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My woman just broke my heart and left me. Drinking vodka and I took some muscle relaxers (baclofen). I'm itching to make some bad life decisions.
How do I get a hooker and once I got her what's the protocol? Need some pro tips from veterans.
>>17336017
>How do I get a hooker
Back page ads for 'massages' or escorts from your local weekly paper.
>and once I got her what's the protocol?
You ask her what she does, then tell her what you want, asking how much. Plausible deniability or vagueness is useful but not 100% necessary. If she tells you what's on offer first, your risk of getting busted, or convicted, for soliciting is reduced.
i see an ad like this
http://annarbor.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/super-sexy-just-arrived-petite-asian-party-girl-new-face/25505250
and i assume its fake. Are they just gonna send someone who don't look like her or is this a cop or what?
See, here's the thing: real hookers don't look like Julia Roberts and don't have a heart of gold.
You're likely to get an addict with bad skin and a lumpy body. Condoms reduce the risk of herpes- and believe me, she's got it- but you're still likely to get pubic lice.
This is not what you want. Just rent a movie and pretend.
go to a place where its legal so you wont have to worry about diseases, personal security, or police
in the US that means Nevada (other than Las Vegas oddly enough) in Europe Germany, the netherlands, switzerland, austria, hungary, latvia, and greece. Australia and NZ have it legal as well.
Man I was on a ship that went through Bremerhaven Germany not long ago and I made the decision to visit the red light district. So many girls to choose from, I ended up finding one that was my personal 10/10. About 6' tall, blond, THICK hips, amazing ass. That was the best 40 euro I spent that trip.
>>17336050
When a client brings up price to an escort, that can be a real red flag to her (law enforcement trying to get proof of selling) and the escort may shut it down. Especially if you say "how much?"
She's a businesswoman, so she will be comfortable bringing up pricing herself. Most likely it will be termed a suggested "donation" or something along those lines. You should already know what this is/ballpark since you've seen her site, so have it ready. Don't walk in, whip out cash and put it on the counter. Another big sign of LE.
Happy whoring.
>>17336017
if you live in the UK hookers are very safe. make sure you dont see a hooker that gives Bareback (sex without a condom) because that will increase your risk of HiV. Make sure you wrap up for penetration. also if you live in the UK the website uKpunting will show reviews for most escotrs (weather their photos are real, weather they provide the services advertised etc)
just be safe, be sensible.
>>17336104
Incall Asian places are usually legit. That particular girl may not work there but they'll have hotties.
>>17337197
Is this a common thing for europoors to do?
