>Be me
>New girlfriend
>New girlfriend has a cat
>Cat hates girlfriend
>No idea why cat hates girlfriend
>Girlfriend tries to love cat
>Girlfriend cannot into cats
>I come over
>Cat instantly loves me
>Girlfriend is confused because cat hates everyone
>I am confused because girfriend is jealous of my cat taming abilities
>Cat loves when I come over
>Girlfriend does not want me over because of how much attention the cat gives me, when I give close to no attention to cat
What do?
Pic related, its cat
>>2156953
Another new girlfriend sounds like a good idea.
Get yo own dawg and seng him up in da girl so she be lik "o mah gawd a dawg" den she not know you be secretly hiitin it off wit the cat, ya dig?
>>2156959
But my dog hates cats yo
Get a new girlfriend that isn't a petty jealous bitch.
steal the cat and acquire a new gf who likes cats. problem solved.
>>2156953
Easy, date someone who doesn't torment their cat.
>>2156953
Is this a female cat?
Steal the cat and move, then send your girlfriend a picture of you and the cat in Hawaii.
>>2157003
Yes
Give your gf attention whenever the cat is watching.
>>2156953
>New girlfriend has a cat
>Girlfriend cannot into cats
What?
>>2157017
That explains it. The cat's not gay, so it's attracted to you more than your gf.
>>2157038
Do they feel that? My grandma's male cat was fixed, but of all the grandkids he only liked me. Everyone else was male. He would always rub his head all over me and demanded cuddles. I miss that dumb ass kot.
you smell like tuna
try to stop that
Animals respond to calm atmospheres. Cats and dogs adore me because I am very calm and low stress.
Cats also respond to being ignored. And that's sort of a long story I don't have time to explain. Maybe someone else will. Basically if you show them you're not interested in them, they trust you more. If you show you don't want to hold or restrain or carry them, they trust you enough in your personal space.
If you constantly try to pick them up and smother them with attention **when they don't ask for it**, they will avoid you. Everything must be done on their schedule, with their initiation, or they will consider you intrusive.
>>2157865
Yeah, when he was fixed, he probably turned gay because of the lack of testosterone. So he was attracted to the most attractive male he could find.
>>2157867
Wouldn't the cat be more attracted to the GF then?
>>2156953
Steal the cat and leave your gf
People get weird about their pets, man. I wouldn't write her off as crazy just yet. I mean, just look around, we are some crazy mother fuckers here on /an/ when it comes to our pets. His GF is probably more stable than half of us in how she handles her cat.
>>2158328
Some people just don't actually know what their animals like. They don't treat them the way the pet wants to be treated, but the way they want to treat the pet.
I'm not suggesting his GF is doing that, but its common.
I've had loads of friends who's pets have seemed more into me because i wasn't doing things to them they disliked.
>>2158319
/thread
Get married, get divorced, take the cat.
>>2158304
But I'm a female, only granddaughter.
>>2156953
What do? WHAT DO?
PET CAT WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS AND RETURN THE LOVE
>>2158401
The pussy wanted the pussy.
Go figure.
>>2156953
cat like people who doesn't give a fuk, tell her to not give so many fuks about the damn cat. Take care of cat's litterbox, cat's food and she's golden
>>2156953
>thanks for the sex baby, but if you don't mind, I got another pussy to take care of YES I DO YES I DO A SNOOGY WOOGY you still here?
If I were her I'd give you the cat. It's obv happier with you and sometimes cats just don't like their owners. I adopted a year old cat but he didn't settle in well and he liked my mom a lot whenever she visited so I gave him to my mom and he's a lot happier than he was with me. I wouldn't give my cat away to just anyone though. My mom is big on taking proper care of animals so I knew she'd treat him well
>>2157929
If your cat is like this I pity you. Most cats I've interacted with tolerate annoyances like being grabbed and will not avoid you for it. I make annoying my cat with hugs a daily occurrence and he is still purring all over me the second I sit down.
Kill it and get her a non-shitty pet
>>2158885
This. Mine makes loud sounds of I don't give her attention and wakes me up every morning at 7 for cuddles.
>>2158566
Yes, I am here anon
And so is cat, the only attention I am giving it is resting my hand on it like pic related.
Girlfriend is trying so hard to ignore the cat enough for it to want to be around her. But it still perfers me, a guy it met about two weeks ago.
Its starting to get annoying, me and my girlfriend were watching game of thrones and the cat just jumped up on me expecting shit. After a while of me pushing her off and her getting back up. I decided to give up and let the cat sleep between me and bae.
So close, but so far from getting that puss.
I keep getting the wrong one
>>2158950
Female cats like male humans better in most cases.
Seriously get a new girlfriend. Getting neurotic over a cat pretty much makes her insane. You have no future with a woman so insane.
>>2158954
But she's hot and has netflix
>>2156953
>when I give close to no attention to cat
Here's the problem.
Cats like people that don't harass them.
Your GF like cat, that's mean she must do all those retarded shit like over petting it, or trying to kiss it.
Good people are well-liked by animals, OP, get rid of the GF, she'll fuck up your life one way or another. The pussy ain't worth it.
And I mean the vag.
>>2156953
>when I give close to no attention to cat
thats pretty much the secret to cat diplomacy. They want to be the one to choose when it is attention time
>>2158950
You got some limpdick wrists man, do you ever do any physical activity?
>>2159288
Im a full time chef at a local casino.
Pay is shit so the only thing I eat is old/burnt/extra/expired food
All my free time goes to bae or vidya
>>2159595
>im a chef
post legs
>>2159600
Do I have to?
>>2159271
retards don't understand OP didn't get a (You)
>>2159005
I'm not OP, another person who asked if it's possible for cats to know a human's gender and "prefer" males or females
>>2158958
Get her spayed. That should calm her down.
