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How do i get a japanese girlfriend?
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How do i get a japanese girlfriend?
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Attend a prestigious Japanese high school.
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Step 1: Move to Japan.
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A good start is moving to Japan
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stop letting anime dictate your life

go to your schools library, where all the asians are studying
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Watch more animu, eventually one will fall on you from the sky
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>>17350820
You already missed your chance. By not being born in Japan you will never be a main character in an anime.
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>>17350832
>>17350826

What's next?
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>>17350938
Be anything other than asian. A lot of asian women are lusty for the different colored cock.

Easy.
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step 1: join the navy

step 2: get stationed in japan

step 3: get a japanese gf
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>>17350938
>What's next?
Pic related.
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>>17350950
Come on now
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>>17350938
Preferably be white.
Otherwise get fucked.
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Sushi places usually have a qt working behind the counter, she might also even be able to speak your language with a cute nip accent.
My local town has one and the girl there is gorgeous and super kind.

Good luck anon!
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>>17351162

A lot of sushi places aren't even run by Japanese, bruh.

In any case, you're going to have a fairly hard time unless you live in an area with a sizeable Japanese population - i.e. the 15 biggest cities in the U.S. or something
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You should really realize that anime is not real and japanese girls will not actually look or act like anime girls
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>>17351162
Local sushi store chain is staffed entirely by homoerotic black males. Sounds like a good place to start.
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>>17352536
>>17351236
I don't know what things are like in the US but in my country restaurants are usually driven by people native to the food they serve.
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Studying/Working abroad is a good first step.
Speaking Japanese is an even better one.
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>>17352598

And what then?
That's the hard part.
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>>17350820
You're going to want to learn how to tie a noose
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>>17350820
In this order;
>Learm Japanese.
>Move to Japan permanently.
>Get a good job there.

Profit.
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>>17350820
Come to Japan, if you're white you can score pretty quick.

>>17353816

>Move to Japan permanently.
>Get a good job there

Kek. Good luck getting a good job teaching English.
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>>17352566
Japanese is a nationality, black people can be Japanese.
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>>17352566
In Americuck most sushi restaurants are run by Asian looking people, fooling the ignorant locals. In California it was mostly Korean or Chinese running Japanese restaurants.
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First you need to have white hair and be a main character
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>>17355027
This
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>>17350820
Get out weeb.
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There are 4 ways, difficulty and reward increase when you go down the list.

Western: Be a white man, preferably tall and rich but at least employed. Move to Japan and start your quest. If you plan to stay in Japan try to learn the language too. Strike conversations to people in your association sphere and build a social life in the new country. You can use your exotic appearance and foreign culture as selling points to appear interesting to any new potential friends.

Anime: Just become the main character of your life and assemble your harem. Works best around schools and other public places. Spiky hair is a plus. Plots you can use vary wildly based on your personality and bodytype. The key is to keep control of the story and remain the main character. Do no slip from this role at any cost, otherwise you might end up as support for someone else in their quest for waifu.

Hentai: Techniques vary but the key is to strike in unexpected situations and escalate to sex very quickly. Best done if you are athletic and handsome. Example include but aren't limited confusing a tomboy for a male, spilling a drink into yourself in a coffee shop or paying a visit to the alley of horny housewifes.

Rape: Stalk your dream waifu and rape her. If you can manage to land the impregnation your waifu is secured as japanese woman value family over themselves. Works best if you come equipped with anything from quite large to comically huge cock and high sperm count to ensure mind rape and impregnation. Warning: only works if you stay as alpha in her eyes, if you don't she will happily ditch you but otherwise remain loyal.
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>>17350938
>Be white
>Be tall

Really Japanese are too rare outside Japan to stand a serious chance. I've heard good things about them though. You should probably also speak Japanese though because she won't be able to speak English.

Or you can just do what the rest of us do and get a Chinese gf.
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