post bats
cute bat
>>2069899
It obviously doesn't belong there.
>>2069899
pet bat confirmedd?
>>2071895
Cuter bats.
>>2074801
Agreed
>>2072504
>>2074703
he flew in through my window
>>2076030
You live in an auditorium hall?
>>2076040
He's the phantom of the opera.
>>2076040
Maybe he is bilionaire
>>2076030
>>2076040
>be me
>12 or 13 years old
>evening in the summertime
>mom and I sitting around the house with the door open because it was nice out
>out of nowhere, a bat flies through the doorway, through the living room, and lands in our fireplace (no fire in it obviously)
>mom freaks out, I go get a towel to pick him up and let him out
>he had cute little teeth
We once had a cute little bat get his little foot stuck in one of our lights. We hoped he would get out but we had to free him ourselves and bring him to a rehab place specifically for bats. It sucked because he was the only thing keeping the mosquitoes out of our house. But once he was all clear they released him back to our property. Parents say he left with a big flock of bats last year.
>>2076049
>be 13 or so
>fucking around in the woods at dusk with friends
>feel something hit my back
>think friend threw something at me so i throw a rock at him
>20 minutes later we start heading home
>"anon the fuck is on your back?"
>bat just clinging to my back
>walk the rest of the way home declaring myself batman with batbro before having to shake him off
>>2076060
dude, noice one.
Reminds of this one time, I was in marchingband in highschool:
>be me
>at a band competition
>we're all in uniform lined up by the stadium for awards
>couple of other band kids come over
>"hey anon, we need you to come take a look at this"
>lead me to a trombone player, lets call him Greg
>he has this weird insect directly in the middle of his back
>some kind of weird red thing, looks like a mosquito mixed with a wasp
>it's pretty big, everyone is mildly spooked
>nobody wants to touch it and Greg just has this really worried grin on his face
>one of the japanese girls finally gets the courage to swat at it
>she misses, it flies away
I still have no fucking clue what that bug was.
