Never posted on this board before, are greentext stories acceptable?
>be me
>taking dog out for evening walk
>notice he picked something up and is chewing on it
>thinking it's a chicken bone or something dig around in his mouth to take it out
>it's squishy and definitely not a chicken bone
>mfw it's a peice of shit
>mfw it's all over my hand now and all over his muzzle
>spend 20 minutes at home cleaning his face off and he still smells like shit
>spend 20 minutes scrubbing my hand and it still smells like shit
>mfw I'm sitting here typing this out and can't stop smelling my hand
So I guess it's a thread on moments where you question why you ever got your pet
>>2077490
How does this website work?
@2077500
I think there is a into thread at the top of the main list of threads. Might want to check that out if you're confused about things
>>2077490
I know your pain. Had to take care of my stepfather's English Bulldog whenever he went out on walks. Using the "Plastic bag around the hand" trick is effective, but you never, EVER, feel clean.
Both of them are dead now and I"ve got a Yorkie that hardly poops or pees. God bless this rat of a doge.
>>2077505
Yeah we got the scented baggies for the regular stuff
Wasn't expecting him to try and eat poop though, I'll have to keep a closer eye on him when we're out for walks
/an/ greentext story thread now?
>walking my dog around the apartment complex
>lady stops me and asks if I walk my dog every day
>confused, but I say yes
>"that's something only white people do!"
I feel like I'm one of the few people in my complex that actually walks their dog. People usually just take their dog out to shit in the yard and consider that enough exercise for the day.
>take 9 month old puppy on a day hike
>about 40 minutes of driving and two and a half hours of vigorous hiking in the woods
>come home and collapse into bed and fall asleep
>come out into living room
>puppy has shredded a spot of upholstery on the couch
>totally obliterated, no way to haphazardly sew it back together
>45-pound puppy been chewing/pulling on the couch so hard that he pulled it away from the wall
>can't even punish him properly and make him really learn a lesson because I didn't catch him in the act and he wouldn't know what he was being punished for
how the fuck did he have the energy to do that
>>2077534
and by hiking in the woods I don't mean just walking jauntily on flat ground. we went through thick meadows, up steep inclines, and he climbed a few boulders with me too.
>>2077507
typical doge behavior
females canids do it in the wild to keep scent away from predators and also LOL nutrients whatever I'm a doge
not sure why a male would do it if not for the same reasons or just bored curiosity
>>2077594
>not sure why a male would do it if
Practicing for a shit-eating grin.
>>2077529
do you have a bigger dog? I've got a lot of neighbours with tiny little rat dogs so they only go out in the backyard/stand around the front yard on a leash but I've never seen them on walks. I've got a medium sized dog so if we didn't take him out for walks, he'd be going nuts
>come back from a run
>it's nice out, go out on deck to cool down and stretch
>dog wants to join me
>let her out, she really wants to go out into yard
>hook her up to the lead and let her out
>she's chilling in the grass in the sun, i'm stretching
>she gets up and starts sniffing the grass
>she starts rolling around in the grass
>oh, she's just having fun
>wait, what are those dark streaks on her
>too late to stop her
>she comes over with a "i think i fucked up" look on her face
>she found cat shit to roll around in
>take her right in to the bath, no fussing from her even though she hates the bath
>>2077529
>"That's something only white people do!"
>only white people do!
>only white people
I can't even begin to understand.
>>2077665
Yeah, I have an 80-pound lab. Coincidentally, all of the other dogs I've seen on walks have been chihuahuas, pit bulls, and dachsunds that bark and try to run towards my dog. Most of my apartment complex is Hispanic.
>>2077490
Is it a puppy? My dog used to do that when he was a puppy but then he grew out of it
>>2077682
I feel like people around my complex think that it's unusual that I walk my dog every day. He's my first dog, but I thought that this was something I'm supposed to do.
>>2077759
>but I thought that this was something I'm supposed to do.
It is, most people just don't know how to take care of dogs right. Even tiny rat dogs would enjoy leaving their fenced in area from time to time. Probably why they are such little shits most of the time, they don't freakin know anything besides their tiny world and barking at things.
>>2077490
>in bed about to sleep
>kitty jumps on to bed, love to pet fluffy kitty
>peacefully stroking him while he purrs
>get down to his tail, there's a little something in his tail, feels like a foxtail or something
>finally get it out, it's actually a powder not a solid object
>jokingly think,"lol what if it was shit that got stuck in his tail"
>smell fingers
>smell like shit
>it was shit
That was quite the disgusting experience
>>2077742
He's getting close to 2.5 yrs now so I thought he'd be growing out of the puppy stage by now
>>2078058
Thank you for sharing. It's nice to know I'm not the only one who's unwillingly had their animal's feces on their hands before
>rescue feral kittens and care for them
>they are a shit at a month or two old
>for some reason a particular one ALWAYS got shit on his face
>wonder how, but it's disgusting and i had to clean him all the time with his shit body writhing in my hands, potentially shitting my hands/arms up
>one day watch them use the litter box
>one of his dumbass brothers liked to squat while sitting on the ledge of the box, effectively shitting on his head if they used it at the same time
I don't understand. It's like he wanted to get shit on. I'd smell something repulsive all of a sudden and know what happened. But pic related. The jerk after a bathtime.
>>2077490
>>2077490
>have two dogs
>one always ALWAYS eats the other one's shit
>every time unless you clean up straight away before he can dive in there
>eventually give up and let him have at, but never allowing face-licking in our household
Coprophagia is fucking disgusting. Sometimes it occurs when one dog is lacking nutrients. Other times, it happens when a dog is not digesting their food correctly, and they can smell that when it comes out, so whoever gets to it first just eats it again. (Which was the case with my dog, who had a pancreatic enzyme production issue.)
>also, cat shit raiders
>>2078113
One morning I woke up and my cat had had explosive diarrhoea on my bed overnight. It was all across the blankets, through my laundry basket, and about three feet up the curtains.
>>2077490
>MFW my 3 dogs and I live on 10 acres 30 minutes outside city limits and never have to deal with this bullshit
>Literal bullshit, maybe
>Possibly literal horseshit
>But not this nasty-ass, people-and-their-shit-living-together, cramped-as-fuck urban bullshit
>>2078605
Damn you country boy!
I'll be out in the boonies one day enjoying smogless air and birds chirping with out cars driving by constantly.
I'll take cow shit over city shit any day of the week
>>2077682
white = cognitively higher-functioning folks with correspondingly high-functioning wallets
dumb people can't into animal husbandry because it requires heightened self-awareness
>>2081280
>mfw anything relating to higher quality of life is "white-washed" because inner city dwellers can't grasp that wealth isn't a race thing
>>2080153
>30 minutes outside city limits
>10acres
>country
lol... Maybe in Britbong land
>first dog, buddy, dies at the ripe old age of 18 one december
>a few months later we go to the shelter to get a new dog
>we see a dog also named buddy lying in the corner of his room, we later come back to see him standing
>he has 3 legs
>of course we fucking adopt him, he gets around fine, but he's a skittish thing, clings to my mom like a shadow
>a couple years pass, things get ruff financially and we are forced to live in a friend of a friend's motor home
>i'm taking buddy outside to piss while my mom is at work
>he bolts like a motherfucker straight into the wilderness
>he books it, i assume to find my mom, and i'm chasing after him with no shoes
>he's fucking gone man
>i tell my mom and we spend hours screaming for him
>he doesn't come
>cut to A WEEK later
>i am miserable that my dog is lost forever in the coyote infested wilderness, we heard them yipping just the other night
>we hear something outside
>it's fucking buddy
>we open the door and he just plops himself down on the couch like he didn't even leave
>he's a bit skinnier and covered in pine sap, but my dog is fucking alive
>you should have seen his goofy ass smile
>cut to a couple years after that
>again, things get bad and we move into another friend's place on the actual border of mexico
>you can see the fence from her front yard, it's nuts
>we go up to san diego to see my sister and have fun
>get a phone call
>tracy left the door open
>buddy ran away
>we drive there immediately
>scream for hours
>scream for days
>cry for days
>he's gone
>we're getting kicked out of her place too, over some really stupid bullshit
>we leave and head back to san diego
>we leave any chance of ever finding that dog again behind
>40 FUCKING DAYS PASS SINCE HE RAN
>i get a text from my mom
>"you'll never guess who just showed up at tracy's house"
>we floor it to mexico
>there's our fucking dog
>there's our three legged skeletal looking miracle dog
>he survived 40 days in the mexican desert
>my fucking dog is alive
>>2081292
and here's one that shows what he looks like the day we found him again. i'm told he survived by chasing birds and living with a bunch of stoner squatters at some lake. the cops kicked the stoners out so buddy was left without food, and he wandered into tracy's house WHO'S DOOR WAS STILL FUCKING OPEN MIND YOU and just started macking down on her dog's food. the irony is she would constantly bitch at us for leaving the door open.
>>2081292
Jesus, your three-legged dog is an expert adventurer. I wonder what he did while out.
>>2081293
Like a fucking boss.
>>2078110
kek, no. that'll happen when he's at least 3 or 4
>friend in New York knows I work with dogs
>he goes with some friends to a mall
>sends me videos on snapchat of puppies being sold at a pet store as "so cute!!!"
>they're mostly pugs, French Bulldogs, and chihuahua/dachshund crosses
>they all look fucking terrible
>worm-gut
>runny eyes
>either lethargic or just spinning around neurotic as fuck
>walking on wire cage bottom and shit
>numerous puppies crammed in one cage
it made me die a little inside, but because he's the type to get triggered over me saying about it I left it alone. feels bad man.
>>2077886
stfu you white people fuck animals and shit. you pasty ass ginger I bet your name is dick and you into bestiality lmfaooooooo
>>2078058
Laffd hard
>>2078122
why do all the poo greentexts make me laff lmao
>>2081430
Someone should've put a camera on his dogbro. Imagine all the cool shit he did.
>>2081579
Yeah, well, I guess you're right. I fucked a black woman once.
>have 2 rats
>they love hiding under old cut up socks
>one day notice piece of thread hanging out of ones butthole
>dammit, grab rat start pulling on thread
>pull out a 5 inch piece of thread with rat poop pellets evenly spaced along it
>realize I have a gay rat who likes anal beads
>>2081830
liking anal stimulation isn't gay :^)
>>2081579
At least we take proper care of our pets. I think a dog would prefer being taken care of and loved like a family member while occasionally getting fucked than being left outside chained to a pole.
Kek
>>2081292
Dude, sounds like you've got it rough. I hope you're getting a better job soon or something. It's a fucking bitch finding a place to rent in SD.
Just got my own place for the first time in SD.
>>2081997
we've got a much better place to live now, but we're way north of sd. also the bird that lives here drives us shithouse. oh yeah, we're a few thousand in debt too, but that's not a huge deal.
>>2081292
Buddy is one hard ass motherfucker, survives in the wilderness and doesn't afraid of anything. You got one really special dog there.
>walking dog on the coast
>she's jumping in and out of the tall grass quite the thing
>suddenly don't see her for a while
>immediately suspicious because she's a young terrier gutbucket
>suspicions were right, she's found an extremely decayed rabbit carcass
>grab her and fight to take it off her so she doesn't give herself food poisoning
>literally have to use both hands to prise her little beartrap jaws apart
>gungy rabbit slime spilling all over hands
>hello darkness my old friend.jpg
7 years later, she's just as greedy. A bird drops a crumb in the garden and she'll spend the next week obsessively checking the garden in case there's any more. I still love her to bits, but this is by far the worst part of her personality.
>>2077534
>how the fuck did he have the energy to do that
I'm always surprised at the energy baby animals have, especially kittens. They are so tiny, where is all that fucking energy coming from? When my cat was little, she would run for hours and hours at a time, just running back and forth, constant motion. And then she would sleep for about five minutes. And then the running would start again. It was exhausting.
>>2078122
I think that one rescue was originally from Poland.
>kennel I work at houses dangerous dogs that have bitten who are waiting to see if the victim will press charges or not
>couple months ago got in pit/bulldog mix who had bitten a kid on the arm
>immediately all over the news and people calling us and saying to euthanize the dog
>get in a GSD/lab cross who fucking obliterated a dog and attacked a guy who intervened
>dog has a severe prior bite history
>not a blip on the news
mainstream news: not even once
>>2077594
So...is it OK that my dog eats poop? Recently bought a female puppy, have another male doge at home and never had to worry about him eating the poops
>>2084344
No. It is not okay.
>>2084344
>worms
>parvo
>diseases
>bacteria
>undigestibles
Sure, give your dog at least 3 pounds of shit a day.
>>2084349
But what if it's goose poop
>>2081922
My dog stays inside and im black
>>2077678
Had to shower with my golden retriever 3 times because of that shit.
>rolling in toad guts
>rolling in dog shut
>rolling in a deadfish
She doesnt like being showered maybe she got the hint.
>>2084350
Even better
>>2078110
Plush toy which is firm. Great for tearing battles
>>2077490
>>mfw I'm sitting here typing this out and can't stop smelling my hand
>>2084105
actually dogs can eat a wide amount of rotten things they have a stronger stomach acid that allows them to dissolve things like that.
>be mexican
>have two dogs, one black retriever mutt and her son from a neighbour's labrador
>get mad and laugh at the fact everybody loves the lab but the mom gets shit
>take the dogs out for a walk
literally happened like this.
>walking on the street
>random dude chilling on the corner pets the son
>mom approaches to get pet too
>dude fucking kick her
>1000%mad.avi.exe
>walk to the dude and kick him
>dude freaks out and yells at me asking why
>really nigga
>dude realize what he did and apologize but dont care as he would do it anyway if it were a random dog
>call him a shit and walk away
pic related but old, pupper is now 6 months now.
>Grandparents have a springer spaniel
>Grandpa guts fish when once or twice a week and sometimes forget to throw away the guts
>Must have been fish remains from two-three weeks ago by the back porch
>Dog is rolling on her back and think nothing of it
>She keeps doing this for like 15 min
>Go inside and call her in so she doesn't run off
>Decide to go take a nap
>She wakes me up by wagging her tail against things making noise
>Notice a putrid smell coming from her
>Realized what she had done earlier
You know it was bad. Like you could taste it if you pinched your nose.
>>2084351
Mine too. My sister takes better care of her dog than pretty much everyone I know. People look at her like she's crazy when she says her dog's an inside dog. Black people got this notion that only little rat dogs are allowed inside the house. Her dog isn't even that big, either, she's barely 50 pounds.
>>2085431
it's not a black people thing, just a shitty owner thing
white trash around here always get bitchy when we won't adopt to them because they're going to keep the dog outside, I've never had this issue with the black people that come in to adopt, but the white trash make up most of the low income individuals here too. it can depend heavily where you live
>>2081840
No one said it was dipshit
>>2081830
shouldn't do this, can fuck up their intestines by pulling it
>give dog bath
>drive her around to dry off
>go to the park to have some fun
>first thing she does is roll around in shit
>luckily there was a creek nearby so I cleaned it off of her in there
>she dries off on the way home
>first thing she does in the yard is shit and roll in it
I love her but goddamn.
>>2081582
You must be an Indian.
>>2081922
>mfw even the nicest board on 4chan, /an/, knows that niggers are subhuman
I did know a few black people that knew how to take care of their pets, but niggers never know how to, I always feel bad for the animals.
>>2085413
I would have kicked that guys ass for kicking a doggo.
>walking my dog like usual
>he goes to shit
>the poop is a bit soft and really stinky
>take out my poop bag to pick it up
>suddenly feel this wet feeling on two of my fingers
>there was a big hole on the bottom of the bag
i babysat a chihuahua for a while, cute little fucker, but always wanted to take a walk. however i would gets tons of shit from randoms when i did. i mean i understand why, it had to look silly, cause im a tall fit whitey walking a mexican females dog. cut to later the mexi lady who owns the dog starts letting it out unsupervised.. soon gets smooshed by a car, rip in peace doge. strange cause the lady was pretty cool peeps. could have tapped that, but 5 kids do not want.
