A few days ago I created a thread with this image saying i wanted to fuck my bfs dad
After all suggestions failed (getting my bf into a gym, etc), i decided im gonna try to do it. His wife wont be there this afternoon and my bf is gonna be working. I can just go to his house pretending to wait for him
What are some tips on seducing him?
>>17352681
Men don't have to be seduced. Just show up and make it known you are available.
>>17352681
Maybe... You could not be a fucking tramp and just leave your boyfriend and go to an AA meeting and get rapped by handsome adults there is thats the type of man your looking for. Nobody gets hurt.
>>17352681
Please PLEASE do come back tomorrow and tell us how this went wrong.
Wow look at all this bait
>>17352681
I was the other girl on your thread the other day that swoons over my bf's stepdad. Perfect. OMG if only I had your chance but you said all he has ever done is look at your legs in the car. In my case I'm the problem and get lightheaded around him. Do you think you could sit in his lap or something?
>>17352721
Look at this samefag
>>17352721
If I was 12 hahahaha gonna need something more mature
>>17352727
Theres an ip count on the thread and the only person who posted twice was yourself
Mustve been some profound meta-comment
>>17352727
unless you were on the other thread shut the fuck up
>>17352733
Then wear the same skirt you wore when you were in the car with him. He will know. This time let him have a peek.
I'm serious about sitting in his lap but face him.
>>17352681
I know for a fact this is bait but it's amusing and I am looking forward to the successful followup
How to seduce any guy 100%:
>be naked
>bring beer
>>17352750
Im too nervous to sit on the lap, maybe the same skirt, no panties, sitting on the couch opposite to him?
Alcohol has to be involved. Much easier when you both are tipsy.
>>17352882
maybe. would be pretty out of the ordinary to suggest we drink all of sudden
>>17352901
Find a way to make it smooth. A particularly nice bottle of wine for example. Open one while you do something leisurely like watch tv or look at family photos or check out youtube videos together.
>>17352871
yes. I'm gonna do the no panties thing too, just looking for my opportunity. I've made my decision and kinda don't care if I lose my bf over it.
I got my hair done differently and first time he (stepdad) saw it he told me I looked lovely. FUCKING LOVELY. Yay. Oh, no more frumpy baggy clothes but tight and well put together. He sees
>>17352906
my pussy
im so anxious i might go over there a bit early
My boner doesn't care that this is a bait thread.
>>17352913
you have any "fuck me" shoes? I found some at Ross that are perfect. I have a pair of shorts he likes and have checked in the mirror when I pull my leg up and open he'll get a clear view. You shave down there?
>>17352925
I've literally never seen a single guy be like, "Oh damn, I saw that footwear and knew that bitch was DTF".
>>17352681
I really hope this isn't bait my dick is diamonds. OP timestamp pls.
>>17352925
took a bath and shaved just now
100% has to happen today
>>17352953
also not, it aint bait, however im avoid rubbing one off because once i stop feeling so incredibly horny i might regret this
>>17352681
This is the best thing since that girl who wanted to fuck her sister.
>>17352953
Timestamp bra? I want this to be real. I slept with a family members girlfriend once and I feel guilty but it was so hot. I love cheating sex.
>>17352966
you mean timestamp in a bra? i aint camwhoring
>>17352950
You never seen fuck me boots?
>>17352971
Not necessarily bra then. Just something to prove you are a femanon and not a neckbeard posting bait. I want to believe. Cleavage would be fine or timestamp of you in the outfit you will wear to seduce him.
>>17352979
this but also the bra that your going to wear when you fuck the lucky bastard.
>>17352979
>>17352981
still a bit of camwhoring. most i would do is literally put a timestamp in a bra, as in, the clothing. body is too much.
thread is more about tips and my own pleasure to be honest
>>17352953
gonna do it too, I only have a little patch now but taking it all off
>>17352973
Not really, no. Girls in my area wear them all the time with regular attire.
>>17352988
Not good enough. You could be taking your mom or sisters bra.
Vocaroo.com and then post the link here. If you have a female voice, that's good enough proof for me. Say the date/time, mention the thread topic and say what you will wear.
>>17352991
This
Also are you in shape or a chubber?
>>17352994
I am curious to know this as well. Nothing to be ashamed about.
>>17352989
thanks for painting that picture in my head hahaha but yeah its way better, usually i never shave because my bf and i dont even have sex
>>17352994
i dont go to the gym but i am thin, im about 120lbs
also you guys are getting pretty anal
>>17352998
>>17352998
We're just curious to hear you voice to prove you are a female and not a neckbeard. Nothing anal about it. We'll even politely say please.
>>17352998
Speaking of Anal, do you plan on letting him have all of your holes?
>>17352998
Not anal just want the fantasy to be real and not some neckbeard.
Proof makes dick diamonds, and good advice is sure to follow.
>>17352998
>>17352998
Why don't you have sex with your bf?
>>17352998
>don't have sex with bf
>wants to have sex with his dad
>>17353004
i dont think anyone does anal the first time
>>17353006
discussed in the last thread already, thats where the gym advices came from
>>17352991
Fine, here
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XL1o6jFbUa
>>17352998
The last few years ive been on 4chan, everyone gives legit advice/responses once an interesting topic (along with proof) is up. Its just how it works.
But some legit advice would be wearing a miniskirt, bottle of wine with 2 glasses, one served already, you laying on the couch butt in the air while your on your phone watching videos or playing games.
That way, he can check you out and if you get up, your skirt would show a part of your ass and with no panties, would show him the goods. Pretend when you get up that you didnt flash your ass to him at the moment, and offer some wine to him. Want more advice? Post proof.
>>17353012
Hahahahahahahahaha ok
>>17353012
kek, 4/10 for effort.
>>17353012
O_o
>>17353012
hahahahaha im dying
i bet people will use that to say im baiting though
>>17352681
This shit is why I don't trust women..They;re just awful creatures.
>>17353021
Well, prove you're not. Just a 5 second recording of your voice how hard is that?
>>17353010
I've known plenty of people who've given the ass up on the first time, especially in the heat of the moment for what will likely be once in a lifetime sex.
I mean why not give the guy sex he hasn't had since before he was married? Blow the fuckers mind.
>>17353026
>I've known plenty of people who've given the ass up on the first time, especially in the heat of the moment for what will likely be once in a lifetime sex.
Porn stars roleplaying don't count as people you know.
>>17353005
OP is obviously a guy. Completely refuses to give any proof. No pictures with timestamp, and not even a vocaroo recording. I knew this thread was too good to be true.
>>17353010
So you're too fat to have sex with your bf and think his dad will bone you instead?
i was drying my hair and changing. i completely understand the sister chick now, guys in these threads are pretty annoying. constantly demanding stuff and then giving advice that sounds like porn movies. im not THAT horny.
in any case im going there now, i dont plan on making this a saga or anything, its already irritating me. i appreciate some of the advice thanks xoxo
>>17353035
Slutty enough to try and ruin a family but still being a basic bitch in bed.
baka
>>17353054
0/10 you neckbeard faggot. Hit the gym and eat better maybe you won't have to make threads where you imagine your fantasies.
In all fairness if that was actually a girl you guys would have fucked it up anyway by being so overbearing and obviously horny
>>17353026
fucking liar. Not one of my friends or anyone we know has done that unless they are real religious and want to save their vay for marriage
>>17353012
>>17353017
Way to generous -4/10
>>17353076
Well it wasn't a girl, it's obviously a neckbeard.
>>17353054
and why I kinda backed out a bit with all the jack offs pressuring you.
I don't plan on being a caricature but as normal myself as possible except for some well timed flashes. I absolutely envy you right now. There just may be a god for me though. My bf text me his boss needs him to attend a 3 day conference last week of this month and thinking I could leave something at his stepdads house that I need to retrieve when my bf is out of town.
>>17353093
>omg pressuring u :(
Asking for proof that you're not full of shit is not pressure. Demanding tits and nudes and all that crap would be but we politely asked for a simple voice message. That is it. Since something that simple can't be delivered, OP is probably a guy, you most likely are too.
>>17353093
Do it. Will you be more willing to please record your voice to prove you're femanon and not some cuck fantasizing?
>>17352998
I only keep a patch in summer, can't stuff a bush in a bikini but never took everything off. Will now
>>17353078
So basically non-religious girls are basic bitches in bed who give their vagina up for everyone? Sounds like it's obvious what type to go for then.
>>17353098
>Demanding tits and nudes
it is exactly what you guys are doing because by your own admission your dick hard as diamonds. Never hear a girl demanding dick picks and I really don't care what you think I am. Through all you guys huffing and jacking OP and I compared notes and I for one was helped. Why you come to adv, right?
>>17353114
>it is exactly what you guys are doing
I think the most someone asked for was a timestamped bra or timestamp of her wearing the outfit she would be seducing the dad in.
No one asked for nudes. You are delusional and a shitty neckbeard troll. Go start a cuck thread on >>>/b/ loser.
>>17353101
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XL1o6jFbUa
>>17353121
kek, faggot.
>>17353105
how did you get that out of what I said but my question for you is why the obsession with my butthole? Are you queer and prefer that to my vay that is right next to it?
>>17353120
>Proof makes dick diamonds, and good advice is sure to follow
>>17353129
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>>17353093
yeah thats good, helps if his house is close too so it seems casual, my bfs house is a 25-min walk or so away, i got here a while ago. i guess the most important thing is that life is no porn movie and older men probably know that, nothing cartoony
>>17353104
i normally leave a bush and have my bf work his way through it on foreplays. kinda feels like im an asshole for this, but he doesnt mind or complain, another turn off for me. hes extremely submissive.
>>17353133
>Said one anon out of multiple anons asking for proof. Just admit you're a guy. You had a decent run but it's sort of lame now.
>>17353120
you passive/aggressive little dick
>>17353144
>Being this mad for getting called out
Listen I know you fantasize about the things you write about in this thread, and enjoy playing armchair psychologist on the internet, but it's pretty lame to take it this far.
>>17353152
why do you think everyone is OP?
>>17353154
I'm pretty certain you are not OP but the other dude. The original OP left a while ago.
>>17353154
no where did he mention you are OP
>>17353012
1/10 made me reply
>>17353137
I just don't want to come off too eager and inexperienced but remind him I am a woman not his stepsons little girlfriend.
>>17352721
Thanks op i came on cat she hiss at penis
>>17353170
The fact that you are worried about coming off as too eager and inexperienced is proof you are not a woman but not much more than a grown child with zero emotional maturity.
A woman wouldn't even be here in the first place, they would know exactly what to do and how to do it.
>>17353170
>mfw he shuts down your advances
>mfw he tells his son
>mfw your bf ditches your ass and slut shames you to hell and back (rightfully so might I add)
>>17353176
you are right partially. with a young guy I know exactly what to do but a man makes me nervous, especially this particular man
>>17353178
he may not take my subtle offer and I am not going to make advances. It will be up to him to ignore or show interest so I doubt he would tell his stepson something he can dismiss but even if he does and causes trouble I'm at the point I really don't care.
>>17353201
You're a guy and this is a fantasy. Just stop it, it's pathetic.
>>17353201
Then why not leave your bf instead of trying to ruin a family?
