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Any advice for first impressions at a new job?
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Any advice for first impressions at a new job?
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>>17350301
Firm handshake, eye contact, smile and speak loud. Straight posture. Don't let them see you're nervous.
Goodluck anon
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Is this an interview or first day of work ?
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Kill the largest person there in order to receive a Klingon promotion. Make an example of them and mark your territory by pissing all over the place. make eye contact to the point that other people are scared of you. Your rule through fear will take you far.
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Sound interested.

Make some researches from where you plan to work, information is power

Not necessarily have to "look good" you only need to prove you'll do a good job/team job
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>>17350451
This...

About the eye contact thing, be sure to not be creepy and act natural. If someone says something insightful, look away/upwards like you're imagining what they are talking about and glance back/forth making eye contact. This will make you look interested and engaged. They will believe you not only understand what they are talking about, but you can visualize their scenarios and provide valuable feedback.

This works like a charm and is very disarming. People will think of you as that person who "gets them." Just bring plenty of lettuce, you'll have them eating out of your palms in no time, silly rabbits.
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>>17350581
Unless they're intelligent and can see through this ruse.

It's very easy to tell genuine interest from feigned interest, at least it is for me.
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Assert your dominance. Find the toughest guy there and pee on him. Mark your territory, he's now your bitch.
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