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>have huge fight with gf and basically break up
>she wants to get back together, but I want space
>go out drinking with friends, and get introduced to slutty friend of a friend
>have unprotected sex with said friend
>findout she has genital herpes but hasnt had an outbreak in a long time and take meds for it every day
>sex was only like 5 mins, made her cum from digital first, and we were being quiet to not wake up others in the room
>still shitting bricks, its been 2 days
other than getting tested wtf do I do? do I have decent chances of having not caught it?

not getting back together with girlfriend btw, sleeping with someone else pretty much confirmed that.
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Listen dude, herpes is not likely to kill you.

You will deal with it, and you will be okay.

One day you will probably marry a girl, and at some point she will probably want a baby, and at that point she is likely to throw caution to the wind and fuck you raw and then she will have herpes and then you'll probably do a lot of raw fucking because now there's no barrier.
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>>17169260
Until you pass the seven day mark severing your penis will stop the spread of the infection through your body. You will not become a zombie. There's a way out. After you cut it off, wait three hours and eat three ochre sea stars. This will cause your genitals to re-grow, but it will come back as a glorious thundercock of a pornstars' dreams. Although that may sound like a gift, be aware women will sense the blessed member swinging between your legs, strip you of your clothes and drag you back to their covens to please their legions of she-women.

The responsibility is yours. Cut-off your dick and save yourself now.
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>>17169291
>she-women
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>>17169282
yeah, I know its a bit over hyped for what it is, I'm just wondering what my chances are ya feel?
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>>17169260
Typical man. What a slut. Jesus, men should be exterminated.

This is why I don't date men, they are all cheating whores. Prevent yourself from getting cucked by not dating men.
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>>17169324
we had already broken up and I have no intention of getting back together, so not really cheating
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>>17169333
Having sex with another woman is cheating. It doesn't matter how long you've been single. Your cock belongs to the woman first considered touching your penis. If you held hands in first grade, you've committed emotionally infidelity against that poor innocent woman by dating another female.

You don't deserve to call yourself a man.
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>>17169392
pls no bully
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>>17169282

psst

fuck you
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>>17169504

Just describing life bro.

Ain't no point in worrying about the odds of having it cause it don't change the odds of having it. Best thing is to go ahead and acclimate your mind to the worser cases.
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>>17169392
What the fuck are you on about?
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>>17169572

no you're just trying to justify giving someone herpes
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