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How do I tell my girlfriend she's terrible at sex?
She has no initiative at all, and her overall skills are abysmal: keeps her lips stiff when kissing and won't open her mouth much because her jaw "will lock". When masturbating her, any fingers that go further than around the clit (i.e.: the top of labia majora) are absolutely denied, can't even ask her about fingering. And her concept of a handjob is squishing the dick like a rubber toy.
She only does three positions, missionary, sideways and on top; she will not move when on top either, not in the slightest, I swear my abdominal area has become more muscular due to the added workout. If I try, say, doggy stile, she'll start pushing me away with her hand and legs. I'm not a fan of anal, but when we tried it she kept clenching her butt while she encouraged me to go deeper.
She doesn't make a peep when fucking -the only sign i get when she's having a good time is a slight smile and plenty of blushing, but I can't even see these as she doesn't like to turn any lights on or doing it during daytime.
Oral sex is another whole issue, her blowjobs are dismal at best. And although she gets aroused and orgasms when I go down on her, she shuts her legs tight, making the old lickaroo a strenuous task. The first time I thought she wanted to snap my neck to death with her thighs.
I've tried to guide her into doing things better, or out of her comfort zone, but she makes awkwardly sloppy attempts at it, or says that "we're already having such great sex, why force anything new?". I've also tied to obliquely introduce the subject on her abilities by asking about mine, but she doesn't get the hint and only compliments me.
I really love this girl, she is quite pretty and we both fulfill our emotional and intellectual needs. We really do have a connection, but she is such a dead fish it's driving me insane. I don't want to cheat on her, but i've certainly thought about it. What can I do?
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>>17353700
>the old lickaroo
Thanks, you dick. Now the servers are staring at me like I'm crazy, as I just burst out laughing in the kitchen.
I do have some advice, but it'll have to wait. I have some prep to do. I'll be back.
Suggest Watching Porn and act like its all new to you and be like "Aww , that could be fun" or use it to throw out questions about her technique to make it seem less out of the blue.
Or "50 shades of grey" the fuck outta her and just force new moves upon her!
>>17353717
I am a fan of the 50 shades of grey method
But maybe less aggressive
>>17353700
>keeps her lips stiff
holy shit my ex did it too. Worst kissee ever
>>17353700
Shut up. There's no such thing as beING bad at sex. Be happy you have a pussy to fuck. Not all guys are as lucky.
>>17354437
>There's no such thing as beING bad at sex.
Yes, there is. If you've had multiple partners, you would know that. Some people are just inherently bad at sex. The chick who took my virginity, I fucked for three and a half years. It was great. Looking back at it after having more than a few lays, she was kind of awful. She'd just lay there and take it. No effort put into it. She was Japanese, so go figure.
Sounds like she just doesn't have a lot of initiative or experience.
Talk to her about it but don't be a disrespectful asshole; because in reality we all do our best to please our partners and have fun at the same time.
If she can't impress you and you're comparing her to others (or just not into it at all because it feels bad) just find someone else. Sometimes sex can be a deal breaker if it's really important to someone (which it sounds like it is).
Was she raped or is she overly religious
>>17354510
There is no point to sex other than getting to feel the pussy. All the theatrics you people obsess over are stupid. There are guys that would give anything to have a "dead fish" that you complain about so much.
>>17354437
I can't tell if you're joking or just really really REALLY lonely.
>>17354550
I'm going to have to slightly agree with this guy;
Sometimes even the dead logs are worth it. The fact you said you've thought about cheating on this person you've loved dearly is a slight red flag; but there are more insecure people who would act on it.
Why not go find someone else?
>>17353700
>"we're already having such great sex, why force anything new?"
this would be my cue to reply with
"but we're really not"
queue upset girlfriend and a fight to last for days
>>17354562
Its called I'm a 19 year old virgin.>>17354573
Yeah see I know I'm right
>>17354550
>theatrics
I never said anything about theatrics. I want a partner to put in as much effort as I put in. My current partner fucks like mad. Best lay of my life. She doesn't just lay there and squeak when I thrust, she fucks back.
>There are guys that would give anything to have a "dead fish" that you complain about so much.
That's something you need to work on, broham. Pussy doesn't usually just magically appear.
>>17354550
>There is no point to sex other than getting to feel the pussy.
Wow, what an attractive attitude. What a catch you must be.
>>17354603
You definitely did describe a lot of theatrics.
>anal
>deciding on which positions you like over others
>she's being eaten out ALL WRONG
>calling women "pussy"
Something tells me you watch a lot of porn and it effects what you think is good sex. Nobody is truly completely awful.
Although you like what you like, do you think maybe she's slightly more asexual than you?
How often does she initiate sex, if ever?
>>17354437
>>17354550
>>17354573
>>17354600
Sad, pathetic, and desperate. You guys have some fucked up, jaded attitudes about intimacy.
>>17354626
All I said was to respect your partner even if she doesn't do EXACTLY what you want.
But I guess that's fucked up and jaded.
>>17354616
Dude, I think you're confused. I'm not OP, I'm >>17354608 and >>17354603 only.
>>17354638
WHOOPSIE DAISY
sorry anon
>>17354645
No worries, brother.
And by the way... trips are for fags. ;)
>>17354603
Tehatrics are emotional shit and not just raw fucking.>>17354608
Well given that I'm a virgin I don't feel bad about it. Your spoiled you don't even appreciate it.>>17354626
Stop calling it intimacy like it's some gay romantic fan fiction, you are totally missing the point of sex
>>17354634
Respecting your partner goes both ways and includes putting an effort into it. She's not doing her part.
