOOKS LIKE A FAGGOT AND HES NOT EVEN OVER LMFAO!!!!!!!
>>1123214
Here you go, m80. That vid where Kenny Omega looks like he's pounding it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gqm9Zbn4gA
>X-Pac
MAKE SOME NOISE
S W A G
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IT'S TIME FOR SASUKE UCHIGA
BASED SCOTT HALL THERE TO FUCK PAIGE
>Sami Zzzzzzz
HYPE
Based Scott Hall
Does Scott Hall just shit out toothpicks?
>>1123439
Nice bait
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>>1123449
>Throwing streamers in a non-title match
Disgusting.
Here comes the real fucking Main Event.
>le ska man
Holy fuck could he have picked a shittier gimmick?
fucking x-pac lel
Both Hall and Pac are looking pretty good considering everything
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1123448
He's in the crowd and his presence was acknowledge.
BASED RAZOR RAMON
LETS GO SASUKE UCHUIHA
>>1123481
YEAH HE COULD HAVE BEEN A MUSLIM ISLAMIC GINGER CANADIEN FRENCH QUEBICION
This is Sami's last match in NXT
>One more for the good guys.
ITS HAPPENING
NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA
ITS HAPPENING
NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA
ITS HAPPENING
NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA
ITS HAPPENING
NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA
ITS HAPPENING
NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA
Since when does nobody like Zayn anymore? Is this a new dank meme?
[spoiler]
I'm here in my Zayn shirt.[/spoiler]
>>1123485
I WALK ALONE INSIDE THIS PIT OF DANGER
>sami can't help but smile a little as he squats down in the corner
love u bro
SHUT THE FUCK UP CROWD, YOU'RE RUINING THE ENTRANCE
YEAHOH!
IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME IT'S SWAGSUKE TIME
>>1123453
>no playable streams
REEEE
>>1123495
My body is ready
NAKA MURA
CLAP CLAP CLAP
Serious question here:
How does taima /wooo not get shut down?
I still don't get Sami Zayn
I don't hate him but he's just a dude, does nothing for me as a performer
>this fucking terrible theme lmfao >this fucking terrible theme lmfao >this fucking terrible theme lmfao >this fucking terrible theme lmfao >this fucking terrible theme lmfao >this fucking terrible theme lmfao >this fucking terrible theme lmfao >this fucking terrible theme lmfao >this fucking terrible theme lmfao >this fucking terrible theme lmfao >this fucking terrible theme lmfao >this fucking terrible theme lmfao >this fucking terrible theme lmfao >this fucking terrible theme lmfao >this fucking terrible theme lmfao >this fucking terrible theme lmfao >this fucking terrible theme lmfao >this fucking terrible theme lmfao >this fucking terrible theme lmfao >this fucking terrible theme lmfao >this fucking terrible theme lmfao >this fucking terrible theme lmfao >this fucking terrible theme lmfao >this fucking terrible theme lmfao >this fucking terrible theme lmfao >this fucking terrible theme lmfao >this fucking terrible theme lmfao >this fucking terrible theme lmfao >this fucking terrible theme lmfao
cringing hard
>tfw no subconcious
MY EYES
>>1123485
>Bautista
>chanting before he even has a match
Shit ass faggy smarks.
It's happening!
GET IN
HER
FAGGOTS
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HE'S SO COOL
MY HYPE IS OFF THE CHARTS
IM HAVING A SEIZURE
>Shinsuke's theme
breddy gud
THAT FUCKING TITANTRON
MY DICK IS SO HARD
This theme feels legit right out of a Sonic game.
What the fuck is this jap doing with his arms?
HYPER OVERLOAD!!!!!!!111111
Even Zayn is marking out
Fucking based Shinsuke
HE DID THAT THING HE DOES AT THE ROPES
>>1123491
And he will job
4/10
Would cringe again.
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>>1123496
He's an overrated faggot.
I dig his entrance and theme
Hype as fuck entrance
>chanting holy shit during an entrance
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Also can Sami Zayn fuck off and die?
YEAHOHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCKING
BASED
>>1123527
I'm marking out too.
>>1123491
Oh is it his turn to suicide bomb an airport after this?
GOD TIER SONG
GOD TIER SONG
GOD TIER SONG
GOD TIER SONG
GOD TIER SONG
GOD TIER SONG
>>1123523
drunk x-pac crotch chops
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Holy shit is right, this song is kickass
>>1123496
It's a meme.
I like both guys desu
>THEY JUST HAD TO RUIN IT WITH YES CHANTS
That was anime as fuck.
what is with NXT and the shittiest entrances ever?
>finn balor
>zayn
>now nakamura
holy fuck man nxt is garbage
>This dadbod
Not gonna make it.
>Ginger Muslim vs Winky Chinky
Oh great, another boring match
Zayn marking out hard
Sami literally looks like he can't believe he's sitting down infront of Shinsuke Nakamura
Somewhere, Daniel Bryan is crying right now.
DAT WINK TO THE CAMERA
>Nakamura is actually wrestling in a WWE ring
>tfw I told everyone and was adamant about him never leaving New japan
Hype for Zayn to get his face kicked in even though I like him
His music is actually pretty good.
HELP
>this is actually happening
fucking surreal
>>1123328
Booed the shit out of rip off Asian Michael Jackson
seriously can't help but mark the fuck out right now
Holy shit guys Dbry is so over right now!!!!
>>1123558
More like he is smiling because he's about to blow his suicide vest
>>1123567
BASED
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This is a fucking trip, unreal
>>1123567
Good for you, kid.
based kicks
DBRY ON SUICIDE WATCH
>THOSE STIFF KICKS
>THOSE STIFF KICKS
>THOSE STIFF KICKS
>THOSE STIFF KICKS
>THOSE STIFF KICKS
BRETTY GHEY
Will we get stiff as fuck kick lads?
>Everyone went from "It's boring" to "OH MY FUCKING GOD"
MORE MAYONNAISE WITH YOUR POUTINE, QUEBEC CRACKER?
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>10/10 antrance
Im so happy to be alive to actual watch this
>>1123571
GIVE ME THE STIFF KICKS NAKAMURA
I NEED THE STIFF KICKS
>cheering for a Canadian ISIS member
pls
>>1123581
The memer is still here
Inb4 Nakamura knocks Zayn the fuck out
>this is wrestling
Texas pls
Thins nigra is going stiff af!!!
THIS IS WRESTLING
THIS IS WRESTLING
hope sami turns face and blows up this fucking building right now with everyone in it
>>1123591
Hope he retires this curry faggit.
>>1123592
give them a break, they just now realized they are at a wrestling show
Guys, Sampson / Crews was bumped off the main card and was a dark match, therefore 28/60 remain.
STIFF KNEES
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This chink is like an even more try hard version of meme ambrose
i hate texas so fucking much
>>1123591
He's gonna kill him!!
They just had to go from good chants to cringey shit
GIVE MY BASED KICKS
More like chinksgay hiroshima
I'M AS STIFF AS FUCK
>>1123598
All these Corbin marks.
I'm going for the sweep.
WHO ELSE IS FUCKING /stiff/ IN THE CROTCH RIGHT NOW
The crowd is making this match much better than it actually is.
Goes to show how important a crowd is to the product. If this was in Alabama on Smackdown the crowd would be dead.
>king of strong style
>lots of stiff hits
>they just trade armbars for 5 minutes
this match sucks lmfao...
>>1123611
no shit Dallas
>>1123598
>literally a mere two votes for sz
Kek
This guy is supposed to be the best in the world? This is pretty boring
>>1123612
It's a WWE match, le slow start and build to le crescendo.
>>1123610
My dick is on that /strong style/ shit rn
>>1123598
Fucking Crews REEEEEEEEEE stop giving him victories, he's going nowhere anyways
>>1123611
Worst crowd is Corpus Christi
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>Yuros are awake at 5 am in the morning watching Japanese Michael Jackson children's mandrama show with people fighting for a fake belt
>>1123619
I agree. Roman Reigns is much better. Fuck this "wrestling" shit.
>>1123620
Why are you responding to shitposters?
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>THE PUNT RETURNS
>>1123611
How are you not cringed out from "this is wrestling" over nothing and "(insert name) is gonna kill you". Also
>yes chants when db isnt in the ring
Fucking retarded
Nakamura is like Hideo Itami after he eats 15 Snickers.
SUDDENLY BUFFERING
FUCK
Also that handprint on Nakamuras chest
>>1123623
But Sampson is?
STIFF
KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>swagsuke
HOLY FUCK FUCK YOU COREY GRAVES
FUCK YOU
Kek Nak turned the crowd Japanese
SWAGSUKE GASSED HARDER THAN ROMAN
SWAGSUKE GASSED HARDER THAN ROMAN
SWAGSUKE GASSED HARDER THAN ROMAN
SWAGSUKE GASSED HARDER THAN ROMAN
SWAGSUKE GASSED HARDER THAN ROMAN
>Swagsuke starting to feel it
jesus christ Corey.
>>1123639
He said plebians on NXT as well.
> Corey confirmed for /asp/er
>Swagsuke
>>1123639
stfu bertha he's been called that for years.
SAMI BOTCHED
Nakamura knows how to take a hit. damn...
>does a flippy shit spot
>THIS IS AWESOME
jesus christ
>This is awesome
No it's not you fat smarks
WWE counts pins faster than the japs right?
>>1123653
God you're the most miserable bastard, aren't you?
while I am marking out
shinsuke's style is not going to get over in normal WWE
NUKE THESE FAT SMARKS
PLEASE
>sami the islam muslim just killed nakaumra >sami the islam muslim just killed nakaumra >sami the islam muslim just killed nakaumra >sami the islam muslim just killed nakaumra >sami the islam muslim just killed nakaumra >sami the islam muslim just killed nakaumra >sami the islam muslim just killed nakaumra >sami the islam muslim just killed nakaumra >sami the islam muslim just killed nakaumra >sami the islam muslim just killed nakaumra >sami the islam muslim just killed nakaumra >sami the islam muslim just killed nakaumra >sami the islam muslim just killed nakaumra >sami the islam muslim just killed nakaumra >sami the islam muslim just killed nakaumra >sami the islam muslim just killed nakaumra >sami the islam muslim just killed nakaumra >sami the islam muslim just killed nakaumra >sami the islam muslim just killed nakaumra >sami the islam muslim just killed nakaumra >sami the islam muslim just killed nakaumra >sami the islam muslim just killed nakaumra
kek you cant make this up
>>1123653
If you don't like it, go to bed.
>is a Nakamura match
LMAO RIP SASUKE
holy fuck that michinoku driver christ
Fuck that looked dangerous.
>>1123653
go jerk off to a best of roman reigns compilation shitbag
Fuuuuuck, landed on his neck.
>>1123656
WWE > NJPW >>>>>> AAA
Those lazy spics count low as fuck
Holy shit did Sami just give Nakamura a concussion
STOP BOTCHING YOU FUCKING GINGER COCKSUCKER
S T I F F
>Nak bleeding
FUGGG
Ohh the disrespectful strikes part of the match
It makes the respectful strikes we'll see in 10 minutes all the better
Nakamura is fucking paralyzed bro. Jesus Christ.
>this nerd who keeps trying to start the ole chant
>>1123661
>islam muslim
>strong style spot
>this will be the last nakamura has in the wwe >this will be the last nakamura has in the wwe >this will be the last nakamura has in the wwe >this will be the last nakamura has in the wwe >this will be the last nakamura has in the wwe >this will be the last nakamura has in the wwe >this will be the last nakamura has in the wwe >this will be the last nakamura has in the wwe >this will be the last nakamura has in the wwe >this will be the last nakamura has in the wwe >this will be the last nakamura has in the wwe >this will be the last nakamura has in the wwe >this will be the last nakamura has in the wwe >this will be the last nakamura has in the wwe >this will be the last nakamura has in the wwe >this will be the last nakamura has in the wwe >this will be the last nakamura has in the wwe >this will be the last nakamura has in the wwe >this will be the last nakamura has in the wwe >this will be the last nakamura has in the wwe >this will be the last nakamura has in the wwe
nice one sami !
>>1123612
Have you not seen his match against AJ styles at wrestle kingdom? it was a lot slower than this
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