>never use pesticides
>live in an old wooden house in a heavily wooded area
>get bug bites and shit all the time, no big deal
>pull a tick off my scrotum yesterday
>wake up in the middle of the night with my balls itching extra bad
>give my dingle-doos the ol' check-a-roo
>there's the big itchy tick bite on one ball and a big red spider bite on the other
>tfw got the ol' double whammy again
>>2089569
Quite frankly, I don't know how I am supposed to react to this.
>tfw got the ol' double whammy again
>>2089569
fucking kek
>>2089569
>tfw got the ol' double whammy again
>>2089569
Honestly hadn't kek'd this hard in a long time, well done anon
>>2089577
I laughed more at this than the actual Op.
Fuckin saved
>>2089577
kekd and checked
>>2089569
This kind of thing reminds me of how uncomfortable most of our ancestors were.
I always ruin these posts by accidentally reading the end initially. What a bummer.
>>2089569
I lived most of my life until adulthood in a log cabin in the woods and managed to avoid willy welts but I did get a centipede in my hair now and then
A few times I'd lie on my bed with my laptop in the dark and I'd see pic related spider hanging out near my dick; maybe he's why my balls were tick-free
>>2092292
anon I
>>2089569
>lyme disease
>>2089569
>be 10 years old, in middle of cruise
>snorkel on island with friend
>tired, time to head back
>large swarm of tiny jellyfish in the water
>all I remember is they sting, its poisonous and poison can KILL YOU, and they hurt spongebob
>snorkle towards the island through the jellyfish, alternatively whimpering, breathing and screaming
>get stung on the boys four/five times despite trying to avoid the jellyfish
i still hate jellyfish
>>2089569
>>2089569
>>2089569
Felt like a weirdo kek-ing in the toilet. Thank you op.
>>2092292
Is that a brown recluse
>>2089569
Tick bites on the scrotum are the worse. There always those tiny-ass seed ticks, itch like fucking mad, and take forever to heal.
