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2016-03-14 23:50:19 Post No. 2081754
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2016-03-14 23:50:19
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My apologies if this is the wrong board for this, but I got to thinking about squirrels today and it dawned on me they could be alien scouts observing our planet. They are everywhere, in virtually any biome, they can climb trees, power lines, towers to observe us, and can't fly, which explains why they still need suborbital ships. Inb4 this sounds like a Douglas Adams concept or Futurama already did it, the clincher is the only people who try to harm squirrels are the exact same people who are abducted and anally probed. I don't think that's a coincidence.
