>>2133395
Get out my tire iron and open up VATS

Goddamn Turks.

wait, what?

My dog will take care of them.

Move, because hiring an exterminator to fight bugs that fucking huge is going to to cost the same

>>2133398
Lol

>>2133418
Actually you should stay because cockroaches that big will sell for thousands as pets

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>>2133427
The food industry in China would kill for them.

Commit sepuku because ill never be able to sleep again

Or maybe get a giant wolf spider

>>2133399
Kek.

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>>2133395
>wonder why there are turks in my kitchen
>remember I live in Germany
>run to my bomb shelter before they arm themselves or blow up

Burn the house and everything in it down and walk away.

no.

>>2133398
Opened this thread to make a fallout joke. GG anon.

>>2133395
Are they radroaches or turks?

They're pretty much the same thing but there is a special way to get rid of each one.

>>2133395
turn the oven on and throw them in there

>>2133395
get a bigger kitchen

>>2133395
Call the Turkish embassy I suppose.

>>2133487
>Merkel sends G9 after you for being a bigot
>thrown in house arrest with no chance of parole or sharp objects

>>2133395
Find out who put a model kitchen in my regular sized kitchen.

Il be scared as fuck but then I would see if i could keep them as big bug buddies. Also make lots of money for making such an astounding discovery.

>>2133395
Stay and watch them.
I don't think I ever seen roaches before.

Put them on leash and take them to vet.

>>2134789
Their empty egg sack shells and pregnant females are the most disgusting thing ever. Poverty and inevitability.

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>>2133395
unzip katana

Please! Stop! I'm not Armenian!

Wonder why my kitchen has shrunk

Fight them with my bare hands

Cook them up some din din

>>2133399
10/10

>>2133395
I'VE HEARD OF ROACH MOTELS
BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS

Hope they dont see me and run away before they eat me. Roaches are predators

>>2133395
I ready my fists

>>2133398
Came here to say the exact same thing, gg friend.

>"Gregor! What are you doing out of your room? Gregor! Gregor!"
>"What's wrong, Grete?"
>"He's having friends over again at such a late hour!"
>"Gregor, go to bed! Gregor!"
The absolute madman.

>>2133395
Retake Kitchentinople.

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>>2133399